I miss sex [Archive]

orison319

01-28-2009, 12:17 PM

x
y
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Lipschitz continuous (of a function, f:X–>R). There exists a value K, called the Lipschitz constant, such that |f(x) - f(y)| <= K||x-y|| for all x, y in X. This relation is called the Lipschitz condition. It is stronger than continuity because it limits the slope to be within [–K, K]. The generalized Lipschitz condition is that there exists a increasing function, m:R–>R with the property that m(z)–>0 as z–>0, such that there exists K: |f(x)-f(y)| <= Km(||x-y||) for all x, y in z.

For any complex function, both the independent variable and the dependent variable may be separated into real and imaginary parts:

and

where and are real-valued functions.
In other words, the components of the function f(z). NEEDS SEX..

Im just being silly.. :)

Dave_techie

01-28-2009, 02:17 PM

TheGanjaKing

01-28-2009, 03:50 PM

i could go for a porking

MaryJBlaze

01-28-2009, 03:51 PM

lol at sex....well lol at me for not having sex, and possibly never having it again:eek:

mamaKCita

01-28-2009, 05:14 PM

i miss missing sex. i have no sex drive anymore. it's even hard to climax, which has never been a problem before and my orgasms aren't as frequent or strong as before. i did get a really good one the other day, but the subsequent ones took a lotta concentration and weren't as good. fucking sucks.

TheGanjaKing

01-28-2009, 06:39 PM

just got some sex. I'm here only to brag

bluesafire

01-28-2009, 06:44 PM

i miss missing sex.

there's your answer right there... just go without it for a while until you get to really missing it.

Hellvis

01-29-2009, 01:03 AM

what happens when you end up REALLY missing sex *L* i'm in that boat.

mamaKCita

01-29-2009, 01:09 AM

there's your answer right there... just go without it for a while until you get to really missing it.

i do go without. and dave's SO GOOD in bed, like ridiculous good. but i have no libido whatsoever right now. i think i'm having self image issues.

i had a dream during my nap that dave and i were about to have sex, and it was a little akward, then it was getting good, and then dave asked me if i had a face mask to wear.

which is FUCKING HYSTERICAL under other circumstances. right now it's only midly hilarious.

I'minmyunderwear

01-29-2009, 01:11 AM

what happens when you end up REALLY missing sex *L* i'm in that boat.

what do you mean? stuck it in her bellybutton?

orison319

01-29-2009, 01:16 AM

Φ
I can haz hair pie.. :D

bluesafire

01-29-2009, 02:09 AM

i do go without. and dave's SO GOOD in bed, like ridiculous good. but i have no libido whatsoever right now. i think i'm having self image issues.

i had a dream during my nap that dave and i were about to have sex, and it was a little akward, then it was getting good, and then dave asked me if i had a face mask to wear.

which is FUCKING HYSTERICAL under other circumstances. right now it's only midly hilarious.

Yeah that does sound like it's psychological. Dreams are so telling aren't they? The good thing about it being psychological is that with a little self inquiry the issue can go away quickly. You're very lucky to have such a great partner. :) I gots me a good one too. About to celebrate our 10yr anniversary.

indian~summer

01-29-2009, 10:32 AM

i like sex, and i had really good sex this past weekend
actually i don't really like sex, but this past weekend was fun times
:)

mamaKCita

01-29-2009, 04:48 PM

Yeah that does sound like it's psychological. Dreams are so telling aren't they? The good thing about it being psychological is that with a little self inquiry the issue can go away quickly. You're very lucky to have such a great partner. :) I gots me a good one too. About to celebrate our 10yr anniversary.

we snuck in some great quick sex last night. such a relief.

bluesafire

01-29-2009, 06:15 PM

we snuck in some great quick sex last night. such a relief.

yay! :cheers2:

booshnoogs

01-29-2009, 06:20 PM

The last time I had sex, it got interrupted seconds before the big finish. Now I'm ready to yell at every random person I see.

bluesafire

01-29-2009, 06:22 PM

The last time I had sex, it got interrupted seconds before the big finish. Now I'm ready to yell at every random person I see.

haha! that sucks. ahem.. why don't you go take care of it in the 1st person. :D

booshnoogs

01-29-2009, 06:30 PM

I did of course, but we all know that really isn't the same.

bluesafire

01-29-2009, 07:04 PM

I did of course, but we all know that really isn't the same.

true. true.

redyelruc

01-30-2009, 04:46 AM

Starting to suffer from wankers' cramp!!!

daisymae

01-30-2009, 03:18 PM

Why do you think Popeye had those big forearms? It's lonely at sea..

mamaKCita

01-30-2009, 03:38 PM

heehee. poor booshie.

booshnoogs

01-30-2009, 06:27 PM

It's cool, I've more than made up for it since then. Dang near drowned the wife.

indian~summer

01-30-2009, 07:30 PM

second to last time i had sex the guy finished so quickly... like four fucking seconds of sex
i was torn between being disappointed and flattered....

booshnoogs

01-30-2009, 07:34 PM

second to last time i had sex the guy finished so quickly... like four fucking seconds of sex
i was torn between being disappointed and flattered....
Find out if he's like that with every girl. If not, then be flattered

indian~summer

01-30-2009, 07:38 PM

he's not, so flattered it is i guess

Wild Mountain Dave

01-30-2009, 09:50 PM

I dont like you anymore. there's your answer right there... just go without it for a while until you get to really missing it.

bluesafire

01-30-2009, 10:10 PM

I dont like you anymore.

I was actually looking out for you in the long term. Sheesh. Thankless job. :rolleyes:

Wild Mountain Dave

01-30-2009, 10:13 PM

long term... long term... sheesh, how long we talkin here. hehe

bluesafire

01-30-2009, 10:14 PM

long term... long term... sheesh, how long we talkin here. hehe

the point is moot now. She just couldn't resist your charms :p

Wild Mountain Dave

01-30-2009, 10:15 PM

you know im just playin, anyways.

bluesafire

01-30-2009, 10:16 PM

you know im just playin, anyways.

wha? :eek:

*faints*

Wild Mountain Dave

01-30-2009, 10:17 PM

I still like ya. *does mouth to mouth real fast*

bluesafire

01-30-2009, 10:25 PM

I still like ya. *does mouth to mouth real fast* :drool5:

Wild Mountain Dave

01-30-2009, 10:28 PM

whoa!!!

mamaKCita

01-30-2009, 10:56 PM

It's cool, I've more than made up for it since then. Dang near drowned the wife.

that's a mental image i'll savor a while.:cheers2:

Wild Mountain Dave

01-30-2009, 11:36 PM

dirty

mamaKCita

01-31-2009, 01:04 AM

you betcha.

mrs_hendrix

04-28-2009, 03:38 PM

Oh good... How I miss you sex... How I miss you..

noela

04-28-2009, 03:46 PM

i miss loving/passionate sex.
i've been with a guy just for the hell of missing sex, and it sucks compared to someone who truely cares about you.
or maybe it was just that one instance...

i want someone who will tickle my back after we make love :(

mrs_hendrix

04-28-2009, 05:30 PM

noela

04-28-2009, 05:40 PM

i love my back being tickled :)

oh , good :)

me too. its my favorite heh :rolleyes:

blitz7341

05-30-2009, 10:13 AM

Me too. It hasn't even been 3 weeks yet but I'm bursting.

i havnt had sex in about 8 months
dont talk to me about bursting.

its too bad i dont get up enough, its really a shame this great body going to waste. any ladies in the Dallas, TX area pm me. ill buy you dinner among other things.