countdown to my 3000th post

[Captain Cannabis]

Let the posting begin.

:hat:

[Captain Cannabis]

nevermind, I dont have the time or the will to do count down.

[thisisme5]

Lol stoner slacker fail

[warmhandedcanadian]

how is it a countdown?

[Captain Cannabis]

I was going to countdown but then realized everytime I'd post that I just posted I would gain another post.

[warmhandedcanadian]

hahahahaa stoner!!!!!!!!!!! *snort*

[Captain Cannabis]

hahahahaa stoner!!!!!!!!!!! *snort*

not in the stoners lounge :eek:

[jo_k_er_man]

http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg

[Captain Cannabis]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/gay-darth-vader-starwars-demotivational-posters.jpg

Sorry, but the countdown is back on, 95 left!

[Captain Cannabis]

90 more!

[sp0rke]

I was checking your post count after every post you made and I was thinking to myself, "What the hell? His post number isn't changing." Then...I realized.

[Subliminal89]

lawl. Ian, get online and finish the deed!

[hippieatheart]

man, i wish we could all have a thread dedicated to our next 1,000th post. :rolleyes:

[turdurkan]

my personal goal is 420

[thisisme5]

I blew by 420 a while ago i didnt even notice when it happened.. I hear if you dont smoke on your 420th post you get shitty weed for a whole year

[turdurkan]

I blew by 420 a while ago i didnt even notice when it happened.. I hear if you dont smoke on your 420th post you get shitty weed for a whole year

oh fuck i'll keep that in mind

[PsyGrunge]

come on captain cannabis you post whore, get posting in the introduce yourself and forum games sections.
you'll be up there in no time.

[Captain Cannabis]

I'm getting closer!

[Captain Cannabis]

75 more!

[marvinartist]

I blew by 420 a while ago i didnt even notice when it happened.. I hear if you dont smoke on your 420th post you get shitty weed for a whole year


lol


mine was yesterday and would have went unnoticed if not for my hero!



i forget who it was.

[SashaK]

I wonder how many post is have, probably 2 hahaha your close Captain

[st. stephen]

im waiting... :toetap05:

[weedwhacker]

i hereby declare that when captain cannabis reaches his goal and posts his 3,000th post in this thread, this will become an official stoner party thread. will anyone second this proposition?

[killswitchjd]

i hereby declare that when captain cannabis reaches his goal and posts his 3,000th post in this thread, this will become an official stoner party thread. will anyone second this proposition?
actually I vote this as worst thread ever

[PsyGrunge]

i've seen worse but it's definitely down there with 'em

[does2]

captain hitting his 3,000th post is only one of many dominoes in the 2012 effect... stop him at all costs.

:hat:

[Captain Cannabis]

actually I vote this as worst thread ever

And I vot you as guy with not as muc posts as me so I am now smiting you with my seniority over you... smiting....smiting.... done. :)

[Captain Cannabis]

and holy hell this is taking a long time.

[PsyGrunge]

You're a waste of bandwidth and reading time.
Your motives for posting are for the sole purpose of increasing your post count?
Do you get any level of enjoyment from contributing to threads, or is the only thrill for you watching the counter increase with each post?
It'd be interesting to see how many people would continue posting if HipForums didn't have that crucial '''Posts: X'' section on everyone's name tag.

[maxwellthebeagle]

You're a waste of bandwidth and reading time.
Your motives for posting are for the sole purpose of increasing your post count?
Do you get any level of enjoyment from contributing to threads, or is the only thrill for you watching the counter increase with each post?
It'd be interesting to see how many people would continue posting if HipForums didn't have that crucial '''Posts: X'' section on everyone's name tag.

calm down.

[Captain Cannabis]

:DYou're a waste of bandwidth and reading time.
Your motives for posting are for the sole purpose of increasing your post count?
Do you get any level of enjoyment from contributing to threads, or is the only thrill for you watching the counter increase with each post?
It'd be interesting to see how many people would continue posting if HipForums didn't have that crucial '''Posts: X'' section on everyone's name tag.


Jeez I like you, how 'bout you come over and fuck my sister?

by the way does it piss it off when I quote you and my post count raises? In a matter a fact Im gonna search through your posts and reply to them just to piss you off and make you a part of my 3000th post!

[hippieatheart]

:D


Jeez I like you, how 'bout you come over and fuck my sister?


full metal jacket? haha

[Captain Cannabis]

full metal jacket? haha

Yeah :)

[Captain Cannabis]

yay 59 more.

[Subliminal89]

keep going man

[SashaK]

Captain, Id figure youd reach those 3000 by now

[Captain Cannabis]

Captain, Id figure youd reach those 3000 by now

You obviously underated my potential laziness. :rolleyes:

[Captain Cannabis]

I'll be done doing this by the end of the hour I bet lol. Actually since it's just turning 1 right now I'm gonna try to get the remaining posts by 2.

[Captain Cannabis]

50 more!

[SashaK]

Yeaay 50, i think i have like 100 left to reach 1000

[lucjl volcin]

I'm almost to 900

[Captain Cannabis]

It's bad luck to have 900 posts, better make a new account.

[lucjl volcin]

lol

[Captain Cannabis]

Way to reply, one step closer to bad luck!

[lucjl volcin]

fuck that

[Captain Cannabis]

Keep disobeying me, see what happens!

[Captain Cannabis]

40 more!

yay I'm over the 50 post hump :)

[lucjl volcin]

I'm waiting :toetap05:

[SashaK]

so ive decided that i will reply to your post to make my post higher cuz 1000 would be nice

[SashaK]

Lucj is true 900 is bad luck, i reached 900 yesterday and i had a bad trip.
of course it has to be bcuz of the 900 post

[Captain Cannabis]

Once I get 3000 posts I'm going to laugh at all the silly 2000'ers.

And my new idols will be the 4000'ers.

Thats right no longer 2000 but just not 4000

[lucjl volcin]

Lucj is true 900 is bad luck, i reached 900 yesterday and i had a bad trip.
of course it has to be bcuz of the 900 post

that's weird maybe i should be careful about reaching 900 posts lol

[SashaK]

Lol, yea plus my sister keep tellin me the couch was gonna eat me.

[lucjl volcin]

was it your first time taking acid?

[SashaK]

Nope, every other time everythin was fine, this was the first bad trip

[Captain Cannabis]

hmm, I'm lazy and hungry.

I should give someone my password so they can post for me.

My password is dog.

If someone has the balls to hack me go ahead.

[lucjl volcin]

oh i figured you were new to psychedelic's. The only time i've ever had a bad trip is when i eat around 4 grams of shrooms and was totally freaking out.

[SashaK]

Nope, im not new, My choice has always been K
Hint the Name SashaK. lol most ppl think its my last name or something..
I never tried mushrooms actually i hope to do that MOnday

[thisisme5]

Mushies this weekend hopefully... Im so pumped ive never had any psychedelics (sp?) before

[lucjl volcin]

Nope, im not new, My choice has always been K
Hint the Name SashaK. lol most ppl think its my last name or something..
I never tried mushrooms actually i hope to do that MOnday

I've never tried ketamine but i would really like to try it some time. How hard is it to get in colorado?

[SashaK]

Pretty Easy,
Honeslty its the Same as every where else, You just have to know the right people
If your near Mexico thought Its easy as hell

[Subliminal89]

i want to try acid

[Faelixx]

This is so momentous.

[Captain Cannabis]

^^^

Your momentous, you and your informative white piece of paper above your comment.

[Faelixx]

Hells yeah bizatch

[yupyit]

Hang your dumb ass head in shame. 3000 posts on a forum full of hippies and wannabe hippies. Dullsville.

[SashaK]

^ thats not very nice.
Dont be an ass

[thisisme5]

lol what a douche

[Subliminal89]

Hang your dumb ass head in shame. 3000 posts on a forum full of hippies and wannabe hippies. Dullsville.

GTFO :piggy:

[weedwhacker]

it's getting close

[SashaK]

GTFO? whats that?

[weedwhacker]

GTFO? whats that?

GTFO stands for get the fuck out

[skamikaze]

TITS or GTFO

[SashaK]

Tits?
Lol god i suck at this

[skamikaze]

yup, tits. ya know-bewbs

[weedwhacker]

( . ) ( . )


happy now skamikaze?

[skamikaze]

yay!

[thisisme5]

lol tits or gtfo... the best saying to come out of the interwebz evar!!!

[weedwhacker]

lol tits or gtfo... the best saying to come out of the interwebz evar!!!

probably originated on /b/, i see it on there all the time

[Captain Cannabis]

Hang your dumb ass head in shame. 3000 posts on a forum full of hippies and wannabe hippies. Dullsville.

You seem like the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't have the common courtesy to give him a reach a round.

[Subliminal89]

Can never have enough tits. ( . ) ( . ) i think these ones are bigger.

[Subliminal89]

Nope scratch that.. same size!1

[Captain Cannabis]

this ones for you Richard Simmons 3===D

[Captain Cannabis]

only 24 more!

[Subliminal89]

cmon Ian!

[Captain Cannabis]

Ok this is it, I've waited long enough. It's time to kick my posting into overdrive!

[thisisme5]

lol git er done

[SashaK]

Agreed ^

[Captain Cannabis]

I'm so close I can taste the 3000!

[thisisme5]

its gonna be so anticlimactic when you actually hit 3000 posts.. Its gonna be like wow why did we even care lol

[Captain Cannabis]

its gonna be so anticlimactic when you actually hit 3000 posts.. Its gonna be like wow why did we even care lol

Oh thats what you think, trust me. You'll know when I hit my 3000 posts.

Everyone will, I'll make sure of it.

[Captain Cannabis]

10 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thisisme5]

lol just spam posts and finish it

[thisisme5]

and get a bowl going for when you hit 3000 posts to celebrate

[Captain Cannabis]

^^^

Way ahead of you on that one! :p

[Captain Cannabis]

4 more!

[Thories]

Nearly there dude ! We will spark one here in Aus when you get it :D

[Captain Cannabis]

2 more!

[Thories]

How many more was that?

[skamikaze]

go captain go

[Thories]

hes a 2999 i guess just making an epic 3000th post?

[Captain Cannabis]

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?p=4750409#post4750409

I see no use for this thread anymore :D

[Subliminal89]

I do.

[Captain Cannabis]

I do.

Your opinion doesnt count you 2000er.

;)

[mr.greenxxx]

i pwn you all with my awesome pwness. pwness i stopped carring about once i went pass 1000.

but gratz anyway


so where are those tits yall were talking abut... :D

[Captain Cannabis]

(c) (c)

Here you go, pierced nipples :D

[mr.greenxxx]

wow you could totally pierce a chain through those and treat the owner as a milk cow

[Captain Cannabis]

(c)-(c)

Your one sick fuck :p

[mr.greenxxx]

fuck beer, got milk?

[Captain Cannabis]

yes, but its homoginized.

lol homo milk.

[mr.greenxxx]

hahaha i loved that one ali g video where he was talking to like proffessors about evolution, and one calls him a homophabien.

ali g is like, woah, im no homo xD

[_Chopper_]

You seem like the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't have the common courtesy to give him a reach a round.

Meh

[Subliminal89]

Wheres the common coutesy?!!?