Karma! :)

[Jaitaiyai]

Well this is my *cough*new*cough* Karma thread. :)

feel free to ask what you will....

[Peace-Phoenix]

What does Jaitaiyai mean?

[Moon_Beam]

Did you miss us? What made you come back? Does the new name come with a new personality? Are you really you? What do you think of Shakespeare, ponies, mud, tea bags being left on the side, people who put a huge cross where you need to sign (I mean is it really necessary!!) and grasshoppers?

[emelia]

What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

[Jaitaiyai]

What does Jaitaiyai mean?


Dreads. :) I will have them one day.

[Jaitaiyai]

Did you miss us? What made you come back? Does the new name come with a new personality? Are you really you? What do you think of Shakespeare, ponies, mud, tea bags being left on the side, people who put a huge cross where you need to sign (I mean is it really necessary!!) and grasshoppers?

-Yes i did.

-I came back because you missed me :tongue: And i missed you lot too. Plus i didnt really leave... so what i said didnt really make any sense.... :leaving:

-Uhh... Well I have changed alot... So i hope so.

-No, Moon I AM YOUR FATHER!! :sabres: [sound effects] pow! boom! kaboomio! TEA BREAK! slurp TEABREAKS OVER! Pyow! yowzers...[/sound effects]

-Shakespeare Rocks! I love all the plays ive read or know the story of except the Tempest. I don't really like that one. Im reading the manga version of Hamlet currently :)

-Ponies. are. very. girly. Theyre got this stereotype of being little girl stuff. You never get a guy riding a pony, its a girl or a woman or no one.

-Mud is good. Its muddy. It'll be useful for my worm farm and its good for piggies. =]

-Tea bags left on the side are good. I would think it makes the room smell like tea so you don't have to drink it. We don't have any tea bags though because my mum prefers it when its loose. It saves packaging, it does. Plus that way you can put spices in. Tea bags are wasting because you just use them once and chuck em away.

-people putting crosses where you need to sign? Well I've never had to sign so i wouldnt know but i would imagine its to hurry you up and stop you from reading through the whole document. which is bad. but it does stop you from signing in the wrong place...

-GRASSHOPPERS!! They crunch when you eat them i think. And theyre cool, i wish there were some round here, they sound nice. Chiriping away, maybe theyre really birds in disguise. Hmmm...

[Jaitaiyai]

What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!
umm... Look a flying pig!! *points*
*runs away*
:leaving:

[Moon_Beam]

If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?


A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?


Name the most recent year in which New Year's preceded Christmas


Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc are all pink. What colour are her stairs?

[Jaitaiyai]

If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? hehe, someone told me this one and i said lamp!! well im not falling for that one again! Id light the bloody match! :DA farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?uhhh 22! No wait, i mean 8 :tongue:
Name the most recent year in which New Year's preceded ChristmasNew years preceded Christmas? Well it depends which calender you're talking from because then New Year happens on a different day, besides i don't even get the question... =] But I have an inkling I'm supposed to say its not possible?Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc are all pink. What colour are her stairs? its a bungalow, it doesnt have stairs.. :D

oh yeah, I rock. :H

[Moon_Beam]

New years preceded Christmas? Well it depends which calender you're talking from because then New Year happens on a different day, besides i don't even get the question... =] But I have an inkling I'm supposed to say its not possible?
New years always precedes Christmas! January 1st vs December 25th!

[Jaitaiyai]

ohh okay, figured it was something like that but then again tis me who picks the wrong answer :rolleyes: hehe

[Finnaz]

Chocolate or Curling?

The Republic of Yemen or Plasterboard?

Tictacs or T-Rexes?

and why?

[Jaitaiyai]

Chocolate as I've never had Curling.

The Republic of Plasterboard because it sounds cooler and by far sexier. :H

T-Rexes because theyre misunderstood! T-REXES ARE PEOPLE TOO! and plus tictacs i already have, and they broke my braces... and they're not healthy. Although how healthy an extinct dinosaur is, i dunno....

[Finnaz]

Good choices them. How about....


Gregorian or Byzantine or Alpha Centuri or Cod

[Moon_Beam]

As we are doing this - Peace Phoenix or Lithium?!

[nynysuts]

Has the bastard orthodontist told you how long you have to keep your braces on for yet?

[emelia]

If there was a fire, and you could save
a) my life

or

b) A really tasty cookie

which would you choose to save?

[The manticore]

if you were the boss of the world how would you run things

[Jaitaiyai]

Good choices them. How about....
and why thank you :)

Gregorian or Byzantine or Alpha Centuri or Cod

is that one questions or two?
well assuming its one i'd pick Cod so i could save them from a life of being fried and then eaten, then digested and then .... well we all know what happens next. :)

assuming its two then I'd pick Byzantine because it has a Z in the name. And then Alpha Centuri because i dont want to pick Cod twice. :D

[Jaitaiyai]

As we are doing this - Peace Phoenix or Lithium?!

Lithium purely for his frogs. :tongue:
Although the fact i just typed tongue, after frogs is slightly disturbing :leaving:

[Jaitaiyai]

Has the bastard orthodontist told you how long you have to keep your braces on for yet?

no he hasnt :$
They'll probably be coming off in about half a year or so.
I need to make them green again, theyll match my bag :D

[Jaitaiyai]

If there was a fire, and you could save
a) my life

or

b) A really tasty cookie

which would you choose to save?

you. Then you could become my slave and owe your life to me. You would have to do everything i say and I'd make you bake me TWO really tasty cookies.... BWAHAHA!

[Jaitaiyai]

if you were the boss of the world how would you run things

uhhh... Im not sure. :&

I'd get me a director type chair BUT it's say Boss on it.
I'd probably try to get rid of some taxes and demolish all the twiffs in parliment.
Id also change the spelling of parliment to parlemente. Just to be arkward.

[Peace-Phoenix]

Would you like to be famous, and if so for what?

[Jaitaiyai]

I used to... I still wouldnt mind but for a different reason. And not very famous. Just so a few people know my name.

Originally I used to want to be famous for acting. Then art. Then guitar. Then art again.


Now design :)

[Jaitaiyai]

umm.. any more questions??

[emelia]

umm.. any more questions??

Would you rather loop a hoop or woop at soup? Give reasons for your answer.

[Jaitaiyai]

Would you rather loop a hoop or woop at soup? Give reasons for your answer.I would rather woop at soup because looping hoops is not only a cliche, but if you get the big hoops mixed up with hoop earrings then there could be some very nasty accidents. :O

But Wooping at soup is completely safe (unless its hot soup) and if I'm really good, I'll become a yodeller. :cool: I'll get a hat and some green clothes and go to mountains riding goats. :D

EDIT: I feel disappointed now that I cant woop at soup.:(

[verseau_miracle]

Whats a smartie party?

[Jaitaiyai]

*gasp*
You dont know?

Its when a guy licks a smartie out of a girls vagina and I think it melts.
It can be done with all manners of different chocolatey sweets.
For more details/a clearer definition see the urban dictionary.

[nynysuts]

I thought it was what smarties did when it was their birthday :eek:

No really, I did :leaving:

[Jaitaiyai]

I thought it was what smarties did when it was their birthday :eek:

No really, I did :leaving:I lol'd.

but thats actually quite sweet.

[lithium]

What would you do if a semi-naked Noel Edmonds was running at you with a pointed stick?

[Jaitaiyai]

I'd change into my pirate crime fighting alter ego AWESOME-O :cool:

By the time he got to me, I'd have charged him with various acts of pedophilia, indecent exposure, attempted murder and murder to various bugs he squished while running.

After that JUST SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE MAN my crime fighting sidekick, would spread the word and before Noel Edmonds would even be able to get to me, he'd be arrested and taken away to prison, or guantanamo bay (sp). Whichever works for them.

[Quoth the Raven]

If your alter-ego is AWESOME-O, who's your arch-nemesis?

[nynysuts]

Ooh, on the note of martie parties, guess what our end of year party in the common room was called :eek:

[Jaitaiyai]

Ooh, on the note of martie parties, guess what our end of year party in the common room was called :eek:SEX BOMB!

sex bomb sex bomb.. you're my sex bomb, baby you can turn me on. :cool:

[Jaitaiyai]

If your alter-ego is AWESOME-O, who's your arch-nemesis?So far, I havent aquired one but I am advertising for one.

and on that note, Would anyone here like to be my arch-nemesis?

[lithium]

Ooh can I, can I?

[Jaitaiyai]

Whats your arch nemesis name?