View Full Version : Insult the poster above you. Episode II
Oneness
07-13-2008, 05:46 PM
Youre a banana!
Why the hell would you restart a lousy thread like this,you moron.....and who are you calling a banana?Have you skipped your meds ....................
Oneness
07-13-2008, 09:17 PM
at least I dont still breast feed
Who you trying to fool..........I saw your other thread .............titled "How I breast feed myself with my own milk"
Oneness
07-14-2008, 07:13 AM
The term I used was "Mank."
You could try being more accurate
Very NICE sig pic............................................... ............yes,thats an insult if I could type in sarcastic font
hippy i am
07-15-2008, 12:53 AM
This is lame.
You really are from Alabama!!!
jaredfelix
07-15-2008, 12:58 AM
lame thread.
You must be a real moron to post in a thread you think is lame
Oneness
07-15-2008, 04:37 AM
Hey I was just continuing the old one, just incase someone wanted to fuck around with it again.
:tongue:
BBAD is a mongol
Just shut your trap and play along,you useless piece of leftover lasagna
crummyrummy
07-15-2008, 05:21 AM
You make string cheese look intelligent , numbnutz.
Are you looking at me????.................I cant tell if your looking left or right, BUGEYES
crummyrummy
07-16-2008, 04:28 AM
Boogerface!!!!
Oneness
07-16-2008, 04:34 AM
Greasy basketball eatin' walrus, pregnant with about 15 half eatin cheeseburgers,
ya fuck goof
crummyrummy
07-16-2008, 04:46 AM
Thou wayward spur-galled horn-beast!
Still regularly posts in his BIGGEST FAN OF CAPT KANGAROO blog
Just a daily toke
07-16-2008, 07:51 PM
lame
crummyrummy
07-16-2008, 11:36 PM
boner drinking face rider
Rides to school in the "Short Bus"
Oneness
07-17-2008, 04:27 AM
Dildo junkie
Such a geek even his "BLING BLING"is geeky
Oneness
07-17-2008, 04:57 AM
Doesnt even know what those rings are supposed to be...
Who's the geek now?
Bitch.
Theys actually PIMP.. If you knew what they were...
Too bad you dont.. and never will
No good, dog ass licking, cat piss smelling monkey ass lookin pimp wannabe
crummyrummy
07-17-2008, 06:01 AM
Damn, you Fugly.
Oneness
07-17-2008, 12:27 PM
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/bc604dba0dd101b994321b884009abcb19b95673_m.png
You this morning
YOU..............this afternoon
http://www.surfersam.com/friends/love/sign01.jpg
Oneness
07-18-2008, 04:36 AM
http://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/beardcap.jpg
You this evening
You right now
http://img229.exs.cx/img229/3315/wigger0ts.jpg
Oneness
07-18-2008, 04:44 AM
http://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/assumpreto2.jpg
Youre room
Your "Pimpin Condo"
http://www.gavas.com/Redneck%20Condominium.jpg
booklover2039
07-18-2008, 04:47 AM
http://hot-auctions.info/imagetrack.phphttp://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/assumpreto2.jpg
Youre room
lol.. who has calculators on their knuckles.. silly man
Oneness
07-18-2008, 07:31 PM
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/b83c9a9628ae4a98514cc756ac1ab2ba692010a9_m.jpg
Your Grandma
Your grandma
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_945.jpg
Boogabaah
07-19-2008, 12:26 AM
cheater! you waited until i left then won the other thread! i'm telling! :mad:
I repeatedly told you that I was going to win,but did you believe me??Noooooooo oooooooo oooo.
Typical Woman......you tell them a hundred times,but they never listen
Boogabaah
07-19-2008, 12:59 AM
:mad: i'm still cooler than you
Actually California is way Hotter............not cooler......are you really that dumb?
crummyrummy
07-19-2008, 01:03 AM
Has the silkiest shiniest hair.
oops for boogs.
BBAD, your hair looks as though you comb in in the toilet.
You finally got your 15 minutes of fame on a national TV show............too bad it was with Chris Hanson on To Catch a Predator........you sick perve...
crummyrummy
07-19-2008, 03:25 AM
I just posed as a 12 year old, you took the bait.
Secretly watches porn starring the cute little Kim Jong IL
http://beconfused.com/images/2007/10/North-Korean-leader-Kim-Jong-Il.jpg
Oneness
07-21-2008, 04:06 AM
Likes Hitler Porn
hippy i am
07-21-2008, 04:24 AM
Has a man-purse fetish with alligator skins.
Oneness
07-21-2008, 04:27 AM
Has a fetish for purses made out of rat fur
Starts a thread and rarely posts .................what an ass
orison319
07-21-2008, 05:44 AM
fuck you!!~:cuss:! get away from me dog....
Dont even try to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging. BITCH....
You.............last Hallowe'en
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h148/sarah302006/for%20opera/Funny-Halloween-Costumes2.jpg
Oneness
07-21-2008, 07:27 AM
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/f6da655870d8c16ca6ad4e5264633d189a1d85e2_m.jpg
You on Flag day
You........................Everyday
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/a9d9ddccfc790549d0f7e263ad2ffa13388fa915_m.gif
Oneness
07-21-2008, 09:07 PM
you do the dog butt drag thing
Even at a young age you aspired to be a Proctologist
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/Phenlicker/gross.jpg
orison319
07-21-2008, 11:57 PM
I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.
^weighs 400lbs and still insists on wearing speedos at the beach
orison319
07-22-2008, 01:46 AM
Dude I heard your a whispering bush... "pptf hey over here. want a bj..?""
^ Steals candy from little children
orison319
07-22-2008, 03:45 AM
steals children leaves candy.
Leaves a pile o' buttcrack hair on the toilet seat...........everytime
orison319
07-22-2008, 06:54 AM
human:p
warmhandedcanadian
07-22-2008, 07:54 AM
dipshit :)
orison319
07-22-2008, 09:53 AM
monkey
^ So stupid he doesnt know the diff between a monkey and an Urangutan
warmhandedcanadian
07-22-2008, 08:59 PM
exploits babies to give the finger to people
Exploits Orangutans to make people think shes cute
orison319
07-23-2008, 12:10 AM
http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=78762d2bc11c98fc&userQuery=for+real&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fis1.okcupid.com%2Fuser s%2F410%2F202%2F4102022445444324283%2Fmt845828024. jpg&moduleId=image_details.M.xml&clickedItemDescription=Image Details
No wait its BBAD.... just another night prowler that pounces on unsuspecting people...
^ Saves his toenail clippings in a little shot glass
Oneness
07-23-2008, 04:23 AM
Saves his toe nail clippings in a 5 gallon bucket
^Doesnt know I secretely feed him my toe nail clippings.....ground up real fine and mixed in his ground coffee
Oneness
07-26-2008, 07:19 AM
gets a taxidermist for his pets
orison319
07-26-2008, 01:36 PM
looks like chewbacca...
Has the entire "Earnest" Jim Varney series on DVD ........store bought DVD
Oneness
07-26-2008, 08:26 PM
little mongrel
hippy i am
07-26-2008, 09:12 PM
Wants to be everyone's nuisance.
Wants everyone to think she's a slut........when she's probably the sweetest little girl next door
hippy i am
07-26-2008, 09:37 PM
Well, the latter of that is definitely not true...
Fantasizes about penguins in bathing suits.
Prove it..send me pics.. Haha,I see you changed your custom user title...good idea
^Asked for an aisle seat on last flight so she doesnt mess her hair sitting next to the window
hippy i am
07-27-2008, 01:40 AM
Lol.
Um... held up a sign in Central Park that said "WILL WORK FOR BLOW JOBS!"
[quote]Lol.
Um... held up a sign in Central Park that said "WILL WORK FOR BLOW JOBS!"[quote]
__________________
^..You really shouldn't type "UM..." in your posts...........it just confirms how dumb you really are:toetap05:
Oneness
07-27-2008, 06:39 AM
pays homeless people for rides around town
That one sucks........your hello sig was awesomefunny
^Picks his nose ..........................with his THUMBS
Oneness
07-27-2008, 05:04 PM
used his grandma for a curling stone
orison319
07-27-2008, 05:08 PM
possessed by a retarded ghost.
Oneness
07-27-2008, 05:12 PM
Possessed by Santa Claus
orison319
07-27-2008, 05:27 PM
Possessed by a crackhead....... :p
Possesed by some Hindi Squirrel God
Oneness
07-28-2008, 03:24 AM
possessed by sock puppets (this should be a new game)
^ Possesed by the God of Lame game Ideas:p
nakedtreehugger
07-28-2008, 09:20 AM
possessed by evil baby... has that been said yet?
^ I saw those pics you posted earlier this year NTH:eek::eek::D
^Thinks cheezewhiz is actually made with cheese
Oneness
07-30-2008, 04:03 AM
thinks cell phones actually have cells
^Saw superman movie at young age and gave himself 12 trips to the hospital because he thought he could fly out second story bedroom window
Oneness
07-30-2008, 05:06 PM
all the chairs in your house feature an anal penetrator
LoL^ thats a sick one
^You're so broke,you dont have any chairs..............only your girlfriend has one,and she calls it the SYBIAN
Oneness
07-31-2008, 04:18 AM
doesnt wash hands after bathroom breaks while sending out christmas cards
Likes to dress up as Santa and walk around the malls in december and molest little girls
Oneness
07-31-2008, 07:24 AM
sick freak
^Took a poop on the poop deck during his last carribean cruise
Oneness
07-31-2008, 05:05 PM
all you take are golden showers
^ actually watches "the View" on tv everyday
orison319
08-01-2008, 12:55 AM
gives rosie o'donnell foot rubs...
Belongs to the American Idol songwriters Guild
Oneness
08-01-2008, 04:32 AM
Writes music for soap operas
Wanks till it bleeds..............then wanks some more
orison319
08-01-2008, 07:38 AM
saturdays child still not grown up yet....
^ Still thinks I'm 33................what a dumbass
Oneness
08-03-2008, 07:25 AM
Is really 63, and poses as 33 so he doesnt scare off the younger girls on the forums
^ So stupids that he thinks girls are remotely interested in 33 year old total squares
Oneness
08-03-2008, 07:34 AM
Insults himself...
Eats at WhattaBurger everyday with his friends....and always "forgets" to bring his wallet
Oneness
08-03-2008, 07:40 AM
cooks "chicken" at the local chinese restaurant, behind the SPCA
Thinks the SPCA actually keeps all those cats that they catch
orison319
08-03-2008, 08:13 AM
gets turned on by prostate commercials.
Oneness
08-03-2008, 05:13 PM
has heart burn of the ass
Actually related to the person who wrote the song..."somewhere over the rainbow"
Oneness
08-05-2008, 09:28 PM
Produced "Land Down Under"
^ Can always "hear the thunder"
Oneness
08-06-2008, 08:18 PM
constantly looking for an opportunity to "peep"
^Thinks Ernie and Bert were "just roommates"
http://www.thomashornevideo.com/misc/ernie.jpg
orison319
08-07-2008, 05:14 AM
molest puppets..
Nero_Designs
08-07-2008, 05:45 AM
squirrel raping sperm breath. you te-rard
^ Dyslexic typist.......................te-rard..or just plain stupid..take your pick
do0zer
08-07-2008, 06:13 AM
You are all weirdos
^ you included......dont worry ...some members here are looking for new gay friends...you'll fit in just fine
orison319
08-07-2008, 07:07 AM
sticks toy soldiers up his butt. and sings the nation anthem in the shower with clothes on..
only American toy soldiers
^Still watches reruns of Growing Pains....to catch glimpses of Leo Decaprio
farmout
08-07-2008, 01:44 PM
Has nightmares about wakin up totally neeked on the teachers desk at his old high school.... The teach used to give him wet dreams....:-)
^Doesn't realise that those nightmares are actually my fantasies (had lots of female teachers)
crummyrummy
08-08-2008, 12:42 PM
Actually gargles between vomiting and projecting the bile.
orison319
08-08-2008, 12:47 PM
hey barnacle boy who only pops in on the forum when he feel like it...;)
crummyrummy
08-08-2008, 12:49 PM
Wishes his squirell sig pic had much larger balls.
orison319
08-08-2008, 12:55 PM
has a lifetime subscription to Playgirl... ..
crummyrummy
08-08-2008, 12:57 PM
Normally, what you would call what he has on his penis, Athlete's Foot, but it ain't on his foot, and he ain't no athlete......
orison319
08-08-2008, 01:14 PM
he uses the word "normal"... hahah.. hes far from NORMAL...
not even a member of NORML.....
but a member of LOSER....
Oneness
08-08-2008, 03:50 PM
is a fuckin googly eyed bastard
^ Doesn't know the difference between an Awesome sig pic..(the vw sidecar)...and an average one..(current)
Oneness
08-10-2008, 11:33 PM
You....
http://www.emmitsburg.net/archive_list/articles/history/stories/som/photos/professer_aiken.jpg
^Still likes to cuddle with his Mother and rub her feet
Oneness
08-11-2008, 02:20 AM
you are the homeless man living in my vestibule
Thinks Batman and Robin were "SEXY THANGS"
farmout
08-11-2008, 06:07 PM
Has a secret desire to be a super hero....:-)
^ looks like this guy.......(the one on the right)
http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/acb49dea55edf6d1bb80736927ed384a.jpg
farmout
08-11-2008, 07:47 PM
I resemble that remark....:-0
BBAD has frog fingers from way too much computater time...:-)
^ Wears the absolute WORST bike shorts imaginable..........Im LMAO here
http://www.inrubber.com/zen2/images/B2126.jpg
farmout
08-11-2008, 08:10 PM
talk about a walkin talkin condom....:-)
Has black licorice breath....:-)
^ Hasn't tried fennel tea..........its good
farmout
08-11-2008, 08:34 PM
walks in his sleep to the computater & gets on hip forums....:-)
orison319
08-12-2008, 04:23 AM
licks old bubble gum on sidewalks...
^ Has booger collection on the top left side of beds headboard
warmhandedcanadian
08-12-2008, 07:02 AM
can't spell bad
^ Thinks I'm Bad?...and heres the insult.......seems to be from Manitoba
^
crummyrummy
08-12-2008, 11:29 AM
Pees sitting, still lifts leg.
orison319
08-12-2008, 12:08 PM
just pees his pants..
crummyrummy
08-12-2008, 12:10 PM
Wears immitation Crocs and brags about em
^ Still has his clothing chosen for him every morning............by his mom
bekyboo52
08-14-2008, 03:06 PM
cum whore
bekyboo52
08-14-2008, 03:07 PM
4 his dad
^ Truly young and ignorant
crummyrummy
08-15-2008, 12:11 AM
Has the odor of 10 day old road kill
Tries to order BigMacs at BurgerKing
nakedtreehugger
08-15-2008, 04:01 AM
told him he could get bicmacs at burger king
^doesnt really hug trees naked
http://aboutcalgary.ab.ca/postcard/halloween/witch_accident.jpg
Oneness
08-20-2008, 06:31 AM
Gets fucked in the ass by his dad
Oneness
08-20-2008, 07:11 AM
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/bd9d3196c04b276f8feff94f550773d677e9600d_m.jpg
You in 88'
You in 92
http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/vanilla_ice.jpg
Oneness
08-20-2008, 07:20 PM
Im wondering if there is any time longer than an hour each day that you arent on Forums Games..
.....................Not intentionaly
^actually looks like his avatar
Oneness
08-21-2008, 07:17 PM
Thats not an insult.
has a triple chin, stores food for further digestion in his second.
Chews his food sideways........exactly 98 times
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-22-2008, 04:15 AM
makes love to cheese burgers
^ Eats the cheeseburgers after I make sweet love to them
Oneness
08-22-2008, 05:08 PM
instead of bobing for apples, you bob for turds in the port-o-san at the local fair.
after I make you by giving you a swirly, cause Im a greaser
^ uses great sigs for only days......uses lousy ones for weeks
farmout
08-22-2008, 11:12 PM
secretly desires to be on the survivor game show....:-)
^ was the actual chicken farmer guy on that one season of survivor
farmout
08-22-2008, 11:16 PM
loves motorcycles but rides a schwinn instead...:-)
^ doesn't know my Schwinn has a 4 cyl Harley engine
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-23-2008, 04:39 AM
chews on his toenails for pleasurable purposes.
Oneness
08-23-2008, 05:49 AM
goes through Ecdysis
still gets his mom to drive him on his dates
Jedite83
08-23-2008, 06:32 AM
Don'r go on dates unless he pays in advance.
only dates he gets to eat are the ones he buys at the store
Oneness
08-23-2008, 04:52 PM
The only dates you get are from Prostitutes, and youve also been known to eat the afterwards..
orison319
08-23-2008, 05:07 PM
makes his own fake crack from soap and smokes it..
Libertine
08-23-2008, 05:30 PM
loves John McCain
^ Doesn't think for himself and never ever questions authority
Libertine
08-23-2008, 08:52 PM
loves George W. Bush AND John McCain
^ Too stupid to realise I'm Canadian.....and have no idea who he's talking about
Oneness
08-24-2008, 12:19 AM
had an affair with Jacques Chretien
^ Got his neck wranged on the news a few years back by PM Jean Chretien
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-24-2008, 02:48 AM
^ has a square weenie
^ Repeats insults.................and my weenies round...Its me thats square
Oneness
08-24-2008, 05:11 PM
Posting on EVERY forum game... now youre just being exsessive..
Id try going outside if I were you... Write a poem, you know.
^Tells his friends that he works at a secret job on weekends.........but he's really just serving his sentence 3 days at a time
Oneness
08-29-2008, 04:56 AM
steals from the homeless
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/picture.php?albumid=530&pictureid=6539
farmout
09-01-2008, 09:53 PM
Man that one is impossible to top....:-)
Secretly has a desire to be on a tv soap show.....:-0
Secretly collects copies of all nudie pics from hip forums
farmout
09-01-2008, 10:40 PM
has a rather LARGE imaginary friend named Bertha Butt....:-)
Named his daughter "Bertha"
farmout
09-02-2008, 01:53 AM
Likes to ride on the backs of neeked females screaming get along little doggies...:-)
^ Still owns a television with a channel tuner knob
farmout
09-02-2008, 11:51 PM
takes BBAD 4 hours and twenty minutes to watch 60 minutes.....:-)
^^ Smells like rotten cheese
farmout
10-03-2008, 07:15 PM
listens to himself talk when no one else will....:-)
farmout
10-04-2008, 12:43 AM
has a closet full of disco clothing....:-)
farmout
10-04-2008, 01:39 AM
belches and oinks like a pig...:-)
Always walks like he shit his pants
Oneness
10-04-2008, 09:06 AM
powers his house with cow belches
^^Only seems to play the threads that he starts
farmout
10-07-2008, 10:22 PM
falls up stairs when drunk and down them when sober....:-)
smells like hard boiled eggs all the time
Oneness
10-08-2008, 06:01 AM
only eats hard boiled eggs
drives a Volkswagen Thing
Irish Drunkard
10-08-2008, 12:51 PM
looks like a gargoyle in an Armenian church
Is just a drunk..........actually has no Irish heritage
Irish Drunkard
10-08-2008, 06:45 PM
is a hoser
snake_grass
10-08-2008, 06:55 PM
likes the company of men
Irish Drunkard
10-09-2008, 01:49 PM
is easily conned by a shiny object
Nifty
10-09-2008, 02:09 PM
wishes he was in an Armenian church.
snake_grass
10-09-2008, 06:36 PM
gets an erection from the site of dogs
farmout
10-10-2008, 09:45 PM
has a secret desire to be the Walmart greeters boyfriend...:-)
Oneness
10-14-2008, 07:29 AM
Bottles own farts and smells them later
is known locally as "The Skid Mark Kid"
snake_grass
10-14-2008, 11:48 PM
is going to turn into a gay male stripper
Spends way too much time here stalking all the teen aged girls
farmout
10-15-2008, 10:16 PM
likes to do back flips while walking down the street eating an ice cream cone...:-)
Dagaz
10-15-2008, 10:29 PM
Takes too many baths, more than two a year.
farmout
10-15-2008, 11:33 PM
spends too much time down in the Wabbit hole...:-)
Funkateer
10-15-2008, 11:35 PM
Loves licking asshole and states it tastes like chicken
nakedtreehugger
10-16-2008, 01:27 PM
likes to eat his dingleberries
Actually has dingleberries in her dreads
Funkateer
10-16-2008, 05:19 PM
Actually has dingleberries in the his bush
Tries to act mean and tough but we all know his user name is short for "funky mouseketeer"
Funkateer
10-16-2008, 05:44 PM
Doesnt like parliament
(thats an insult in itself)
Funkateer
10-16-2008, 08:14 PM
Still drives a station wagon :x
snake_grass
10-16-2008, 09:41 PM
take a bath
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