Anglo Saxon Swear Words

[Claire]

OK...

Who gets offended by the word "Cunt" and why?

I know a lot of people do... so just wondered:confused:

[JOsie]

i don't....

i much prefer the word cunty tho...it's just better...

[Claire]

I like the humerous... "Cucking Funt" phase myself:p

[the_river_daughter]

as swearwords go, cunt doesn offend me. i get some people dont lik being called it, but if someone shouted it at me in the street id be no more offended than if they had called me a wanker or a traffic warden or summat...........

[showmet]

Not in the slightest. I do reserve these things to be used for maximum shock value though. If you say "fuck" all the time it devalues the currency. Cunt is still the biggest taboo so it's fun sometimes to play on its high surprise value. I'm attempting to reclaim "clit" as a swear word. As in:

"What do you think you're doing, you stupid clit!"

or

"Oh clitting hell! You've just spilt my pint you big clit!"

[the_river_daughter]

i remembre some guys i knew at college, their favourite phrase to inculd people was "knob cheese"


lovely :p

[JOsie]

does using the word cunt to describe the actual body part make it a more offensive word? or is that just me?

[Claire]

Not in the slightest. I do reserve these things to be used for maximum shock value though. If you say "fuck" all the time it devalues the currency. Cunt is still the biggest taboo so it's fun sometimes to play on its high surprise value. I'm attempting to reclaim "clit" as a swear word. As in:

"What do you think you're doing, you stupid clit!"

or

"Oh clitting hell! You've just spilt my pint you big clit!"
Hmmmm clit shouldn't be a swear word... its too good to be bad:p

[showmet]

Hmmmm clit shouldn't be a swear word... its too good to be bad:p
But by that token you shouldn't use the word "cock" as a swearword... I'm just evening up the scales...:sunglasse

[whispers]

......I don't use the word often if at all, it just does not have a good ring to it.

[JOsie]

you're just not saying it right...

[the_river_daughter]

......I don't use the word often if at all, it just does not have a good ring to it.
whereas leaning our of a car window and shouting "cunt!" to some asshole who cut you up is very satisfying :p but be careful they dont pull over and hit you

[Spyder]

the middle english or anglo saxon for cunt is "quaint" and fucking is "swiven"

so

swiven quaint to you all

[JOsie]

wow...

so if i tell someone their house is quaint...

bwahahahahaha...i sense all kinds of hilarity forthcoming...

[the_river_daughter]

hahhhaaa..... all those tourists who say "this place is so quiant!"


i think we should inform them what it really means :p

[Spyder]

just read some chaucer...its thrilling stuff...full of sex, drugs and rock and roll...

[whispers]

whereas leaning our of a car window and shouting "cunt!" to some asshole who cut you up is very satisfying :p but be careful they dont pull over and hit you

...............no, no, no I am an american we shoot at people who do that.

[Claire]

...............no, no, no I am an american we shoot at people who do that.
Guns:(

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[showmet]

Guns:(
Yeah, people who like guns can just clit off as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of clitting clits.

[whispers]

Yeah, people who like guns can just clit off as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of clitting clits.

........I am not a clit ... U guys act like us americans are gun crazy, imperalist, global domainating freaks.................................ok maybe

[backtothelab]

I love calling women cunts, it really pisses them off. Even when you're playing, they just fucking hate it.

[Claire]

Yeah, people who like guns can just clit off as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of clitting clits.grrrrrr:p

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[Claire]

I love calling women cunts, it really pisses them off. Even when you're playing, they just fucking hate it.
Do we?...

You generalising cunting bastard:p

[Claire]

........I am not a clit ... U guys act like us americans are gun crazy, imperalist, global domainating freaks.................................ok maybe
do you have a gun?:eek:

[JOsie]

guns don't kill people...rappers do...

so do the police...

(woo woo woo)

[Spyder]

haha


im a fuckin' rapper and i might kill you, guns blazin out side 'yper value

good old newport for producing them...haha

[whispers]

do you have a gun?:eek:

.....................NO not all americans own guns silly girl ....I have a tank

[Claire]

.....................NO not all americans own guns silly girl ....I have a tank
Really:eek:

[PinkMoon]

cunty bollocks... thats my favourite use of the word cunt..
it can be used as dismay... 'oh cunty bollocks' :confused:
or anger at someone 'You cunty bollocks!!' :mad:
or alternatively... 'you are a cunt with bollocks' Im not sure how that one works but i was trying to think of a new way to use it...

[bokonon]

Cunt doesn't offend me, but it does kinda disgust me :confused: It's just an awful word. Doesn't look good wrote, doesn't sound good said. I never use it myself. 'Ya daft cunt' is fairly common among some of my friends, doesn't seem as awful when combined with daft. But still, it's vile.

[bokonon]

Ah christ! I've just realised this is in the filthiness forum. Can't believe I actually ventured into here, to talk about cunts of all things! This really is my darkest day at the hipforums.

[whispers]

Really:eek:

.............NO they get bad gas milage and are bitch to clean.

[Power_13]

.....................NO not all americans own guns silly girl ....I have a tank
Fish tank? :p

[magicmonkey]

hmm, I think cunt has lost a lot of it's surprise value, call someone a 'fuck hole' though and they know they've been spoken to!

[the_river_daughter]

Ah christ! I've just realised this is in the filthiness forum. Can't believe I actually ventured into here, to talk about cunts of all things! This really is my darkest day at the hipforums.
aww you know that really you fit in here :p dont be ashamed of it ;)

[DoktorAtomik]

I'm particularly fond of the term "knob jockey" as a form of derision. The unfortunate homophobic implications mean that I can only use it amongst like-minded friends though. Which is a bit of a cunt!

[magicmonkey]

I'm particularly fond of the term "knob jockey" as a form of derision. The unfortunate homophobic implications mean that I can only use it amongst like-minded friends though. Which is a bit of a cunt!
So, people who are like minded to you are knob jockeys?http://hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon23.gif

[DoktorAtomik]

So, people who are like minded to you are knob jockeys?images/icons/newicons/icon23.gifYou do realise that'd be you, right? You do seem a tad rear-ended in this picture, I must admit.....

http://www.hearthside.co.uk/images/forums/ben.jpg

[Claire]

You do realise that'd be you, right? You do seem a tad rear-ended in this picture, I must admit.....

http://www.hearthside.co.uk/images/forums/ben.jpg
Great pic! Are you having a fart?:eek:

[DoktorAtomik]

Great pic! Are you having a fart?:eek:Yeah, he's dropping a jiz bomb ;)

[magicmonkey]

Yeah, he's dropping a jiz bomb ;)
that's it, I'm going to have to go round the doks house and get rid of those pictures!



Either that or consider a career as a proffesional gurner...

[Claire]

Either that or consider a career as a proffesional gurner...
Well what better place to start than the Monthly Cumbrian Gurners Competition (http://www.cumbria.uk.com/cumbria/fun/gurn.htm):eek: You have stiff competition!:p

[magicmonkey]

maybe after a few years of chewing wasps, er, I mean training...:&

[whispers]

........................still can't say cunt.

[magicmonkey]

CUNTY BOLLOCKS!


oh what a saying! truly awesome.



in closing, guns don't kill people, bullets do.
OK, I must admit cunty bollocks os a great saying but what on earth are cunty bollocks? Ideas anyone?

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[Claire]

It's best said in a cockney accent "You're a rawwight cant you awwre":p

[matthew]

cunty bollocks? Ideas anyone?

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jowly folds somewere somehow..not very good explaining.. well i am but i am blushing ... i am shy.

[Paul]

It's best said in a cockney accent "You're a rawwight cant you awwre":pI'm cockney and I hardly ever say cunt. Unless, of course, I'm calling someone a cunt or referring to female genitalia :p

[magicmonkey]

jowly folds somewere somehow..not very good explaining.. well i am but i am blushing ... i am shy.

You're not by any chance referring to the turkey neck syndrome certain ladies are afflicted by are you?

[Claire]

You're not by any chance referring to the turkey neck syndrome certain ladies are afflicted by are you?

Eeeek Turkey neck?:eek: what's that?

I need a picture me thinks:p

[matthew]

Eeeek Turkey neck?:eek: what's that?

I need a picture me thinks:p
Quote:
Originally Posted by matthew
jowly folds somewere somehow..not very good explaining.. well i am but i am blushing ... i am shy.


You're not by any chance referring to the turkey neck syndrome certain ladies are afflicted by are you?


well not realy i was thinking men ...


cunty bollocks? Ideas anyone?

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think about it...but turkey neck syndrome is getting their ... if you were to lift something up...:rolleyes:


http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=turkey+neck+syndrome+&meta=

[matthew]

Who gets offended by the word "Cunt" and why?
not offended but i never use the word .... a bit like cock :&

[magicmonkey]

hmm, when I said turkey neck syndrome I was more referring to 'out of place' labia but then I suppose surgery gone wrong kind of works too:&