Give your Mom an Award

[avacado_salesman]

Mine gets the endless patience award.

[HippyFreek2004]

My mum gets the "Taught me everything I needed to know about sex at least 10 years before I needed to know it" award...

Holly

[avacado_salesman]

ewwwy thats a gross award but good on her.

[HippyFreek2004]

I didn't mean it like THAT....She gave me the sex talk when I was two, for goodness sake!


Holly

[lynsey]

my mom gets the promoting 'it's all about finding yourself' patience award.

[lynsey]

oh no I take that back! my mom gave me a great ass! All the women in our family have incredible asses my grandma at 70 even has a decent one. yep thanks mom

[mystical_shroom]

My mom gets "the put up with me as a daughter" award..:D

[lover/young_peace]

My ma get the "ma" award.

hey, I don't know... :)

[seamonster66]

mine gets the "smallest mom" award.

[Becknudefck]

i give my mom the "always sticking on dads side of the story when it makes no sense and im surprised your not divorced" award


god damn those parentals of mine

[dasiy]

My mom gets the "not the best mom in the world but an okay one" award.

[ryupower]

Judo award.

[teepi]

Since I have no mom here...I give myself the "the hippest mom that gave her kids their first tatoo award"

teepi

[retrofishie]

my mom gets the 'longest silent treatment' award

[DiffKettleOfFish]

My mom gets the "Cutest When Vaccuming and Jamming to Jimi Hendrix Because She's So Liiiiittle" Award!
Also the "Cutest When She Has to Stand On a Stool to Reach the Top of the Refrigerator Because She's So Liiiiiittle" award.

Aww my mommy is cute:)

[inbloom]

"greatest person, not just mum, but person for always being there and always understanding no matter what i throw her way" award. :)

[zoso_zeppelin]

"the best taste in music for a mum" award

[Kilgore Trout]

Two awards: most effective guilt trip & best grandma

[crummyrummy]

My Mom gets Best Mom to ever put up with my shit award.

[lynsey]

giving birth to the best child award (I am an only child)

[crummyrummy]

Giving birth to the fifth best child, I am th oldest of 4.( damn you Lynsey)

[lynsey]

I was still never offered a pony untill the age of 22 dammit all only children are supposed to have ponies!!!!!Giving birth to the fifth best child, I am th oldest of 4.( damn you Lynsey)

[crummyrummy]

no, I didnt, so having a pony is obviously not nessesary. but prefered I will admit.

[MoonjavaSeed]

"shouldn't have her 46 yr old bellybutton pierced even tho shes too skinny anyways" award

[FreeBird1969]

My mommy gets 5 awards tonight...

And the "Most Photographically Advanced Mom" Award goes to...Mama!
And the "Greatest Person to Go Driving With When Dad is Beating Up On Everybody" Award goes to...Mama!
And the "Bravest Mom to Ever Live" Award goes to...Mama!
And the "Prettiest Perm" Award goes to...Mama!
And finally, the "Greatest Record-Toting Mom Who Gives Those LPs to Her Daughter" Award goes to...Mama!

I love my mom. :)

[Nisha]

my tmoher gets "the most.. emotional" award

[Simulato]

Mine gets the "should date people in her own age group" award.

[moonshyne]

My mom would get the "psycho who tried to burn down my house" award.

yay, mom http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon13.gif

[MiddleSista]

My mom would get the "psycho who tried to burn down my house" award.

yay, mom http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon13.gifha,ha! I was going to say award for "It's NEVER my fault, I only think of myself and what 5 kids?"

[moonshyne]

ha,ha! I was going to say award for "It's NEVER my fault, I only think of myself and what 5 kids?"
lol, i could think of quite a few awards to give that woman... the "I slept with my sister's husband and got an STD" award......Or maybe the "i allowed my children to go without and get beaten so I could blow money and party" award....

She has accomplished quite alot in our lifetime. :p

[Duck]

"coolest mom ever" and "biggest pushover" awards

[kjhippielove88]

my mom gets the "is more like a bitchy sister" award