If you were to have a stage name.....

[Geneity]

Yeah. RT is lame because everyone is like a family over there and it's hard to feel accepted. Maybe it's just me. This is where I come for ideas =)

Anyway.

What would be your stage name if you were to say, make porn? Not crazy professional porn. Simple, on the side, amateur porn.

Serious and non-serious suggestions are welcome. Do what you will to the thread.

[SunshineChild]

Aaron Givesome (a play on Gibson)

[Vapemaster]

Huck Chorris

[TopNotchStoner]

Stoner McGee or Longjohn Silver. I can't decide between the two names. haha

[skamikaze]

Jesus "Tittyfuckin" Christ

[skierdood]

Humpty Cumpty.

[Hiram Joseph Yates]

Jerome Barrymore

[Geneity]

Haha wow. I didn't think it'd be so easy.

Keep 'em comin'

[TopNotchStoner]

Jake The Snake

[Stella_Drives]

Jesus "Tittyfuckin" Christ

I was totally going to say Jesus "Assfucking" Christ

[skierdood]

You could be a tag team porn duo.

[TopNotchStoner]

hahahaha

[TopNotchStoner]

Jesus' middle initial was supposedly 'H', so Jesus 'Horsedick' Christ would probably be more appropriate. haha

[TopNotchStoner]

Or Jesus 'Hunglow' Christ:D

[skierdood]

Jesus Holy Handjob Christ?

[TopNotchStoner]

hahahaha we're all going to hell:sifone: I'd rather be in hell than in heaven with a perv like Jesus anyway:D

[skierdood]

Yeah that guys a freak.

[TopNotchStoner]

He probably molests baby angels. The bastard:rolleyes: hahaha Off-topic.

[Geneity]

Haha. Excellent.

[TopNotchStoner]

It's strange how a thread about porno names turned into a thread about the extent of Jesus's sexual perversion. haha

Back on-topic......how about Jimmy 'The Sausage' Dean?

[Startreken]

My porn name would be "Lucky Ash" if you follow the rules. However, if I had to pick a name it would be Jesus-a-diddly-dodley "Fuck me in the Ass Prison" Christ-o-rooney

[Geneity]

^ wow, that's awesome.

[Severely stoned]

Sex For Money

[skierdood]

Tiny Tim

[MurkN]

Jake The Snake
Jake Plummer? lol

[seizedbyanger]

ten foot tom

if i was a boy i guess haha

[Severely stoned]

Oh I thought of a better one, Horse Cock Hank.

[Ducky]

Jake Fuckwell

[mr.greenxxx]

shaggy doo

[Stella_Drives]

You could be a tag team porn duo.

Brilliant. I need to stop making nasty Jesus jokes, I'm going to church on Sunday.

[newradicalface]

Jesus the vaJJ Juicer

[SashaK]

Miss Sashak? haha oh wait thats my user name

Mmmm i dont know actually, everyone took all the good ones

[prissbaby]

Aaron Givesome (a play on Gibson)


is your last name Gibson??????

[SunshineChild]

^ Yeah

[prissbaby]

^ Yeah

so is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Geneity]

Good now I can have you both located and exterminated and/or arrested.

[Hamfoot]

they'd call me the donkey pouch

[jo_k_er_man]

Colonel Angus..
(say it fast)

[dollydagger]

Dixie Wrecked

[dollydagger]

Colonel Angus..
(say it fast)


heeyyy...did you get that from me?

[Geneity]

Yeah not getting that one.

[dollydagger]

Yeah not getting that one.

which one?

[Geneity]

Colonial Angus. I dunno, maybe I've lost my creative side.

[dollydagger]

Kernal Angus = cunillangus? ring a bell???

[skierdood]

Kinda like Phil Ashio

[Geneity]

No that still doesn't make any sense.

[SunshineChild]

Good now I can have you both located and exterminated and/or arrested.
I plead the fifth.

[jo_k_er_man]

Dixie Wrecked

my buddy was talkin about a band he knew.. or was in that called themselves that lol

[jo_k_er_man]

No that still doesn't make any sense.


one day you'll understand..

[skierdood]

Coxafloppin McDoodlediddler

[jo_k_er_man]

My Penis Is Twelve Inches Long

[skamikaze]

My Penis Is Twelve Inches Long

Mine Is Bigger!

[skierdood]

Mines not :(

[Geneity]

haha coxafloppin

[skierdood]

The masked crotch puncher

[jo_k_er_man]

Siton Mah Phase

[Jedite83]

My stage name would be Jedite, which I do actually use as my stage name in theatre.

[dollydagger]

No that still doesn't make any sense.

you are 19 and dont know what cunnilangus and fellatio means? remember sex ed in the 6th grade?

[seizedbyanger]

Colonel Angus..
(say it fast)

i don't get it!

edit: lol nvm i get it

[A-Bear's-Vagina]

A bear's vagina or maybe Sir Godfrey Pussykiller

[Startreken]

Phil McCracken

[dollydagger]

pat mccrotch

[TopNotchStoner]

Jeffrey Donger

[Startreken]

Spanky Pickle
Daddy Cream
General Kielbasa
Orel Cumalot
Captan Spreadum
Ricky Spankadocious
Cara Cream
Johnny Jamer
Dirk Jiggler

[Hamfoot]

doug e. stile

[Geneity]

Heh, I know what fellatio is. And sex ed was bullshit.....

[dollydagger]

ok...fellatio = guy ;cunnilangus = girl

got it?

[skierdood]

Dick N. Abocks

[Hamfoot]

i thought it was cunninglus

[dollydagger]

i thought it was cunninglus

or cunnilingus? at least you know what it is!

[deanmono]

Phil Mihole

[warmhandedcanadian]

what does this have to do with RT?

weird.

My name would be Jessie the BodyII

[Geneity]

God forbid I never heard the obscure term for a woman licking her own pussy. Get over it please.

And the world keeps on turnin'