President of the Stoners Lounge

[Captain Cannabis]

I think we need an election.

Nominate your candidates here! The election will be held in a seperate polling thread.

:)

[Eskimo101]

i nominate no1

[newradicalface]

Topnotchstoner ftw

[skierdood]

I like the whole everyones an equal thin we got goin on now plus theres already mods.

[newradicalface]

President would just be an honorary position in my eyes on here, just showing what a contribution that person has made here to the forums. I therefore still stand by my choice of TNS.

[Captain Cannabis]

I like the whole everyones an equal thin we got goin on now plus theres already mods.

What you have described is communism :p

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

Nah, he'd spend all our money on xanax, ahahaha, lol shit idc as long as he shares ;)

[skierdood]

well this isnt an economic system so not really, I just give everyone their own chance to show who the are but noone is below or above the next person.

[newradicalface]

Nah, he'd spend all our money on xanax, ahahaha, lol shit idc as long as he shares ;)

And that he would, it would be community xannies

[mr.greenxxx]

What you have described is communism :p

hahahahaha

[thisisme5]

That guy in skierdoods sig ftw

[weedwhacker]

I second Topnotchstoner!!!

[TopNotchStoner]

I appreciate the nominations, but I cannot accept, due to the fact that I haven't smoked any weed for 2-3 weeks and would feel like a fraud. hahaha

[Mr.Writer]

I haven't smoked any weed for 2-3 weeks

Were you in a coma or something? :confused::eek::D

[skullkidnate]

Skip is more or less the president of the forums. He has the most power here.

[seizedbyanger]

well for your silly elections, i nominate bailey

shes puuurdy :drool5:

[TopNotchStoner]

Were you in a coma or something? :confused::eek::Dhahaha nah man. I quit my job a month or so ago and just haven't been able to afford to smoke and haven't been able to find a new job. Also, my cousin stopped smokin for probation, and my other cousin hasn't smoked for a long time, because his wife won't let him:rolleyes: Plus, I live in a VERY rural area right now and am too far away from any place where I could find any new stoner friends. Life is shitty with a suspended license, especially being unemployed too. lol

[wutthe4k]

i would have nominated topnotch but since he's a fraud (haha) i nominate joker

[TopNotchStoner]

hahaha yeah joker would be cool. He's been on the forums longer than me, anyway. We were both here when the forum was still called "stoned again", instead of the stoners lounge. lol

[Eskimo101]

yes i second jokers nomination

[jo_k_er_man]

I nomnomnominate myself...
http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sawyer-necronomnomnom.jpg

[skamikaze]

I nominate stalin. He was a pretty cool cat.

[jo_k_er_man]

actually.. back in the day i would have said StonerBill.. but he doesn't frequent these parts as often anymore.. I'd nominate brian without a doubt.. but if he don't want it.. ya still gonna be VP at least :D

[TopNotchStoner]

I would also nominate wonka. Well, if the stoners' lounge presidency was an actual position, that is. I would certainly nominate wonka for mod though. I personally don't think we need a mod though, as we seem to handle any disputes pretty quickly and nothing seems to get out of hand here, unlike other forums on the site. The only moderation we seem to get is that our threads are closed after they reach 1000 posts. lol

[skierdood]

How bout honorary ranger danger president.

[jo_k_er_man]

I nominate stalin. He was a pretty cool cat.

http://asianbadger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/2stalin.GIF?

[TopNotchStoner]

actually.. back in the day i would have said StonerBill.. but he doesn't frequent these parts as often anymore.. I'd nominate brian without a doubt.. but if he don't want it.. ya still gonna be VP at least :Dhahaha Yeah dude, do you remember the whole "stonerbill for mod" movement? hahaha People had campaign banners in their sigs and everything.

I never said I didn't want it. I just said I haven't smoked for a few weeks and it would be weird to have a president of a stoner forum who hasn't smoked in what seems like forever. lol

But yeah, I'll be your VP, gladly:sifone:

[Hilder]

helloo Mr. President.. ;)
Can I play monica to your Mr. Clinton? hahhahahaha

[TopNotchStoner]

helloo Mr. President.. ;)
Can I play monica to your Mr. Clinton? hahhahahahaShut the fuck up and get back under my desk:wink: hahaha

[Hilder]

hey, hey, hey!! You refused the presidency. I'll get back under the desk.. but only till the president is chosen.. :p

[TopNotchStoner]

I'll get back under the desk.. but only till the president is chosen.. :p
hahaha that'll work. Someone please give me some weed so I can accept my nomination without feeling like a fraud:sifone:

[warmhandedcanadian]

Were you in a coma or something? :confused::eek::D:D

I will take TNS's place if I must.

[jo_k_er_man]

fuck monica.. shes fat and ugly.. anyone wanna be my Sarah Palin?

[Hilder]

did sarah palin give head to the prez under his desk? I dont think so. I didnt say monica herself. I dont look like monica. I said Id PLAY her..

[TopNotchStoner]

We need to have both a demoCHRONIC and DROpublican nominee:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

First thing i would do as president is make public topless illegal and bottomless the required law

[TopNotchStoner]

I would immediately make it so that everyone is given a free ounce of their strain of chioce, every week:sifone:

[Eskimo101]

so far i vote tns

[TopNotchStoner]

We gotta finish this later. I'm about to get a phone call. lol

[jo_k_er_man]

Phone Sex Scandal!!!

[Hilder]

Oh, noes.. has somebody been recording our conversations!!?!? *dies* :cool:

[TheMadcapSyd]

Since I'm the only person with a quote from a president in my signature, I nominate myself for president, vice president, 435 different congress seats, and manager of Wendys

[Orsino2]

I nominate Charles Blackass?

[jo_k_er_man]

how about "pops" lol

[Stella_Drives]

well for your silly elections, i nominate bailey

shes puuurdy :drool5:

Haha, thanks Seized. I can't accept the nomination though seeing as I haven't smoked in a long while and don't plan on smoking for a long while. But I will definitely be Secretary of Sass or some title similar to that

Also, I vote for Brian.

[weedwhacker]

alright i'd go for a jokerman/TNS ticket any day

[seizedbyanger]

^they should run for real life president

i'd probably have more faith in them then whoevers running now. how could mccain and palin run this country when she can't even keep her daughter in line. shes 17 and pregnant! and shes letting her marry the dad.. that can't possibly last long.

[TopNotchStoner]

Oh, noes.. has somebody been recording our conversations!!?!? *dies* :cool:
I recorded the convos and posted a link. I wouldn't have, if I had known I'd be running for prez. haha

lol @ phone sex scandal. hahaha

[TopNotchStoner]

Haha, thanks Seized. I can't accept the nomination though seeing as I haven't smoked in a long while and don't plan on smoking for a long while. But I will definitely be Secretary of Sass or some title similar to that

Also, I vote for Brian.I'm sure we could find something for you to do. Maybe you could be responsible for mailing out everyone's complimentary OZ's every week, since you stopped smoking and obviously wouldn't be skimming off the top. haha

[broony]

I think we need an election.

Nominate your candidates here! The election will be held in a seperate polling thread.

:)

horrible idea.

[orison319]

mr president we are about to get bombed on some russian pearl, what are we gonna do mr president..

mr president says... GET STONED..

[†ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg]

I RULE YOU ALL!!!


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[Captain Cannabis]

Whats up with all of the people who get nominated not smoking weed? lol

I guess I nominate Captain Cannabis since we need to have more people :D

*prepares to get ass handed to self*

[Nugzofdachron]

If we want a leader with and iron fist we need Joker
If we want Xanax we need TNS

[Tommy1The1Cat]

Complimentary bevarage anyone?

[edd.excessive]

TopNotchStoner... damn this peer pressure.

[DroneLore]

I would immediately make it so that everyone is given a free ounce of their strain of chioce, every week:sifone:

[/thread] winnar!

[Subliminal89]

TNS ftw then!

[Nugzofdachron]

Damn an ounce each. How u gonna afford that TNS

[DroneLore]

Free weed; a tax initiative I can get behind.:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

Damn an ounce each. How u gonna afford that TNS


Pipe dreams i tell ya!

[Mother's Love]

I don't stand for change, I stand for the continuing awesomeness of the HF Stoners Lounge!

lol, i don't know.

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator" ~the asshole waste of oxygen

[TopNotchStoner]

Damn an ounce each. How u gonna afford that TNSI am sure there are plenty of growers who wouldn't mind offering their services, with the promise of government compensation:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

I am sure there are plenty of growers who wouldn't mind offering their services, with the promise of government compensation:sifone:

so you mean the government will just go broke for having pay growers so to hand out millions of ounces of weed for free.... thats great..

While Mr. TNS here wants to run our Forum economy into a 3rd world wish it was as rich as somolia.. i here by make the purchasing and growing of marijuana legal.. if you are to own anything more than a lb it will be stamped and taxed accordingly.. anything under a lb is legal to distribute without a license.. getting caught by an undercover for pricin your shit above regulated costs.. $20-1/8... $150oz.. will be severely punished and will be restricted to selling shake off the marijuana assembly floors at $500/oz.. all profits go twords rehibilitating greedy fucks.. if.. you cannot afford weed.. you may goto the local unpackedbowl office and apply for government help.. but you will be required to fill out applications once a week for jobs.. if that job accepts you.. you must accept or your funds will be terminated and blacklisted from ever getting free weed again you lazy fuck.

[TopNotchStoner]

so you mean the government will just go broke for having pay growers so to hand out millions of ounces of weed for free.... thats great..

While Mr. TNS here wants to run our Forum economy into a 3rd world wish it was as rich as somolia.. i here by make the purchasing and growing of marijuana legal.. if you are to own anything more than a lb it will be stamped and taxed accordingly.. anything under a lb is legal to distribute without a license.. getting caught by an undercover for pricin your shit above regulated costs.. $20-1/8... $150oz.. will be severely punished and will be restricted to selling shake off the marijuana assembly floors at $500/oz.. all profits go twords rehibilitating greedy fucks.. if.. you cannot afford weed.. you may goto the local unpackedbowl office and apply for government help.. but you will be required to fill out applications once a week for jobs.. if that job accepts you.. you must accept or your funds will be terminated and blacklisted from ever getting free weed again you lazy fuck.No dude. We will not go broke. You forget that we would also be able to export marijuana to other countries, which is how we will fund our grow-ops, but our citizens will always smoke for free:sifone:

[TopNotchStoner]

LOL @ unpackedbowl office. hahahaha

[TopNotchStoner]

Also, I would export hella snack cakes produced by our stoners and our country will be wealthier than ever:sifone: We may even give Little Debbie a government contract and they can do the legwork:D

[jo_k_er_man]

Also, I would export hella snack cakes produced by our stoners and our country will be wealthier than ever:sifone: We may even give Little Debbie a government contract and they can do the legwork:D


ooo.. dont forget switzerland and that cute lil swiss miss that makes amazing hot chocolate

[jo_k_er_man]

PS: where would you export to.. its not like marijuana is legal everywhere except the states lol

[Nugzofdachron]

We would export everywhere, we gotta get bud to those in need! We would need some sneaky packaging

[TopNotchStoner]

ooo.. dont forget switzerland and that cute lil swiss miss that makes amazing hot chocolatehahahaha hell yeah dude. The possibilities are endless.

And yes, we would distribute our government-grown marijuana everywhere. We would have representatives in all countries who would be responsible for distributing our marijuana on the streets of said countries, sending most of the profit back to our country, and they would keep a designated amount of the money and bud for themselves as payment. They may get arrested or whatever, which is why we would make sure to find people who are down for the cause and realize that sacrifices have to be made for the betterment of our country:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

and if the countries tell you to leave? are you gonna pull a bush and pull some reason out your ass to stay?

[TopNotchStoner]

and if the countries tell you to leave? are you gonna pull a bush and pull some reason out your ass to stay?They wouldn't know our reps were in their countries. Our representatives would appear as regular street dealers or large-scale traffickers, depending on how quickly they progress. The scale of our representatives' individual operations would be similar to military ranks, and they would have to work their way up to larger quantities and we would have research analysts that would be responsible for finding the best way for our representatives to distribute marijuana in whatever country they are delegated to. We would have people to help our representatives set up fronts, if required, so they could more safely distribute our marijuana. We would also have a base in each country for grow-ops and the profits would be handled in a way that our stoner nation will benefit and our employees would be compensated for their work.

[jo_k_er_man]

I still think free weed is a horrible idea.. if you want free weed.. work for it.. sign up for the marijaunines today... doctor? enlist in the our-me and be part of the H*A*S*H.. free things create lazy white trash

[TopNotchStoner]

hahahaha H*A*S*H. lol Free weed means we have more money to spend on other shit, and we will all still have to work for our money and keep the rest of the economy healthy. There will still be doctors, farmers, stores, etc, and all of those things require people to work, so there will not be lazy fuckers. Lazy fuckers will be sent to Canada. hahaha

[jo_k_er_man]

no there's not technically.. i mean you'd be subsidizing all these people that grow weed so that you could give away free weed.. meaning the government is paying these people to grow.. and givin it away for free... meaning there is no money back into it.. just an expense.. how bout IF you are a tax paying citizen.. you are obligated to an 3lbs a year.. you can either be given it in a lump sum.. meaning it will be taxed.. or you can receive it monthly(oz a month).. tax exempt.. so long as your stash does not exceed 1lb.. at any time... in which then it will need to be taxed.. you need more you're greedy.. and if you're greedy.. you can pay then for more..

[jo_k_er_man]

All cities must either ring a bell or have some sort of siren for the 4:20 alarm
All businesses public/private must give people a 15min break at 4:20 every working day
April 20th will now be recognized as a National Holiday..
Flag colors will be white and green with 50 marijuana leafs

[TopNotchStoner]

That actually sounds like a good idea too. We should combine our efforts and create a policy that is best for everyone who does their part.

[jo_k_er_man]

Yes! we shall be bi-partisan! in a world where Demochronics and Dropublicans can get together as one

[TopNotchStoner]

Also, 3lb per per year would only average out to about 4oz per month, give or take, which simply would not suffice. We'd need at least 8oz per month, if not more.

[jo_k_er_man]

oh shit.. haha.. n/m 3lb a year.. my math was a lil off.. 1 lb a year.. thats an ounce and a quarter roughly a month..

[TopNotchStoner]

Yes! we shall be bi-partisan! in a world where Demochronics and Dropublicans can get together as oneDamn right. We'll figure out all of the logistics, in time.

[jo_k_er_man]

And how about a Dro-come tax return.. where anything over the 1.33oz a month.. at the end of the fiscal year.. you can file to get back a certain % of taxes paid into the state and federal for money spent on ganja

[TopNotchStoner]

oh shit.. haha.. n/m 3lb a year.. my math was a lil off.. 1 lb a year.. thats an ounce and a quarter a month..hahaha That would not work either. haha I'm thinking 12lb per year. That averages is out to around a 1/2oz per day, give or take, which is perfect:sifone:

[TopNotchStoner]

And how about a Dro-come tax return.. where anything over the 1.33oz a month.. at the end of the fiscal year.. you can file to get back a certain % of taxes paid into the state and federal for money spent on ganjahahahaha I like the way you think. Disregard my 12lb per year post. I'm just being overly potheaded:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

hahaha That would not work either. haha I'm thinking 12lb per year. That averages is out to around a 1/2oz per day, give or take, which is perfect:sifone:

yea.. for you and me.. but not everyone.. i mean.. not everyone is a professional smoker.. otherwise we'd have more candidates LOL.. ounce a month.. thats more than some of these kids see in two months...

[TopNotchStoner]

Whichever one of us is elected, the other shall be appointed as the Secretary of Ganja Treasury:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

Also.. pharmaceutical companies will now only produce Adderall, Alprazolam, Diazepam, Clonazepam, Oxycodone and Hydromorphone.. if none of these can help you.. then whatever.. DXM will be destroyed.. pulled off shelfs and banned.. along with any other otc that may be concidered recreational.. we don't need a country full of brainfried idiots

[TopNotchStoner]

yea.. for you and me.. but not everyone.. i mean.. not everyone is a professional smoker.. otherwise we'd have more candidates LOL.. ounce a month.. thats more than some of these kids see in two months...hahaha that's true. I'm starting to feel like an amateur smoker again, myself. It's been about 3 weeks since I smoked. I'll be back in the swing of things when I get a new job though:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

what happened to the other job.. must've missed the story

[TopNotchStoner]

Also.. pharmaceutical companies will now only produce Adderall, Alprazolam, Diazepam, Clonazepam, Oxycodone and Hydromorphone.. if none of these can help you.. then whatever.. DXM will be destroyed.. pulled off shelfs and banned.. along with any other otc that may be concidered recreational.. we don't need a country full of brainfried idiotsGood move. Also, wide-scale LSD production will be re-established and shrooms will be widely cultivated and processed into chocolate bars for mass distribution:D

[TopNotchStoner]

what happened to the other job.. must've missed the storyIt was shitty as hell, so I quit. They were only working me 20 hours PER WEEK and only paying me $7 per hour to clean all of the dishes and also clean the entire hotel. I was severely unappreciated there, so I said fuck it and walked out. I should've waited until I found another job though, because it's nearly impossible to find a job in GA right now.

[jo_k_er_man]

yes.. LSD, fungus and other psychedelics will be used in therapy sessions.. prescribed when needed.. available LSD will be OTC in lower doses... legal to cultivate/harvest/use any psychedelic plant.. Asprin/Tylenol will be replaced by bottles of medical marijuana that has been breeded exactly for that aliment.. also available OTC..

At the age of 15 you can get your Provisional Smokers License.. you are allowed to smoke marijuana legally but are unable to purchase it... at 18.. you will renew your card once showing valid diploma or GED in which you will be given your normal Smokers License in which you are now legally able to purchase marijuana at any dispensary/headshop

[jo_k_er_man]

It was shitty as hell, so I quit. They were only working me 20 hours PER WEEK and only paying me $7 per hour to clean all of the dishes and also clean the entire hotel. I was severely unappreciated there, so I said fuck it and walked out. I should've waited until I found another job though, because it's nearly impossible to find a job in GA right now.

shitty.. yea i would have held it out til i at least found somethin else..

[TopNotchStoner]

yes.. LSD, fungus and other psychedelics will be used in therapy sessions.. prescribed when needed.. available LSD will be OTC in lower doses... legal to cultivate/harvest/use any psychedelic plant.. Asprin/Tylenol will be replaced by bottles of medical marijuana that has been breeded exactly for that aliment.. also available OTC..

At the age of 15 you can get your Provisional Smokers License.. you are allowed to smoke marijuana legally but are unable to purchase it... at 18.. you will renew your card once showing valid diploma or GED in which you will be given your normal Smokers License in which you are now legally able to purchase marijuana at any dispensary/headshop
That's fookin magnabulous dude. haha

One thing I would like to see happen is the availability of prerolled marijuana cigarettes and cigars that can be bought in packs, instead of tobacco.

[jo_k_er_man]

Provisional Smokers will be eligible for Amendment CDXX "Free Weed For Everyone"
A) You have a job in which taxes are paid in and regularly attend school and uphold a GPA of at least 2.0
B) You attend school regularly and uphold a GPA of above 3.8

Failed classes or a GPA below 2.0 will result in suspension of your License and can be reapplied for after 30 days of the violation

[TopNotchStoner]

shitty.. yea i would have held it out til i at least found somethin else..
I would have, but since my license is suspended, it was costing me more money than I was making to pay for gas money so I could get back and forth to work. My grandmother was having to drive me back and forth everyday, so she was having to drive about 120 miles everyday to drive me back and forth to work, and with the gas prices like they are, it wasn't really worth keeping the job long enough to find another job.

[jo_k_er_man]

That's fookin magnabulous dude. haha

One thing I would like to see happen is the availability of prerolled marijuana cigarettes and cigars that can be bought in packs, instead of tobacco.

All cig companies are totally in on this shit.. they will be making pre-rolled marijuana cigarettes and cigars.. chewing marijuana.. and pipe marijuana.. only down fall is these companies want lots of production with little expense.. marijuana will be found at gas stations.. but it will be of lower quality

[TopNotchStoner]

hahahaha dude you need to send some of these ideas to congress. lol If they saw the way it COULD work, maybe they'd be more likely to legalize:sifone:

[jo_k_er_man]

rofl

[TopNotchStoner]

Yeah they wouldn't go for it. haha The bastards. We should just start a giant coup and take over the country, then rebuild the government with the set of stoner policies we have compiled:sifone:

[skierdood]

Alot of it also has to do with alcohol lobbyists being deathly affraid competition

[TopNotchStoner]

All cig companies are totally in on this shit.. they will be making pre-rolled marijuana cigarettes and cigars.. chewing marijuana.. and pipe marijuana.. only down fall is these companies want lots of production with little expense.. marijuana will be found at gas stations.. but it will be of lower qualityThey would also probably put nicotine in the weed. Shitty.

[jo_k_er_man]

cigaweeds

[skierdood]

Before its legalized they would prolly find some alternate chemical to lace it with that is detectable in your bloodstream for X amount of hrs so they can test if you are under the influence as well.

[TopNotchStoner]

Yeah I'm sure they would find a way to do that shit.