God damn lol

[Captain Cannabis]

My friend is a fucking IDIOT.

We were drinking (were underaged) and having a sesh. So my friend who is drunk calls 911 and hangs up.

So my friend (the guy who lives there) is like fuck you man your an idiot. Not 5 seconds later the cops call back and he had to tell them how sorry he was.

Then 10 minutes later were listening to music and toking and drinking and the phone rings and says the cops are outside of the house. So me and my other friends start cleaning up the whole garage making sure nothing was out so the cops could see.

Then we hide everything and I was like "Okay guys this is it, the cops are here we gott hop the fence and run down the creek and out and we'll be right by our houses". But then the cop walked into the garage and started talking.

They looked all around the garage and were finding small baggies and ashes and roaches on the floor.

In the end we got away with it, but the cop told us to go home and now I'm at home lol. They took my information and everything lol. My friend is DUMB.

[stalk]

Weird...

[newradicalface]

Lol I would so punch that dude in the face for that one

[Captain Cannabis]

It would have helped if the room wasnt hot boxed the whole time, I was telling the cop how mind boggling it was that my friend called 911 when he was smoking weed and the cops just laughed at him and were saying it was mischeif. So fucked up lol.

[st. stephen]

everytime i have accidently called 911 for one reason or another, even if i explain to them i have called the wrong numer, they will still send a car to my house

[Eskimo101]

i read this and im thinking this kid is wayyyy busted...then i remembered that weed is semi legal to have in canada

[weedwhacker]

god what a dumbass

[seizedbyanger]

yeah i would have left asap after he called 911 cuz they always send a car just in case

[green hell]

why the fuck would your idiot friend do that??? god what a moron. people like that shouldn't be smoking weed in the first place!

[newradicalface]

It is Canada though so it isn't like they got into any trouble. Still though having the pigs come around isn't cool.

[lucjl volcin]

Your friend must of been either super fucked up or is really stupid.

[polecat]

I used to work at a place where the number to page someone in the store was 11. Now if you had accidentally hit 9 before that you ended up calling the police.

They showed up at least once a week, but it was a good way to get on a first name basis with the local 5-O. Saved my friends and I more than once.

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

... why would you let them into the place you'd been smoking? I dont understand.

[the el]

Consider yourself lucky.

In my neighborhood, the cops use even baggies to lock people up.

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

Consider yourself lucky.

In my neighborhood, the cops use even baggies to lock people up.



I had a friend arrested because the lint in he's pants pockets had shake in it. So fuck ya they'd be all over a baggy.

[Captain Cannabis]

... why would you let them into the place you'd been smoking? I dont understand.

I was in the garage wth my two other friends hiding all of the bongs, papers, beer, dope, scale and everything else thats illegal. My friend who owns the house was out front talking to the cops, then he must have let them into the garage.

They were really cool about it, but they did one thing that really tripped me out. The one cop started talking into his walkie talkie thing and started saying things like "alpha beta alpha (my name here) beta (last name) red blue green (my dads name here) 3 6 2 6"

It must have been some cop language or something, the cops knew all of our dads names before we even told them wich was freaky.

For a couple seconds I thought we were all gonna get taken away because he started playing around with his handcuffs. At he end he just said. "Well it doesnt look like you guys have done anything wrong except for his dumbass over here (points to my friend) So were not gonna take you to the station, and he saw our RCMP (Royal canadian mounted police) gravity bong, it was a water bottle that said RCMP and Hamilton police on it that we found at a parade.

[DroneLore]

Wow your friend is dumb haha...but at least it all turned out alright

[BlueEyedButterfly]

everytime i have accidently called 911 for one reason or another, even if i explain to them i have called the wrong numer, they will still send a car to my house

That happened to me once, but I had set someone's yard on fire, called, and hung up. Then when they called back I said everything was fine and put out, but they still sent a car out and I had to go out and explain. Cops agitate me.