The Ban game cont.

[orison319]

The same game you Ban the person before you. or after you. Or whatever.
Not really banned just pretend....

[orison319]

BANNED, Like.. I was really going to go on living normally without this game. lol..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for bathing in the blood of squirrels

[orison319]

Banned for filling up the holes on the golf course with Jello..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for changing the channel on the TV at the bar to " Knitting with Nilla"

[orison319]

Banned for having some weird log in times. When you know Im going to ban you anyways...

[crummyrummy]

Banned for going to hair stylist and asking for a "Donald Trump".

[orison319]

Banned for thinking Hydroplaning is some kinda weed.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for buying a skateboard from K-Mart

[orison319]

Banned for repeatedly pulling the cord on the bus and not getting off for stops.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for not naming a favorite Grateful Dead show.

[orison319]

:rofl:lol. Banned for making me think to hard!!! ITS NOT POSSABLE.

[crummyrummy]

There is nothing you just love listenning to, nothing that stands out?
I ban you for not loving the Grateful Dead.

[orison319]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Your killing me here....
Thunder Storm my Area right now.... Buckey Lake, 7-29 94..
http://www.archive.org/details/gd94-07-29.fob-beyer.miller.25582.sbeok.shnf
Pours down rain in middle of show...


Banned for making me CRY... We miss JERRY. But the thunder sure makes up for it!

[crummyrummy]

Banned for crying, men dont cry.
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/tattoo3.jpg

[orison319]

TEARS OF JOY MY FREIND!!

Banned for turning around when the Kommissar was in town.

[farmout]

Banned for running that red light in order to get home quicker to be able to get on hip forums.....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Banned for tormenting canadians with polka music.

[orison319]

Banned for telling Sasquatch I stole his mushrooms.

[farmout]

Banned for tormenting poor little Cicada's......:-)
(There must be a billion of them here on the farm)

[orison319]

Banned for not singing along with the Cicada's.....

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.......For Suggesting Glen "Stretched" A Page.....:mad:....Everybody Who Knows Me.........Is Fully Aware........ I'm Nowhere Near That Smart........:o


Cheers Glen.

P.S...........Methinks There Is Something Amiss With The Above Statement..........Mmmmmmmm Maybe I Shouda Givven It More Thought...:(..Yes..???

[orison319]

Banned for putting on glitter and dancing to Xanadu....

[Karmalized]

banned for too much squirrel-age.

[orison319]

Banned Cause your Nutz...

if you think thats crazy..http://www.scaryskwerl.org/foamy/nuts.html

[farmout]

Banned for singin off key while playin the piano with your toes.....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for Thumping your bass with a large mouth Bass...

[farmout]

Hey, thats hard on the strangs.....:-)
Banned for not listening to bluegrass......:-)

[orison319]

Sorry, I smoked all the Blueberry Grass...

Banned for not joining me in the session.

[farmout]

Banned for not being invisible......:-)

[*Andy*]

Banned for having a higher post count than I do...

[crummyrummy]

Banned for only using the 24 count crayolas, ignoring the other 40 colors!!!!!

[farmout]

Banned for coloring outside the lines....:-)

[farmout]

Ban myself since no else did.....:-(

[odon]

Banned for seemingly being able to reverse time (las two post times a bit iffy)

Also banned for being here 3 years and having a pitiful low post count (not the worst I've seen here - but nothing to be proud of).

[orison319]

Banned for taking Einstein back into the future...

[odon]

Banned for saying: Back into the future...
Not: Back to the future...
Or: Into the future...

Pretty much just for confusing the hell out of me, to be honest.

[orison319]

Banned for saying "we dont need no education".. instead of "we dont need education"...

[odon]

Banned for putting words into my mouth.

[orison319]

Banned for not having a bubble over your head like Charlie Brown to insert words into..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for raking muck without provocation.

[odon]

Banned for sporting a Homoerotic moustache in his photos (probably after watching Top gun).

[crummyrummy]

Banned for crashing his bicycle into a tea seller's stand.

[orison319]

Banned for hiding in your linen closet, ready to jump out and scare your cat.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for painting yourself blue and chasing girlscouts and Mormans.

[orison319]

Banned for not carrying on a carrier wave...

[crummyrummy]

Banned for loading up on carbs

[orison319]

Banned for having menopause...

[crummyrummy]

Banned for rewiring an old Commodore 64 to shock everyone that touches it at the thrift store.

[orison319]

Banned for hiding a piece of string in your secret box.

[farmout]

Banned for running backwards downhill tryin to out race an aardvark....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for moving slower than a Three Toed Sloth in a pool of molasses in Feburary...

[farmout]

Banned for takin THREE hours to watch 60 minutes.....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for holding a ducks neck real tight to test the "if they breath out their ass theory.. "dead duck".

[farmout]

Banned for pushin little baby ducks in the water....:-)

[orison319]

You have been banned from BANNED....
There was no Fucking entry in our database for your ban. Therefore, the reason for this ban cannot be automatically determined? Fuck it!. It is likely that your ISP is caching a ban intended for someone else you stupid fucker. (If your ISP is Bull Shiternet, it appears that they are categorically redirecting you to this page but I dont know why you keep Clicking the damn fucking button, you fucking asshole!!!... For the time being we are unable to do a fucking thing about this. You may want to contact them for further questions. If not go fuck yourself!!!!:)

[farmout]

Banned for failing anger management class 101.....:-)
You may go to your room now....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Banned for mailing envelopes of baby powder to the campaign headquarters of both Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama.

[farmout]

Banned for skiing on a rather longish rope behind an aircraft carrier....:-)

[Oneness]

Youre banned for slug bugging someone to death at a VW rally

[orison319]

Banned for posting a Garfield comic, Without Garfield in it..

[nakedtreehugger]

banned for stealing the garfield from the comic.

[darthkacie]

banned for stealing the comic's glass of water

[nakedtreehugger]

banned for spilling the glass of water

[orison319]

Banned for using H2O to power a Humpback Whale so you could go Humping.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for raiding the local cemetary for mothers day flowers.

[orison319]

Banned for trying to use a Static Line to get a buzz.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for base jumping from vultures row.

[orison319]

lol.
Banned for being a Puking Buzzard.......

[farmout]

Banned for flirting with that Neeked tree hugger.....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Banned for going to a carnival in stilletto pumps and and a unitard.

[orison319]

Banned for turning on all the stobe lights on the float coats so you could party like a rock star..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for painting pilots suck in infrared paint between wires 2 and 3.

[orison319]

Banned for throwing chem lights overboard at night...

[crummyrummy]

Banned for not seperating his trash.

[orison319]

Banned for raiding blue bins on recycling days to make extra cash to go see Tom Jones live in Las Vegas and throw your panties at him..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOONJzXtNSU&feature=related

[crummyrummy]

Banned for breaking into the Liberace museum and trying on all the clothes.

[Creek]

Banned For NOT Breaking Into The Liberace Museum And Trying On All The Clothes

[crummyrummy]

Banned for living under the stairs at the museum.

[orison319]

Banned for not kissing the ring of the one they call Liberace...

[Creek]

Banned For Being A Card Carrying Member Of The NRA

[crummyrummy]

Banned for crying night after night over the carton of milk he/she spillled in grade school.

[odon]

Banned for not recognising "creek" is a woman

[crummyrummy]

Banned for constantly stroking the blade of an axe while posting in the masturbation threads.

[orison319]

Banned for running around all day saying "cool whhip" "cool whhip"..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for starting a thumb war without Congressional approval.

[orison319]

Banned for entering a Thumb wrestler into the WWE...

[Creek]

Banned For Playing Rock Paper Scissors And Thinking Scissors Bust The Rock.

[orison319]

Banned for not telling your uncle if he gets a translator to make sure it speaks Batchi..

[Creek]

Banned For Knowing What Batchi Is

[orison319]

Banned for intimidating a Chihuahua in a school zone with a taco..

[Creek]

Banned Because I Said So

[orison319]

Banned because your last ban lacked Imagination...

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED......For Having A "Slightly Too Kinky" Passion For Squirrels....;)



Cheers Glen.

[warmhandedcanadian]

banned for saying cheers at the end of each post even when we dont have a drink

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED........For Issueing A Ban Before I Had The Opportunity To "Top Up" Your Glass.......................(:cheers2:)........... ..There You Go...Cheers.
..


Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/30874676.gif

Banned for not throwing in a foot rub..

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.......For What Amounts To Squirrel "Soft Porn" On A Forum Easily Accessable By Underaged Kids...:mad:.



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for cutting down fir trees for making fur coat..

[Creek]

Banned For Not Giving Me Any Sausages.

[orison319]

Banned for not having correct change for the Cap Lock meter maid.

[farmout]

banned for using a tater gun and shooting at passing bicyclists...:-)

[orison319]

Banned for being the last post winner. Till now!

[Oneness]

Banned for having two glass eyes

[orison319]

Banned for not using the Doppler effect..

http://aolsearcht.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=210c0c223e77ffda&userQuery=dopler+effect..&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-external-1.amazonaws.com%2Fwootdesigncontestentries%2FKENPA RS0NS%2FThe_Doppler_Effect-y2zoqw-d.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

[Oneness]

Banned for wearing a stack of hats regularly

[orison319]

Banned for wearing a Mining Lamp and smoking a Pipe pretending to be a Locomotive.

[Creek]

Banned For Having An Unnatural Obsession For Squirrels

[orison319]

Banned for being a chip MONK with OCD.

[farmout]

banned fer flirting with neeked tree hugger....:-)
Can't blame ya tho...:-)

[orison319]

Banned for sending gift packages of Fudge to Proctologist.

[farmout]

banned fer skinny dippin neeked in the city cement pond.....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for loading powder cement into washing machines at the Laundromat.

[warmhandedcanadian]

Banned for not watching this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CiGRpm6Tf3I&feature=related)

[orison319]

Banned for standing, facing the back wall while riding the elevator.

[Oneness]

banned for using the word FUCK, improperly. (which is very hard to do)

"The lamp fucking won't turn on"

[orison319]

Banned for having Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
as your personal ringtone..

[Oneness]

Banned for constantly text messaging like a teenage girl

[orison319]

Banned for posting Ads for McGarbage, two dead animal patties, vomit sauce, shriveled lettuce, old cheese, soggy pickles, rotten onions on a moldy sesame seed bun"

[nakedtreehugger]

banned for making me barf

[warmhandedcanadian]

Banned for brown eyes

[orison319]

Banned for making my brown eyes blue.

[warmhandedcanadian]

Banned for knowing lame songs.

[orison319]

Banned for Singing in the Rain'forest.

[Oneness]

banned for being a "hippycrit"

[Creek]

Banned For Calling Me 'Crick'

[orison319]

Banned for creaking like a old rusty hinge.

[Creek]

Banned For Implying That I'm Old And "Rusty."

[orison319]

Banned for not understanding the formula to WD40.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.......For Suggesting WD40 Would Do The Job.....:mad:......Whilst Fully Knowing.....If You Want A Lubricant That Will Stick Like S**t To A Blanket....:eek:......Then You Reach For A Tub Of "High Temp Bearing Grease".............Accept No Subsitutes.....:D



Cheers Glen.

P.S.........I Use It For All My Lubrication Needs........However I Would Have to Admit.......There Are Times When I Think...K.Y.Gell Would Have Done A Better Job.....:o

[orison319]

Banned for having NATO assist you in a game of Battleship, while playing a elderly War Veteran with severe Alzheimer's Disease.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.........For Avoiding The Complex Issue Of "Personal Lubricants".....:p



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for slipping away into the cover of darkness.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.........For Not Paying Attention To My Post On "Personal Lubricants"..........Had You Have Done So.........Slipping Away Would Have Been Soooooooooo Easy........;)



Cheers Glen.

[farmout]

Banned for gettin slick 50 all over the Hip forums web pages....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Banned for channelling the spirit of Lon Chaney at the DMV.

[Oneness]

Banned for working as a valet, and then assuming everyones car is amphibious!!

[crummyrummy]

Banned for going clubbing with the elderly and providing them X and shrooms.

[orison319]

Banned for clubbing a baby seal with a lead filled snow shoe.

[Creek]

Banned For Talking About Clubbing Baby Seals :(

[orison319]

Banned for deep frying a baby seal in hot oil from the Alaskan Pipeline..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for reducing Exxon's financial liability in the Valdez spill
http://www.homernews.com/stories/062508/news_a1_002.shtml

[Creek]

Banned For Driving A Rustbucket Deathtrap Held Together By Duct Tape And Bailing Wire That Gets 6 Miles To The Gallon.

[farmout]

banned for failing to yield the right of way to an on coming bus full of stoned hippies..:-)

[orison319]

Banned for not riding a roller coaster while in Costa Rica rolling on X.

[warmhandedcanadian]

Banned for being cute

[orison319]

Banned for Speeding in a car thats going nowhere.

[GLENGLEN]

Banned for being cute


BANNED....:mad:....For Not Realising I Was Born CUTE.....:D.....Ain't Nuffin I Can Do To Change It...............(sometimes mother nature gets it perfect)......O.K...???...http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif



Modestly Yours..;)

Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for playing :Last posts a Winner game..

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED....:mad:....For Not Realising I Was Born CUTE.....:D.....Ain't Nuffin I Can Do To Change It...............(sometimes mother nature gets it perfect)......O.K...???...http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif



Modestly Yours..;)

Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for exceeding a lubricants maximum velocity.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED........For Not Reading The Clearly Printed Instructions On The Back Of His Tube Of "Personal Lubricant".....:mad:......Which Clearly States.........IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS.......USERS OF THIS PRODUCT SHOULD NOT ONLY "CHANGE HANDS"....:eek:....BUT ADD MORE LUBRICANT WHEN EXCEEDING...100 STROKES..........:D



Cheers Glen...:)

[orison319]

Banned for propositioning offshore oil drilling so you can have your lube..

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED........For Not Buying Shares In "Offshore" Oil Ventures....:mad:.....So Glen.......And Many Millions Of Wankers Like Him.........Can Continue ..."Pleasuring Themselves"......:eek:.



Grrrrr's Glen...:mad:

[orison319]

Banned for not inventing a engine that runs on bong water.- And alien spluge..

[Oneness]

banned for making the first bird suit, which enables you to slightly hover several feet above the ground

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.....:mad:.....For Posting After The Seriously Obnoxious orison319 .............You Are Now Considered A Health Risk To Your Fellow Posters...:mad:....As Such.....You Should Cease To Post Herewith...And Report Immediately To Your Nearest Health Dept For Assesment....:mad:



Cheers Glen.

[farmout]

banned for falling UP the staircase with a full glass of good drinkin stuff in your left hand, promptly spilling it all.... Such a waste of good drinks....:-)

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED......For Getting Your Story Totally "Ass About"......:mad:......The Truth Of The Matter Was...........Glen Tripped On The Top Of The Stairs..(not the bottom)......And Then Proceded To Bounce His Way (on his ass) To The Bottom Without Spilling So Much As One Drop Of The Glass Of Champagne He Was Holding............"True Story"......Happened Many Years Ago At One Of The Best Parties I Have Ever Been To...........The Floor Below Was Packed.....And When Glen Finally Ground To A Halt On The Last Step.......He Was Greeted With A Round Of Cheers And Applause....http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif.


They Were Good Times.......:)



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for mixing Red Playdoh with Blue Playdoh and splatting it on your sunny face..http://aolsearcht.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=78787bd629bfe1c1&userQuery=Playdoh&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dinosaurswilleatyo u.com%2Fjpeg%2Fplaydoh.JPG&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

[crummyrummy]

Banned for training a group of dogs to play parcheesi

[orison319]

Banned for filing funny ?squawk reports...

United cargo jet (with female pilot): "This is my secondary radio. Is my transmission still fuzzy?
Crummyrummy controller: "I don't know. I've never seen it.".....

United cargo jet (with female pilot):This will be P-A-R/Survellance approach to
RUNWAY
...... fussssshiss..hiss.

Crummyrummy controller: United 39, is your runway still fuzzy or shaved... :D

[crummyrummy]

Banned for blaming global warming on underfed children from Uraguay.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.....:mad:.....For Settling Down In Life And Happily Adopting The Role Of A Boring Middle-Aged Married Man........:(.........................Whilst You Still Had Many Years Of "Freelance Bonking" Left In You.......http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif.......:D



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for painting your penis to look like a microphone, so you can interview retarded dwarfs at the special olympics.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED...:mad:.....For Making Public......A Great Idea.......Which I Wish I Had Thought Of First....:(...(reaches for body paint..thinking what a fantastic way to finally end the drought which i call my love life)..:(



Cheers Glen..:(.

[orison319]

Banned for burning all your Def Leppard's Pyromania cds in your fireplace to create a romantic mood for the one armed pygmy aboriginal drummer your courting.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.......For Saying I Like Def Leopard......:mad:

However ,The Rest Of Your Post Is Correct.....:o



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Banned for signing a Blind Kangaroos with very little boxing skills into the WBA.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED...:mad:.....For Demeaning Kangaroos........Whilst being Fully Aware They Posess Far Better Fighting Skills Than All The "Fake Dress Wearing Pansies... And Big Girls Blouses" That Fill The Ranks Of The W.B.A..Put Together.....:eek:



Cheers Glen.

P.S..........Tis Maybe A Good Time For Glen To Do His Famous "Dissapearing Act"...And Go Underground For A Few Months.....Agreed..??

[orison319]

Banned for having private Pool party Inside the Kool Aid mascot.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for NOT being an Elvis Impersonator.

[orison319]

Banned for not flying with Elvis.
http://www.thisgigrocks.com/pics/PhaseII/elvis2.jpg

[crummyrummy]

Banned for stuffing his ears with Cheeze WHiz.

[orison319]

Banned for terrorizing your matches on eharmony with damp paper matches.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for forgeting the lyrics to mary had a little lamb and thusly replacing any word the ends in the "o" sound with the word porno.

[Oneness]

Banned for making fraudulent posts

[orison319]

Banned for pluralizing the #1..

[farmout]

banned for upchuckin on your new keyboard.....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for using a woodchuck as a keyboard.
http://aolsearcht.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=78787bd629c669a9&userQuery=woodchuck+as+a+keyboard&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2F albums%2Fv684%2FKerriewooten%2Ffunny-pictures-polite-woodchuck.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

[crummyrummy]

Banned for shooting 13 for 67 freethorws last season.

[orison319]

Banned for really being Reymon14 alter ego on youtube.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for dancing with a donkey.

[orison319]

Banned for endorsing a postage stamp that endorses Postal censorship.

[Oneness]

banned for taking a poop on your neighbors lawn

[farmout]

banned for lurking about without any sense of direction.....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for becoming a lifetime supporter before me.:p

[farmout]

banned for failure to capitulate?......:-)

[orison319]

Banned for vexing the question.

[farmout]

banned for coaching squirlles to jam and then having your pet birds drop poop bombs on unsuspecting audience members....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for dressing your Aardvark in pants and putting ants in the pockets.

[farmout]

banned for having your ragtime quartet aminal band invade and perform at Madison Square Garden, and charging over 200 bucs a ticket.......:-)

[orison319]

200 buck? lol.... http://search.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=30c9987c0f772756&userQuery=herd+of+deers&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.aol.com%2Fjack ieseviltwin%2Fimages%2Fdeer.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

Banned for not listening to the parking attendants to where to park your....>>>

http://search.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=a956383b54c723a4&userQuery=ass&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arkive.org%2Fmedia %2F8A7DC065-9316-4620-9222-531C06AEB79A%2FPresentation.Medium%2FSomali-wild-ass-.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

[farmout]

banned for having aminal porn pics.....:-)

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED....:mad:.....For Ringing The Cops.....And Spinning Them Some Lame Story About This This "Gut Feeling" You Have ,That You And Yours Are In Some Form Of Immanent Danger....:confused:.....http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon2.gif...................................:D



Cheers Glen..

[orison319]

Banned for eating a Dairy Queen.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED......For Suggesting The "Queens" I Eat, Are In Any Way Connected With Dairy Cattle......;)



Cheers Glen.

[farmout]

banned for pileing up rocks in my pasture field :) ...:-)

[orison319]

Banned for counting testies, on a fast move herd of bulls.


With GlenGlen.:p

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED........For Not Taking The Time To Read My 5-35am Post....:mad:.

......I'M JUST NOT INTO THE BEEF (dairy) CATTLE SCENE.....O.K......:mad:



Cheers Glen...:mad:

[orison319]

Banned and band again, for really making me laugh..

Bannned for starting the catch phrase" wheres the beef".

Banned again, for not figuring out the time difference. Your time on my pc 12-35.. You shoud have said post#200.. DUH.. Your so banned:cheers2:

[farmout]

banned for makin everybody laugh, but mainly for havin way too many posts for someone so young.....:-)

[orison319]

Banned for not having a lazy ass desk job like me. < then youll have all the time in the world to make as many post as you want.

Banned both you and the Aussi beef strangler for keeping me up past my bed time..:p

[crummyrummy]

Banned for trying to breed Zebras and Tigers.

[Oneness]

Banned for waving Anti-Bush banners

[crummyrummy]

Banned for testifying before congress that Kermit the Frog was a communist.

[orison319]

Banned for bringing tribbles aboard the USS Enterprise, formerly CVA(N)-65.
http://aolsearcht.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=4f7633a19399589e&userQuery=no+ani+gifs&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scuffletown.org%2F wp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Ftribbletrek.gif&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

[crummyrummy]

Banned for trying to claim the Island of Greenland in the name of Gary, Indiana.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.......For Having A "Sig" That Any Old Fool...(me) Can Grab And Drag Anywhere They Want......



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for failing to memorize the bible in one glance through.

[BBAD]

Banned for being way too funny

[orison319]

Banned for not even being close to funny.

[Oneness]

Banned for calling squirrels "my minions"

[crummyrummy]

Banned for renting Weird Science an unprecented 357,221 times.

[BBAD]

Banned for making fun of the best movie ever

[crummyrummy]

Banned for writing bad poetry about donuts and door to door fertilizer salesmen.

[BBAD]

Banned for bumping old thread about having 3 penises

[warmhandedcanadian]

Banned for being Canadian and not offering beer

[BBAD]

Banned for using cute orangutan as avatar,no wonder Americans think we are monkeys

[orison319]

Banned for using tampons and not even having a period in your last 4 posts..

[crummyrummy]

Banned for concealing a grapefruit in a bowling ball bag.

[BBAD]

Banned for calling my package a grapefruit

And banned again for calling my favorite thong a bowling bag

[orison319]

Banned for Going to a bowling alley wearing a BANANA HAMMOCK!

[crummyrummy]

Banned for oil wrestling with otters at the old folks home.

[orison319]

Banned for misuse of Uncyclopedia, and Wiki Ask.

[BBAD]

Banned for posting in a "suck your own"thread last month

[orison319]

Banned for having another username that started the Title "Sucking yourself off".:p

[crummyrummy]

Banned for bronzing his feces.

[Oneness]

banned for wearing dental floss stuck in between each tooth

[orison319]

Banned for eating food high in iron, so you could be attracted to people with magnetic personality.

[Oneness]

Banned for making puns that didnt even produce a slight chuckle

[orison319]

Banned for not making up your mind on a Avatar. WTF you keep changing it for.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for feeding the bears.

[BBAD]

Banned for exceeding the number of posts allowed per member.........that number is craaaaaaaazy

[orison319]

Banned for not knowing all government employees are crazy.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for knowing all Government employees

[orison319]

Banned for selling top shelf tofu to the Komityet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for serving 4 different potato dishes at each and every meal.

[Oneness]

Banned for actually trying the South Park crap out your mouth thing

[BBAD]

Banned for changing avatar,sig pic and sig quote all in the same day

[farmout]

banned to protect the innocent.....:-)

[orison319]

banned to protect the innocent.....:-)Banned..
Of all of the hundreds of people who I have personally had to have been banned from here :p, just like I did, with absolutely no recourse except for a useless attempt at an appeal that I believe I will never ever read.

So, your statement "The ban to protect the innocent is for who here and not a single person here goes unbanned if they are wimppy enough to need protection.", so this is not completely accurate as it definitely is not the way it usually goes. I don't usually invite posters to use other forum games on this websites even though the Ban game Kicks ass ." Also, once banned, you're always banned unless you are fortunate enough to appeal the decision in the Last post is WINNER, which is very rare.:cheers2:

[BBAD]

Banned for making me read too much,and laugh less

[Astrolog]

test

[farmout]

banned for failing the test....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Banned for stealing Dave Grohl's guitar pics.

[orison319]

http://aolsearcht.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&requestId=25c9c9c041ff3ce2&userQuery=banned+for+picking+your+nose&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fcreoleindc.typepad.com %2Frantings_of_a_creole_prin%2Fimages%2F2007%2F05% 2F10%2Fbanned.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details
for picking my nose.

[Oneness]

Banned for still running on Windows 95 with a 28.8kbits/s dail-up modem

[crummyrummy]

Banned for having a rotary cell phone.

[Oneness]

still uses telegraph