Take the Death Test [Archive]

Tamee

09-18-2004, 09:27 PM

here (http://community.sparknotes.com/death/)
Here are my results:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull_tv.gif
Tuesday, February 10th 2043
At the tender age of 57 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Contagious Disease (22%)

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Alcoholism (10%)

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Alien Abduction (7%)

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif "Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)

Other fascinating statistics:

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif 19,299,890 people have taken The Death Test.

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif Of those, 57% were female and 43% were male.

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif The average life expectancy of test takers is 65 years.

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif 70% of test takers have hairy nipples.

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif 9% have had team sex.

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif 4% work in the adult entertainment industry.

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull.gif And 7792 people claim to have leprosy.

underground04

09-19-2004, 04:22 PM

apparently im gonna die at 62 on march 19, 2052

Butters

09-19-2004, 10:39 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/skull_tv.gif
Tuesday, January 26th 2066
At the ripe old age of 79 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Drowning (7%)
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif "Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)

Woohoo! :)

Frog_On_Ice

09-21-2004, 09:04 AM

Monday, June 18th 2040
At the tender age of 54 years old.

Bugger I was sure I would live longer :)

stoner

09-21-2004, 11:16 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, August 8th 2043
At the tender age of 60 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Alcoholism (12%)
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Horrible Accident (8%)
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif "Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/death/cap_right.gif Suicide (3%)