Martial Arts?

[mr.greenxxx]

Just wondering anyone here do martial arts ?

ive began training in krav maga, its really really awesome. not really considered MA, more of a close combat. its really cool, uses some of the best and most usable moves from many systems.

getting jumped kinda moved *learn a fighting system* up the list. yeah, i have a list of shit i want to accomplish before im like 25 (in my head ofc). originally i was planning on taking up Maui Thai, but no good schools in my area and after some research found something better for the time being.

im not seeking proffessional levels, just boost in ablities of pain infliction.
may not always have spray paint in my pocket :D

[sp0rke]

BJJ, Muay Thai, Sanshou.

[Jointman69]

i'd love to find a good muay thai instructor. Hapkido is my forte though.

[PsyGrunge]

i'd love to see stoned kung fu or something.

nin jitsu is the most productive martial art imo

[PsyGrunge]

oh yer used to do karate for about 4 years when i was younger.
got quite a bit out of it but it's not a very good choice compared to other martial arts.

[Captain Cannabis]

Hi ya!

[skullkidnate]

i'd love to find a good muay thai instructor. Hapkido is my forte though.

I learned quite a bit of hapkido when I was younger.

I also used to do tae kwon do, and wish I still did...

Krav Maga is totally sweet though, I want to learn some muay thai and jui jitsu, but there are no good places around.

[deviate]

Hapkido here also.

[Eskimo101]

Just wondering anyone here do martial arts ?

ive began training in krav maga, its really really awesome. not really considered MA, more of a close combat. its really cool, uses some of the best and most usable moves from many systems.

getting jumped kinda moved *learn a fighting system* up the list. yeah, i have a list of shit i want to accomplish before im like 25 (in my head ofc). originally i was planning on taking up Maui Thai, but no good schools in my area and after some research found something better for the time being.

im not seeking proffessional levels, just boost in ablities of pain infliction.
may not always have spray paint in my pocket :D

krav maga is bad ass

[wutthe4k]

i can fight pretty well. all while growing up my father has taught me some karate moves here and there and i've gained experienced with them on the streets. i'm by no means the fastest gun in the west but i'm not your average joe blow either lol.

[sp0rke]

Ever heard of Eddie Bravo? Blackbelt BJJ Stoner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Bravo

[jo_k_er_man]

I don't know Tai Chi or Tai Kwan Do.. but i do know Tyrone and he'll lay a beatin down..

[Willy_Wonka_27]

I took Shaolin Kempo for a few years when i was younger. i made it to first degree blue belt before i was to old to continue in that particular school. i did not pursue another school because my family could not afford the other schools.

i really enjoyed learning at my lessons. respect, discipline, etc. i really improved physically as we did hundreds of sit-ups and push-ups before each lesson.

i miss it. but shaolin kempo is all about combinations. i have absolutely no memory... i would do terrible at remembering all 100+ combinations.

[PsyGrunge]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1210/1439601532_5aef5d2a21.jpg

he knows it

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

I don't trust little asians to teach me how to fight,sorry.

All that fancy shit might work when you're a 3 foot tall 50 pound rice cake.

Plus I feel that fighting on the ground like dogs..is exactly that. Fuck all those holds they do when they're on the ground, you wana fight like a monkey w.e ok.. I just start biting away peices of ur flesh. Don't need training for that.

[PsyGrunge]

you should look into nin jitsu then.
much more than little asians showing u how to fucking hold people down.

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

you should look into nin jitsu then.
much more than little asians showing u how to fucking hold people down.


Sounds basically like a Navy Seal without a gun. lol

[PsyGrunge]

not exactly

[jo_k_er_man]

Brazilian Ju Jitsu FTW!

[Jointman69]

Brazil has some sick fighters. As for turkey, man come on. maybe you've only seen those bootleg taekwondo teachers who only care about forms and combos but I learned hapkido living in asia. Mike tyson wouldn't be able to lay a tooth on me before i cracked his spine. wonka had it right, it's about dicipline and defense. I would probably lose a blow-for-blow fistfight. that's why it's good to know how to end the fight(by breaking shit) before it begins.

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

Lol @ Mike Tyson.


Lol, all I can think about is that Jean-Claude Van Damme, getting beat up in a bar by some drunk hillbilly. So much for that :rolleyes:

[Jointman69]

haha, that'd be funny. I can imagine my hippy english professor kicking the shit outta him.

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

Lol it really happend. Some drunk dude had him on the ground and was beating the shit out of him.


Alcohol>Martial Arts? lol

[Jointman69]

i was just thinking the other day about how many UFC fighters are probably coked out of the frame.

[nesta]

i'd really like to start learning martial arts, but i have bad knees, bad hips, bad everything.....i'm afraid of hurting myself, to be quite honest.

in all truth in recent times its been hard enough on my knees and hips just walking around campus, and i dont even ever have to go more than 3/4 a mile at any given time (and thats the farthest - just the liquor store, so not an every day trek)

i'm afraid that, young as i am, the days where my body would be able to take such strenuous activity are gone.

[KavaLava]

Have a father that was in the marine corps do physical training with you at 7 until you were 13, (I was homeschooled and P.E. was required by the state) He got me in crazy shape and taught me a ton of down and dirty hand to hand fighting. I've only fought twice in my life (One was right after I went into private school, and the other when a guy tried to mug my ass for $10.) and it's served me well.

[Willy_Wonka_27]

i have bad knees, bad hips, bad everything.....gone.
why is that?

if you dont mind me asking.

[wutthe4k]

chuck norris will own all of you with his 3rd fist

[jamaican_youth]

I use to learn Karate, I wish I kept it up, it was stupid to quit. I'm still thinking about learning Judo though, or CQC (close quarters combat).

[PsyGrunge]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii YA!

[sp0rke]

why is that?

if you dont mind me asking.

It's from indulging in Satan's plant. Eventually he will have full body paralysis and not be able to masturbate.

[wutthe4k]

bite away at my flesh...that's if you can actually manage to get close enough without getting knocked back. biting is fine if you need to when you're in some type of hold but you never should if you can kick or punch. definitely don't count on biting to win a fight man...


you can call someone a monkey all you want...once they have you tied like a pretzel it's not gonna make much of a difference lol :)

I don't trust little asians to teach me how to fight,sorry.

All that fancy shit might work when you're a 3 foot tall 50 pound rice cake.

Plus I feel that fighting on the ground like dogs..is exactly that. Fuck all those holds they do when they're on the ground, you wana fight like a monkey w.e ok.. I just start biting away peices of ur flesh. Don't need training for that.

[mr.greenxxx]

hmn, make sure to practise safe biting - theres things like HIV and hepatitis

[Captain Cannabis]

Art is for sissies and people with black pointy hats.

[Subliminal89]

i would love to learn some form of martial art

[mr.greenxxx]

Art is for sissies and people with black pointy hats.

dude no its not. art is an awesome form of expression.

[thisisme5]

art for ppl who cut off their ears

[nesta]

why is that?

if you dont mind me asking.
i dont mind. but i also don't know the answer.

just been this way for a good handful of years now, and the pain is more and more frequent these days.

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

bite away at my flesh...that's if you can actually manage to get close enough without getting knocked back. biting is fine if you need to when you're in some type of hold but you never should if you can kick or punch. definitely don't count on biting to win a fight man...


you can call someone a monkey all you want...once they have you tied like a pretzel it's not gonna make much of a difference lol :)

Lol, I was being sarcastic.


Theres not much pride in fighting in the first place.But there sure ins't pride in rolling around in the dirt with another man with you balls flappin into each other.

[mr.greenxxx]

Lol, I was being sarcastic.


Theres not much pride in fighting in the first place.But there sure ins't pride in rolling around in the dirt with another man with you balls flappin into each other.

hahaha ew man :D

[wutthe4k]

lol man actually ya balls should be flappin around inside your boxers...unless you prefer to fight bottomless? haha jp dude

Lol, I was being sarcastic.


Theres not much pride in fighting in the first place.But there sure ins't pride in rolling around in the dirt with another man with you balls flappin into each other.