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i_was_in_shroom_land
09-09-2008, 01:34 AM
okay.. uhh, this place needs a new game.. so im gonna make one up. lol.

so, what would you do with a million ___________ ??
[I]anything[/U], doesn't have to be money, it could be anything for as long as the quantity is of a million. lol]

then you answer the question.

and then ask the next question, what would you do with a million blah blhahs?

okay? okay.

lol.

so, what would you do with a million paperclips?

farmout
09-09-2008, 02:15 AM
recycle them....:-)
What would you do with a Million horseshoes...:-)

BBAD
09-09-2008, 02:44 AM
give them to farmers who need them




what would you do with a million chinese people?

farmout
09-09-2008, 03:37 PM
have them each pitch in a buc and play the lottery..:-)

what would you do with a million cotter pins...:-)

crummyrummy
09-09-2008, 05:38 PM
never run out.

What would you do with a million empty egg cartons?

i_was_in_shroom_land
09-09-2008, 09:17 PM
i'd surround my room with them so that it'd be sound proof.

what would you do with a million muffin stumps?

farmout
09-09-2008, 09:44 PM
mail them to George W....:-)

What would you do with a million hush puppies....:-)

Boogabaah
09-09-2008, 10:17 PM
roll around in them! and invite the homeless hungry people in my area to eat them.

what would you do with a million marbles?

BBAD
09-10-2008, 12:47 AM
Id build a "marble gun" and shoot them for fun



What would you do with a Million pencils?

farmout
09-10-2008, 12:56 AM
Use them for kindling....:-)

What would you do with a million twinkies....:-)

BBAD
09-10-2008, 02:42 AM
Build a sponge castle that will last a hundred years



What would you do with a million German Sheppards

Boogabaah
09-10-2008, 03:26 AM
i'd start a dog manure company

what would you do with a million pinatas? :piggy:

BBAD
09-10-2008, 03:29 AM
Id hang them all over the city for kids to find in the morning


What would you do with a million cars?

Boogabaah
09-10-2008, 03:57 AM
recycle them into bicycles

what would you do with a million acres of forest?

BBAD
09-10-2008, 04:12 AM
Id build my house in the middle acre..(I hate neighbors)



What wd u do witha million Bicycles?

crummyrummy
09-10-2008, 11:58 AM
I would recycle them into cars.

What would you do with a million 1 cent postage stamps.

BBAD
09-10-2008, 06:57 PM
mail letters to everyone.....and only use one stamp...and no return address



What would you do with a million frogs?

farmout
09-10-2008, 07:43 PM
have a frog leg eat-a-thon....:-(

What would you do with a million Feesh......:-)

Oneness
09-10-2008, 11:23 PM
Tie them to me and have them pull me through the ocean for the rest of my years.

What would you do with a million armies of Satan

farmout
09-11-2008, 01:13 AM
sic them on McCain't.....:-)

What would you do with a million cheeseburgers....:-)

BBAD
09-11-2008, 01:33 AM
Air drop them on starving kids in Africa



What would you do with a million buttons?

Dagaz
09-11-2008, 04:55 AM
Put them in a box and tell people they can walk on them and cure their pain for $19.95, and this comes with a free lice comb.

What would you do with a million back massages?

BBAD
09-11-2008, 04:57 AM
remarket them as "pleasure sticks"...more demand for those




What would you do with a million cans of air freshener?

i_was_in_shroom_land
09-11-2008, 03:47 PM
i'd give one to each bum i come across.

what would you do with a million left shoes?

BBAD
09-11-2008, 07:22 PM
tie the laces and hang them all the hydro wires in your neighborhood



WWYDWA..million 5/16ths bolts?

Dagaz
09-11-2008, 10:57 PM
Start a salon.

What would you do with a million pairs of granny pants?

farmout
09-11-2008, 11:49 PM
chop em up for rags....:-)

What would you do with a million leaf blowers....:-)

This post is the same # as the year I was hatched....:-)

BBAD
09-12-2008, 02:16 AM
Id sell them and use the money to pay someone else to rake my leaves


WWYDWA..million sausages?

i_was_in_shroom_land
09-12-2008, 03:27 AM
make an art attack.

BBAD
09-12-2008, 04:23 AM
^^ way to kill a thread




What would you do with a million zebras?

farmout
09-12-2008, 02:22 PM
Start a new resturant calle big striped burgers....:-0

What would you do with a million goats.....:-)

BBAD
09-12-2008, 07:11 PM
start a lawncare business....cut and fertilize at the same time



WWYDWA million TVs?

Dagaz
09-12-2008, 08:05 PM
Pile them up and crash a helicopter into them.

What would you do with a million butt cracks?

BBAD
09-12-2008, 10:17 PM
start a redneck carnival ride




WWYDWA million empty beer bottles?

Dagaz
09-13-2008, 01:20 AM
make a little get-a-way home

What would you do with a million pounds of cheese?

farmout
09-13-2008, 01:34 AM
make a huge quiche and throw a farm party...:-)

What would you do with a million crawdads.....:-)

BBAD
09-13-2008, 02:21 AM
boil em up and have a party




WWYDWA million tires?

junglejack
09-13-2008, 02:28 AM
I would like to have a million helium balloons to release all at the same time

BBAD
09-15-2008, 05:41 AM
me too



What would you do with a million tires?

farmout
09-15-2008, 02:34 PM
start a rather large nasty fire....:-(

What would you do with a million broken cars and or trucks....:-)

Oneness
09-15-2008, 08:33 PM
Build a fortress of doom..

What would you do with a million peas

BBAD
09-16-2008, 05:17 AM
sell them to teh veggie burger place to make veggie burgers


What would you do with a million computers?

farmout
09-16-2008, 01:49 PM
ship them to third world countries that don't have electricity...:-0

What would you do with a million pancakes...:-)

yupyit
09-16-2008, 02:09 PM
ship them to third world countries that don't have electricity...:-0

What would you do with a million pancakes...:-)

Sew them together and make a blanket big enough to hide Rhode Island.

What would you do with a million Tampax

Boogabaah
09-16-2008, 08:56 PM
stop the flooding in the south. (tampons are bad for vaginas!)

what would you do with a million bicycles?

Oneness
09-17-2008, 12:14 AM
make a REALLY tall bike, do a back flip with it off a jump, and land upside down on the moon.

what would you do with a million children

i_was_in_shroom_land
09-17-2008, 04:06 AM
turn them into slaves.

what would you do with a million fingers?

BBAD
09-17-2008, 04:31 AM
Keep the middle ones for my collection....and sell the rest to Wendys



WWYDWA million hockey sticks?

Boogabaah
09-17-2008, 06:43 AM
firewood

what would you do with a million buckets of paint?

BBAD
09-17-2008, 07:12 AM
Donate it to community action groups so they can paint nice murals over the offensive grafitti



WWYDWA million ants?

Boogabaah
09-17-2008, 07:49 AM
torture my enemies by burying them up to their necks then pouring honey on their heads and letting the ants go at it.

what would you do with a million coconuts?

BBAD
09-17-2008, 07:57 AM
Pina Coladas for all my friends



WWYDWA million old LP records?

i_was_in_shroom_land
09-18-2008, 03:28 AM
linkin park? i'd cover somebodys house with them.


what would you do with a million beanie babies?

Boogabaah
09-18-2008, 05:21 AM
beanie baby fight.. duh!


what would you do with a million rolls of duct tape?

Oneness
09-18-2008, 07:06 PM
Have a party where everyone gets duct taped to the wall, with servers walking around handing us drinks.

What would you do, with a million, very large bouncy balls????????!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/386323073_c7e8f0fdeb.jpg?v=0

mariecstasy
09-18-2008, 07:11 PM
combine them all together and see if I can bounce to the moon

What would you do with a million duck billed platypus?

Boogabaah
09-19-2008, 12:19 AM
sell them as "live" gloves.

what would you do with a million gallons of movie slime?

BBAD
09-20-2008, 04:59 AM
I would start a naked slime wrestling league.......for women


WWYDW a million bobby pins?

DerrtyJake
09-21-2008, 06:01 PM
Use them as a million lock picks

WWYD with a million bowls of jello

cd001111
09-21-2008, 06:54 PM
For whatever it's worth and I'm not bragging but I have it, most of it is unrealized profit, In the last 3 weeks I've watched 150 large go by by. When I pay the taxes on anything I make I can assure you the Govt. will get half. So it's all relitive, if you have your health, you have it all.

PsyGrunge
09-21-2008, 08:52 PM
I would eat 5, put 50 away for storage and donate the rest to charity.

What would you do with a million tabs of acid?

BBAD
09-21-2008, 09:40 PM
Id sell them to people who wanted them



WWYDWA million termites?

PsyGrunge
09-21-2008, 10:09 PM
I'd put them in your bedsheets.

What would you do with a million lollipops?

BBAD
09-22-2008, 01:47 AM
send them to the Canadian troops in Afghanistan to give out to the local kids who are stuck living with war


What would you do with a million pennies?

DerrtyJake
09-22-2008, 03:51 AM
enter them in a demolition derby

what would you do with a million pounds of uncut cocaine

BBAD
09-22-2008, 04:15 AM
dump into the city drinking water supply



WWYDW a million cookies?

PsyGrunge
09-22-2008, 09:25 AM
(amazing, he'd sell the acid but spike water supply with uncut cocaine.. surely there'd be more of a profit margin and probably a new-age revolution (what with all the water drinkers) if he was to do the reverse!! - lol :))

I would send them to weight watchers, as the tree of temptation.

What would you do with a million acres of land?

broony
09-22-2008, 09:35 AM
grow food and send it to the poor.

what would you do with a million pieces of gum?

PsyGrunge
09-22-2008, 09:38 AM
Give a fair few to my brother and give the rest to schoolkids (that stuff holds things together well, just look underneath 90% of old but still in-use British classroom tables!)

What would you do with a million mobile phones??

BBAD
09-22-2008, 06:31 PM
Id give them away for free.....but only if the people recklessly agreed to a 3-year ripoff contract of service


WWYDWA million chocolat covered almonds?

DerrtyJake
09-22-2008, 09:44 PM
Use them instead of rice at a wedding.

WWYD with a million man eating tigers in your basement

What??
09-22-2008, 09:50 PM
knowing me I would prolly give it away

DerrtyJake
09-22-2008, 09:53 PM
now you ask a question

PsyGrunge
09-23-2008, 02:08 AM
Why Are There Cocks Filling This Fucking Page Up For Fuck's Fucking Sake

BBAD
09-23-2008, 02:33 AM
Use them instead of rice at a wedding.

WWYD with a million man eating tigers in your basement


I'd send "what??"..down there for that stupid fucking dick pics sig he was using.....what an asshole



What you do with a million bar-b-q's?

farmout
09-24-2008, 03:04 AM
take em to the homeless in the streets...:-)

What would you do with a million peanuts...:-)

BBAD
09-24-2008, 03:42 AM
make all the squirrels happy



WWYDWA million pistaschios

crummyrummy
09-24-2008, 04:34 AM
probably rip my thumbnails off.

wwydw1000000 cubes of fish bullion?

BBAD
09-24-2008, 04:59 AM
give them to my Austrian friends who are always begging me for fishheads ...they actually make fishhead soup for real


WWYDW a million artichokes?

Boogabaah
09-24-2008, 07:04 AM
WWYDW a million artichokes?
boil them and eat them with vegan butter and veganaise!

what would you do with a million tubs of moon sand?

BBAD
09-24-2008, 07:12 PM
make the biggest moonsand castle


WWYDWA million CD's

farmout
09-24-2008, 07:17 PM
make shiny art work out in the garden....:-)

What would you do with a million jars of moonshine....:-)

BBAD
09-24-2008, 07:49 PM
give them away to friends who drink


WWYDWA million orphaned kids?

farmout
09-25-2008, 12:46 AM
put them to work in my sweatshop....:-0

What would you do with a million quarters....:-)

BBAD
09-25-2008, 02:35 AM
play card games for years


WWYDWA million stuffed crocodiles?

farmout
09-25-2008, 08:13 PM
unstuff them and insulate my barn with the stuffing...:-)

What would you do with a million chocolate bars....:-)

BBAD
09-25-2008, 09:07 PM
unfortunately...........I'd probably eat most of 'em:o




WWYDWA million iguanas?

farmout
09-25-2008, 11:47 PM
set them loose in my old high school...:-0

What would you do with a million nanners....:-)

BBAD
09-26-2008, 01:49 AM
If a nanner is a banana....id feed em to the zoo monkeys


WWYDWA million string beans

PsyGrunge
09-26-2008, 02:36 AM
i'd plant them.

WWYDWA million basketballs?

BBAD
09-26-2008, 03:43 AM
release them in the Detroit tunnel and watch the cars bounce them everywhere


WWYDWA million Ipods?

PsyGrunge
09-26-2008, 11:59 AM
Give a subsequent amount away to charities, sell a load for profits, keep 5 for myself and give hand outs to families and friends. There's birthdays and Christmases sorted out for a year!

WWYDWA million jaffa cakes?

BBAD
09-26-2008, 08:11 PM
build a jaffa cake shelter for the homeless...and hope it doesnt rain


WWYDWA million speakers

farmout
09-26-2008, 10:05 PM
try to put on another woodstock, for free....:-)

what would you do with a million freckles....:-)

BBAD
09-26-2008, 11:23 PM
id kiss every one...I like girls with freckles



WWYDWA million cheese curds

farmout
09-27-2008, 01:43 AM
put em on e-bay...:-)

What would ya do with a million zingers..:-)

BBAD
09-27-2008, 01:51 AM
Id post them in the insult the poster above thread


WWYDWA million gold bars?

PsyGrunge
09-27-2008, 12:14 PM
build a gold bungalow.

wwydwa million pieces of string?

farmout
09-27-2008, 06:48 PM
knit some clothes for the winter...:-)

What would you do with a million excuses...:-)

BBAD
09-27-2008, 08:08 PM
kick them in the ass for not showing up to work


WWYDWA million wrenches?

farmout
09-28-2008, 03:28 PM
melt them down for the scrap metal....:-)

What would you do with a million milkshakes....:-)

BBAD
09-28-2008, 07:29 PM
Fill the pool and throw a party


WWYDWA million cassette tapes?

farmout
09-28-2008, 10:41 PM
trade em in on 8 track tapes....

What would you do with a million barf bags...:-)

BBAD
09-29-2008, 02:18 AM
Id sell them at the local fair filled with popcorn


WWYDWA million pounds of roasted coffee beans?

farmout
10-01-2008, 04:24 PM
Have a free coffe fair and invite people who like to stay up all night...:-)

WWYDWA million VW'S.....:-)

PsyGrunge
10-01-2008, 11:20 PM
line them up in a desert and sit in awe.

wwydwa million camels?

i_was_in_shroom_land
10-02-2008, 10:41 PM
i'd throw a camel toe party.

what would you do with a million empty toilet paper rolls?

farmout
10-03-2008, 01:35 AM
Make coils for crystal radios out of them....

WWYDWAM nipples....:-)

BBAD
10-03-2008, 06:21 AM
find a Chinaman who could figure some kind of product I could use them for



WWYDWA million candles?

PsyGrunge
10-03-2008, 02:23 PM
make a very big cake to put them on.

wwydwa million pieces of tropical fruit?

farmout
10-03-2008, 04:59 PM
make a monster fruit salad and throw another farm party...:-)

WWYDWAM Fruitcakes....:-)

BBAD
10-03-2008, 06:29 PM
Organize a parade for them


WWYDWA million nails

ladybrunette
10-03-2008, 06:34 PM
Donate them to one of those habitat for humanity groups

What would you do with a million farts

farmout
10-03-2008, 06:50 PM
bottle em up and take em to school, then let em out in the ac duct work...:-)

WWYDWAM prinkles....:-)

BBAD
10-03-2008, 11:52 PM
Speak english for Gods sake....what the heck is a prinkle?


What WYDWA million dictionaries?

farmout
10-04-2008, 12:52 AM
I meant Pringles....:-)
Cain't read, so I'd sell em on e-bay.....:-)

WWYDWAM chill pills....:-)

BBAD
10-04-2008, 01:18 AM
I take a few and calm down then share with my buddies

WWYDWA million satellite dishes?

farmout
10-04-2008, 01:34 AM
develop a ray gun and use them to zap evil doers....:-0

WWYDWAM bales of hay....:-)

BBAD
10-04-2008, 05:11 AM
Mix it with mud and make some eco-houses


WWYDWA million peas

Oneness
10-04-2008, 09:09 AM
Id mail them all to you, so you remember that I already posted peas!!

What would you do with a million fruit cakes (not gay men)

Wiat that is so wierd!! fruit cakes is at the top of the page...

Im going to ahve to think hard to be original..


What would you do with 1 million guitars.

Boo yea

farmout
10-04-2008, 11:29 AM
Start a rather large heavy metal band....:-)

WWYDWAM..... marbles...:-)

PsyGrunge
10-04-2008, 12:40 PM
start a worlwide marble tournament.

wwydwa million windows?

ladybrunette
10-04-2008, 08:12 PM
see the world through a million different views

What would you do with a million whity tighties

PsyGrunge
10-04-2008, 09:21 PM
give them to you.

wwydwa million waves from inner space?

BBAD
10-05-2008, 12:45 AM
Id imagine myself surfing the cosmos


WWYDWA million lolipops?

farmout
10-05-2008, 08:08 PM
start a lick-a-thon...:-)

WWYDWAM grilled cheese samiches.....:-)

snake_grass
10-06-2008, 12:20 AM
start a lick-a-thon...:-)

WWYDWAM grilled cheese samiches.....:-)

donate to the churches on a sunday

what whould you do with a million birds

ladybrunette
10-06-2008, 01:48 AM
set it up so that they could all hold me by strings and fly me away

What would you do with a million ants in your pants

Oneness
10-06-2008, 08:14 AM
Pray to the great god Quetzalquatal.

What would you do with a million chrome factories

PsyGrunge
10-06-2008, 10:42 AM
go into mass motorcycle plating manufacture.

wwydwa million pieces of tree bark?

opel diamond
10-06-2008, 11:00 AM
glue them together to make a forest

wwydwam nail clippings

crummyrummy
10-06-2008, 05:05 PM
grind em up and replace the normal gourmet coffee at various Inns and Bed and Breakfasts with em.


WWYDW1,000,000 empty snail shells.

brack1936
10-06-2008, 05:09 PM
retire

snake_grass
10-06-2008, 06:46 PM
grind em up and replace the normal gourmet coffee at various Inns and Bed and Breakfasts with em.


WWYDW1,000,000 empty snail shells.

i would listen to all of them

what whould you do with a million whiskey bottles?

BBAD
10-07-2008, 04:25 AM
drink the last drops in each one and get really drunk


WWYDWA million laptop computers?

PsyGrunge
10-07-2008, 10:18 AM
sell them and live on the profits.

wwydwa million raindrops?

farmout
10-07-2008, 03:13 PM
catch them in my cistern for later use...:-)

WWYDWAM tater chips....:-)

BBAD
10-08-2008, 03:10 AM
fill a small pool with dip and invite everyone over


WWYDWA million birds?

MissConception
10-10-2008, 06:22 AM
use the feathers to make a nice dress

a million china people

BBAD
10-10-2008, 06:26 AM
start an army for the new peoples republic of BBAD


WWYDWa million dvd players?

MissConception
10-10-2008, 06:31 AM
make copy dvds for sell

a million bananas

BBAD
10-10-2008, 07:31 AM
feed the homeless in Toronto for a day


a miillion monkeys

PsyGrunge
10-10-2008, 11:12 AM
give them out to members of the public in hope of them breeding, with intentions of monkeys becoming the next lawful house pet.

wwydwa million pebbles?

JethBroh
10-10-2008, 11:14 AM
used them

PsyGrunge
10-10-2008, 11:18 AM
carry on lad

BBAD
10-10-2008, 08:47 PM
give them out to members of the public in hope of them breeding, with intentions of monkeys becoming the next lawful house pet.

wwydwa million pebbles?


slingshot ammunition


WWYDWA million anchovies?

polecat
10-10-2008, 08:58 PM
Dump them in Canada.

What would you do with a million fanatic supporters?

farmout
10-10-2008, 09:28 PM
have them send me ten bucs each...:-)

WWYDWAM bales of Marijuanie....:-0

snake_grass
10-10-2008, 10:18 PM
have them send me ten bucs each...:-)

WWYDWAM bales of Marijuanie....:-0

spread the love with no expense

what whould you do with a million humans

BBAD
10-11-2008, 03:11 AM
turn one of Farmouts parties into the new Woodstock 2008


WWYDWA million lbs of sugar?

PsyGrunge
10-11-2008, 11:14 AM
sell it to a candy manufacturer on the cheap. it'd still be a massive gain on my part.

wwydwa million copies of today's chart topping number 1 single?

opel diamond
10-11-2008, 02:06 PM
burn a few a day on a fire and keep warm all winter.
wwydwam post it notes?

PsyGrunge
10-11-2008, 02:09 PM
annoy a lot of people by attaching 'i used to be a man' (vice versa depending on gender) notes to their backs.

wwydwa million broken biscuits?

stalk
10-11-2008, 02:16 PM
throw them in the pyre

what would you do with a stick of dynamite?

PsyGrunge
10-11-2008, 02:18 PM
(well, dont you mean a million sticks of dynamite?!!> ar well..)
have a good look at it before blowing it up in a desolate place while on a psychonaut dosage of acid with a handheld digital camcorder.

wwydwa million bottles of whiskey???

stalk
10-11-2008, 02:19 PM
trade them for a million sheets of acid at a rainbow gathering

wwyd with a million nipples?

PsyGrunge
10-11-2008, 02:24 PM
wonder why the fuck i had a million nipples, and how much pain the owners were in during the de-nippling process.

wwydwa million fireworks??

stalk
10-11-2008, 02:25 PM
eat them, and then jump into a fire pit naked.

wwydwamillion water balloons filled with rancid urine?

PsyGrunge
10-11-2008, 02:31 PM
throw em at you - one by one, matey.

wwydwa million pounds? (that's the great old english pound, not a lower value dollar).

BBAD
10-11-2008, 06:15 PM
Id trade em in for roughly 2.3 million Canadian dollars


WWYDWA million little tire valve caps

Oneness
10-13-2008, 07:23 PM
If theyz the chromziz Id selz that zhit.

wwydwa MILLION glass top hats

farmout
10-13-2008, 08:32 PM
melt em down and make marbles....:-)

WWYDWAM chocolate kisses...:-)[

BBAD
10-14-2008, 12:03 AM
spread the love


WWYDWa million voting ballots

Oneness
10-14-2008, 07:40 AM
Vote for Ron Paul.

wwydwa Million Airplanes

BBAD
10-14-2008, 06:16 PM
Hire stupid morons to crash them into Terrorist camps



WWYDWA million cameras

farmout
10-15-2008, 10:12 PM
take lots of pics....:-)

WWYDWAM munchkins....:-)

Dagaz
10-15-2008, 10:38 PM
I don't know what they are. Roll in them, I guess.

What would you do with a million snot rags?

farmout
10-15-2008, 11:30 PM
Munchkins were the little people on the Old Wizard of Oz movie...:-)
clean em up and make em into socks.....
WWYDWAM BBAD's....:-)

BBAD
10-16-2008, 12:03 AM
Id rule the world with my Million BBAD army :D



WWYDWA million cups of hot coffee?

farmout
10-16-2008, 09:50 PM
stay awake for years & years....:-)

WWYDWAM free internet hours....:-)

i_was_in_shroom_land
10-16-2008, 11:15 PM
watch all the porn imaginable.

whatwouldyou do with a million vaginas?

BBAD
10-17-2008, 12:49 AM
Try them all out for size and keep all the tight ones....sell the rest to my buddies

WWYDWA million condoms

farmout
10-17-2008, 06:37 PM
blow them up with helium and release them....:-)

WWYDWAM transisters....:-)

BBAD
10-18-2008, 01:24 AM
Build some robots with laser eyes


WWYDWAmillion marbles?

farmout
10-18-2008, 01:50 AM
melt them into one gigantic marble and roll it down a large mountain....:-)

WWYDWAM pencils....:-)

Nikalaus
10-18-2008, 01:53 AM
write my girl friend the longest love letter EVER.

what would you do with a million skittles? :)

BBAD
10-18-2008, 07:20 AM
First Id have to separate them all by colour then Id eat the red onees last



WWYDWA million bicycle chains?

farmout
10-18-2008, 03:38 PM
link em all together and make a huge bike...:-)

WWYDWAM Harmonicas....:-)

brack1936
10-18-2008, 04:26 PM
Classify them all by what key they are and then find a million harmonica players.

What would you do with a million harmonica players??

Nikalaus
10-18-2008, 06:56 PM
Write the first ever Blues Concerto? :S lol

what would you do with a million violins

BBAD
10-18-2008, 09:46 PM
give them away to schools that are far away from me


WWYDWA million zucchinies

Oneness
10-19-2008, 07:36 AM
Make a very large pot of soup.

Wwydwa million Bibles

BBAD
10-19-2008, 08:40 AM
tie them to bombs and drop them on terrorists


WWYDWAmillion stuffed krusty the clown dolls?

farmout
10-19-2008, 04:28 PM
once again, sell em on e-bay...:-)

WWYDWAM bottles of beer....:-)

actr
10-19-2008, 04:40 PM
Not eat them! Run over them with my car to see what state they would be in.

What would you do with a million cans of lime green paint?

BBAD
10-19-2008, 05:39 PM
Id repaint all the school buses because I hate yellow


WWYDWAmillion bottles of beer?:-)

opel diamond
10-19-2008, 09:21 PM
throw a house party!!

wwydwam safety pins

seizedbyanger
10-19-2008, 09:24 PM
open them up and leave them in the road.

wwydwam cups of coffee

BBAD
10-19-2008, 10:57 PM
Drink as much as I can....and then swim in the rest


WWYDWa million pizzas?

farmout
10-19-2008, 11:43 PM
...:-)
...:-)
Leave blank.....:-):mad:

seizedbyanger
10-19-2008, 11:44 PM
make a website and charge a dollar a pixel for advertising.

wwydwam dildos?

farmout
10-23-2008, 05:51 PM
give you a chill pill....:-)

WWYDWAM cheese-its...:-)

ShanaBanana
10-23-2008, 06:09 PM
Feed them to a large flock of geese.

What would you do with a million Iraqi war criminals?

farmout
10-23-2008, 06:43 PM
put em on a iceberg...:-)

WWYDWAM boogers....:-)

ShanaBanana
10-23-2008, 07:24 PM
Stick them under a table at a Chinese restaurant.

What would you do with a million squeegees?

Oneness
10-23-2008, 09:25 PM
make June 19th official window washing day in New York City

What would you do with a million planets

farmout
10-23-2008, 09:30 PM
look for intellegent life out there, none here on earth..:-)

WWYDWAM boxes of oreo's....:-)

ShanaBanana
10-23-2008, 09:46 PM
Get really good at licking up white stuff.

What would you do with a million jellyfish?

farmout
10-23-2008, 09:58 PM
put em in the local olympic swimmin pool...:-)

WWYDWAM taters...:-)

ShanaBanana
10-23-2008, 10:01 PM
put em in the local olympic swimmin pool...:-)

WWYDWAM taters...:-)

Make a huge vat of mashed potatoes and have a major food fight!

WWYDWAM Dixie cups?

BBAD
10-24-2008, 01:16 AM
burn them to heat the house


WWYDWA million cheesecakes?

farmout
10-24-2008, 01:53 AM
try to eat them all....well, maybe share a few...:-)

WWYDWAM kit kats....;-)

BBAD
10-24-2008, 05:08 AM
give em out for hallowe'en

WWYDWAmillion pairs of eye glasses?

ShanaBanana
10-24-2008, 06:03 AM
Donate them to the lion's club to share eyesight with a million people who can't see well.

WWYDWAM strippers?

BBAD
10-24-2008, 06:29 AM
smother myself with all of them....and then mudwrestling and then jello wrestling and then have them all strip for me and then a million lapdances and then more mudwrestling and then more lapdances and then vegetable oil rubdowns and then more lapdances and then more stripping and then a pool party and then maybe when im old and tired ill invite my buddies over to watch me mudwrestle and get lapdances and...................


WWYDWa million iguanas?

opel diamond
10-24-2008, 09:48 AM
train them to attack and set them loose on my place of work.

wwydwam ashtrays

ShanaBanana
10-24-2008, 04:34 PM
Take them to a cigar enthusiast convention and give them away.

WWYDWAM pennies?

BBAD
10-24-2008, 06:19 PM
trade them in for 10 000 loonies


WWYDWAmillion tea bags?

ShanaBanana
10-24-2008, 06:32 PM
Sell them to the highest bidder on ebay.

WWYDWAM viagra pills?

BBAD
10-24-2008, 07:14 PM
Give them to my Dad

WWYDWA million public transit buses?

enigma-the-one
10-24-2008, 08:16 PM
put them in traffic all at once

WWYDWAM bears?

Dagaz
10-24-2008, 08:21 PM
run for my life!

WWYDWAM bottles of perfume?

ShanaBanana
10-24-2008, 08:26 PM
Open them up and make my house smell like a french whore house.

WWYDWAM soda pop caps?

BBAD
10-24-2008, 09:57 PM
Set them up on sticks and practice my marksmanship


WWYDWAmillion butter knives?

Nikalaus
10-24-2008, 10:16 PM
oops wrong page

Nikalaus
10-24-2008, 10:19 PM
set down one after another one at a time all around the earth to see how many times i could go around. :P what would you do with a million moose antlers?

Dagaz
10-24-2008, 11:50 PM
Turn them into back scratchers and make a fortune.

What would you do with a million stretch marks?

BBAD
10-25-2008, 12:02 AM
Visit a dermatologist maybe??.....wow....thats the weirdest millions question yet


WWYDWA million "Vote Obama" signs?

broony
10-25-2008, 12:45 AM
spend probably $25,000 then invest the rest. im in a good position right now so i think that would be smart. -.-

BBAD
10-25-2008, 06:03 PM
Visit a dermatologist maybe??.....wow....thats the weirdest millions question yet


WWYDWA million "Vote Obama" signs?


Build a house out of them



WWYDWAmillion bags of dog food?

farmout
10-25-2008, 07:51 PM
eat then slowly myself to save on the food bill....:-)

WWYDWAM Ice Cream cones...:-)

BBAD
10-25-2008, 08:37 PM
float them down the creek


WWYDWA million grasshoppers?

farmout
10-25-2008, 10:21 PM
coat em with chocolate and eat em...:-)

WWYDWAM bumpers....:-)

Nestor
10-25-2008, 10:32 PM
buy millions of dollars of chocolate chip cookies

ShanaBanana
10-25-2008, 10:38 PM
coat em with chocolate and eat em...:-)

WWYDWAM bumpers....:-)

Attach them to the outside of a house, like siding.

WWYDWAM crayons?

BBAD
10-26-2008, 12:00 AM
make some coloured candles


WWYDWAmillion little ketchup packets?

farmout
10-26-2008, 02:09 AM
stomp on them...:-)
WWYDWAM rivets....:-)

BBAD
10-26-2008, 03:00 AM
start a nose rivet fad and sell them for 5$ each...and installation would be no charge because it'd be so fun :)


WWyou do with a million bullwhips?

farmout
10-26-2008, 12:29 PM
start a sadio machism sex studio...:-0

WWYDWAM guitar picks...:-)

BBAD
10-26-2008, 07:21 PM
buy some superglue and glue them to random things as I walk around in public

WWYDWA million LP albums?

farmout
10-26-2008, 09:48 PM
spin em...:-)

WWYDWAM vw beetles...:-)

BBAD
10-26-2008, 11:24 PM
put em together and maybe get one reliable car made from their parts

WWYDWA million beetles

farmout
10-27-2008, 12:02 AM
feed em to the squirlles...:-)

WWYDWA penis's....:-)

enigma-the-one
10-27-2008, 12:29 AM
make em statisfy my love ^^

wwydwam viruses

Oneness
11-10-2008, 10:21 PM
Put them all on your computer, and when you Norton that shit, id just give you another one..

WWYDWA!!!!!!!!!!!! million.............. Giant front tire, olden day bikes

BBAD
11-10-2008, 11:40 PM
Id sell them to the KooL Kids


WWYDWA million tapes of the dr Phil show?

snake_grass
11-11-2008, 02:04 AM
i whould pull jack mode on his psycology

what whould you do with a million grease bannok

BBAD
11-11-2008, 02:41 AM
bannock I'd eat......but grease bannock??..I dont know what that is...maybe build an Adobe style house out of it


WWYDWAmillion gallons of fuel oil

opel diamond
11-11-2008, 07:16 AM
sell it at cut price of the stockists and make a killing.

wwydwam turnips?

Oneness
11-11-2008, 07:02 PM
Throw them at you, because Turnips has been said 9 times already.
WhatWouldYouDoWithA MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuxedos :coolgleamA:

BBAD
11-11-2008, 07:37 PM
rent them out to wedding parties and make a fortune

WWYDWAmillion pieces of firewood?

Oneness
11-12-2008, 12:23 AM
Keep the cabin warm, for many winters to come..

WHATWOULDYOUDOWITHA MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beards

BBAD
11-12-2008, 01:17 AM
send them to china....so chinese men could have real beards

WWYDWAmillion bic pens?

Dagaz
11-12-2008, 05:54 AM
Use them to clean out your toe jam.

WWYDWAM four foot warts?

ShanaBanana
11-12-2008, 05:57 AM
Compound W!

WWYDWAM bobbie pins?

BBAD
11-12-2008, 06:07 AM
lock picks


wwydwa million toothbrushes?

orison319
11-12-2008, 08:23 AM
Send em to West Virgina..


WWYDWM Hanna Montana fans?? (you can not send them to west virgina unless you can get moe toothbrushes. :P)

ShanaBanana
11-12-2008, 05:24 PM
Send them to Disneyworld.

WWYDWAM late 80's era cell phone "bricks"?

broony
11-12-2008, 05:32 PM
sell on ebay because EVERYONE WANTS ONE!

WWYDWAM snickers bars??????

Oneness
11-12-2008, 05:59 PM
Bite off the peanut caramel part, and then stick all the nougat parts together and make a castle.

WWYDWA Million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spiders