the Stress Test

[Tamee]

take it (http://community.sparknotes.com/stress/)
Here are my results:
You might want to sit down...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/caffeine.gif
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 17% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22% http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_left.gif http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gif http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_on.gif http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gif http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_right.gif 26% better off than you — 5% like you — 69% worse off than you

Interestingly enough...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Women are MORE stressed than men.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Ladies average 22% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 20% have bacne.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[waterlily]

You might want to sit down...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/caffeine.gif
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 22% )))
—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22% http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_right.gif53% better off than you — 5% like you — 42% worse off than you

[LuxLisbon]

I did it and got 19%. Guess were all chilled folk here, huh?

[the_dude]

i got 11%.

damn im realxed. that was under the average. apparently i should get a job.

[Social_Stoner]

28%

80% are better off than you

[malachi]

37%...shouldn't be operating heavy machinery, but I seriously doubt that I should be operating heavy machinery even if I wasn't slightly stressed.

[joelzkitten]

I got 20% EVEN WITH having had an orgasm about 1/2 an hour ago :(

[*Doormouse]

You might want to sit down...

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 15% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


17% better off than you — 4% like you — 79% worse off than you
hmmm,

life and love

[HappyHaHaGirl]

68% of the world is better than me... :( But 28% is not. :D I'm gonna go get off and see if that makes things any better.

[BraveSirRubin]

((( 15% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

[Kitaro]

I GOT FREAGGIN 9%

HA! :D :p

I'm only 15, though teehee

[malachi]

I'm winning! Or maybe loosing. :P

[TrippinBTM]

I got a 14% Not bad. :) Did question 56 annoy anyone else? "Do things that do not pertain to you, like world peace, bother you?" How does world peace not pertain to me?

[StonerBill]

i got 13.

i want a job too! lol

[Duckie]

The questions on this thing sort of frighten me..."do you eat your young?" "Are you dying?" Oh dear...anyway...I got a 12% yay me.

[purplehze]

i got 31% dam exams and forms for apllying to uni's, but it seys im lazy and a simpleton, oh dear id better not put that on my personal statement for a uni. hehe

[environmental_junkie]

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 35% ))).....

[FallenFairy]

You might want to sit down...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/caffeine.gif
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 18% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22% http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_right.gif30% better off than you — 5% like you — 64% worse off than you

Interestingly enough...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Women are MORE stressed than men.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 20% have bacne.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[juicy_redgirl]

I got 35%.

[Cadenceflower]

You might want to sit down...

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 9% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


3% better off than you — 2% like you — 96% worse off than you

[angelique]

i got 17%, yay me.

[_ian_]

((( 43% )))
—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

99% better off than you — 0% like you — 1% worse off than you

hmm =/

[Jennyjenkins]

You might want to sit down...
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 32% )))
—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

88% better off than you — 2% like you — 10% worse off than you
Interestingly enough...

[shinta]

http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/caffeine.gif
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 15% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22% http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_right.gif16% better off than you — 4% like you — 79% worse off than you

Interestingly enough...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Women are MORE stressed than men.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 20% have bacne.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[roly]

You might want to sit down...

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 27% )))
—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


76% better off than you — 4% like you — 21% worse off than you
Interestingly enough...

Women are MORE stressed than men.
Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
53% of test-takers bite their nails.
20% have bacne.
And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[MysticSnowcone]

13% Baybee!!!

[cerridwen]

cool :) online tests are fun... I'm emailing that one.... here are my results btw:


You might want to sit down...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/caffeine.gif
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 12% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22% http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_left.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_on.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/bar_off.gifhttp://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/cap_right.gif6% better off than you — 3% like you — 91% worse off than you

Interestingly enough...
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Women are MORE stressed than men.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif 20% have bacne.
http://img.sparknotes.com/graphics/content/sparktests/stress/wee_mug.gif And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[guitarslinger]

You might want to sit down...
http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/caffeine.gif</IMG>
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 23% )))
—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...

Worldwide Stress Average: 22% http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/cap_left.gif</IMG>http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/bar_off.gif</IMG>http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/bar_on.gif</IMG>http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/bar_off.gif</IMG>http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/cap_right.gif</IMG>57% better off than you — 5% like you — 38% worse off than you

Interestingly enough...

http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/wee_mug.gif</IMG> Women are MORE stressed than men.
http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/wee_mug.gif</IMG> Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/wee_mug.gif</IMG> The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/wee_mug.gif</IMG> 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/wee_mug.gif</IMG> 20% have bacne.
http://img.sparknotes.com/figures/3/3670baff25e3a00f2c13bb35a400d307/wee_mug.gif</IMG> And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

[peacelovebarefeet]

18%

woooooooooot

[Professor Jumbo]

woohoo!! 11% for me.

[artful_dodger]

34%.

The "worrying about things that dn't pertain to me" question did irk me, a bit, but really... that kind of consciousness is something that I recognize as a source or stress, at times. They could have phrased it better, but the point stands.

Some of the questions did make me laugh: "Is anything around you on fire right now?" Wonder how that kicks up the recorded stress level, lol....