WOODS SQUAT'N by HippieHair

[HippieHair]

for the yooper women who dare

to bare their darriere'

in less than ideal conditions

for the u.p. girls unafraid

to make lemonade

while in the squat position -

eyes darting here and there

hoping not to see a bear

attracted to your underwear -

hurry up !

pull em up !

before a bear makes you his sup !

tripping over branches

rushing back to your jeep -

landing in the drivers seat

with one gigantic leap !

hurry up !

start it up !

fumble with the key

just then , it dawns on you

you forgot to pee !

:cheers2:

[Strawperson]

Ha! That was funny. The irregular rhyme structure keeps it from being too predictable.

[OneUndone]

Yeah, very nice! Got a good laugh out of it.

[*Heather*]

nicely written :)

peace and love

[Gig]

Well done, but I hope you finally got to pee!

[mckarkies]

salute to michigan.

[HippieHair]

I want to thank everyone for the very nice reviews ! It makes me happy to know i've made others smile..

[rambleON]

u.p. wut, wut. munising represent.

[Ruthy]

ONLY you hippie lol