i would have been a nazi

[indian~summer]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...

Der Kommandant (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests//results/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test/?fromCGI=1&var_brainwashworthy=4&var_antitolerant=12&var_patriotic=11)
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test) at HelloQuizzy (http://www.helloquizzy.com)

who would have thought any different really

[emisue]

wow. I'm terrified of Nazi's.
2 biggest fears of mine: Nazi's & crickets.
I know it's weird..

what a relief, I woulda been "The everday german"
I wouldn't have helped anyone out, which is sad...

[BraveSirRubin]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 8% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1124826045.gif
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg

[seamonster66]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

[darthkacie]

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[odon]

BSR You are not allowed to make up the results yourself :rolleyes:

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic


Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[BraveSirRubin]

BSR You are not allowed to make up the results yourself :rolleyes:



Does the fact that I'm smarter and have a much bigger black penis than you bother you much?

[odon]

Does the fact that I'm smarter and have a much bigger black penis than you bother you much?

No, because you are not and you do not. YOU ARE AS THICK AS MY COFFEE TABLE. And your penis is as white as the driven snow, and would not satisfy a nat. FACT. :D:rolleyes::cheers2:

[BraveSirRubin]

No, because you are not and you do not. YOU ARE AS THICK AS MY COFFEE TABLE. And your penis is as white as the driven snow, and would not satisfy a nat. FACT. :D:rolleyes::cheers2:

No, that is not a fact, but instead a weak attempt at a put-down.

Alanis Morissettte sucks... now that's a fact.

[odon]

No, that is not a fact, but instead a weak attempt at a put-down.

Alanis Morissettte sucks... now that's a fact.

It was weak, because I did not mean it. I was joking.
See, all you needed to say is, no odon, it was real, I'd not make anything up like that. Or, yes, I did make it up, so what.
But, noooooo you had to go on the defensive and be a cunt, as per usual.

She may well suck, I can only dream. :rolleyes:

[BraveSirRubin]

It was weak, because I did not mean it. I was joking.
See, all you needed to say is, no odon, it was real, I'd not make anything up like that. Or, yes, I did make it up, so what.
But, noooooo you had to go on the defensive and be a cunt, as per usual.

She may well suck, I can only dream. :rolleyes:

Being a cunt is much more entertaining than having to explain myself to people with terrible taste in music.

[odon]

Being a cunt is much more entertaining than having to explain myself to people with terrible taste in music.

You don't have to explain yourself to me, I was just asking a question, that you have no obligation to answer.
And yes shuks, AM may well "suck", but I like her. I'm sure there are a few skeletons in your musical closet.
An 'artist' you think is fucking awesome, but infact are quite mediocre.
I've been a fan since the begining, so it is hard to get her out of my system, sue me.
The lyrics I quote are from a tune I am sure you would agree with, so she can't "suck" that badly. :rolleyes:

[silverhippy]

Nazis had no deodorant. So I don't want to be one.

Peace

[odon]

Nazis had no deodorant. So I don't want to be one.

Peace

True, but they got around that issue with a cunning plan.
http://www.michaelbradford.com/NaziPriestsSaluteHitler.jpg

[BraveSirRubin]

You don't have to explain yourself to me, I was just asking a question, that you have no obligation to answer.
And yes shuks, AM may well "suck", but I like her. I'm sure there are a few skeletons in your musical closet.
An 'artist' you think is fucking awesome, but infact are quite mediocre.
I've been a fan since the begining, so it is hard to get her out of my system, sue me.
The lyrics I quote are from a tune I am sure you would agree with, so she can't "suck" that badly. :rolleyes:


No musical skeletons in my closet.

Actually, I'm practically perfect.

[odon]

No musical skeletons in my closet.

Actually, I'm practically perfect.

Sure you are.
How is your back by the way, you perfect specimin of a man.;)

[BraveSirRubin]

Sure you are.
How is your back by the way, you perfect specimin of a man.;)

It hurts.

Even Jesus got crucified.

Sure doesn't affect my perfection.

[odon]

It hurts.

Even Jesus got crucified.

Sure doesn't affect my perfection.

Awww, poor you. My brother bought this.
http://www.hss.uk.net/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=3259&ssid=724e3adbf24fd33f0a2629d168d5e624

No pills, worked a treat.

Now back (pardon the pun) to the point.

1. No need to bring religeon in to this :rolleyes:

2. If you are so perfect, roll over to the music forum (or here) and post your current favourites.
I'll happily read through your taste in music.
Who knows, I may not mock you.

[BraveSirRubin]

Ehh... a brace seems a tad too much. I just wanna know if I can chew on some exotic root and feel better or some shit.


Anyhow... religion is extremely important in my life. I worship Jesus daily and my musical taste is governed by his grace.

I listen to a lot of Ann Murray, Garth Brooks, Paul Simon, The Temptations, Jars of Clay, Everescence, Creed, POD, Lifehouse, Switchfoot, Relient K, Third Day, and ofcourse who can forget the legendary Bruce Cockburn.

[Arlandis]

haha:


Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 67% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

[odon]

Ehh... a brace seems a tad too much. I just wanna know if I can chew on some exotic root and feel better or some shit. It does seem extreme, but it works. If you want to be all hippy about it, fair enough.


Anyhow... religion is extremely important in my life. I worship Jesus daily and my musical taste is governed by his grace.

Do you know what, you probably do and are.

I listen to a lot of Ann Murray, Garth Brooks, Paul Simon, The Temptations, Jars of Clay, Everescence, Creed, POD, Lifehouse, Switchfoot, Relient K, Third Day, and ofcourse who can forget the legendary Bruce Cockburn.

And you criticise MY taste in music.:rolleyes:
Garth Brooks!...you bloody loser. HaX100000000000000
I don't need to go any further through your list, your taste is laclustre middle of the road twaddle.

[BraveSirRubin]

It does seem extreme, but it works. If you want to be all hippy about it, fair enough.




Do you know what, you probably do and are.



And you criticise MY taste in music.:rolleyes:
Garth Brooks!...you bloody loser. HaX100000000000000
I don't need to go any further through your list, your taste is laclustre middle of the road twaddle.

Bah, you are just ignorant. You will never understand this music because you do not have a personal relationship with Christ.

Enjoy burning in hell, sinner.

[odon]

Bah, you are just ignorant. You will never understand this music because you do not have a personal relationship with Christ.

Enjoy burning in hell, sinner.

Riddle me this:
How can I burn in hell if I don't believe anything in the bible?

[BraveSirRubin]

Riddle me this:
How can I burn in hell if I don't believe anything in the bible?

The simple fact that you are an unbeliever is enough to destine you to the burning pits of hell.

[Arlandis]

Because personal belief is less than insignificant if something actually exists

[tra1lerpark rasta]

bible thumpers are the most
intolerant people in the world
furthermore i like alanis she has made some
good music over the years

[odon]

Because personal belief is less than insignificant if something actually exists

Are you seriously going to sit there and tell me there is a place like "hell", as depicted in various beliefs. I don't think so. See, with a few words it no longer exists in my universe.


If BSR is actually correct and I am going to this so-called hell of yours.
Then I think I've had good practice, as being here is hell sometimes. :p

[odon]

bible thumpers are the most
intolerant people in the world
furthermore i like alanis she has made some
good music over the years

If he is a real bible basher then I am really Alanis morissette and I rocked at the Brixton Academey at the weekend.Yes, you are right she (or I :rolleyes:) did. And will continue to make some good music. Thanks, atleast one person has some good taste.
I'm still laughing about Garth Brooks...(please don't say you like him...please)

[Arlandis]

Well its not "my" hell as I dont believe in it

But IF God existed and IF he created hell to send people there

Regardless if we believed in it or not we'd still go there

See what I'm trying to say?

[BraveSirRubin]

If he is a real bible basher then I am really Alanis morissette and I rocked at the Brixton Academey at the weekend.Yes, you are right she (or I :rolleyes:) did. And will continue to make some good music. Thanks, atleast one person has some good taste.
I'm still laughing about Garth Brooks...(please don't say you like him...please)

I am in no way a Bible thumper, yet I do have a whole lot of respect for God's word.

You should learn to respect it too. Your life is governed by it whether you like it or not.

[tra1lerpark rasta]

i read the bible
but i have no true belief
in it i respect it for what it
is a work of fiction.

[BraveSirRubin]

i read the bible
but i have no true belief
in it i respect it for what it
is a work of fiction.

...and for that you will burn in hell.

(and for being a white rasta, but that's beyond the point)

[odon]

Well its not "my" hell as I dont believe in it

But IF God existed and IF he created hell to send people there

Regardless if we believed in it or not we'd still go there

See what I'm trying to say?


Yes, I do see what you are trying to say.

[BraveSirRubin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d5WOGaYUQWg

I hope that this video inspires you.

[odon]

I am in no way a Bible thumper, yet I do have a whole lot of respect for God's word.

You should learn to respect it too. Your life is governed by it whether you like it or not.

Nagh, I don't agree with the rasta, to be fair.

That's the thing though, it is not Gods word
It is mans word.
If we really stripped it down, you would agree with me.
As much as I respect certain aspects of what is written by men (and women) thousands of years ago.
I don't think I should respect it all, as it goes against the majority of my personal principles.
According to your bible, the majority of people are going to hell.
If I am another one, fair enough.

You will be telling me next, satan is a large human type figure with horns.:reddevil:

[BraveSirRubin]

Nagh, I don't agree with the rasta, to be fair.

That's the thing though, it is not Gods word
It is mans word.
If we really stripped it down, you would agree with me.
As much as I respect certain aspects of what is written by men (and women) thousands of years ago.
I don't think I should respect it all, as it goes against the majority of my personal principles.
According to your bible, the majority of people are going to hell.
If I am another one, fair enough.

You will be telling me next, satan is a large human type figure with horns.:reddevil:

According to "my" Bible the sinner may ask for forgiveness and cleanse himself of his sins. You will NOT go to hell if you give your heart to Jesus. Save yourself while you still can.

Your personal principles have nothing to do with the universal truth. I do understand that modern day leaves a strong opening to personal interpretation of God, but the truth is that there is only one God and that Jesus Christ is his son. Jesus will come back and take us Christians to heaven, while you heathens will burn here on earth.

I am not trying to force you to see the light, I am merely trying to show you the right path in order to save your soul. Christianity has had its doubtful and violent past, yet the true Christian only seeks to help out the heathen. Jesus will spare your life if you accept him into your heart.

I am appalled at your doubt of Satan. The beasts exists and is very much alive in the underworld. Satan is the captor of sin, the aggressive perfecter of evil. The angel of death lays upon the crypts of eternity. His death skin mask is blood red, as he is born of fire. Hell awaits, south of heaven for the postmortem shiver of the sinner. Satan is the spirit of the wicked, of the anti-chirst, and of the bloodline that the war zone and exile creates. Hell awaits the sinner, and so does Satan.

[BraveSirRubin]

Satan proclaims in Revelations 22:21

"Harlots of Hell spread your wings as I penetrate your soul. Feel the fire shoot through your body as I slip into your throne. Cast aside, do as you will I care not how you plead. Satan's child now stalks the earth born from my demon seed. Hot winds of Hell
burns in my wake. Death is what you pray, behold, captor of sin."

[tra1lerpark rasta]

do you also believe in the easter bunny
and santa claus as well brave sir

[odon]

Feel better now?:rolleyes:

I'll accept this: Sheol = Non-life. So, you can go on and on about this place that has been artificially created by man, till the sheep come home. When I die I will have no life. So, yes, I am going to hell.

[odon]

do you also believe in the easter bunny
and santa claus as well brave sir

:D

[BraveSirRubin]

No, I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman.

Feel better now?:rolleyes:

I'll accept this: Sheol = Non-life. So, you can go on and on about this place that has been artificially created by man, till the sheep come home. When I die I will have no life. So, yes, I am going to hell.

This is a terrible attitude to have. You can't just give into hell... this current life on earth is just a trail... you have to realize that REAL life begins only after you die.

It can either be in heaven with streets paved of gold in His' grace, or in the fire and brimstone of SATAN'S hell.

[odon]

Alright, your god gave me free will, he also gave my soul free will and gave me a free choice, yes? With that choice I choose not to go to your so-called hell. I choose not to accept christ as my personal saviour. I choose to believe in a better thing than you or that entity has to offer me. You can get every single christian on the forum to attempt to alter my mind, good luck with that. Edit: I am a stubborn bastard (am I off to hell for swearing?).

[BraveSirRubin]

If they can't, then this sure can:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RAw0-lx1gcU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E_1Ksa5vSzQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7IHckjXjSlY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AUOpUqni0_g

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yV-3QTJk658

[odon]

I'll sort of repeat.

Oh Lord, please don't make me have to listen to heavy metal.

[BraveSirRubin]

SATAN SATAN SATAN!

SATAN SATAN SATAN!

ACCEPT SATAN AS YOUR SAVIOUR!

WORSHIP SATAN! FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS FOR SATAN!

SATAN SATAN SATAN! KILL CHRISTIANS FOR SATAN! 666, 666, 666, 666... chant with me... 666, 666, 666, 666. I WILL KILL FOR YOU SATAN! I WILL RAPE FOR YOU SATAN! I WILL PILLAGE FOR YOU SATAN! I carve thy mark in my forehead in a Christian infant's blood! 666! 666 in BLOOD!

THE ANTI-CHRIST SHALL BE VICTORIOUS! THE KINGDOM OF CHRIST SHALL COLLAPSE.

HAIL SATAN!

[odon]

I always thought you were crazy. Now I have proof ; )

[BraveSirRubin]

I always thought you were crazy. Now I have proof ; )

I am sorry, but what is crazy with worshiping the DARK LORD SATAN?


There is a strict notion of religious freedom in this modern western world. The fact that my worshiping of SATAN may offend you because of your Christian beliefs is your own fault. You need to know to be more open minded, and you should really stop spewing that bible thumper garbage. I refuse to be brainwashed by your meek attempts.

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-6qasngjbk

[BraveSirRubin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5FmyrTkKI

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PklNJ1YVPI

[BraveSirRubin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rTWocFrq5FI

[silverhippy]

Ahhh just stop it nazis just smelled bad that's all.

Peace

[mamaKCita]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGVuQhDAhRw

[odon]

Arlandis, don't you start being crazy. I think one is enough. lol.

[BraveSirRubin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-kbv4KxSq78

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS5b4PUNWLk

[BraveSirRubin]

Arlandis, don't you start being crazy. I think one is enough. lol.

Why don't you go and masturbate to some Alanis and let the big boys enjoy their death metal.

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyy1NlbR7bY

[BraveSirRubin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prp8GQv3Ym8

[BraveSirRubin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLqJ6eeJs0I

Alot less brutal... but still...

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX1iAZkSeTA

[BraveSirRubin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63iCBqm4XBM

[Arlandis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxP4BhNVU8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erhg7J2EyX4

[BraveSirRubin]

Haven't listened to that in a while.

Off I go, and leave you with this slightly corny yet amusing shit:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Grz-Kkk8jJg

[mamaKCita]

oh god. a youtube duel.

[BraveSirRubin]

Not a duel, appreciation is more like it.

You should watch the videos KC... there's some good music there.

[hotwater]

I don't think I would have made a good nazi :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJsYmK4PYE8&feature=related


Hotwater

[Cate8]

oky this actually really freaked me out.

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

[orison319]

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer?

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

That didnt suprise me the least..since Im German mostly. And a Aries..

[babyhellfire]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...

The Expatriate (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests//results/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test/?fromCGI=1&var_brainwashworthy=5&var_antitolerant=1&var_patriotic=0)
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 5% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1124826045.gif

The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test) at HelloQuizzy (http://www.helloquizzy.com)

[LuckyStripe]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1124826045.gif___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Tree-Hugger]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[stonedmonkiwana]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...


Der Kommandant


Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic



Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif

[mamaKCita]

haha. i woulda been the resistance!! nay nya! i'd have been fighting off the baddies and smuggling all you pussies out of the country to save your lives!

[hotwater]

Apparently I would have made a good Nazi, So Heil Hitler, Mother Fuckers! :mad:

Seriously though; Imagine working in the grey zone as one of the Sonderkomando’s :eek:

Imagine living on the edge of the precipice, knowing that any moment you too could join the ranks of the dead bodies as you usher them from the gas chamber to the crematorium.

Hotwater

[Cate8]

What do you mean grey zone?

[odon]

The title comes from the title of an essay by Auschwitz survivor Primo Levi. The film tells the story of the Jewish Sonderkommando XII in the Auschwitz concentration camp in October 1944. These prisoners were made to assist the Germans in shepherding their victims to the gas chambers and dispose of the bodies in ovens.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grey_Zone

Sonderkommandos were work units of Nazi death camp prisoners forced to aid the killing process during The Holocaust.

*The term itself in German means "special unit" and was part of the vague and euphemistic language which the Nazis used to refer to aspects of the Final Solution (cf. Einsatzgruppen).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonderkommando

[czarcasm]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
ITS NOT TOO LATE.

[hotwater]

The funny thing is there never would have been a Nazi Party if convicted mass murderer Michael "Mucko" McDermott was right in his assertion that by gunning down seven of his co-workers (who in his mind were former Nazis) he would have created a time paradox completely wiping out the events which led to the rise of Hitler, and the Nazi party :eek:

Michael McDermott’s Top Ten Time Paradoxes

10) The lovely resort community of Auschwitz / Birkenau


9) Dr. Josef Mengele’s complete guide to child rearing


8) The Heinrich Himmler Institute for Advanced Hebrew Studies


7) I.G. Farben's Big n’ Tall Stores


6) The Times Best Seller ‘The Fox & the Hare’ by Erwin Rommel


5) Zyklon-B the Dentists choice


4) Schindler’s list of blue chip stocks


3) The Berlin Wailing wall at checkpoint Schwartz


2) Jerusalem’s four-time incumbent Mayor Yasser Arafat


1) President of the United States – Rodney Dangerfield


Hotwater :D

[czarcasm]

if i had been dropped more as a baby i mite not be so smart and then that woudl mean the whole future woudl be different woah :O

[hotwater]

AP July 5, 2008

BERLIN - A man tore the head off an Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds' new branch in Berlin in what appeared to be a symbolic protest on the museum's opening day Saturday, officials said.

Police said the 41-year-old man shoved aside two museum employees — one of whom was assigned to protect the exhibit — and slightly injured one of them. He then ripped the head off the likeness of the Nazi dictator:eek:
Police said they arrested the man and he told them he was protesting against the Hitler figure.

The man was only the second visitor to enter the museum, employee Stephan Koch said — adding that he and a colleague had tried unsuccessfully to prevent the assailant from jumping over a table in front of the figure and damaging the effigy.
The Berlin resident now faces an investigation on suspicion of causing damage to property and bodily harm, police spokesman Bernd Schodrowski said.

Criticism
Koch said the damaged figure has been removed for now, but the museum remained open. Museum official Nathalie Ruoss said organizers would decide Monday what to do about the figure.
The presence of the Nazi dictator's likeness in the new museum led to criticism in German media over recent weeks, but defenders of the plan argued Hitler's role in German history could not be ignored.


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[mamaKCita]

i tell you, they'll have aone hell of a hard time putting a hitler likeness back up and NOT having it destroyed on a monthly basis. i mean, honestly. who wouldn't like to throw some eggs, right?

[Jaitaiyai]

i would have been a nazi apparently, because of my patriotism.

eh...

[Astrolog]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...

The Expatriate (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests//results/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test/?fromCGI=1&var_brainwashworthy=5&var_antitolerant=1&var_patriotic=0)
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 5% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1124826045.gif

The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test) at HelloQuizzy (http://www.helloquizzy.com)

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1124826045.gif___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png


Congratulation for your patriotism :)

[Astrolog]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Hippie

You are 43% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1114812131.jpg___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png
burp...

[Astrolog]

"Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana"
that even detected that I smoked joint during the test!!

[indian~summer]

after being in berlin i really really hate this joke quiz
after seeing some of the images i have seen today and hearing the history of berlin i would never be a nazi

[hotwater]

after being in berlin i really really hate this joke quiz
after seeing some of the images i have seen today and hearing the history of berlin i would never be a nazi


So you were right there in the belly of the beast.

Has Germany shot its last wad, or are they a sleeping giant about to awaken, still thirsty for world dominion :eek:


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[Arlandis]

Hopefully a sleeping giant :)

[MaryJBlaze]

ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

[indian~summer]

germany is fucking amazing, berlin is absolutely beautiful
i'm still in berlin actually :)

[Arlandis]

I wish I was in Berlin :(

[Olympic-Bullshitter]

During the Civil War they buried all the colored men together in a special place near the flats. 'Contraband' they called them: Negroes that were following the armies.

[hotwater]

During the Civil War they buried all the colored men together in a special place near the flats. 'Contraband' they called them: Negroes that were following the armies.

we're all too aware of our recent past :eek:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqh6Ap9ldTs&feature=related



http://images1.zoomonga.com/photos1/5fc07097-385a-4776-b34a-99f6f0ddb69e_small.jpeg

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[mamaKCita]

not a day goes by that it's not brought up.

[Face Eater]

Berlin + Wife = Good

[Dave_techie]

I got expat....

[Bomb Threat]

Nazi General:banghead:

[Enraged Angel]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test... The Foot Soldier (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests//results/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test/?fromCGI=1&var_brainwashworthy=6&var_antitolerant=7&var_patriotic=9)Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patrioticThe Would You Have Been a Nazi Test (http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test) at HelloQuizzy (http://www.helloquizzy.com)

[Xac]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic


Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg