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twmmay
09-05-2008, 07:21 PM
so in my high school today,llanishen high school. a guy slept with another guys g.f. so the girls b.f found out and chased the other guy with a wrench, smashed windows, they some girl in year 7 (first year, about 11 or 12) started crying and asked him why he was doing it, so he chased her with a wrench before being rugby tackled. then a police van came.


fucked up, no? :piggy:

twmmay
09-05-2008, 07:29 PM
btw the guy was in sixth form, which means he was 17/18

Geneity
09-05-2008, 07:31 PM
The fuck are you talking about?

What the hell is wrong with that 12 year old? She shouldn't be bothering with dating. And an 18 year old at that. Fail.

philywilly
09-05-2008, 07:36 PM
A little unclear, but if I understand correctly.. yup, that shit's pretty fucked.

skierdood
09-05-2008, 07:39 PM
The fuck are you talking about?

What the hell is wrong with that 12 year old? She shouldn't be bothering with dating. And an 18 year old at that. Fail.

Im pretty sure shes not dating she just reacted to the situation and got chased with a wrench.

Geneity
09-05-2008, 07:40 PM
That's what I get for reading it once =P

Severely stoned
09-05-2008, 08:03 PM
Dude English grades are so confusing :o

bluflame
09-05-2008, 08:18 PM
^^^i'm with you there, maybe to prevent problem like the above they should have middle school too, you know 11 to like 13 then 14-18 for high school. man so much fucked up shit would be happening around here if the little kids went to school with us.

TheMadcapSyd
09-05-2008, 08:21 PM
Pfft, at least here all you need to worry about is some depressed loner kid coming in to shoot up the school.

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 08:27 PM
Yeah that was confusing as hell. hahaha Funny though. So he didn't hit anyone with the wrench? Lame. lol A lot more tame than all of the gang riots that took place at my high school. haha

What??
09-05-2008, 08:31 PM
lol first year. Did she go to Hogwartz? XD

thisisme5
09-05-2008, 09:33 PM
Fuck that someone took an entire socket set and dumped it out on someone car from three stories up then kicked the shit out of like 5 kids with a hammer... now thats fucked up

Geneity
09-05-2008, 09:37 PM
^ Yeah.........

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 09:46 PM
Fuck that someone took an entire socket set and dumped it out on someone car from three stories up then kicked the shit out of like 5 kids with a hammer... now thats fucked up
hahahaha that's some funny shit.

One of my "friends" shot and killed one of our classmates in a driveby over some bullshit. Now THAT's fucked up. lol

Geneity
09-05-2008, 10:02 PM
Yeah? Well I shot and killed about 50 poeople, then proceeded to get into one of their cars (happened to be a rolls royce), hotwired it, and went on a citywide killing rampage. They had the army there and shit. I managed to kill 23 of them but they finally decided to nuke the city.

I lived.

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 10:06 PM
GTA4? lol

skierdood
09-05-2008, 10:31 PM
a kid in my advisory (study hall) senior year shot his mom in the back of her head with his target rifle then came to school like nothing happened. He got arrested at school it was nutty.

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 10:38 PM
a kid in my advisory (study hall) senior year shot his mom in the back of her head with his target rifle then came to school like nothing happened. He got arrested at school it was nutty.Damn that's fukt up. Why did he shoot her?

skierdood
09-05-2008, 11:06 PM
I dunno he never really gave a motive just plead guilty and went to prison.

Subliminal89
09-05-2008, 11:09 PM
a kid in my advisory (study hall) senior year shot his mom in the back of her head with his target rifle then came to school like nothing happened. He got arrested at school it was nutty.

that's not right..

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:16 PM
Yeah that was confusing as hell. hahaha Funny though. So he didn't hit anyone with the wrench? Lame. lol A lot more tame than all of the gang riots that took place at my high school. haha

well he did try to kill an 11 year old, probably wouldve too if he didnt get tackled. also there was a guy called josh thomas who used to go to our school, hes only 2 maybe 3 years older than me and he beat up 3 commandos with a baseball bat, tried to rob the local shop with a machette then got arrested, then he started fights with people in prison and is now in there for longer, and a few years ago when he was like 16, this kid who was like 18 almost hit him with a car so he pulled the 18 year old out and broke his nose.

also there this kid whos like a year younger than me called lil luke, and hes always telling me about stabbings n shit.

not to offend anyone, but teens in britain are alot worse than america

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 11:20 PM
Here is a link to an article about that driveby I mentioned. They fired a shitload of bullets into a crowd at a birthday party in Gainesville, GA and killed two people. One of the victims, Juan Zuniga, sat behind me in science class in 10th grade and I bought weed from him a couple of times. The "friend" I was talking about was Junior Madrigal, who is mentioned in the article. The reason I put "friend" in quotation marks, is because he ended up snitching to get a reduced sentence and I don't consider him a friend anymore. haha The bitch.

http://archive.gainesvilletimes.com/news/stories/20070721/localnews/186065.shtml

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 11:22 PM
not to offend anyone, but teens in britain are alot worse than americaI wish that was true.

skamikaze
09-05-2008, 11:27 PM
Machetes and baseball bats arent shit next to a 9mm or an AK. America is one fucked up place. You brits have it pretty easy when it comes to street violence

What??
09-05-2008, 11:30 PM
well he did try to kill an 11 year old, probably wouldve too if he didnt get tackled. also there was a guy called josh thomas who used to go to our school, hes only 2 maybe 3 years older than me and he beat up 3 commandos with a baseball bat, tried to rob the local shop with a machette then got arrested, then he started fights with people in prison and is now in there for longer, and a few years ago when he was like 16, this kid who was like 18 almost hit him with a car so he pulled the 18 year old out and broke his nose.

also there this kid whos like a year younger than me called lil luke, and hes always telling me about stabbings n shit.

not to offend anyone, but teens in britain are alot worse than america

Yea you guys are alot worse. :rolleyes: If someone gets stabbed in america you dont even run and tell your friends... its just the norm

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:31 PM
guns are for pussies.

id rather get shot than hit with a machette. guns are way more illegal here and i know 12 year olds that can get guns for me. South Wales has the highest teenage pregnancy in the world. people here sell drugs in elementary school (6 year olds)

marksup123
09-05-2008, 11:37 PM
guns are for pussies.

id rather get shot than hit with a machette. guns are way more illegal here and i know 12 year olds that can get guns for me. South Wales has the highest teenage pregnancy in the world. people here sell drugs in elementary school (6 year olds)


i'm sorry but i have a REALLY hard time believing that yuppie white kids are more core than those who dwell in the bronx.

skamikaze
09-05-2008, 11:39 PM
or the south side of chicago or south central LA

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 11:40 PM
guns are for pussies.

id rather get shot than hit with a machette. guns are way more illegal here and i know 12 year olds that can get guns for me. South Wales has the highest teenage pregnancy in the world. people here sell drugs in elementary school (6 year olds)hahahaha that ain't shit dude. One of my friends, who was in BOE(The same gang from that article I posted) wanted to shoot some dude he had problems with, but he didn't know which house he lived in, so he rode through his neighborhood and shot at every house. hahaha That's why his nickname was 'Crazy'. lol Machetes are for pussies. It's easier to get away with choppin some bodies up with a machete, because it doesn't make any sound. It takes a ballsy motherfucker to fire an assault rifle at a crowd of people in a yard on a busy street. haha

On the flipside, another friend of mine stabbed a dude in the neck with a pencil, just because he said something about my friend's daughter.

What??
09-05-2008, 11:47 PM
South Wales has the highest teenage pregnancy in the world. people here sell drugs in elementary school (6 year olds)

wow thats hardcore I wanna buy some schwag off a pregnant six year old. Gimme a break.

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:48 PM
wow thats hardcore I wanna buy some schwag off a pregnant six year old. Gimme a break.

gtfo wigger

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:49 PM
i'm sorry but i have a REALLY hard time believing that yuppie white kids are more core than those who dwell in the bronx.

london is more core than the bronx. every 2 days theres news of 14 years olds getting stabbed and kicked to death by 15 people and gunned down while they sleep, and thats just london

What??
09-05-2008, 11:50 PM
gtfo wigger

alright im gonna go out in the woods, smoke a pinner joint and brag about hardcore Europe is.

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:51 PM
hahahaha that ain't shit dude. One of my friends, who was in BOE(The same gang from that article I posted) wanted to shoot some dude he had problems with, but he didn't know which house he lived in, so he rode through his neighborhood and shot at every house. hahaha That's why his nickname was 'Crazy'. lol Machetes are for pussies. It's easier to get away with choppin some bodies up with a machete, because it doesn't make any sound. It takes a ballsy motherfucker to fire an assault rifle at a crowd of people in a yard on a busy street. haha

On the flipside, another friend of mine stabbed a dude in the neck with a pencil, just because he said something about my friend's daughter.

machettes are brutal, it takes a man to slice someone up with a machette. just pointing and pulling a trigger is bullshit, like a shortcut.

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 11:55 PM
london is more core than the bronx. every 2 days theres news of 14 years olds getting stabbed and kicked to death by 15 people and gunned down while they sleep, and thats just london
They wouldn't survive in Hall County, GA. We call it "Hell County" for a reason. lol

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:57 PM
They wouldn't survive in Hall County, GA. We call it "Hell County" for a reason. lol

never even heard of it

twmmay
09-05-2008, 11:57 PM
alright im gonna go out in the woods, smoke a pinner joint and brag about hardcore Europe is.

wtf you talknig bout?

TopNotchStoner
09-05-2008, 11:58 PM
machettes are brutal, it takes a man to slice someone up with a machette. just pointing and pulling a trigger is bullshit, like a shortcut.Any "man" could slice someone up OR pull a trigger. It's just a matter of preference:tongue: Sure, slicing someone up would be much more fun, but both methods are equally as effective:D

What??
09-05-2008, 11:58 PM
wtf you talknig bout?

im talkin bout chainsaw > machete

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:00 AM
never even heard of ithahaha I didn't think you had, and I could care less:D

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:00 AM
im talkin bout chainsaw > machete

no i meant the whole forest pinner joint thing

What??
09-06-2008, 12:01 AM
no i meant the whole forest pinner joint thing

I was making fun of you

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:02 AM
Them london bitches would get pwnd in some US cities.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:03 AM
Them london bitches would get pwnd in some US cities.

they machine gunned a 12 year old in the face while he was sleeping. just cos his brother was a dick.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:03 AM
I was making fun of you

no shit, i meant how is that maknig fun of me? dont understand it

SunshineChild
09-06-2008, 12:06 AM
There was a guy here in Ohio who wanted to die in prison. He was serving time for robbing his parents house (so that he could go to jail). Since he wanted to die in prison, he was motivated to kill his cell mate because he couldn't play chess good. They executed him. Just pointing that out.

SunshineChild
09-06-2008, 12:08 AM
http://www.drc.state.oh.us/web/Executed/large/newton.jpg

It was that guy ^ Christopher Newton.

The Reverend
09-06-2008, 12:08 AM
not to offend anyone, but teens in britain are alot worse than americaMate, in the UK you don't get kids shooting up their schools- it's unheard of. It's not easy to lay your hands on a firearm here, cops don't even have guns ffs... Many kids in gangs in London may be able to lay their hands on them but it's not exactly common...


Machetes and baseball bats arent shit next to a 9mm or an AK. America is one fucked up place. You brits have it pretty easy when it comes to street violenceThis.

or the south side of chicago or south central LA
Some of the people in south London would happily give them a run for their money and are as hardcore, seeing as they base half their lives on emulating US 'gangsta' lifestyles and violence and you would not fuck with them but yeah, it's not as bad as the US whatever you say, twmmay. No offence dude, but you're from Wales, not exactly gangland capital of the UK... Try living in a shit area in South/East London and tell me Welsh kids are more hardcore than Americans, let alone proper Londoners...

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:08 AM
you ever seen the film kidulthood???

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:09 AM
they machine gunned a 12 year old in the face while he was sleeping. just cos his brother was a dick.
hahaha yeah that's pretty funny, I guess.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:09 AM
This.
Some of the people in south London would happily give them a run for their money and are as hardcore, seeing as they base half their lives on emulating US 'gangsta' lifestyles and violence and you would not fuck with them but yeah, it's not as bad as the US whatever you say, twmmay. No offence dude, but you're from Wales, not exactly gangland capital of the UK... Try living in a shit area in South/East London and tell me Welsh kids are more hardcore than Americans, let alone proper Londoners...[/QUOTE]


im talknig about britain as a whole, im saying fucked up stuff happens where i live, and even worse stuff happens at east end london.

The Reverend
09-06-2008, 12:12 AM
This.
Some of the people in south London would happily give them a run for their money and are as hardcore, seeing as they base half their lives on emulating US 'gangsta' lifestyles and violence and you would not fuck with them but yeah, it's not as bad as the US whatever you say, twmmay. No offence dude, but you're from Wales, not exactly gangland capital of the UK... Try living in a shit area in South/East London and tell me Welsh kids are more hardcore than Americans, let alone proper Londoners...


im talknig about britain as a whole, im saying fucked up stuff happens where i live, and even worse stuff happens at east end london.Mate, I lived in Mile End for a while, lived in Brixton and also lived in Holloway where every other day there was a Police appeal regarding shootings... What happens in Wales (and the rest of the UK) is very tame by comparison...

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:12 AM
Wanna see some real harcore mofos......go to Haiti. haha

mmg
09-06-2008, 12:13 AM
alright im gonna go out in the woods, smoke a pinner joint and brag about hardcore Europe is.

hahahaha, word.

SunshineChild
09-06-2008, 12:13 AM
Wanna see some real harcore mofos......go to Haiti. haha

I've heard in Haiti there's a lot of kidnappings.

What??
09-06-2008, 12:13 AM
I doubt London has a higher murder rate than Baltimore or Detroit. I have heard Glasgow is pretty bad tho.

And just for the record it is easier to run away from someone with a machete than someone with a gun.

Vapemaster
09-06-2008, 12:13 AM
Am I the only one that hates these "MY CITY IS TOUGER THAN YOUR CITY" arguments?

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:19 AM
Am I the only one that hates these "MY CITY IS TOUGER THAN YOUR CITY" arguments?hahahaha but it's hilarious:D

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:20 AM
.Mate, I lived in Mile End for a while, lived in Brixton and also lived in Holloway where every other day there was a Police appeal regarding shootings... What happens in Wales (and the rest of the UK) is very tame by comparison...

thats what i said, fucked up shit happens in wales, but its nothing compared to london ffs listen

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:21 AM
I doubt London has a higher murder rate than Baltimore or Detroit. I have heard Glasgow is pretty bad tho.

And just for the record it is easier to run away from someone with a machete than someone with a gun.

machettes hurt more and are scarier than guns, and people in london can get guns easily too

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 12:29 AM
london is more core than the bronx. every 2 days theres news of 14 years olds getting stabbed and kicked to death by 15 people and gunned down while they sleep, and thats just london


Lol every two days. Shit, I live in jacksonville which isnt half as bad as some places and theres an average of 2-3 shootings a day and the ages usually are around 14-17 lol. Shits fucked up.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:33 AM
Lol every two days. Shit, I live in jacksonville which isnt half as bad as some places and theres an average of 2-3 shootings a day and the ages usually are around 14-17 lol. Shits fucked up.

im pretty sure you dont have 1000 14-17 year olds dying a year

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 12:36 AM
machettes hurt more and are scarier than guns, and people in london can get guns easily too


Lol machetes hurt more.. Have you ever had either used agasint you?


I guess you've never seen the pain on a mans face whens he's gut shot. Or shot with a shotgun. I have.. its known as one of the worst pains ever. Imagine 100 red hot pellets burning inside your guts. I'll take some chops with a machete over that anyday.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:43 AM
Lol machetes hurt more.. Have you ever had either used agasint you?


I guess you've never seen the pain on a mans face whens he's gut shot. Or shot with a shotgun. I have.. its known as one of the worst pains ever. Imagine 100 red hot pellets burning inside your guts. I'll take some chops with a machete over that anyday.

hot pieces of metal in your arm are nothing compared to having it completley removed, machettes are brutal. end of

What??
09-06-2008, 12:46 AM
hot pieces of metal in your arm are nothing compared to having it completley removed, machettes are brutal. end of

Who are you trying to impress? Honestly? You know what you are right London is the most hardcore place on Earth and Machetes are the most deadly weapon known to man. Hell way waste all that tax payer money to give our soldiers guns lets just give them all machetes.

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:47 AM
hot pieces of metal in your arm are nothing compared to having it completley removed, machettes are brutal. end ofROFL in your arm? People get their faces blown off with shotguns dude. They don't get shot in the arm.

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:48 AM
Not to mention, shotguns can blow arms off too. haha Also, imagine a hollow point bullet breaking apart when it hits you and ripping your insides to shreds.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:48 AM
Who are you trying to impress? Honestly? You know what you are right London is the most hardcore place on Earth and Machetes are the most deadly weapon known to man. Hell way waste all that tax payer money to give our soldiers guns lets just give them all machetes.

machettes arent more deadly you fucking stupid kunt, machettes hurt more, cos a gun cant take your entire arm off. and more intimidating. and btw, i wasnt intending to impress anyone, just saying what happened in my day and all youz start goin on about how thts nothing compared to what youve seen etc. i didnt start this shit.

btw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0spOlQM0Bs

What??
09-06-2008, 12:49 AM
ROFL in your arm? People get their faces blown off with shotguns dude. They don't get shot in the arm.

lmao not to mention you will do way more time if you get caught with a sawed off shotgun than you would with a machete.

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 12:52 AM
This kids a fuckin idiot

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 12:52 AM
come on guys dont u know to always bring a knife to a gun fight....that is how it goes, isnt???

twmmay
09-06-2008, 12:54 AM
Not to mention, shotguns can blow arms off too. haha Also, imagine a hollow point bullet breaking apart when it hits you and ripping your insides to shreds.

rather that then get my arms cut off

What??
09-06-2008, 12:56 AM
Lemme put it this way would you rather be locked in a room with a man with a machete or a man with a 12 gauge pump action shotgun?

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:56 AM
rather that then get my arms cut offhahaha dude a shotgun, especially a sawed off shotgun, will blow your arms off easier than it would be to cut through bones with a machete.

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 12:59 AM
i didnt start this shit.
No, you just said this shit:
teens in britain are alot worse than america
Ignorant statement.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:00 AM
No, you just said this shit:

Ignorant statement.

i think it was pretty ignorant all you guys were like...


well thats nothing, thats lame, we have guns here, blah blah

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:00 AM
Lemme put it this way would you rather be locked in a room with a man with a machete or a man with a 12 gauge pump action shotgun?

lemme put it this way, gtfo you fucking wigger cunt

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:03 AM
hahaha dude a shotgun, especially a sawed off shotgun, will blow your arms off easier than it would be to cut through bones with a machete.

shotgun death is gonna be quicker, machette can be used for torture. and after the torture scene in this film i watched (rise of the foot soldier) fuck torture

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 01:04 AM
Lol, how about we met up, smoke a few blunts then Ill hand you a machete, and I'll go grab my 16 guage double barrel shotgun. We'll have alittle fight. Should be fun ;)

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:05 AM
plus machettes are more psychological, theyre twiztiddd

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:05 AM
Lol, how about we met up, smoke a few blunts then Ill hand you a machete, and I'll go grab my 16 guage double barrel shotgun. We'll have alittle fight. Should be fun ;)

again, i never said it was more powerful/deadly, im saying its more painful and intimidating

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 01:05 AM
lol this kids ignorant. After World War I the Germans tried to make shotguns illegal to use in war becuase of how painful the death was. Never heard of trench guns?

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 01:07 AM
You were the first one to start insulting people and calling people names, so we proceeded to try to piss you off. Get over it:rolleyes:

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:07 AM
lol this kids ignorant. After World War I the Germans tried to make shotguns illegal to use in war becuase of how painful the death was. Never heard of trench guns?

gun shot wounds are instand, getting cut can take time, thats why people use knives, machettes and hatchets for torture not a gun

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 01:09 AM
Here's an example of what would happen lol


http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/IndianaJones.gif

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:10 AM
Here's an example of what would happen lol


http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/IndianaJones.gif

classic scene tbf :P

but still i didnt say it would win in a fight, just its more painful and more intimidating, ffs ive said that liek 20319449230593405930495340953905309539530953049530 95309503945390590345903590 times so stfu

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 01:10 AM
gun shot wounds are instand, getting cut can take time, thats why people use knives, machettes and hatchets for torture not a gun


lol ya cuase you've never heard of shooting people in knee caps,blowing off feet, fingers, ect? Lol.

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 01:11 AM
Lol I just cant belive this kid.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87yO9mjiroY&feature=related


rather gun torture than that ^^^^

Subliminal89
09-06-2008, 01:15 AM
that's a usual day?

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 01:15 AM
BTW, I'd be much more intimidated by someone walking toward me with a gun, even a little gun, than I would if someone was walking toward me with a machete. It wouldn't even have to be a big gun.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:16 AM
that's a usual day?

nah i was jokin xD

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 01:16 AM
Lmao

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:18 AM
BTW, I'd be much more intimidated by someone walking toward me with a gun, even a little gun, than I would if someone was walking toward me with a machete. It wouldn't even have to be a big gun.

you're crazy

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 01:22 AM
A blade is much easier to dodge than a bullet is. Surely, even you can admit that.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:23 AM
A blade is much easier to dodge than a bullet is. Surely, even you can admit that.

ye but machettes/axe/sword etc are more psycholgical. thats why its in horror films cos it freaks people out, gun killings dont freak people out.

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 01:32 AM
Have a gun pointed at your face and tell me it doesn't freak you out. We're not talking about movies. We're talking about real life.

skierdood
09-06-2008, 01:34 AM
yeah in real life a gun is much scarier, Ive never seen a machete fly at you ridiculously fast from a good distance away.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:35 AM
Have a gun pointed at your face and tell me it doesn't freak you out. We're not talking about movies. We're talking about real life.

im saying if you hear about someone get shot, youd be like meh, you hear about someone going up to someone else and hacked them to pieces with a machette, itd get my attention, btw i didnt say guns werent intimidating im just saying machette are scarier.

also horror movies are made by professionals to scare people and disturb them, and mostly the weapons are blades of some sort and thats for a reason

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:37 AM
yeah in real life a gun is much scarier, Ive never seen a machete fly at you ridiculously fast from a good distance away.

gun shot wounds are so fast you go into shock, getting hacked to pieces is scarier than getting shot. wtf wrong with you xDDD

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:39 AM
yeah in real life a gun is much scarier, Ive never seen a machete fly at you ridiculously fast from a good distance away.

did i say machettes fly? honestly where do you people come up with this shite. im saying MACHETTES ARE MORE INTIMIDATING THAN GUNS im NOT saying theyd be better in a fight. i never said that in the entire fucking thread, you're making shit up

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 01:42 AM
also horror movies are made by professionals to scare people and disturb them, and mostly the weapons are blades of some sort and thats for a reasonThat has a lot to do with the ambience of horror movies; ie the music and the overall tone of horror movies. Also, the character is what makes the blades scary. Jason Voorhies' machete wouldn't be shit without Jason holding it. haha

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:44 AM
That has a lot to do with the ambience of horror movies; ie the music and the overall tone of horror movies. Also, the character is what makes the blades scary. Jason Voorhies' machete wouldn't be shit without Jason holding it. haha

doesnt matter who it is, if anyone if running at you with a machette and cuts you into pieces and eats you its gonna be scarey, doesnt matter what they look like, if jason went around and just shot people it'd be boring as fuck

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 01:44 AM
did i say machettes fly? honestly where do you people come up with this shite. im saying MACHETTES ARE MORE INTIMIDATING THAN GUNS im NOT saying theyd be better in a fight. i never said that in the entire fucking thread, you're making shit upHe meant that GUNS are more intimidating because the can kill you from a distance and bullets are much harder to dodge, making them more intimidating:rolleyes:

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:45 AM
ive seen alot of videos of people getting shot and its pretty boring, but i saw a video of a guy getting his head sawn off slowly by a russian nazi, that got my attnetion more than any gun

gaum
09-06-2008, 01:54 AM
doesnt matter who it is, if anyone if running at you with a machette and cuts you into pieces and eats you its gonna be scarey,


WERE EATING PEOPLE NOW? o god this kids gone off to the looney bin. what a tard

EDIT: russians arent nazis either

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:55 AM
WERE EATING PEOPLE NOW? o god this kids gone off to the looney bin. what a tard

just saying, its scarier than, aim, bang, dead

twmmay
09-06-2008, 01:57 AM
WERE EATING PEOPLE NOW? o god this kids gone off to the looney bin. what a tard

EDIT: russians arent nazis either

neo nazi, theyre in alot of european places like holland, austria

twmmay
09-06-2008, 02:05 AM
btw whether hes a nazi or not is besides the point, he sawed someones head off, it took like 4 mins, majority of it is the guy trying to breathe but he throat is all fuckt up so its all gurgling. him being a nazi or not is the least of your worries mate

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 02:28 AM
just saying, its scarier than, aim, bang, deadMore fun.....yes. Scarier....no.

Guns are far more efficient, making them "scarier". Sure, I'd rather saw someone's head off than shoot them, but dying is dying, and it's much easier to make someone die with a gun than it is with a machete.

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 03:04 AM
Is this intimidating?


http://mindprod.com/image/restricted/noface.jpg




Thats what happens when you get shot in the face with a hallow point .50cal BMG

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 03:09 AM
hahaha that looks more like he was shot in the back of the head. But yeah, that's what happens:D

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 03:12 AM
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/sites/afterdowningstreet.org/files/images/brt_shooting__8__213.jpg



Guns are scary kids.

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 03:14 AM
Magnificent:D

What??
09-06-2008, 03:14 AM
Im willing to bet you have never touched a gun nor a machete you greasy ass emo kid

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 03:16 AM
http://wylfwt.com/home/files/images/EmoKidHero.jpg

Eskimo101
09-06-2008, 03:19 AM
^^bahhhahahahhaa!!!

Eskimo101
09-06-2008, 03:22 AM
ive seen alot of videos of people getting shot and its pretty boring, but i saw a video of a guy getting his head sawn off slowly by a russian nazi, that got my attnetion more than any gun

its much scarier to see some1 shot in real life thats why all the soldiers have PDSD

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 04:13 AM
^yah its like how u can see a dead body on tv and u wont think twice about it but if u see one in real life its pretty fucked up. btw kidulthood is nothin compared to movies like menace II society, kids, boyz n the hood, etc

TopNotchStoner
09-06-2008, 04:15 AM
Boyz N The Hood and Menace II Society fuckin kick ass dude:D

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:51 AM
its much scarier to see some1 shot in real life thats why all the soldiers have PDSD

im pretty sure seeing someone hacking up in rl is scarier than seeing someone shot.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:51 AM
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/sites/afterdowningstreet.org/files/images/brt_shooting__8__213.jpg



Guns are scary kids.

guns are boring gtfo

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:52 AM
More fun.....yes. Scarier....no.

Guns are far more efficient, making them "scarier". Sure, I'd rather saw someone's head off than shoot them, but dying is dying, and it's much easier to make someone die with a gun than it is with a machete.

machette deaths would be longer and 20x more painful, making them scary

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:55 AM
Im willing to bet you have never touched a gun nor a machete you greasy ass emo kid

i own a machette. cunt

i bet your a fucking wigger shit. looks like im fukcking right judging from dat sig pic xDDDDD you look like a twatt. gtfo with that fake g shit :P

how am i emo? emos are fucking disgusting, all my mate wants to do is kill emos.

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 12:27 PM
Maybe you should stop putting machetes in your bum, you wouldnt have such a fetish for them :rolleyes:

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-06-2008, 12:27 PM
And you either have a ugly lip or herpes. Get that checked out.

CircaX43521
09-06-2008, 02:10 PM
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7660/threadpollutionum8.jpg

Captain Cannabis
09-06-2008, 04:28 PM
A kid got stabbed on the first day of my school.

http://www.hamiltonpolice.on.ca/HPS/News/Delta+stabbing+arrest.htm lol

What??
09-06-2008, 04:59 PM
i own a machette. cunt

i bet your a fucking wigger shit. looks like im fukcking right judging from dat sig pic xDDDDD you look like a twatt. gtfo with that fake g shit :P

how am i emo? emos are fucking disgusting, all my mate wants to do is kill emos.

your talkin shit on my sig pic. Look at your sig pic! You are in the woods with your butt buddy smoking the smallest joint. Aw Shit! I see a guy with a machete!

Captain Cannabis
09-06-2008, 05:09 PM
your talkin shit on my sig pic. Look at your sig pic! You are in the woods with your butt buddy smoking the smallest joint. Aw Shit! I see a guy with a machete!

I dont think you should be able to insult anybody's sig picture.....I mean come on, is that picture a fucking joke man?

BlueEyedButterfly
09-06-2008, 05:10 PM
so in my high school today,llanishen high school. a guy slept with another guys g.f. so the girls b.f found out and chased the other guy with a wrench, smashed windows, they some girl in year 7 (first year, about 11 or 12) started crying and asked him why he was doing it, so he chased her with a wrench before being rugby tackled. then a police van came.


fucked up, no? :piggy:

Yes, fucked up.

BlueEyedButterfly
09-06-2008, 05:12 PM
guns are boring gtfo

This isn't funny at all. See someone get shot through the head ten feet from you, then tell me how funny any of this is.

Captain Cannabis
09-06-2008, 05:13 PM
This isn't funny at all. See someone get shot through the head ten feet from you, then tell me how funny any of this is.

As long as I am the one doing the shooting it would be hillarious.

BlueEyedButterfly
09-06-2008, 05:14 PM
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/sites/afterdowningstreet.org/files/images/brt_shooting__8__213.jpg



Guns are scary kids.

Do you people think this is funny? These are just pictures... see someone get shot through the head ten feet from you and then come tell me how funny any of this is.

BlueEyedButterfly
09-06-2008, 05:15 PM
As long as I am the one doing the shooting it would be hillarious.

Wow. Alright. Then I'll give you a gun and an innocent person and see if you can pull the trigger.

Captain Cannabis
09-06-2008, 05:24 PM
Wow. Alright. Then I'll give you a gun and an innocent person and see if you can pull the trigger.

I wouldn't kill an innocent person.

I could kill somone I don't like with no remorse though lol.

Captain Cannabis
09-06-2008, 05:28 PM
your talkin shit on my sig pic. Look at your sig pic! You are in the woods with your butt buddy smoking the smallest joint. Aw Shit! I see a guy with a machete!

I just realized your actually trying to sound serious..... nice sig by the way, I'm sure all the real gangsters take pictures of themselves like that.

What??
09-06-2008, 05:28 PM
I dont think you should be able to insult anybody's sig picture.....I mean come on, is that picture a fucking joke man?

........yes :(

Smoking420Buddha
09-06-2008, 06:18 PM
guns are for pussies.

id rather get shot than hit with a machette. guns are way more illegal here and i know 12 year olds that can get guns for me. South Wales has the highest teenage pregnancy in the world. people here sell drugs in elementary school (6 year olds)

I know a 12 year old thats killed a man and has been sellin weed since 3rd grade

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 06:44 PM
I know a 12 year old thats killed a man and has been sellin weed since 3rd grade

...and i know a lier! or a jokester im just aweful at forum sarcasm and i always feel like a retard afterwards. but anyways i do half way assume there are plenty of lies in this thread, cept captain cause he provided proof

BtownBlazer
09-06-2008, 08:49 PM
Wow, reading this was entertaining.

What??
09-06-2008, 09:08 PM
twammy thinks he is from south africa

polecat
09-06-2008, 09:44 PM
This is a video of a friend of mine. He asked the other guy to punch him in the nose so he could get out of school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFcToayoRw

He broke his nose.

Somehow the administration found out about the video and they both got expelled. Good stuff.

Vapemaster
09-06-2008, 09:49 PM
Goddamn that looks painful...was it worth it just to get out of school?

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:13 PM
And you either have a ugly lip or herpes. Get that checked out.

not me smart ass

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:16 PM
twammy thinks he is from south africa




who the fuck wants to be african??

probably you cos youre a wigger

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:16 PM
your talkin shit on my sig pic. Look at your sig pic! You are in the woods with your butt buddy smoking the smallest joint. Aw Shit! I see a guy with a machete!

its a rollie we smoked after we smoke 4 bob marley spliffs

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:18 PM
This isn't funny at all. See someone get shot through the head ten feet from you, then tell me how funny any of this is.

i wasnt tryin to be funny when i was saying the story :P

What??
09-06-2008, 10:20 PM
its a rollie we smoked after we smoke 4 bob marley spliffs

:rolleyes: yea I bet prolly the most weed you have ever seen in your life. I hope you didn't hit that shit. Y'know you can spread herpes by sharing joints righ'?

skamikaze
09-06-2008, 10:22 PM
hey what, I'm not hating but i just wanna know. Do you like the disco biscuits?

What??
09-06-2008, 10:23 PM
hey what, I'm not hating but i just wanna know. Do you like the disco biscuits?

me? yea.

Whats wrong with the disco biscuits?

skamikaze
09-06-2008, 10:23 PM
haha. I thought so.

What??
09-06-2008, 10:28 PM
who the fuck wants to be african??

probably you cos youre a wigger

I dont mind my heritage thanks. What makes me a wigger exactly? :confused:

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:35 PM
I dont mind my heritage thanks. What makes me a wigger exactly? :confused:


your sig

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:36 PM
:rolleyes: yea I bet prolly the most weed you have ever seen in your life. I hope you didn't hit that shit. Y'know you can spread herpes by sharing joints righ'?







nah actuallly the most was me and my mates doing 3Oz over weekend

What??
09-06-2008, 10:38 PM
your sig

Well by that logic your sig makes you a mailman.

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 10:39 PM
This is a video of a friend of mine. He asked the other guy to punch him in the nose so he could get out of school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFcToayoRw

He broke his nose.

Somehow the administration found out about the video and they both got expelled. Good stuff.

would have been in less trouble if he had just cut school

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:41 PM
Well by that logic your sig makes you a mailman.

mailman? :confused:

What??
09-06-2008, 10:42 PM
mailman? :confused:

yes a mailman.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:45 PM
yes a mailman.

i was asking for a explanation not a confirmation

What??
09-06-2008, 10:47 PM
i was asking for a explanation not a confirmation

so you wanna know why you are a mailman?

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:50 PM
so you wanna know why you are a mailman?

mhm

What??
09-06-2008, 10:52 PM
I already told you. Your sig.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:53 PM
I already told you. Your sig.

what about my sig makes me mailman?

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 10:55 PM
ahhhhh this is the gayest thread fight ever! its so awful, yet i cannot look away, like a train wreck almost. i advise all partys to draw a truce now, for your sakes and mine.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:57 PM
hey this is my longest thread xDD
dont think i should be proud of it tho :P

What??
09-06-2008, 10:57 PM
what about my sig makes me mailman?

What about my sig makes me a wigger?

twmmay
09-06-2008, 10:58 PM
What about my sig makes me a wigger?

your dressed like one? no one can deny that

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 11:01 PM
hey this is my longest thread xDD
dont think i should be proud of it tho :P


haha mos def not. and jesus what?? u look like a wigger cause they u dress (which doesnt even matter its just a style) twmmay your a mailman cause u can obviously see the giant bags of mail in ur sig. christ both england and usa have some hard core fucks, as does everywhere on the planet earth. argument closed.

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:03 PM
haha mos def not. and jesus what?? u look like a wigger cause they u dress (which doesnt even matter its just a style) twmmay your a mailman cause u can obviously see the giant bags of mail in ur sig. christ both england and usa have some hard core fucks, as does everywhere on the planet earth. argument closed.

i was just saying teenagers are generally worse cos everyone was goin out their way to top my story

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:05 PM
twmmay your a mailman cause u can obviously see the giant bags of mail in ur sig.


are you on crack?

st. stephen
09-06-2008, 11:06 PM
i was just saying teenagers are generally worse cos everyone was goin out their way to top my story

man dont worry bout every one else or ull get in a fight like this every week on the forums. just let the dicks and provokers be exactly that, and u do your own thing. besides most dicks are generally treated as such and in time are chased off these forums. and btw that was sarcasm, a joke the mailman sentance

twmmay
09-06-2008, 11:08 PM
man dont worry bout every one else or ull get in a fight like this every week on the forums. just let the dicks and provokers be exactly that, and u do your own thing. besides most dicks are generally treated as such and in time are chased off these forums. and btw that was sarcasm, a joke the mailman sentance

kk cool

BtownBlazer
09-07-2008, 01:07 AM
awww, is it over?

Captain Cannabis
09-07-2008, 01:40 AM
The end of this is now.

And yes that kid looks like a wannabe gangser faggot.

Geneity
09-07-2008, 01:42 AM
I don't have a problem with the way he looks, I'm just sick of seeing his face 99999 times on every page. Like I realize some people do that as well but they do it in a more subtle way....

weedwhacker
09-07-2008, 02:24 AM
aww does it have to be over?

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-07-2008, 03:03 AM
Aww dont give up herpes kid.

TopNotchStoner
09-07-2008, 06:35 AM
Do you people think this is funny? These are just pictures... see someone get shot through the head ten feet from you and then come tell me how funny any of this is.
It's funny as fuck, so long as it happens to the right person. Some people deserve a bullet in the eyeball. Some people don't.

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-07-2008, 06:38 AM
Both those pictures are from the war in Iraq, and are supposedly insurgents if that matters lol.

TopNotchStoner
09-07-2008, 06:46 AM
but anyways i do half way assume there are plenty of lies in this thread, cept captain cause he provided proof
I know you weren't talking about me, specifically, but, for the record, I don't lie about shit:)

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-07-2008, 06:48 AM
Lol whats suppose to be lies?

What??
09-07-2008, 09:28 AM
fuck you guys

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-07-2008, 09:29 AM
haha

Reefer Rogue
09-07-2008, 10:10 AM
Why was that douche chasing an 11 year old =/

Yeah, your girl slept with someone else, move on, she sucks ass, that guy needs to open his mind, think of the world in perspective and not so selfishly and agressively. Give peace a chance, have a toke.

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-07-2008, 11:07 AM
random ass shit ftw?

twmmay
09-07-2008, 07:49 PM
Why was that douche chasing an 11 year old =/

Yeah, your girl slept with someone else, move on, she sucks ass, that guy needs to open his mind, think of the world in perspective and not so selfishly and agressively. Give peace a chance, have a toke.

i dunno apprently he was in jail twice and a mental ward after that for abit

twmmay
09-07-2008, 07:50 PM
Aww dont give up herpes kid.

already said it wasnt me, and im pretty sure its a scar not herpes.

gtfo

Geneity
09-07-2008, 07:51 PM
Then we are on two different wave lengths. Peter Griffin.....

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-08-2008, 06:03 AM
wahaha

What??
09-08-2008, 06:07 AM
If I made a thread every time a 12 year old got ran down in my neighborhood...... well Id be makin a lotta threads lol

Captain Cannabis
09-08-2008, 01:41 PM
If I made a thread every time a 12 year old got ran down in my neighborhood...... well Id be makin a lotta threads lol

Yes here's how thread number #1 would go.

You: Today I was ran down by twelve year olds.
12 year old : Today I ran down someone.

:)

twmmay
09-08-2008, 05:55 PM
Yes here's how thread number #1 would go.

You: Today I was ran down by twelve year olds.
12 year old : Today I ran down someone.

:)

:cheers2:

†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg
09-08-2008, 06:00 PM
http://www.wdnyc.com/got-herpes.gif

Geneity
09-08-2008, 07:59 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/PitchShifta/shipment_of_fail.jpg

What??
09-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Yes here's how thread number #1 would go.

You: Today I was ran down by twelve year olds.
12 year old : Today I ran down someone.

:)

Dont make me come to Canada