How is the poster above going to die?

[farmout]

I'm gonna try and resurect this one because I thought it was fun, and devious at the same time....
Sooo, someone has to kill me first......:-0

Have fun.... Farmout :cheers2:

[BBAD]

^Gets thumped to death with his own Bass

[farmout]

I just knew you would kill me first.....:-)

fails to set the brakes on the ten ton truck he was working under....:-(

[BBAD]

Gets killed by a drunken sasquatch who found and emptied his still

[PsyGrunge]

Pigeon poo by the bucketload

[BBAD]

MSG overdose

[PsyGrunge]

Shot and then devoured by a pack of gun toting labradors.

[BBAD]

Killed by Plasma TV radiation

[farmout]

overdosed on hip forums posts....:-)

[BBAD]

Abducted ,probed and dumped in the ocean by Aliens

[ShanaBanana]

Trampled under foot at running of the bulls.

[PL2584]

Trampled under foot at running of the bulls.

being from kansas i would say you will die when you and your friends decide to redo the wizard of oz with a real tornado.

[BBAD]

^Tried to smoke a bowl of WD-40

[Deisceabal]

Tapeworm.

[BBAD]

Neutering gone wrong

[Oneness]

your home made roller skates made out of sea crabs, crawled on your face in your sleep

[BBAD]

^Tracked down and murdered by Jack Bauer

[Oneness]

Complications resulting from a Rhino accident

[BBAD]

^Fell asleep in the hot tub

[Oneness]

fell asleep while doing the polar bear plunge

[BBAD]

Mistakenly identified as a threat...........by OJ Simpson

[farmout]

forgot to turn off the main breaker in the house before cuttin that dang wire....:-)

[BBAD]

pee'd on the trolley track

[crummyrummy]

bucked off a sea horse.

[BBAD]

^^Failed attempt at setting Guiness world record highwire masterbation record

[Dagaz]

He was shot by a jealous dyke.

[BBAD]

Kidnapped by young men and licked to death

[Dagaz]

Got sucked into a vacuum cleaner.

[BBAD]

Died trying to plug herself in.......she thought she was a vacuum cleaner

[crummyrummy]

Trying to dye his carpet to match his drapes.

[BBAD]

Go-kart accident at the Grand Canyon

[Dagaz]

Pick up the crazy glue instead of the nose drops and fill-em up.

[farmout]

bizarre roller blade accident....:-)

[BBAD]

lost bicycle brakes while going down the hill

[farmout]

welding way too close to the gas tank on that humvee he was workin on...:-)

[BBAD]

Grizzly bear attack

[Dagaz]

Throwing out you cigarette or whatever at the gas pump.

[BBAD]

Opens door for crazy door to door salesmen

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

by stapleing himself to the tires of a monster truck.

[marvinartist]

fashion disaster.

[BBAD]

killed by huge sasquatch bitchslap

[marvinartist]

killed by marvins pet ape.

[BBAD]

myocardial infarction

[farmout]

While hang-gliding, left wing fell off...:-)

[BBAD]

Bad batch of moonshine mixed with unusual masterbation habits causes severe blindness and he falls of the side of his hill

[Dagaz]

Went parashooting over the Grand Canyon and forgot his parashoot.

[BBAD]

right hand turn into left hand roundabout

[farmout]

failed to check the shrooms he found in the woods before eating them...:-)

[BBAD]

Caught with the neighbors wife

[farmout]

spontaneous combustion....:-0

[BBAD]

savagely attacked by red ants

[farmout]

stood in the wrong spot during a dart tourney....:-0

[BBAD]

ate too many raisins

[farmout]

choked on a big mac....:-)

[BBAD]

Hurricane Ike makes sudden bee-line for log cabin on the hill

[MaryJBlaze]

jackhammer up the ass

[BBAD]

magician turns her into homosexual jackhammer

[warmhandedcanadian]

suicide bombing clean up crew accident

[BBAD]

attacked by viscious cormorants

[MaryJBlaze]

swallowed by rita mcneill

[BBAD]

killed by one of Bubbles' shopping carts

[MaryJBlaze]

cheesburger overdose

[BBAD]

cigarette overdose

[MaryJBlaze]

tim hortons overdose

[BBAD]

weirdest snowblower accident ever

[MaryJBlaze]

attacked by a group of beavers

[BBAD]

^^Ive dreamt of that...but not the kind of beavers your probably thinking




Killed by killer blackflies in northern Ontario

[MaryJBlaze]

listeria from a bologna sandwich

[BBAD]

e-coli from Costco ground beef

[MaryJBlaze]

by an irrate security guard at costco

[junglejack]

BBAD the games junkie ,head is going to explode from playing to many games to fast

[BBAD]

^^^MJB fell off the peak of mount everest while trying to unwedge panties from asscrack


JJACK....killed by someone who found a genie and used a wish

[MaryJBlaze]

stabbed by a troll living under his deck

[BBAD]

had a massive heart attack when she went to fill her truck up with gas and saw what the new price was

[MaryJBlaze]

mauled to death by the famous 'dogs playing poker'

[BBAD]

drowned in the toilet while coping with massive hangover

[warmhandedcanadian]

drowned while taking a massive shit

[BBAD]

died when she got a whiff of that massive shit

[warmhandedcanadian]

sadness from losing an online friend

[BBAD]

^ explain that in a pm....unless I totally misunderstand...which is probably the case




Died after freak lightning strike hit telephone pole which broke and smashed her car which rolled into the house...set the house on fire ..and she ran out in her underwear ...only to be run over by the firetruck as it pulled into the driveway

[warmhandedcanadian]

hunting with his dad, got drunk ... argued, then voila!

[BBAD]

Run over by an old car with no doors in the Sunnyvale trailer Park :D

[farmout]

fell asleep while riding his motorcycle....:-0

[BBAD]

Tasered by mounties at the Vancouver airport

[Oneness]

http://www.theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/tauntaunopenbelly-front.jpg
Unfortunatley rescued to late, after being stuffed in the stomach of a Tauntaun for warmth

[BBAD]

cut in half by bizarre railway/moped accident ......gravestone says "here lies Oneness.....in twoness"

[farmout]

mauled by jealous angry adoring neekid hip forum female fans....:-)

[BBAD]

got drunk and Told Mike Tyson to zip-it

[farmout]

bizaar tuba accident....:-)

[BBAD]

Worlds first riding lawnmower races fatality

[mariecstasy]

shot trying to syphon gas from someone else who can't afford it.

[BBAD]

sat down and fell into the outhouse hole after someone left the seat up

[crummyrummy]

Tied to a train track waiting for Dudley Dooright.

[BBAD]

strangled by two thousand three hundred and forty seven strings of mardigras beads

[farmout]

zapped while tying to send high powered messages to alien space wymin using his dish satelite array hooked straight into the main power grid in Canada, causing a massive power outage...:-)

[BBAD]

^^that was a couple years ago...I survived :)



Hit the shifter out of park while having carsex....slowly rolled into the mississippi..

[Oneness]

ate too much cheese

[BBAD]

Died after getting too frustrated when he couldn"t make up his mind on a sig pic

[farmout]

while cooking up a rather large batch of no bake cookies, an unnotice leaky natural gas valve was quietly spewing out its explosive gas, unbeknowst to poor ole BBAD, when he stopped briefly to light a cinnamon scented candle, POOF.......:-0

[BBAD]

mistaken as a cow moose by the biggest bull moose in the woods

[farmout]

forgot to check the pool for water before he dove in...:-)

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

letting too many snails go up his nostrils.

[BBAD]

ate the wrong mushroom

[farmout]

Went ice fishing in August....:-)

[Oneness]

Dolphin riding accident at Marine land

[BBAD]

Fell on stage and was crushed......by two turntables and a microphone

[warmhandedcanadian]

victim of a stalker

[BBAD]

Voted Liberal........and was attacked by neighbors

[farmout]

front wheel came off his mountain bike going down a very steep hill....:-)

[BBAD]

accident while doing extreme downhill mountain biking after a full night of spliffs,liquor and whores........not a bad way to go..

[farmout]

fell asleep while driving his truck in a mud bog......Never seen again...:-)

[BBAD]

Strangled by his own mullet

[crummyrummy]

Murdered in his sleep by a group of brainwashed teenagers.

[BBAD]

Died of thirst while digging in the desert for Binions silver

[crummyrummy]

Heat stroke hunting for the "Lost Dutchman's Mine" (http://www.superstitionmountainmuseum.org/LostDutchmanExhibit.htm)

[BBAD]

Killed by angry Amish mob

[crummyrummy]

Accidentally gets a mayonaise jar stuck in his throat.

[BBAD]

the newspaper would only say it was a "powerwanking" accident

[farmout]

sucked into his computater screen late one night while haunting the hip forums......:-)

[BBAD]

Slipped and fell butt first onto the compressor blow gun....it took hours to clean up the scene

[farmout]

while sleeping in a dumpster behind kfc after oinking out on cheekin.....:-)

[BBAD]

Car accident while trying to outrun DOG the bountyhunter and his wife

[crummyrummy]

Freak electric can opener accident involving a kiddy pool full of lime jello and an igauna.

[DerrtyJake]

chokes on spoon while eating lime jello

[BBAD]

chokes on self while trying to selfplease

[DerrtyJake]

Crushed by a semi driven by the Incredible Hulk

[BBAD]

Chased the American dream right off the edge of the Grand Canyon

[farmout]

while lowering a truck down on his auto-lift, fell down under the lowering truck and was flatern a pancake....:-)
ps: translation for flatern... to be as flat as a pancake....:-)
from appalachianese.....

[DerrtyJake]

log cabin burns down while inside

[Indica.Skye]

gets run over by the hippie bus in my siggy because im the driver and im too high and i thought he was an illusion.

[BBAD]

Murdered by a strange hitch-hiker

[farmout]

killed by an angry mob of mechanics....:-)

[BBAD]

killed when walking along the highway and not "watching for falling rock"

[farmout]

while bending over to pick up a penny, a rather large heavy asphalt roller happens by.... Shit-Squish.....:-)

[BBAD]

placing pennies on the railroad track while listening to Elvis' train song...and didnt hear the real train

[farmout]

drank a large mason jar of tea colored stuff from the shelf in the garage, forgot he meant to pour out the used motor oil....:-0

[BBAD]

Froze to death in his freezer while playing hide and seek

[farmout]

fell into farmout's outhouse late one night while sleep walking, looking for the nearest walmart, even tho he knew he was a hundred miles or so from the nearest town...:-)

[BBAD]

eaten by bears

[crummyrummy]

Pulverizing impact after being thrown free from a train wreck.

[BBAD]

Fell off the cruise ship while re-enacting the famous titanic bow scene

[crummyrummy]

Given his proclivity for fine single malt scotch, he strangley dies floating in a vat of tequilla mash.

[BBAD]

death by killer swarms of no-see-ems

[crummyrummy]

Eaten by giant earthworms.

[BBAD]

shot with ricin pellet by a stranger with a specially modified umbrella

[farmout]

wheels came off the roller coaster he was riding in....:-0

[BBAD]

fell in a well

[farmout]

his waist length brown hair became entangled in a five girl mud wrasslin contest, he was sucked to death, under all that mud might I add...:-0

[BBAD]

was flying a kite way too damn close to the airport and got stuck on a wing and whisked away by air canada flight 456

[crummyrummy]

Has a heart attack while buying a farm.

[BBAD]

sunroof decapitation

[farmout]

lost his balance while trying to duplicate Evil Knevil's jump across the grand canyon...:-0

[BBAD]

ate too many beans

[farmout]

stood way to near farmout after he ate too many beans smokin a cigar....:-)

[BBAD]

one hockey puck......and no cup.....

[snake_grass]

O D on water

[BBAD]

drowned in someone elses vomit

[farmout]

slipped on a nanner peel while roller blading down mainstreet chasing Britney Spears after he noticed she had no panties on after he changed her flat tire...:-)

[BBAD]

Lazy boy chair collapsed inward unexpectedly

[farmout]

swallowed a dozen aaeeegggss on a dare...:-0

[BBAD]

Tried to pull out a 3 ton stump with a 1 ton tractor

[farmout]

I told you that was ajax before you tried to sniff that crap....:-)

[BBAD]

dance off gone really wrong

[crummyrummy]

Cannibals get him.

[BBAD]

Started a bar fight with Chuck Liddell

[farmout]

thought the bar bouncer said stand up...:-)

[BBAD]

Died of frustration overload when BBAD kept interupting his gamepage clearing attempts :o

[farmout]

murdered by a blood thirsty unhinged hip forums poster, some kinda dirt farmer...:-)

[BBAD]

got a shoelace caught on a passing transport truck

[farmout]

fell down a well, somehow, with a cement pair of boots on his feet....:-)

[BBAD]

Killed instantly by falling piece of frozen spacestation turd

[farmout]

while hiking in the Canadian outback, was devoured by starving grizzlies....:-0

[BBAD]

savagely beaten by white tailed deer

[BunnySuit]

two girls one cup girls are going to have their way with him.
there will be complications shortly after.

[BBAD]

nose ring infection gets out of control

[BunnySuit]

gets stuck in my nose and loses battle with batman over television privileges.

[BBAD]

gets stuck in my nose and loses battle with batman over television privileges.


sentence to death by hanging ..by the spelling police

[BunnySuit]

in a case of mistaken identity, you are hung instead

[BBAD]

walked too close to the elephant at the zoo.........it was a mess

[BunnySuit]

caught a rather nasty bacterial disease from cleaning the mess.

[BBAD]

oops....she got caught in a hunters snare

[BunnySuit]

choked by his own bunny fur scarf.

[BBAD]

was doing make-up while driving and rear ended a semi

[farmout]

powdered his nose with anthrax by mistake....:-)

[BBAD]

shot by Jack Ruby

[crummyrummy]

probably sucking a dick.

[BBAD]

Definately by sucking a dick

[crummyrummy]

choking on a dick, on a chick.

[BBAD]

choking on a dick,on a chick who is simultaneously raping him anally...with a stick

[crummyrummy]

Dancing with a tiger

[BBAD]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o254/InuyashaLuver999/Random%20Funny/KungFubaby.jpg




BBAD fatally strikes CrummyRummy by using the "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique".

http://www.indiesoc.co.uk/images/upload/Monkey%20Chops/Avatardos/2949.gif

[crummyrummy]

Murdered for his WOW gold

[BBAD]

Probably laughed to death at the last kung fu one...I know I almost did :D

[crummyrummy]

Dies wondering.

[BBAD]

Is found dead ...flying in circles with his underwear hooked on a rotating radar antenna

[farmout]

I told BBAD NOT to eat that green shroom....:-)

[BBAD]

Trampled by delirious cows while harvesting mushrooms

[snake_grass]

costipation

[BBAD]

Unabomber strikes again

[farmout]

Boogs revenge....:-0

[BBAD]

Killed by crazy papier mache monkey

[farmout]

fell into icehole after being pushed by an asshole....:-0

[BBAD]

Drowned in the car wash after forgetting to put the top up on the convertible

[CrystalRevelation]

Drowned in the car wash after forgetting to put the top up on the convertible

steps on a tic tac and in a state of panic runs out into the middle of the street and suddenly gets trampled by a stampede of chickens

[BBAD]

Attacked and trampled by old ladies at the Wal-Mart pantyhose sale

[CrystalRevelation]

get's stuck up George W. Bush's anus and suffers a slow painful death consisting of breath loss and you could only imagine what else...

[BBAD]

Ate a package of mentos......and then stupidly drank a huge helping of diet pepsi

[farmout]

while dragging all his cash from the bank, trying to avoid the stock market crash in the US, is mugged by a crazed crowd of penniless ex-middle class honkeys....:-)

[Subliminal89]

gets punched in the face for not paying $5 back to your dealer... shits rough man.

[farmout]

starved to death while wandering around and around the path less traveled...:-)

[Subliminal89]

OH you got me! hahah got hit in the head by a flying drumstick at the local summer festival!

[farmout]

sank in the quick sand trap on the 7th hole and was never seen again...:-)

[BBAD]

Was trying to out run the "man with no eyes" and tripped on a railroad tie...fell right on a spike...

(and another shameless Newman reference)
http://regifilmek.blog.hu/media/image/pics/cool_hand_luke.jpg

[farmout]

while calmly working under a rather large humvee in his air conditioned garage, Boogs snuck in and let the lift down, really really fast....:-0

[BBAD]

Forgot about two pieces of piercing jewelery when he was put in the MRI machine

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

running circles around a grizzly bear while holding a sandwich

[BBAD]

Wins a free backstage pass to visit with Metallica and while waiting in the hallway gets caught downloading their music for free

[Faelixx]

Bitten by a rabid porcupine and dies. Then wakes up and gets hit by a bus.

[BBAD]

Tries to hitch hike anywhere near Toronto and gets picked up by Karla Holmolkas new BF

[crummyrummy]

smothered in gravy

[farmout]

Poor crummy was loved to death....:-)

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/terrorism/images/frenchspecialforces.jpg (http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/terrorism/imagepages/20.htm)

[crummyrummy]

trampled at a half off wedding dress sale at the plus sizes store.

[BBAD]

chainsaw accident while ice carving

[farmout]

damn BBAD, I tried to tell you not to go into the red light district alone...:-)

[BBAD]

Sucker punched by Bertuzzi

http://j2i2m22.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bertuzzi-hits-moore.jpg

[CrystalRevelation]

eaten by fairies...thousands of fairies

[snake_grass]

fish bone

[crummyrummy]

Shot by a Mark David Chapman impersonator.

[CrystalRevelation]

Shot by a Mark David Chapman impersonator.

ouch....

chokes on a staple

[crummyrummy]

accidentally falls out of a vehicle while inside the automatic car washer.

[BBAD]

choked on a button

[crummyrummy]

Crushed by elevator doors.

[BBAD]

forgot to drink his Ovaltine

[crummyrummy]

Drove a Yugo for a day too long.

[BBAD]

was practicing his highwire act at the hydro substation

[farmout]

Flatened by a semi-truck while sleep walking after being on Hip forums all night..:-)

[BBAD]

One shot....two kills

[farmout]

internal meltdown caused by overposting late at night while drinking way to much caffeen to keep up with the younger whipper snappers..:-)

[BBAD]

figure skating and made an unexpected pick stop

[ladybrunette]

forgets to eat b/c he posts so damn much

[farmout]

stabbed with a crown by jealous beauty queens....:-)

[BBAD]

Got too close to a bull moose during the rut

[farmout]

car jacking gone wrong....:-0

[BBAD]

ate the 20 years old re-gifted fruitcake

[farmout]

zigged when he should have zagged....:-)

[BBAD]

Got a flat tire on his bike while going downhill at 75mph

[Face Eater]

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

[BBAD]

single shot from the book depository window

[Face Eater]

Mauled by a rabid cat.

[farmout]

dragged into the jungle by angry neekid trogladyte women...:-0