the el
09-25-2008, 08:17 PM
ECCLESIASTES
Yeah... So, you know... The nigga Solomon was wise and shit. Niggas been knew that. But right before the nigga became king, God showed up and was like: "Yo... I'ma hold you down. All you gotta do is... I mean, you can fuck as many women as you want; but just be easy with it, my nig. Don't OD on that shit. Pussy kills, you feel me?! Plus, don't have too many whips. Like, get them shits 'cause you royalty and niggas need to see royalty ride in the best; but don't OD on that shit. And don't stack up too much bread. Yeah, you wanna stack ya bread. But don't stack bread just for the sake of stackin' it. You dig what the fuck I'm talkin' 'bout?"
So the nigga Solomon said, "Aiight."
And the nigga was wise and God blessed him and all that shit. But then, the nigga Solomon started ballin' on another level. This nigga was diamonded out and eything. This nigga fucked more broads than Kennedy, Clinton, and Hov' combined, fam! And so... The nigga stayed on point. All of his reign, Israel never went to war. He forged mad alliances with niggas up north. Some niggas think he smashed this Ethiopian broad and that Ethiopians is, like, Israel second cousin and shit. But at the end of his life and shit, the nigga started stressin'. He wasn't beefin' wit' nobody. He was just stressin'. Just sittin' around, observing the world, and seeing how righteous niggas still got did dirty. And it led him to write the book of Ecclesiastes.
The scholars and them niggas debated about whether to include that shit in the Bible because a lot of the jewels this nigga dropped in there was on the secular tip. But then them niggas at the Nicea Council (the niggas who came up with the modern day canon) decided that, in the end, the book did mention God so it was good enough to put in there. So in the book of Ecclesiastes, the nigga start out on some "Life's a Bitch" type shit.
Nigga start out like, "Fuck eything. Ain't nothin' worth shit."
And he start pointing out shit like the fact that the wind blows in circular motion, and the rivers flow back and forth and empty out into the ocean all like a fucking cycle. Like, that shit is mad deep when you think about it. Shit don't change. Shit just keep goin' in circles, fam. Democrat or Republican, niggas is still hated. You feel what the fuck I'm sayin'? So, the nigga kept goin' and shit...
And he was like, "Yo, call me the seeker. I'm just this dude seeking wisdom and shit. And I been watchin' the world lately and it's some shit I don't like that I'm seein'."
The nigga said it was a time for everything. Nigga, it's a time to live, time to die. Mu'fuckin' time to laugh and cry. Mu'fuckin' time to work and play. All that shit, fam. The nigga was straight droppin' science.
Then the nigga said, "How come mu'fuckas stack bread when they gonna die eventually anyway? And you can't take that shit with you."
Nas bit off King Solomon in "Nas is Like" when he said: "But what's it all worth? Can't take it with you under this Earth./Rich men died and tried but none of it worked."
Then for the rest of the book, the nigga was just droppin' science. The nigga had quotables like every other bar, fam, off the no bullshit.
Nigga said, "Niggas who put in work sleep well even if they not rich; but rich niggas can't even sleep!"
Nigga said, "The more you talk, the less that shit mean. So why the fuck you keep talkin', nigga?"
Straight bodied niggas. Plus he believed in fate as opposed to free will. That's it, mainly. The nigga just be sharin' his observations throughout the text. He concludes that the only thing that matters is that niggas "fear God and obey his commandments, for this is the entire duty of man." Shit was an interesting book.
Yeah... So, you know... The nigga Solomon was wise and shit. Niggas been knew that. But right before the nigga became king, God showed up and was like: "Yo... I'ma hold you down. All you gotta do is... I mean, you can fuck as many women as you want; but just be easy with it, my nig. Don't OD on that shit. Pussy kills, you feel me?! Plus, don't have too many whips. Like, get them shits 'cause you royalty and niggas need to see royalty ride in the best; but don't OD on that shit. And don't stack up too much bread. Yeah, you wanna stack ya bread. But don't stack bread just for the sake of stackin' it. You dig what the fuck I'm talkin' 'bout?"
So the nigga Solomon said, "Aiight."
And the nigga was wise and God blessed him and all that shit. But then, the nigga Solomon started ballin' on another level. This nigga was diamonded out and eything. This nigga fucked more broads than Kennedy, Clinton, and Hov' combined, fam! And so... The nigga stayed on point. All of his reign, Israel never went to war. He forged mad alliances with niggas up north. Some niggas think he smashed this Ethiopian broad and that Ethiopians is, like, Israel second cousin and shit. But at the end of his life and shit, the nigga started stressin'. He wasn't beefin' wit' nobody. He was just stressin'. Just sittin' around, observing the world, and seeing how righteous niggas still got did dirty. And it led him to write the book of Ecclesiastes.
The scholars and them niggas debated about whether to include that shit in the Bible because a lot of the jewels this nigga dropped in there was on the secular tip. But then them niggas at the Nicea Council (the niggas who came up with the modern day canon) decided that, in the end, the book did mention God so it was good enough to put in there. So in the book of Ecclesiastes, the nigga start out on some "Life's a Bitch" type shit.
Nigga start out like, "Fuck eything. Ain't nothin' worth shit."
And he start pointing out shit like the fact that the wind blows in circular motion, and the rivers flow back and forth and empty out into the ocean all like a fucking cycle. Like, that shit is mad deep when you think about it. Shit don't change. Shit just keep goin' in circles, fam. Democrat or Republican, niggas is still hated. You feel what the fuck I'm sayin'? So, the nigga kept goin' and shit...
And he was like, "Yo, call me the seeker. I'm just this dude seeking wisdom and shit. And I been watchin' the world lately and it's some shit I don't like that I'm seein'."
The nigga said it was a time for everything. Nigga, it's a time to live, time to die. Mu'fuckin' time to laugh and cry. Mu'fuckin' time to work and play. All that shit, fam. The nigga was straight droppin' science.
Then the nigga said, "How come mu'fuckas stack bread when they gonna die eventually anyway? And you can't take that shit with you."
Nas bit off King Solomon in "Nas is Like" when he said: "But what's it all worth? Can't take it with you under this Earth./Rich men died and tried but none of it worked."
Then for the rest of the book, the nigga was just droppin' science. The nigga had quotables like every other bar, fam, off the no bullshit.
Nigga said, "Niggas who put in work sleep well even if they not rich; but rich niggas can't even sleep!"
Nigga said, "The more you talk, the less that shit mean. So why the fuck you keep talkin', nigga?"
Straight bodied niggas. Plus he believed in fate as opposed to free will. That's it, mainly. The nigga just be sharin' his observations throughout the text. He concludes that the only thing that matters is that niggas "fear God and obey his commandments, for this is the entire duty of man." Shit was an interesting book.