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auxtokes
09-02-2008, 05:52 PM
i smoked half a joint yesterday and im sick and today at school they did random drug testing and i had to pee in this cup i am so fucked

stalk
09-02-2008, 05:54 PM
why would they do that . .

jo_k_er_man
09-02-2008, 06:00 PM
yea.. wtf.. random school drug tests? that is wrong in so many ways

mr.greenxxx
09-02-2008, 06:06 PM
wow, ive never heard of random testing... outer clothing searches yeah... but not piss...

O.O

TheMadcapSyd
09-02-2008, 06:06 PM
jesus where do you live?

stalk
09-02-2008, 06:07 PM
poop in the cup next time

jo_k_er_man
09-02-2008, 06:08 PM
poop in the cup next time

LOL

edd.excessive
09-02-2008, 06:19 PM
get clean and demand a retest. say that its lies and slander... then poop in th cup.

jo_k_er_man
09-02-2008, 06:22 PM
or jerk off and cum in the cup.. just act confused.. "i thought you wanted my sperm"

edd.excessive
09-02-2008, 06:45 PM
^lol

Subliminal89
09-02-2008, 06:54 PM
dude how can they do that?!

Hilder
09-02-2008, 06:55 PM
he's in mexico. Theyre all kinds of fucked up. Im so glad I gtfo.

broony
09-02-2008, 08:28 PM
i think there is more to this story. are you sure your in the army or somethin?

wutthe4k
09-02-2008, 08:30 PM
man weeds legal in mexico so how can you get fucked for it?

TopNotchStoner
09-02-2008, 09:25 PM
I don't think weed is legal in mexico dude. lol

TopNotchStoner
09-02-2008, 09:30 PM
NVM, It is legal in Mexico for personal use. Damn, that's pretty cool. They probably have age restrictions and shit though.

Hilder
09-02-2008, 09:41 PM
hahahaha who told you weed was legal in mexico? hahaha thats not true.

tothedome1
09-02-2008, 09:47 PM
they randomly drug test at my school if you either

1. drive
2. are active in any sport
3. anything they decide that you shall be thrown in the pool to pick from when the day comes to "randomly" drug test you.

FUCK my school i hate it.

stalk
09-02-2008, 09:53 PM
drop out. there's no point in going.

jo_k_er_man
09-02-2008, 09:53 PM
whats the point.. most HS kids do OTC drugs.. which aren't found on simple urine analysis

TopNotchStoner
09-02-2008, 10:07 PM
NVM, again. haha Hilder's right. The decriminalization of marijuana in Mexico was removed.

Mexico
On April 29, 2006, the Congress of Mexico passed a bill decriminalizing possession of small amounts of drugs intended for recreational use (up to 5g for marijuana).[32] The new bill was hoped to relieve cartel-related crime as well as reduce drug-related arrests. A possibly unintended consequence would have been increased tourism. The move caused many in the US government to question Mexico's commitment to the "War on Drugs." However, President Fox sent the legislation back, asking that the decriminalization be removed. This action showed the U.S. government's influence over the Mexican Government's decisions,[33] sparking broad controversy over the bill.[34][35][36]

TopNotchStoner
09-02-2008, 10:09 PM
There goes the US, sticking their nose in other countries' business again:rolleyes:

hippiehillbilly
09-02-2008, 10:10 PM
they random drug test at the high school here as well..

my how times have changed in 28 years...

SunshineChild
09-02-2008, 10:14 PM
They did here for a while, but parents complained and they don't anymore. A few kids got suspended for having THC in their system.

The Reverend
09-02-2008, 10:14 PM
NVM, again. haha Hilder's right. The decriminalization of marijuana in Mexico was removed.

Mexico
On April 29, 2006, the Congress of Mexico passed a bill decriminalizing possession of small amounts of drugs intended for recreational use (up to 5g for marijuana).[32] The new bill was hoped to relieve cartel-related crime as well as reduce drug-related arrests. A possibly unintended consequence would have been increased tourism. The move caused many in the US government to question Mexico's commitment to the "War on Drugs." However, President Fox sent the legislation back, asking that the decriminalization be removed. This action showed the U.S. government's influence over the Mexican Government's decisions,[33] sparking broad controversy over the bill.[34][35][36]Good to see democracy still exists and the World Police are still telling other countrys what laws they can and cannot enact domestically.

wutthe4k
09-02-2008, 10:39 PM
man thats fucked up...weed grows all over the place in mexico and its illegal thats bullshit

auxtokes
09-02-2008, 10:58 PM
im so fucking nervous right now man i don't know what the fuck to do

TopNotchStoner
09-02-2008, 11:04 PM
Just wait it out and see what happens. There's nothing you can do, really.

stalk
09-02-2008, 11:06 PM
good excuse to drop out, if you ask me

Buddha Fish
09-02-2008, 11:20 PM
What are they going to do when it comes out positive?

st. stephen
09-02-2008, 11:21 PM
they do random drug tests in a town close to where i live. i didnt think it was that uncommon

auxtokes
09-02-2008, 11:28 PM
well most likely ill have my asshole torn out
the school is the best in the city, and is really strict
with my fucking luck, ill probably get kicked out of that school

twmmay
09-02-2008, 11:38 PM
aw shit, good luck
let us know how it goes

jo_k_er_man
09-02-2008, 11:57 PM
pretty irresponsible of you... especially if you knew the school randomly piss tested

orison319
09-03-2008, 12:04 AM
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/image.php?u=118770&type=sigpic&dateline=1218517261

^ is this you??? Maybe they saw your stupid ass on the internet.

BtownBlazer
09-03-2008, 02:11 AM
^^ that would suck.

orison319
09-03-2008, 02:21 AM
yes it would. lol.

weedwhacker
09-03-2008, 02:55 AM
im glad my school doesn't do that...

fuck thats invasion of privacy, should be illegal

thisisme5
09-03-2008, 04:33 AM
They cant even bring the drug dogs into our school anymore.. They used to once a year but not anymore.. Its awesome

squirell tree
09-03-2008, 07:12 AM
they bring drug dogs to my school once a month, and cops are there everyday standing around

Therese Aline
09-03-2008, 09:20 AM
im glad my school doesn't do that...

fuck thats invasion of privacy, should be illegal


Technically, it is illegal. In America, anyway.


"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." --4th amendment.
Source: Wikipedia.


I also feel like the fifth amendment (due process) applies here, but I'm sure the government would disagree. If we are actually presumed innocent of a crime (aka possession, or having THC in your system, which is NOT a crime) then we should not have to prove our innocence (random drug test) if there is no evidence against us. Random drug testing says this: I may or may not have reason to believe that you have or are engaging in illegal activity, but I want to know for sure. So you have to prove it, or some sort of action will be taken against you to manipulate you into submitting to an unreasonable search and seizure.
Really though I think another major reason they do it is to keep you from doing it. I'd like to think the fifth amendment protects us from people "making sure" we aren't breaking the law. That is not a presumption of innocence.

thisisme5
09-03-2008, 05:00 PM
They had forensics in at the school today and we now have metal detectors and cameras all around the school... Some kid brought a gun last year and shits practically locked down.. its fucked

mr.greenxxx
09-03-2008, 05:15 PM
They had forensics in at the school today and we now have metal detectors and cameras all around the school... Some kid brought a gun last year and shits practically locked down.. its fucked

yeah we had a similar thing happen in airports here.

a bunch of crazy n00bs bought liquid explosives on an airplane. now youre not alowed unlabeled/bagged liquids in your personal baggage and have to take your shoes off for checks and shit like that.


you always have a few who screw it up for others, thats why you go after theyre families for revenge.

Startreken
09-03-2008, 11:45 PM
Technically, it is illegal. In America, anyway.


"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." --4th amendment.
Source: Wikipedia.


I also feel like the fifth amendment (due process) applies here, but I'm sure the government would disagree. If we are actually presumed innocent of a crime (aka possession, or having THC in your system, which is NOT a crime) then we should not have to prove our innocence (random drug test) if there is no evidence against us. Random drug testing says this: I may or may not have reason to believe that you have or are engaging in illegal activity, but I want to know for sure. So you have to prove it, or some sort of action will be taken against you to manipulate you into submitting to an unreasonable search and seizure.
Really though I think another major reason they do it is to keep you from doing it. I'd like to think the fifth amendment protects us from people "making sure" we aren't breaking the law. That is not a presumption of innocence.

You should be a lawyer and fight to make weed legal.

Severely stoned
09-03-2008, 11:48 PM
^ Quoting Wikipedia, next step... court!

Therese Aline
09-04-2008, 05:53 AM
You should be a lawyer and fight to make weed legal.

Haha. Why, thank you.

I used to want to go to law school, get into Congress and change shit.
I'm jaded now. Plus, I never have been nor will I ever be smart enough to accomplish any of that. Never had the work ethic either. :P So I just run my mouth instead.

Therese Aline
09-04-2008, 05:54 AM
^ Quoting Wikipedia, next step... court!

Actually, I did know those amendments already, I just had to look up exactly which number they were.
I like to know what my rights are.

weedwhacker
09-04-2008, 05:58 AM
Technically, it is illegal. In America, anyway.


"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." --4th amendment.
Source: Wikipedia.


I also feel like the fifth amendment (due process) applies here, but I'm sure the government would disagree. If we are actually presumed innocent of a crime (aka possession, or having THC in your system, which is NOT a crime) then we should not have to prove our innocence (random drug test) if there is no evidence against us. Random drug testing says this: I may or may not have reason to believe that you have or are engaging in illegal activity, but I want to know for sure. So you have to prove it, or some sort of action will be taken against you to manipulate you into submitting to an unreasonable search and seizure.
Really though I think another major reason they do it is to keep you from doing it. I'd like to think the fifth amendment protects us from people "making sure" we aren't breaking the law. That is not a presumption of innocence.

the irony of course is that the very same document that these people are failing to follow, was indeed printed on cannabis paper.

but, the OP is from mexico, wonder if it's different there?

Therese Aline
09-05-2008, 03:21 AM
^^ Our founding fathers would be horrified that Marijuana is illegal. In their time, it was Illegal NOT to grow it because it was such a huge part of the economy. Also during world war 2 (I think) they temporarily lifted the ban because they were using hemp as a resource for the war and needed it to be grown locally.
So they can have it when they want it, but I guess it's better for the economy to use plastic and shit, as long as it keeps people from getting high.

Magical mystery tourguide
09-05-2008, 03:57 AM
Man, that sucks, hopefully too many kids test positive and they dont do anything, though that probably wont happen :(

Eskimo101
09-05-2008, 04:19 AM
a friend of mine tested negative once even though he smoked the night before......theyre supposed to be doing random drug testing at my school but my school has no money so i dont know whats goin on

PhishheadDeadhead
09-05-2008, 04:55 AM
private school are allowed to do random screenings so i hear?

seizedbyanger
09-05-2008, 04:57 AM
^yeah, atleast the private schools around here are allowed too because i don't think they have to follow all the states rules and whatnot about education

weedwhacker
09-05-2008, 05:49 AM
^^ Our founding fathers would be horrified that Marijuana is illegal. In their time, it was Illegal NOT to grow it because it was such a huge part of the economy. Also during world war 2 (I think) they temporarily lifted the ban because they were using hemp as a resource for the war and needed it to be grown locally.
So they can have it when they want it, but I guess it's better for the economy to use plastic and shit, as long as it keeps people from getting high.

yep, during world war 2 the government actually made a propaganda movie that was PRO hemp, called hemp for victory, which encouraged farmers to grow hemp and showed all of its uses. of course when the war ended, we put the ban back on. genius, huh? :hat:

What??
09-05-2008, 05:51 AM
I know someone who took a drug test high and still passed so I dunno maybe you will get lucky.

newradicalface
09-05-2008, 06:04 AM
If my private school told me to piss in a cup, I would, but then throw said cup of piss in their face and skedaddle.

EDIT: good luck dude.

Magical mystery tourguide
09-06-2008, 08:48 PM
fuck, he hasnt posted back at all, his computer probably got destroyed or taken away. that sucks man

captainanarchy
09-06-2008, 09:04 PM
If my private school told me to piss in a cup, I would, but then throw said cup of piss in their face and skedaddle.

EDIT: good luck dude.

haha word

p.s good luck man

Jennifer19
09-06-2008, 10:38 PM
Just wait it out and see what happens. There's nothing you can do, really.


agreed

Jennifer19
09-06-2008, 10:40 PM
I am so glad I don't go to school anymore