fuck off

[Samhain]

someones just shouted fuck off outside my house.
i mean really, this is England you know do these people not know where they are?

S

[lover/young_peace]

Are you not supposed to curse in England?


Heh, y'all are gonna have some problems when I invade. :)

[know1nozme]

Are you not supposed to curse in England?


Heh, y'all are gonna have some problems when I invade. :)
Nah, I think in the UK they say "Sod off!" or some crap like that. What's that supposed to mean anyway? That doesn't mean anything.

[seamonster66]

I thought they said things like "fuck off back to essex" or "piss off"...it seems quite unusual to hear just a plain "fuck off" like that,



blimey, quite unusual indeed!

[alex714]

what about bullox?? isnt that a swear word..

[lover/young_peace]

I tell people to 'piss off' and 'bugger off' all the time, when I need a less offensive word.
British people curse too, right?

[Samhain]

let me enlighten you all.
I was sitting here pondering on what should be my bed time reading, like one does.
thinking should it be 'jane austen' or william morris's biograthy 'is it wall paper?'
the maid had just poked up a delightful blaze in the fire place, and I was indulging in my evening routine of hot chocolate.
so as you can all imagine it came as quite a shock, but thinking about it I think it may have been one of my guests left over from last weeks party still stuck in the maze in the garden
i'll have to let the dogs out later

S

[know1nozme]

Ah yes, then. Cheerio, and all that rot, what, what! I'm off for tea and crumpets! Hakoona Matata, darlings! :H

[Soulless||Chaos]

let me enlighten you all.
I was sitting here pondering on what should be my bed time reading, like one does.
thinking should it be 'jane austen' or william morris's biograthy 'is it wall paper?'
the maid had just poked up a delightful blaze in the fire place, and I was indulging in my evening routine of hot chocolate.
so as you can all imagine it came as quite a shock, but thinking about it I think it may have been one of my guests left over from last weeks party still stuck in the maze in the garden
i'll have to let the dogs out later

S
LMFAO! Thats awesome! :D

[LooLoo]

Hehe, this thread cracks me up. I'm sure we could teach you nancy boy Americans a thing or two about swearing. ;)

[Samhain]

well I let the dogs out and they didn't find him, but they did find his leg and brought it back.
its hanging over my fire place has i'm writing this, for the past few days he's been yelling 'fucking hell' I mean really... is there any need for such language?

S

[Samhain]

this is one of my earlist threads I made I just thought I would bring it to sacred spiral and share it with ya's!
S

[mynameiskc]

it's a thing of beauty, considering our past conversations.

[Samhain]

it's a thing of beauty, considering our past conversations.
would you call it a classic?
S

[Weaveworld]

for the past few days he's been yelling 'fucking hell' I mean really... is there any need for such language?

..I like this part. :D

[mynameiskc]

yes. i would. especially if you told us you renamed your maid "molly" because all maids should be called "molly."

[seamonster66]

i thought th Englsih would say aomething like "sod off" or "piss off"

this thread makes me wonder what happened to soulless chaos

[warmhandedcanadian]

I am offended that you are talking about dogs in that way.

This thread made me realize that it just isnt a few of us that thought the English were proper..... funny.


Sam you seemed to put more effort into your posts back then.
;)

[Samhain]

I am offended that you are talking about dogs in that way.

This thread made me realize that it just isnt a few of us that thought the English were proper..... funny.


Sam you seemed to put more effort into your posts back then.
;)
the dogs didn't attack him, I think my guest just got his leg stuck in an animal trap i'd left lieing around, careless really
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

I know but Im just sensitive ... about dogs.

;)

[Samhain]

I know but Im just sensitive ... about dogs.

;)
I let the dogs out to find him that can only be a good thing very lassieish
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

ok you win, next time make it a cat.

[Samhain]

ok you win, next time make it a cat.
hows a cat going to go out and find someone lost in the garden?
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

well maybe the person had tuna in their pocket?

[Samhain]

well maybe the person had tuna in their pocket?
maybe he just stank of fish :lol:

[lankymidget]

well I let the dogs out and they didn't find him, but they did find his leg and brought it back.
its hanging over my fire place has i'm writing this, for the past few days he's been yelling 'fucking hell' I mean really... is there any need for such language?

SI'd swear if I couldn't find my leg too!

It seems to be a North of England thing to not waste words.. So sure.... FUCK OFF!!! .... get's said alot.. Oh yeah, Our memory's crap as well, so by the time we're on the second word, we've forgot who we're saying Fuck Off to, and why.... :tongue:


So back to Queen's English.. How does One get an invite to The Sacred Spiral?

[mynameiskc]

my cats are very dog-like...

[lankymidget]

I swear my cat used to roar...

Big ginger thing.. that used to wander around the neighbourhood with another cat terrorising stray dogs..

[Samhain]

I'd swear if I couldn't find my leg too!
Well that was me trying to be ironic!
So back to Queen's English.. How does One get an invite to The Sacred Spiral?
why do you want an invite your already here and posting!
S

[erzebet1961]

Maybe the lad lost his leg jumping the fence...it could have got trapped between the railings , you know , and the dogs thouht it a gift left behind for them and brung it back to show off.....anyone for cricket ?

[Samhain]

Maybe the lad lost his leg jumping the fence...it could have got trapped between the railings , you know , and the dogs thouht it a gift left behind for them and brung it back to show off.....anyone for cricket ?
brung it back :lol:

[mynameiskc]

my daughter's cat play fetch. she's camera shy, though.

[erzebet1961]

Brung it back ????......oh...sorry ...the Scot in me slips out in my ...especially when I been around Daddy....he has the sccent.

[Samhain]

do you call him daddy thats really sweet!
S

[erzebet1961]

Yes...He's my Daddy...and my Mom is Mom...and my step Mom is MUM....its a bit confusing when both ladies are present...and Ive had a few drinks...and Im talking like Daddy...!!! Hahaha

[mynameiskc]

dave father calls his dad daddy.

[Samhain]

Yes...He's my Daddy...and my Mom is Mom...and my step Mom is MUM....its a bit confusing when both ladies are present...and Ive had a few drinks...and Im talking like Daddy...!!! Hahaha
do you mean to tell me you came to Scotland and you didn't think about a short trip to the south coast to look me up?
S

[erzebet1961]

Hahaha...well....I wasnt sure if you were dressed for company or not !!!

[erzebet1961]

Actually....my Daddy's Daddy was a Scot....as were his people...so MY Daddy has the accent BAD !!!