would this be too mean?

[marvinartist]

most people know bums like to drink listerine it gets them smashed ive seen it first hand they are usually pretty happy atm but its bottom feader type shit so what i was just thinking would be really funny if some night when the party is winding down and all the drinks are gone that i take an empty listerine bottle and fill it with something that could pass as listerine and i tell everyone but one impressionable person lol and we make it seem like we are all drinking it and wait for the one unknowing fool to agree to drink from it and when he drinks it laugh at him and call him a bum cuz he drinks listerine lol i would never do this though that would be horrible.


funny though.

[DroneLore]

that's not very funny man

[Captain Cannabis]

I don't get it.

[Wilson]

Dude, I don't think anybody drinks enough listerine to get drunk.... And no, thats not funny.

[marvinartist]

hell yeah it is i wasnt asking if it was funny.

[thisisme5]

Not really that funny.. just kind a dick move

[Wilson]

Well, I'm entitled to an opinion and I don't think its funny. It doesn't even make much sense. :rolleyes: I'm done with this thread haha

[marvinartist]

Not really that funny.. just kind a dick move


i said i would never do it.

[Vapemaster]

lol last summer I convinced a bunch of people that my buddy was hooked on listerine. One night there was a full 2L and the next day it was gone...that's what triggered that idea.

[DroneLore]

Yea seriously I actually couldn't figure out what he was talking about. Fill an empty bottle of listerine with something that isnt listerine so you can laugh at someone for being willing to drink listerine....even though it wasnt? wtf?

[marvinartist]

oops

[marvinartist]

Yea seriously I actually couldn't figure out what he was talking about. Fill an empty bottle of listerine with something that isnt listerine so you can laugh at someone for being willing to drink listerine....even though it wasnt? wtf?




lol youre not confused at all!

[marvinartist]

lol last summer I convinced a bunch of people that my buddy was hooked on listerine. One night there was a full 2L and the next day it was gone...that's what triggered that idea.


never know.

[st. stephen]

? thats just kinda a dick move. "lets peer pressure him into doing something he thinks were all doing than laugh at him when he caves" hilarious

[thisisme5]

@OP How old are you? just a quesion

[marvinartist]

? thats just kinda a dick move. "lets peer pressure him into doing something he thinks were all doing than laugh at him when he caves" hilarious



yeeeeeeaah im aware.

[marvinartist]

@OP How old are you? just a quesion


it doesnt matter its funny.

[thisisme5]

it doesnt matter its funny.

I know it doesnt matter it was just a question... i thought this was funny in like grade 9/10 but im over peer pressure.. its overrated

[marvinartist]

you guys are all lame.



except the dude who joked about his friend being hooked on listerine hes cool.

[Wilson]

you guys are all lame.



except the dude who joked about his friend being hooked on listerine hes cool.

We're lame? ..... :toetap05:

[Willy_Wonka_27]

seems like something fun to do at a party.

one time a bunch of my friends were drunk at a party and one of them was smoking a white owl cigar(tobacco only, no weed). another friend asked to take a hit, because he liked cigars. another person asked, and so on. so this cigar is going around in a circle like a blunt(but its just tobbaco).... so my other friend comes in to the room, and she is extremely wasted. she sees the group and asks for a hit of the "blunt". they pass it to her and she takes a huge rip and is like "this is some banging weed". everyone stars cracking up, laughing. she is like "whats so funny". they say "we are just so high off of this blunt that we cant stop laughing." she then precedes to take many more hits off of the cigar, thinking she is smoking weed.

[brainDamage13]

thats way too much effort for something not that funny.

[marvinartist]

seems like something fun to do at a party.

one time a bunch of my friends were drunk at a party and one of them was smoking a white owl cigar(tobacco only, no weed). another friend asked to take a hit, because he liked cigars. another person asked, and so on. so this cigar is going around in a circle like a blunt(but its just tobbaco).... so my other friend comes in to the room, and she is extremely wasted. she sees the group and asks for a hit of the "blunt". they pass it to her and she takes a huge rip and is like "this is some banging weed". everyone stars cracking up, laughing. she is like "whats so funny". they say "we are just so high off of this blunt that we cant stop laughing." she then precedes to take many more hits off of the cigar, thinking she is smoking weed.


youre going to hell.



joke.

[thisisme5]

seems like something fun to do at a party.

one time a bunch of my friends were drunk at a party and one of them was smoking a white owl cigar(tobacco only, no weed). another friend asked to take a hit, because he liked cigars. another person asked, and so on. so this cigar is going around in a circle like a blunt(but its just tobbaco).... so my other friend comes in to the room, and she is extremely wasted. she sees the group and asks for a hit of the "blunt". they pass it to her and she takes a huge rip and is like "this is some banging weed". everyone stars cracking up, laughing. she is like "whats so funny". they say "we are just so high off of this blunt that we cant stop laughing." she then precedes to take many more hits off of the cigar, thinking she is smoking weed.

Thats awesome since it was her own fault

[Burnt]

Listerine is way to expensive for a alcoholic bum, now Hair Net and a loaf of bread is the way to go, that shit has pure grain alcohol in it.

[Jennifer19]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/confused010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[stratface]

seems like something fun to do at a party.

one time a bunch of my friends were drunk at a party and one of them was smoking a white owl cigar(tobacco only, no weed). another friend asked to take a hit, because he liked cigars. another person asked, and so on. so this cigar is going around in a circle like a blunt(but its just tobbaco).... so my other friend comes in to the room, and she is extremely wasted. she sees the group and asks for a hit of the "blunt". they pass it to her and she takes a huge rip and is like "this is some banging weed". everyone stars cracking up, laughing. she is like "whats so funny". they say "we are just so high off of this blunt that we cant stop laughing." she then precedes to take many more hits off of the cigar, thinking she is smoking weed.

had a similar experience, but with a hookah.

at an after-prom party, us all sitting ina circle, hookah going around. i take a couple hits, then say to the dude who owns it "this shit tastes weird, what strain is it?"

"Blueberry."

"Oh, blueberry haze, cool."

"Naw, that blueberry tobacco shit."

Then we smoked a blunt. Mmm.

[TheMadcapSyd]

I think most bums prefer actual alcohol too, it;s just harder to steal from a liquor store

[marvinartist]

I think most bums prefer actual alcohol too, it;s just harder to steal from a liquor store


bums dont have preferences.

[Willy_Wonka_27]

i don't know why anyone, "bum" or not would drink mouthwash. bad alcohol is cheap. you can make enough money for a bottle in less than 5 minuets panhandling.

[Wilson]

I had an experience kinda like this too. Except we were mean lol. This kid who was about 15 was talking like he smoked all this weed, bragging about how much he could smoke, etc. So my friend was like ok kid wait here I'm gonna go inside and roll a joint. So he takes oregeno and rolls it up in a zig zag then comes back outside and lights it up. We each take a hit of oregano (without inhaling of course, although it was still disgusting) and then pass it to this kid and tell him the rest is his cause we have a lot. So he smokes then entire thing down after a few mins....shortly after he's walking around and talking like he's really stoned. He started squinting his eyes and everything and was walking really slow haha i know thats kinda mean but hey he sorta deserved it and it was hilarious. :rolleyes:

[drew5147]

I've got drunk off of listerine before. (boarding school)


it gets you fucked up.


It has like a 15% alcohol content.


a lot of sugar though.

Its something, when you dont have access to alcohol.

[Wilson]

Listerine has sugar? I thought it was supposed to clean your teeth...

[hippieatheart]

that's a really lame joke.

[orison319]

I don't get it.wtf CC are you out of good comments or what...SLACKER!!!!! :D

[brainDamage13]

why is everyone talking about what kind of alcohol bums drink?
im sure different bums drink different types of alch?

anyways i was watching intervention and there was this alcoholic lady and her family threw away all her alcohol so she was drinking bottles of listerine to get drunk, thats the only time ive seen someone doing that hah

[tutex]

you guys are stupid don't you know listerne contains the kind of alchoal that can make you blind methonal i belive

[orison319]

you guys are stupid don't you know listerne contains the kind of alchoal that can make you blind methonal i belive
NOT> there is no poison Alcohol in Listerine.. ITs FOOD SAFE ALCOHOL> the kind you drink.

[lucjl volcin]

My friend got kicked out of school in the 7th grade for drinking listerine, i think he got 10 days out.

[orison319]

was it a school for dentistry...:p

[lucjl volcin]

lol

[thisisme5]

who the fuck drinks listerine... Thats so low

[Subliminal89]

lawlersprinklr

[Jennifer19]

The things people do http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/confused005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[drew5147]

you guys are stupid don't you know listerne contains the kind of alchoal that can make you blind methonal i belive


yeah thats a lie.


Listerine has Ethyl alcohol.

[marvinartist]

that's a really lame joke.


its not lame its funny juist TOO mean we have established this already.


or i have.

[drew5147]

its not lame its funny juist TOO mean we have established this already.


or i have.


It really isn't mean at all.


Just a little bit gross. (depending on your preferences)


Why do you think drinking Listerine is so humorous?

[marvinartist]

It really isn't mean at all.


Just a little bit gross. (depending on your preferences)


Why do you think drinking Listerine is so humorous?


^ ^ ^ ^



drinks listerine.

[thisisme5]

Make sure its the orange listerine if you are in fact going to drink it... that stuff tasts awesome

[lilb1t]

wino

[lilb1t]

u know they dont let u keep moutwash in rahab

[thisisme5]

lino

[drew5147]

yeah, orange listerine is the way to go.


And, I have drank listerine before.

[420UFO]

Tell your friend he can get high off sprite and bananas.
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/bananasandspri179450.html

[wutthe4k]

not funny man thats low

[thisisme5]

Tell your friend he can get high off sprite and bananas.
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/bananasandspri179450.html

lol thats awesome i saw a vid of a bunch of people puking from that

[PhishheadDeadhead]

Tell your friend he can get high off sprite and bananas.
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/bananasandspri179450.html

wow idk about this but pure potassium will explode the second it reacts with water. but isn't in that state in bananas.

[brainDamage13]

Tell your friend he can get high off sprite and bananas.
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/bananasandspri179450.html

lol... is it weird that i really want to try that now to see what it feels like?

too bad i don't have any sprite...

[st. stephen]

Tell your friend he can get high off sprite and bananas.
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/bananasandspri179450.html

ahahaha totse is the best website on earth. i can entertain myself for hours reading the ridiculous shit some people post on there. and the erotic section of that sight is so priceless, it really is just so hilarious