IM FUCKING dead

[SKD]

I just ran my car through my garage DOOR! I thought I hit the break, but I guess not.

[jo_k_er_man]

I just ran my car through my garage DOOR! I thought I hit the break, but I guess not.

damn duder.. i remember when i was like 19 i ran my dynasty through someone elses garage door.. my breaks blew out as i pulled in a driveway

[skami2]

damn man. That sucks ass. Start saving dude.

[Soundtrack]

lol that is a little bit funny though.


so classic.

[jo_k_er_man]

he dont have to start saving anything.. home owners insurance will cover the damages..

[Rumpleteazer]

Yeah that is pretty classic, but good luck man.

[SashaK]

Damn are you okay?

[SKD]

I'm fine, I was a foot away from the door, just trying to get closer. Then I hit the gas instead of the breaks.

I told my dad I opened it, and it just broke itself with a wire snapping. BUT I called the repair service and told them what really happened, and I hope they don't tell my dad.

[SashaK]

Hopefully, man im sorry i almost hit the side of my house to thinkin i was pushin the brakes

[PeaceAndRasta]

i remember it happened to my friend the same thing, and the worst was that he didnt have a license or a permid and it was his brothers car which he was out for college. he was parking in the drive way, and he put it on N instead of parking, and the car was going down the drive way, so he put on drive and flew into the garage door...

[skullkidnate]

Damn, this guy needs to hurry up so I can convince him not to tell my dad. What was I thinking telling them the real story!!!!??!?!??!

[marksup123]

damn. the day after i got my permit i backed up about a foot over the sidewalk into my neighbors yard. my mother flipped shit.


but, that same neighbor actually did the exact same thing you did nate.

lololol

[skullkidnate]

The repair guy said since we have a wood garage door, it will be 400 to replace 1 of 4 panels. So we are just going to have to buy an insulated metal one for 1000. FUCK

[newradicalface]

Holy fucking shit, you are fucked, sorry man.

[marksup123]

sendearnings.com


XD

[skullkidnate]

Holy fucking shit, you are fucked, sorry man.

Yea it was soo fucking dumb too. Just the fact that I wanted to get closer to the garage, and then instead of pushing the break, my sandal got the gas.

[weedwhacker]

i feel for ya man...

same thing happened to me except I hit the break at the last minute and barely pushed the door of its track, which was easily fixed

are you going to have to pay for it?

[Subliminal89]

oh snap! that sucks so much. i thankfully have never done that.... yet.

[newradicalface]

Not as bad though as my aunt severely fucking up her GMC Denali when she broke her garage door, and the rest of it fell on the hood. It was fucked up.

[Vapemaster]

teach her to buy an oversized SUV^ Unless you are a contractor you have no need to be driving a gas guzzler around.

[skullkidnate]

I won't have to pay for it unless my parents find out that it is my fault. lol.

My friend called me saying they were offered weed at mcdonalds. LOL They bought 60 dollars worth of "dro" for 20. Hahaha. I told them to come over, I get in the car and they have 3 nics of schwag. hahahha.

[hippy i am]

Some friends are dumb sometimes. Who can mistake hydro for schwag?! :rolleyes:

[Sunny Jim]

Some friends are dumb sometimes. Who can mistake hydro for schwag?! :rolleyes:

Some friends are dumb all the time...

[Smoking420Buddha]

Yea it was soo fucking dumb too. Just the fact that I wanted to get closer to the garage, and then instead of pushing the break, my sandal got the gas.

i never thought u to be a sandal guy nate but damn that sucks and didnt you just get your license hope your dad doesnt take it..

[hippieatheart]

ya big dummy :D

[skullkidnate]

He won't take my license or my car as long as he thinks it happened itself.

[hippieatheart]

did you talk to the repair man about not telling your dad?

[i_need_a_miracle]

At least Nate has normal sized ears.
Now, if Brian had done something like this...
It would have been all over the ten o'clock news.

[Astrofabrical]

Nate has double earlobes. I remember this because in 8th grade bio we each had to pick a genetic trait and try to guess what person had what trait. And yeah, nates was double earlobes...

[i_need_a_miracle]

I stand corrected. :D

[skullkidnate]

1 double ear lobe. lol

[i_need_a_miracle]

Oooh, I stand even more corrected. Sigh.

[DroneLore]

sendearnings.com


XD

Is that site legit? Maybe I should sign up..

[i_need_a_miracle]

I wouldn't do it, lol. More phishing. More spamming.
Haven't you learned anything, maaaan?

P.S. What's your name so I don't have to keep calling you "man".

[hippieatheart]

what the hell is a double earlobe?

[skullkidnate]

Lol, my left ear, has 2 ear lobes. Like take your earlobes, and make a split in it. It's only visible from the side, or if I lift my ear up.

[hippieatheart]

whoaa cool.

[i_need_a_miracle]

what the hell is a double earlobe?
Yeah, I was gonna ask about that, but I figured I'd give my brain a chance first... to, you know? Figure it out on my own...

[i_need_a_miracle]

Lol, my left ear, has 2 ear lobes. Like take your earlobes, and make a split in it. It's only visible from the side, or if I lift my ear up.

Looks like I was wrong, too. :cool:

[hippieatheart]

haha, looks like you're on a roll today with being wrong, eh?

[i_need_a_miracle]

haha, looks like you're on a roll today with being wrong, eh?

lol. What cha mean, Sar-bear?

[hippieatheart]

lol. What cha mean, Sar-bear?

aww sar-bear haha i haven't been called that for a looong ass time.


i don't know..earlier in the thread you kept saying "i stand corrected" lol

[i_need_a_miracle]

I'll call you, that. :)
I had a friend named Sara in the second grade and that's what I called her.
Yeah, I'm going through some withdrawals right now, so my focus is pretty shifty.
And I'm not thinking clearly... I don't feel good, but I'm trying to keep myself preoccupied.
...so that I don't go crazy.

[hippieatheart]

I'll call you, that. :)
I had a friend named Sara in the second grade and that's what I called her.
Yeah, I'm going through some withdrawals right now, so my focus is pretty shifty.
And I'm not thinking clearly... I don't feel good, but I'm trying to keep myself preoccupied.
...so that I don't go crazy.

i like sar-bear! you can call me that all ya want haha
i also get called sarry a lot too.

anyways, hope ya feel better, and get focused again haha

[i_need_a_miracle]

All right, Sar-bear. I will call you that from now on!
Thanks. I'm going to need it. I feel like shit.

Ugh, but I'm smiling. Gotta keep on smiling... through the rain!
Gotta stay strong, stay strong! :D

[hippieatheart]

All right, Sar-bear. I will call you that from now on!
Thanks. I'm going to need it. I feel like shit.

Ugh, but I'm smiling. Gotta keep on smiling... through the rain!
Gotta stay strong, stay strong! :D

don't worry, be happy now! woooooooo wooo woooooo

[i_need_a_miracle]

Bobby McFarin or Bob Marley?

[hippieatheart]

marley fa sho

[i_need_a_miracle]

Good choice. But I'm gonna listen to this, as the video puts a smile on my face every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDdokE1rAMw

[wutthe4k]

this, children, is why you shouldn't do drugs and operate a moter vehicle.

[i_need_a_miracle]

Oh?

[skullkidnate]

Hahaha, I was sober man!

[i_need_a_miracle]

Lol, I had forgotten what the initial point of this thread was.
We had all gotten so off track, maaaan.

[hippieatheart]

Good choice. But I'm gonna listen to this, as the video puts a smile on my face every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDdokE1rAMw

i love this song!
rusted root is from pittsburgh pa, which is really close to me!
there are a couple festivals up in the mountains of my town and they play there every once in awhile.. my friend met the drummer up there, i think.

[i_need_a_miracle]

You think? lol
Get your facts straight, maaaan! :D

But yeahhh... I'm gonna have to listen to it again now.

[hippieatheart]

You think? lol
Get your facts straight, maaaan! :D


almost positive :)

[maxwellthebeagle]

hopefully i won't mistake the gas for the brake when i go to get my license tomorrow morning. :eek:

[i_need_a_miracle]

hopefully i won't mistake the gas for the brake when i go to get my license tomorrow morning. :eek:
I never mistake the two. Doesn't matter how fuck up I am, either. I can drive perfectly intoxicated. I find it quite a beauty. The only times I've ever been pulled over or gotten into a wreck or did something to the car on accident has been while I was sober. See? Sobriety is a whipping post and causes more speeding tickets and flashing blue lights. Stay high - you'll always fly by! :sifone:

[i_need_a_miracle]

almost positive :)

Good. I'm trying to do at least 100 posts a day, to build my post count back up again, but it's taking longer than I thought. I'm trying to reach 200 before I go to sleep tonight. Because right now, I feel like I'm in Pre-School, maaaan.

[skullkidnate]

hopefully i won't mistake the gas for the brake when i go to get my license tomorrow morning. :eek:

Lol it wasn't me mistaking it, it was my sandal getting both.

[maxwellthebeagle]

then i won't wear sandals!

[i_need_a_miracle]

Go barefoot! :)

[maxwellthebeagle]

i might forget going by how nervous i am. whatever though, everyone says its only like 3 minutes long.... parallel park, k turn, reverse, drive around town for a minute...lol

[hippieatheart]

my drivers test was paralell parking, and then driving for like 5 minutes.
easyy as pie.

[tothedome1]

i wonder if anyone has gone to a drivers test drunk before

[i_need_a_miracle]

Weird. I was able to get my yellow slip while I was in Driver's Ed in high school. And when I got my yellow slip, all I had to do was go to Department of Motor Vehicles and give them that yellow slip, pay them twenty-five dollars for the driver's license and then take the picture and that was it. Good luck, though. You'll do just fine.

[i_need_a_miracle]

i wonder if anyone has gone to a drivers test drunk before

I remember in Driver's Ed in high school, I would drive stoned. :)
My teacher never even knew. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[skullkidnate]

I just had to drive around, and park. Done.

[marksup123]

Is that site legit? Maybe I should sign up..


yes it is legit, but it takes forever.

there isn't like a big list of surveys, you have to sit there and qualify for each one. which sucks.

and the soonest you can cash out is $30. apparently it takes 2 months for the check to get to you too.


but yes. it is legit. good morning america agrees.

[Vapemaster]

i might forget going by how nervous i am. whatever though, everyone says its only like 3 minutes long.... parallel park, k turn, reverse, drive around town for a minute...lol

WTF is a k-turn?

[i_need_a_miracle]

It's another way to turn around or squeeze into a place to park. K-turns are so named because they form the letter K when you move the car.

[skullkidnate]

This is how my garage looked. Hehehe. I hit it on the left side.
http://i36.tinypic.com/166al37.jpg