View Full Version : Discuss weird the weird things you do and can't help it
TheMadcapSyd
09-24-2008, 11:41 PM
To get things rolling with a bit of OCDness, if I tie one shoe, I have to tie the other, even if it's fine. And I can't get just 1 hand wet, like if there were like crumbs on my left hand, I couldn't just stick that under water for a second to wash them off, both hands would have to be wet.
now what weird things do you do
brainDamage13
09-24-2008, 11:44 PM
i won't dive (like in a pool or something )cause i'm scared of my spine snapping and me getting paralyzed...that's my biggest fear is getting paralyzed. even though i do a lot more stupid shit that would be more likely to end up in me getting paralyzed lol
and i hate it when my feet are hot, i always sleep with my feet sticking out of the covers and i never wear socks
Wilson
09-25-2008, 12:41 AM
I like to put peanut butter on my testicles and watch my dog lick it off. I just can't help it.
Captain Cannabis
09-25-2008, 01:31 AM
I like to put peanut butter on my testicles and watch my dog lick it off. I just can't help it.
Amen to that! :cheers2:
Eskimo101
09-25-2008, 03:45 AM
uhhmmm no?
Wilson
09-25-2008, 04:07 AM
Actually the dogs in your sig are looking good... now if I could just find my peanut butter. Hmmm jelly works too...
darkstars1404
09-25-2008, 04:47 AM
Ew.
Yeah I have OCD so it would be to much typing to say some of the shit I do.
Heres one I have this thing with #'s and time I used to leave for school at exactly 7:18. I would wait in front of the door time exactly that time and if I missed that time I just wouldnt goto school that day.
I do the hand water thing to.
And I make lists for everything.
jo_k_er_man
09-25-2008, 04:50 AM
i always have to swirl my index finger around my anus 3 times before i plug anything..
Stella_Drives
09-25-2008, 04:57 AM
When I rinse my face after I wash it, I have to rinse 6 or 8 times.
Other OCD things are just washing and rewashing cups, checking and rechecking my alarm clock and the stove. Nothing too silly.
TheMadcapSyd
09-25-2008, 05:08 AM
When I rinse my face after I wash it, I have to rinse 6 or 8 times.
Other OCD things are just washing and rewashing cups, checking and rechecking my alarm clock and the stove. Nothing too silly.
Ha, I do that with my alarms, you know the 1st 3 checks aren't enough, gotta make sure i did it right.
jo_k_er_man
09-25-2008, 05:13 AM
I set my alarm for 6:15am every morning and hit the snooze button usually up until 20min before i gotta go to work. which is usually 8am
Stella_Drives
09-25-2008, 05:13 AM
And the worrst part is, the one time I didn't check and re-check my alarms, I slept through a final because I set the alarm wrong. It was the negative reinforcement I definitely didn't need and now I can't set my alarm without checking atleast 4 times. And I use to have this fixation on scrubbing my tea kettle before boiling water, which makes no sense since its a really clean kettle since it boils water, and the one time I filled it without cleaning it and paying attention, someone had put a fucking napkin in the kettle at a party the night before. Luckily I noticed before drinking my tea, but again, negative reinforcement!
stalk
09-25-2008, 05:14 AM
I bloom mudras and twitch kundalini shivers
god I must be insane
Stella_Drives
09-25-2008, 05:23 AM
I set my alarm for 6:15am every morning and hit the snooze button usually up until 20min before i gotta go to work. which is usually 8am
I never hit snooze. Well, rarely. My alarm usually gets shut off within the first 3 seconds and then I'm already standing up and wide awake for some reason. Snooze button throws my whole rhythm off!
thc_prince
09-25-2008, 05:26 AM
always washing things that just came out of a dishwasher cycle; fear of nasty bacteria and dirtiness
Mother's Love
09-25-2008, 09:22 PM
if there are 3 things, and two things sitting on top of those three things, then i MUST put another thing on top. i have been that way since i was little.
Stonertower420
09-25-2008, 10:25 PM
I always check my pockets to see if I lost something. Even when I don't move I still do it. Is that OCD?
skierdood
09-25-2008, 10:51 PM
I think I have a slight oral fixation, I am always sucking on my lip, I know it sounds strange.
Sunny Jim
09-25-2008, 11:30 PM
I have some OCD shit going on too. Like, if I scratch my left arm, I'll scratch my right arm in the same spot. I can stop myself from doing it, but it bothers me a little, it just makes me feel better if I do it. Also, when I eat candy or something, I alternate which side of my mouth I chew each piece on. It doesn't matter which side I start on, but I always have to end on the right side.
Bad.Fish
09-25-2008, 11:49 PM
I set my alarm for 6:15am every morning and hit the snooze button usually up until 20min before i gotta go to work. which is usually 8am
haha weird i do the exact same thing...the times are the same too :D
a weird thing that i always seems to do without thinking is when i see words over 7 letters i always read them backwords to see if it sounds like a new word haha
hmm what else
i have this one hoody that iv had since i was 11 that seems to be growing faster then i am...its bigger on me now then it was when i was 11 and ever since i got it iv pulled at the threads on the left cuff on the sleeve...the fabric went really weird and seperated but still stayed together, anyway the point is i wont go out unless im wearing that hoody and when i am wearing it i have to pull at the left cuff...i cant not do it
they're my weird habits...sorry its so long lol
jo_k_er_man
09-25-2008, 11:51 PM
there was one day i hit my snooze all the way from 6:15 til noonish once.. lol 6hrs of getting up every 9 minutes and hitting a button..
Bad.Fish
09-25-2008, 11:54 PM
hahaha this shit is weird...my snooze goes off every 9 mins too
Charlisangel
09-26-2008, 01:20 AM
I alway have to be doing something with my hand. I cant stand doing nothing with them.
skierdood
09-26-2008, 01:37 AM
^ Me too, pretty much cant sit still, dont have paying attention issues or anything but I always have to be fidgeting with something.
Stella_Drives
09-26-2008, 02:59 AM
I think I have a slight oral fixation, I am always sucking on my lip, I know it sounds strange.
I most definitely have an oral fixation. I'm always either biting my lip, putting on chap stick, running my finger along my lips, sucking on a penis, yanno, all that good stuff. It just feels good for some reason! I know as a child I refused to suck on a pacifier so I'm not sure where this fixation developed from.
TheMadcapSyd
09-26-2008, 04:12 AM
I alway have to be doing something with my hand. I cant stand doing nothing with them.
This reminds me of King of the Hill
Dale: I never knew what to do with my hands, so that's why I started smoking
thisisme5
09-26-2008, 04:17 AM
I always check my pockets to see if I lost something. Even when I don't move I still do it. Is that OCD?
All the time holmes... Exactly the same here im always checking to see if all my stuff is in my pockets
Faelixx
09-26-2008, 04:19 AM
I have to make sure everything is even, everything has to be a certain amount away from other things. If I'm cleaning something, I obsessively clean until everything is perfect. I aslo do the wet hand thing. Both my hands have to be wet before I dry them.
Mother's Love
09-26-2008, 06:12 AM
i used to bite/suck on my bottom lip, it was always red underneath. you are not alone!
teh-horace
09-26-2008, 06:24 AM
i fidget.
there's many more, but that's the most basic.
prissbaby
09-26-2008, 06:32 AM
i do so many weird things............. most of them come from being afraid of germs though ;)
i don't touch public door knobs.. or eat in cars.. or my room... and i wash my hands alot, and i have to shave EVERYDAY or else i feel odd. i like cleanliness.
and i hate the fact that all of my friends have messy cars :eek:
40oz and chronic
09-26-2008, 06:46 AM
i always thought everything i ate off of was dirty so i would rinse it out before i used it. this was just a tantrum when i was a kid and has become normal to me.
i also smell food after someone else hands it to me.
the el
09-26-2008, 07:09 AM
Word...
So, after, like, the thirteenth time that these niggas axed me if I was from Ethiopia, I jut said, "Fuck it."
And so, from that point on, every time I got in a taxi or saw an Ethiopian store clerk or some uhva bullshit, a nigga just pretended to be from Ethiopia, fam. But I ain't jus' leave it at dat, my nigga.
I would initiate conversations -- go out of my way and shit -- with Ethiopian (and African, in general) niggas and make up mad fuckin' details about my life in Ethiopia.
I told niggas my mother was from Ethiopia and my dad was from Somalia. Word. That one would always get questions since, as you know, them two countries is beefin'.
Word. I studied Ethiopian names and shit; their foods and shit. I studied all dat shit intensely for, perhaps, two months jus' so Icuh have my story game airtight with these taxi drivin' niggas, man.
And surely enough, these niggas started confidin' in me, fam. Confidin' is, like, when you tell somebody a secret and shit. You feel me?
Only time it backfired was once. A nigga caught me slippin'. The nigga axed me what my mother's last name was (this was before I started studyin'), and I fucked around and said some pseudo-African soundin' shit. The rest of the ride was mad silent, my nigga.
Word.
Anuhva joint I usedta do was:
In public baffrooms and shit or when I was at a chick's crib or somethin': insteada washin' my hands after I pissed, I would run the water and pretend to wash my hands and shit. I guess I did it cuz, to me, a nigga dick was already stainless and immaculately clean, you feel me? Like, so, basically, right... I would run the water, pretend to wash my hands (wouldn't even wet them shits, to be honest) and then jus' bounce, man. In all honesty dat shit prolly took me longer to do than if I woulda jus' acktchuly washed my hands.
You feel me?
A nigga don't do either of those anymore, though.
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