Peace-pheonix, the final revenge..

[PinkMoon]

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=8774258

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=8774283
(hopefully that will work)


Now some of you may have seen the vicious attacks that a certain salmonella, fishboy, goonface, wobbleplops, pooball, stinkfeatures, bum has made on me... he has for three years now repeatdly insulted me but it cultimated lately when he has changed my signature to reveal embarrasing secrets about myself that i would rather have remained secret...
Anyof you who know jonny would have seen the power bears hold inside them so i have gathered my bears up for the final attack on poopheonix...i intend to bring him down and gain and apology through the power of bears.
I ask you for your support, gather up your bears and take revenge for that insult which i am sure he has called you..
do it for the poofight that he was particularly mean to you in, do it for when he managed to beat you annoyingly in an arguement, do it because he smells bad..
I hope especially that i can gain Jonny2Mad's support as Sal recently attacked him to claiming that he enjoys cross-dressing, (something i dont believe is true, but if it is then so be it..)
If you want to join in, let the poofight and attack commence..
:)

[PinkMoon]

p.s. those two photos will show you the support i already have;)

[Peace-Phoenix]

Not many it seems, they don't appear to be working, much like your strategy in general I feel. Your puny bears are no match for the might of the Evil Bears, one of whom is known only by the name of Evil Henry, nor the powers of their great leader and his mystical Bear hat. Cower in fear StinkMoon and Girl Jonathan....

[Alomiakoda]

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[zopilote]

the man has a point, even the combined forces of all your bears cannot live up to the mighty beast that is Henry

though i'd look out for orinoco if i were you sal

[rainbow dew]

im with you....collcting the army as we speak...

namaste
x x x

[Peace-Phoenix]

the man has a point, even the combined forces of all your bears cannot live up to the mighty beast that is Henry

though i'd look out for orinoco if i were you sal
That's Evil Henry to you sir! Look out? Why should I do that? Especially if we were to join forces, dun dun dah! Think of it, Kelso, together we could rule the galaxy as Y'Slag and Fag! Join us, join the dark side of the bear....

[PinkMoon]

Don't do it kelso, join us... i have a feeling i may be able to win the support of good henry...how could we lose with the head of the bear mafia?

thanks for the support rainbowdwew:)

[Ellie-Rose]

I have a 35 year old bear, that would like to join the ranks.. and kermit the frog!!

Sign us up Kat!!

[Ananael]

oooo Ping-Pong Mouse wants to join in. He's small but deadly!

[Claire]

i have a tweatie pie and a beanie hippo... would they be any help?:p

[jonny2mad]

this situation is rather like a willful mocking humanity and god on judgement day

those who mock on that day shall surely be thrown into the pit

where there will be much wailing and nashing of teeth

but then it will sadly be to late for them

likewise people who pervert bears and do bad things are in for a fall

I and henry have called you to repentence bleat pheonix but so far our calls have fallen on deaf ears fear the day of judgement

this shall not pass as they said in stalingrad marshall zhukov henry says

[Peace-Phoenix]

How about we just agree to share the Dixie Chicks? You can have them on Wednesdays....

[Peace-Phoenix]

The latest in my army of Evil Bears, meet Evil Sally Bear and quake in fear!

[Dandelion_Blood]

Lil caught wind of all this fighting and lke the little activist she is.. got onto her fellows at the Bear For Peace Commity and organised a sit down in protest of all the arguing on... i caught a few words from her earlyer on in the day.
"Surel they can see all this fighting won't get them anywhere, surely they can find better ways to end the fueds"

Lil hopes that these protests and many more like it will help all the bears around the forums sort out their differences in another, more adult and respectable way..

She also told me to tell Henry, "no nockey till you sort this out properly"

Here are some images taken earlyer today of the sit down protest!

[flowerchild17]

Is the American allowed to join the fight? I think I'll take Sal's side... Just because Jake told me too :p I shall round the troops and prepare them... The coca-cola bear shall the be leader! (Of my section, I mean... I know Henry's the leader of course:O)

[Peace-Phoenix]

You are most welcome Sarah, together we shall crush all resistance, mwuahahahaha....

[moominmamma]

Thats it now our toys have seen Evil Sally Bear they know which side to fight on!

Pink Moon please add 37year old Edward bear, who on a good day can still manage a faint squeak, and Green Dragon with a bell in his tail to your forces of righteousness.

[island dweller]

Its not much, but my crack assassin monkey platoon will rush to your aid pheonix, there is Clyde, kevin, and also bamboo who is a very skilled warrior and leader of the monkey platoon.... CALL TO ARMS! there is also the spy Giraffe!

You can take our lands, but u cannot take our Pheeeonix! RAH!

[JOsie]

pinkmoon...you have the support of my little army too...i was going to take pictures but my dad filled the camera up with useless pictures of dragons so i can't...but Tickle Me Elmo, Teddy Ruxbin, Trogdor the Rainbow dragon, Garfield Tutter the mouse, zippy and tigger are all on your side...

[Ellie-Rose]

Bonnie is in crisis talks with teddars and eeeeeeeeeeeeyoooooore!!

With bonnie being married to Clyde.. She feels she needs to go over to the dark side and be with him!!

With added pressure from SAlly Evil Bear.. My gawd!! What will they do?

watch this space!!

[zopilote]

my teddies are mercenaries. i will pledge the support of mr. nosey, piglet, christopher and teddy to the person who can supply me with the highest amount of mr. kipling apple pies.

it may only be four compared to other peoples many, but mr. nosey is a penguin.

i think you see my point.

[Alomiakoda]

Damien the anti-frog would like to join...


He's an evil drugs baron with a mexican hat (like Good Johnathan's except kooler because I got it off some tequila at Luchi's party)

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL447/2189056/4330251/54035749.jpg



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ALso, Dinosaur, Zippy, Nelephant & the aisha thing I got off Neopets would like to join but I'm too lazy to find the pictures of them :p

[PinkMoon]

zopilote, join the side of goodness and i promise all the mr kipling apple pies you could ever desire, further more i have bears in high places who could arrange you a tour of the apple pie factory
however i hope it doesn't come to that, i feel that your morals will guide you in the right direction..
everyone else
thankyou for your support in this difficult struggle, im glad to see you are taking it seriously..
dandilion blood i fully understand why your bears want to protest... war is never nice and im afraid this one wont be either and may end in poo..but appeasement of sal wont work, he will just try to brain wash more to gain support...
ellie you have an important role now - to save clyde.. just remember on this side we have unlimited haribo (do i need to convince more?!)
for all of you, join me and we shall have a bear fest to celebrate when we finish, as well as a teddy bears picnic...

[Alomiakoda]

ellie you have an important role now - to save clyde.. just remember on this side we have unlimited haribo (do i need to convince more?!)
for all of you, join me and we shall have a bear fest to celebrate when we finish, as well as a teddy bears picnic...WHat about a frogs picnic?

Poor Damien...

[PinkMoon]

i do apologise that was cruel and insensitive on me..
it will be a picnic for all those that join me..
and there will be chocolate fingers and party rings and cucumber sandwiches..

[Alomiakoda]

Squashed fly biscuits?

[PinkMoon]

I'm taking orders for the victory party now :)

but first we must win...get ready troops .. war will soon commence..

[Peace-Phoenix]

Erykah, considering Damien is the anti-frog, isn't it obvious which side he should fight for? In a black and white world, we're the bad guys, come do some evil wickid deeds with us, Rich's gay pony is also welcome! Kelso, I used to work in the cakes department in the Co-Op, the apple pies are yours for the taking. Moreover, we are an army without morals, we shall plunder and pillage and reap and take all we see. Any apple pies in Kat's factory will be yours once we have destroyed her! Then we can sit up all night playing Final Fantasy 8 and gorging ourselves on Apple Pies whilst the victory pyres burn high into the twighlight skies. Join us!

[Claire]

:eek: my toys have been won over to the dark side...

Now to be known as: Evil Tweetie and Evil Hippo

they have been highly trained in the art of... turning a blind eye, scouting missions and arms trading:p

Love Clairexxx

[Peace-Phoenix]

Mwuahahahaha, my force of Evil Bears and Evil Toy Associates grows day by day. I feel it is you who shall be suffering from defeat my dear StinkMoon. Face it, all your loyal supporters are turning to the dark side, it's not too late to avert a war you have no hope of winning....

[Alomiakoda]

:eek: my toys have been won over to the dark side...

Now to be known as: Evil Tweetie and Evil Hippo

they have been highly trained in the art of... turning a blind eye, scouting missions and arms trading:p

Love Clairexxx

Hmmm...I wonder how you got persuaded *rolls eyes*

And I might join the dark side...will I get Dr Pepper and cheesecake?

[Peace-Phoenix]

Just to demonstrate that nothing in this world is sacred, nor free from the corruptive influence of evil at its most powerful, here I display to you, my latest twisted creations, and conversions to the cause of the Evil Toys!

[Alomiakoda]

I would like to announce that Damien and I have switched sides, due to bribes of cheesecake and Dr Pepper.

We will also enlist Julian the Gay Pride Pony,and Jimothy, the only gay in the village

[PinkMoon]

hey everyone,
if you join my side ill tel you sals middle name.. he keeps very quiet about it .. but i know!

[Peace-Phoenix]

Alas I fear you have already lost. In seeking to recruit toys to your cause you have alas stooped lower than I myself in bribery, corruption and warmongering. You have yourself turned to the dark side! My Evil Bears may have red eyes, but your heart is black, black as the very night itself....

[Ellie-Rose]

Crisis talks are over in the household... Judging by the new look of the head quarters here.. Teddars, bonnie and eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyore have gone down to the DARK SIDE!!..

They will be meeting up with Evil Sally Bear next week!!.. It's all out of my hands now!!! They are EVIL!!

[Peace-Phoenix]

That doesn't seem to leave you with many allies left does it StinkMoon. You can't go starting wars without an army....

[moominmamma]

Pink Moon , I am so sorry but my family has reminded me of my pacifism, so I have to withdraw Edward Bear and Green Dragon. They are both willing to serve as medical aid and comforters to any toys who should be frayed in conflict.

Even worse, my son Tim,Peace Phoenixs' protegee, has given his full support to the Sal regime and sends,Captain Cheeks(a baboon), Lieutenant Beaky(a kiwi),Butterfree( a butterfly pokemon) ,Fourth Officer Blue(a bluejay), and Spotty Neck( a giraffe) . He has also persuaded his brother Hamish to send Rosie and Jim, and Lassie the dog, but unless Maon joins either side I think they should join me in a state of neutrality.

[PinkMoon]

YOu may have these weapons and great army but i am not fearful of you
why not you may ask?
as long as i have the support of henry i have the support of the bear world, they may be against me at the moment but they will seek goodness when it is most important...plus rosie has agreed to support me and she super cool :)

[Peace-Phoenix]

Support of henry? Pah, Evil Henry stands tall as a banner of might to corrupting the bears of the world. One by one they shall fall under my influence! Moominmama, tell Tim he will be richly rewarded for this, and could probably be as cool as me one day if he keeps practicing:p Also tell Hamish that Kat's toys are the womping willow:D

[rainbow dew]

myself, paddy, wish bear, gerald the girraffe, sun bear and my two ickle grey bears are all on the light side. worry not the aliance is here...

namaste
x x x

[flowerchild17]

Oh victory has now been assured no matter what the weak side throws up... For the ulitmate weapon how now been unleashed... Looks as if he's already claimed a victim, too....

[zopilote]

after waking up to find piglets disembodied head at the bottom of his bed, mr nosey has decreed that we would be honoured to work for Don Henry

[Peace-Phoenix]

Which one? Don Evil Henry may be inclined to buy Mr Nosey some concrete shoes if it's not him, he was a bit spolit as an Evil Bearcub....

[zopilote]

the friendship of the theBear family is not thrown away lightly

[rainbow dew]

so who is on whih side/??? im getting confuddles...

namaaste

ksdlaksndlaskn
and it seems i can't type either...damn it!!
x x x

[Mercy]

First of all....
"my teddies are mercenaries. i will pledge the support of mr. nosey, piglet, christopher and teddy to the person who can supply me with the highest amount of mr. kipling apple pies.

it may only be four compared to other peoples many, but mr. nosey is a penguin.

i think you see my point."
How cute is that? Bless Kelso. He is so pure of heart, yet it seems that he is slightly weak to the bribes of the evil Sal O'Meanie! Be strong, Kelse, you'll get through it, I know you will fight for good in the end!

As for me, I pledge my full allegience to Kat's Krusade! Mainly because it has been far too long since we last ganged up on Sal, but also because I have morals! And I don't want to see these poor bears fail in the hands of such a bunch on meanies!
I offer the services of Snowy the Polar Bear, Silly Dog, Bunny Man, Buster and Flopsy. Sure, their names may sound weak, but they are mighty and will kick your furry stuffed arses!


By the way, we have Trogdor the Rainbow Dragon on our team....victory will be ours!!!!!!!!!

[Peace-Phoenix]

the friendship of the theBear family is not thrown away lightly
You can't quote Lord of The Rings as an argument, especially since it's the line of an evil character! Go on, do a Saruman, switch sides, together we could rule Hip Earth! And burn down the bears....

[Sal's JobCentre Advi]

Which one? Don Evil Henry may be inclined to buy Mr Nosey some concrete shoes if it's not him, he was a bit spolit as an Evil Bearcub....
Godammit son, grow up and get a bloody job. Or its no more dole for you!

Kisses,

The Beccles Job Centre Team

[Power_13]

So who won?


Yes, I'm bored and bringing old threads back. It's fun.

[Mercy]

Obviously Kat's Krusade won!

[Peace-Phoenix]

Fairly obviously me, especially judging by how muddy Kat was at Glasto. Care for round two at Beautiful Days? Or are you too wet?

[PinkMoon]

kats krusade certainly did win.,.
sal may think he can claim a victory as i did indeed end up rolling around in themud.. but that was because he cheated and pushed me when i was watching muse and then wouldnt let me retaliate (i beliueve he didnt want to get his coat dirty....)
so i won the moral victory.. and ill win at beautiful days again!