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Dazed & Confused
07-28-2008, 08:36 PM
Not all of us got to be what we wanted when we grew up and some of us havnt grown up yet, but if you could choose any possible job you want what would you pick? I would be a genetic engineer.

weedwhacker
07-28-2008, 08:37 PM
CEO of microsoft

Captain Cannabis
07-28-2008, 08:38 PM
A big drug dealer.

skamikaze
07-28-2008, 08:40 PM
get paid to travel the country seeing music and going to festivals. Hell, I would even shoot photos or review them for publication

paix
07-28-2008, 08:41 PM
I teach pre-school and like it alot (most of the time) but if I could do anything at all, I'd be a singer. Put together a bluegrass/blues kinda band and tour the country......

Or I'd be a mermaid, that would be fun too. :cool:

newradicalface
07-28-2008, 08:41 PM
Fuck microsoft

If I could choose any job I would be a marijuana tester, or the CEO of Apple Inc.

weedwhacker
07-28-2008, 08:41 PM
I teach pre-school and like it alot (most of the time) but if I could do anything at all, I'd be a singer. Put together a bluegrass/blues kinda band and tour the country......

Or I'd be a mermaid, that would be fun too. :cool:

i'm sure mermaids make the best money of any jobs posted so far

JerryWobbles
07-28-2008, 08:43 PM
I'd own my own catering company, cater only to dead family, at festivals, shows! Already work in catering damn.....wtf....whos in on this? haha

hippieatheart
07-28-2008, 08:43 PM
i would want to be an explorer and go to a whole bunch of different countries to study different cultures and stuff. especially those indian tribes that are way back in the jungle and stuff.

either that or an archaeologist.

drew5147
07-28-2008, 08:44 PM
I'm gonna be a firefighter.


Ultimate stoner job, work like 2 days and get 4 off.


and you get almost 95% of your salary after you retire.

sunyatasamsara
07-28-2008, 08:54 PM
Shaman

weedwhacker
07-28-2008, 09:00 PM
Shaman

http://www.banjokazooie.info/images/characters/mumbo-jumbo.jpg
apparently you've been beaten to it

macian2
07-28-2008, 09:07 PM
i would want 2 be a big drug dealer or a medical mj dispencer or a repo man (they get 2 steal cars legaly!!!)

IMjustfishin
07-28-2008, 09:33 PM
i would be a professional taste tester like the ones you see on the food network.

st. stephen
07-28-2008, 09:40 PM
world wide cocaine and heroin supplier. theres good money in it

Johnny_Tsunami
07-28-2008, 11:51 PM
I'd like to be a movie reviewer, or do something involved with music. Or something involved with history, like millions of years ago type history, none of this humanity bullshit, DINOSAURS!!

jusdino4it
07-29-2008, 12:15 AM
I would work at a great ape sancturary in Africa.

dave666
07-29-2008, 12:43 AM
actor living Johnny depps life ;)

paix
07-29-2008, 05:00 AM
i'm sure mermaids make the best money of any jobs posted so far

absolutely, and as you can see from my other two choices, I'm all about the cash.....

jo_k_er_man
07-29-2008, 05:03 AM
Leprechaun.. i mean.. they got a fuckin pot of gold..

goodvibes83
07-29-2008, 05:10 AM
get paid to travel the country seeing music and going to festivals. Hell, I would even shoot photos or review them for publication

pretty much the same here, except i want to travel the globe not only the country [during festival season ill stick to the US :D ]...and as I am traveling I'd throw in some exotic places and take photos for National Geographic


TRAVEL, MUSIC, EXOTIC PLACES, PICTURES = happiness

and then if i had excess money id donate shit and help people out!!!! With all the rest that i wouldn't be using to buy a house with (travel baby) id find a lucy supplier and buy viles at a time, and take them to the concerts/festivals i attend, walking around sayin "doses" and anyone who seemed interested would get a few hits for free, and of the dankest lucy EVER...FREE LOVE BABY, FREE LOVE

drew172
07-29-2008, 05:11 AM
Do you have to have the skills to do it?

If not, I would pick something like photographer, or journalist, or a writer, or a professional activist...or a humanitarian aid worker...or an artist...and actor...There's so many possibilities...Alright, something that's creative, helps the world and let's me travel!

teh-horace
07-29-2008, 05:21 AM
i would want to be an explorer and go to a whole bunch of different countries to study different cultures and stuff. especially those indian tribes that are way back in the jungle and stuff.

either that or an archaeologist.anthropologist :) archaeology being 1 of the 3 subdivisions: archaeology, cultural anthropology, and physical/bioanthropology

when i first came into college i wanted to be a cultural anthropologist and go study buddhist monks in nepal

what a dream, eh?

now, i think my most achievable goal is community college professor

:rolleyes:

however, the dream job is still to be a successful short-story writer, where i'll start off getting grants to go do things and write, and then break out and getting mucho advances from big publishers to sit around, spend all the money, and eek out a much procrastinated best-seller

:D

now that's a dream

TheShow
07-29-2008, 05:30 AM
man I'd love to be a professor and might pursue the required furthering of my education after i get some more dollar bills in the bank. I'd love to be in high level education.

treehugger_92
07-29-2008, 05:39 AM
i dont know exactly what i would pick,
but if i could just have a job that...

1. i would enjoy doing and have fun with
2. be able to help others in need
and
3. still get paid decently....

i would be psyched!
that would be like the perfect job (whatever it may be)
=D

MagicMonkey420
07-29-2008, 05:42 AM
I would love to get paid to sit on my front porch and smoke marijuana and drink beer.

Rumpleteazer
07-29-2008, 05:48 AM
I would love a job where I could travel around the world and just write.

wutthe4k
07-29-2008, 06:10 AM
i'd grow medical marijuana

Stella_Drives
07-29-2008, 07:00 AM
I'm surprised no one said fluffer.

So I'll say "Professional Fluffer".

Stella_Drives
07-29-2008, 07:01 AM
Wait, I take that back and change my response to: Professional Fluffer, MD. Doctor of Fluffology. That sounds perfect.

TheShow
07-29-2008, 07:07 AM
I'm pretty sure they didn't offer a fluffing degree at my school

Stella_Drives
07-29-2008, 07:11 AM
Even if they did offer it at your school, I'm surprised you'd show an interest in such a sacred artform :)

Willy_Wonka_27
07-29-2008, 07:20 AM
LSD dealer.

best job ever.

Friends
07-29-2008, 07:22 AM
getting paid to ski and snowboard which hopefully makes me filthy rich.

Eskimo101
07-29-2008, 03:09 PM
the head shop!!

SpreadneckGA
07-29-2008, 03:48 PM
fishing guide

The Reverend
07-29-2008, 03:53 PM
world wide cocaine and heroin supplier. theres good money in itJoin the CIA :cool: