6 word story

[Oneness]

in case you wanted to write more words.

Just write down 6 words and make a story.

I'll start.

One day I walked down the

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

alley, when all of a sudden

[zihger]

a girl said “twenty bucks honey”

[Rock Hard]

Twenty bucks? I expect some change!

[ShadowShifta]

to which she responded to with

[orison319]

"what is all this crazy shit"?

[Oneness]

this crazy shit, is nickels and

[crummyrummy]

and lock washers from my pockets.

[Oneness]

So I said "alright slut I'll

[GLENGLEN]

Take My Lockwashers And Go Home...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.


Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

No problem intill I run into

[GLENGLEN]

The Man That Calls Himself The..............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif




Cheers Glen.

[BudBill]

Dark Helmet of ambiguous yet angry

[Oneness]

caves. Darkhelmet was my arch enemy

[GLENGLEN]

until i managed to locate his....



Cheers Glen.

[ChicosDeBama]

neatly organized stash of Swedish imported

[GLENGLEN]

guarranteed top shelf... never seen before...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

fish. They contained the power of

[crummyrummy]

voodoo. Suddenly the Energizer Bunny burst

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

into flames, and then out came

[BudBill]

a glowing blue light from its...

[Oneness]

Nose. This blue light combined with

[Rock Hard]

its cute and fuzzy ears was

[GLENGLEN]

a dead certain sign that something......



Cheers Glen.

[ChicosDeBama]

, somewhere, would soon be trying to

[GLENGLEN]

pillage...plunder...rape...rob...and burn......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif




Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

most of the coffee shops near

[Oneness]

Seattle. That Something was the infamous

[crummyrummy]

doctor Quinn, medical dictionary salesperson and

[ChicosDeBama]

president of the hair club for

[Oneness]

Oragutans. Darkhelmet's hatred for coffeshops was

[crummyrummy]

universally reviled by the left, but

[Oneness]

not relived. For on this day

[V_<3s_Sublime]

michael jackson deeply inhaled the sacred

[GLENGLEN]

aroma of sweet young virgin boys...........:eek:.........:eek:..........:eek:



Cheers Glen.....:eek:

[crummyrummy]

.
"Anybody ready for some cowboy action?"

[GLENGLEN]

YEEEHAAA!!.........Now Where Are My "Chaps"...http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon10.gif..??



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

he exclaimed wildly into the night

[orison319]

while on a slow moving horse

[sethm13]

he rid off into the sunset...

[crummyrummy]

thinking about tupperware and tupperware related

[sethm13]

cooking supplies. Then a UFO descended

[orison319]

from out of fucking nowhere. "SHIT!,

[sethm13]

the stallion stopped in it's tracks

[crummyrummy]

married women everywhere started to sigh

[sethm13]

and Chuck Norris scratched his beard

[crummyrummy]

. Nobody could believe the scene on

[GLENGLEN]

the floor of the "orgy room"...:eek:



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

was raided by the vice squad

[GLENGLEN]

for the sixth time this week


Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

,each and every time "public Disturbance"

[GLENGLEN]

violation notices were issued to all



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

. The governator decided he must prosocute

[GLENGLEN]

each and every elderly sad old



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

who voted for him in the

[GLENGLEN]

previous farce that passed for a



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

terminator movie. Luckily, Sylvester Stallone had

[GLENGLEN]

purchased himself....six pairs of form-fitting



Cheers Glen.


Whooooo.....1400...."Quality" Posts To My Credit......YESS...!!!!http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[crummyrummy]

body stockings, the least of which

[GLENGLEN]

was way too tight and kinky



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

but none the less was worn

[GLENGLEN]

whilst doing his weekly shopping ...and



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

on special "shit on the chest"....

[GLENGLEN]

tea parties with the "vicar"..and



Cheers glen.

[crummyrummy]

his elderly mother, the lady Chandra

[GLENGLEN]

Del-Monte..........A More Ugly Old Bag



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

than Glen Glen's caring old mother.

[orison319]

caught another turtle while bathing nude

[crummyrummy]

in the tar pits, only to

[bekyboo52]

haveit escape and bite him on...

[crummyrummy]

the nose. Sore nose and all,

[bekyboo52]

he couldn't smell for a weekbut...

[crummyrummy]

, and nobody knows why a weak

[bekyboo52]

turtle would hurt a nose sobad

[Oneness]

other than its powerful jaws, weak

[seeker]

willpower and cocaine habit. meanwhile, nearby

[Oneness]

Ape men, and their young grandmothers

[crummyrummy]

wearing nothing but tafata and cordurouy

[GLENGLEN]

waited patiently for the emergency paramedics


Cheers Glen.

[Creek]

To Start The Party In The

[crummyrummy]

south end of the northernost block

[GLENGLEN]

. Finally ,The Band Struck Up A........



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

distorted version of "Dont take your

[GLENGLEN]

mother in law....out to see



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Wayne Newton when shes smoking methamphetamines

[GLENGLEN]

on top of her daily ingestion



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

of Ensure, But that Depends on

[GLENGLEN]

The Old Bags Ability To Tolerate



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

pushing around a shopping cart while

[GLENGLEN]

Listening To Punk-Music On Her I-Pod



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

that she bought off a crackhead

[GLENGLEN]

in a seedy downtown bar near



Cheers Glen.

[Didjerigirl]

a farmhouse which was burning down

[orison319]

far from any pizza delivery service

[GLENGLEN]

Shock...Horror...What Will We Eat...:eek:



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Lawn Fertilizer! said the angry giant

[crummyrummy]

followed by his baritone belly laugh

[medlar]

while he ripped off gummybear heads

[GLENGLEN]

and proceeded to stuff them into



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

all the pez dispensers that were

[GLENGLEN]

located in the subway leading to



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Useful travel information on Venice train Stations

[GLENGLEN]

Useful travel information on Venice train Stations

1....2....3....4....5....6....7..........http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon5.gif........:D



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

:confused:Useful information to Santa Lucias' Railways? lol...

Useful travel information to NUDE BEACHES...:D

[Oneness]

. Boy was that a good song.

[orison319]

said the naked lifeguard while patrolling

[Oneness]

The land of Minceing and foliage

[Creek]

And Then Suddenly A Huge Beast

[orison319]

came from under a manhole cover

[Oneness]

with teeth as white as snow

[orison319]

and everywhere the curious george went

[Oneness]

the beast would read intentivley then

[orison319]

go invade small countries that have

[Oneness]

no democracy and steal their oil

[Creek]

Until One Day When The Beast

[GLENGLEN]

was sleeping soundly....revenge was finally



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

abolished by the local government officials

[orison319]

we all seen it coming like

[GLENGLEN]

despite all the lame government denials



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

but the beast still had his

[Creek]

Pet Monkey Named Sally Who Happens

[orison319]

to be the best hair remover

[crummyrummy]

and corn husker, this side of

[Creek]

Of The Mississippi. Sally's Cousin Callie

[PeaceAndRasta]

is a famous washing machine who

[orison319]

s' Gene fading abilities mutated Grand Master

[GLENGLEN]

orison....into the sad.....pathetic example......:(



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

of Vanilla Ice on crack cocaine

[GLENGLEN]

you could ever have the displeasure



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

of being a Camel Jockey with

[GLENGLEN]

.However.....we must try to appreciate



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

breakdancer that have mental retadation. But

[GLENGLEN]

we must strive to never repeat



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

the same monopoly game three times

[GLENGLEN]

because horrendous reprecussions most certainly result



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

from going to jail and not

[GLENGLEN]

advising your grandma.....that you still



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

got strung out on Insulin to

[Oneness]

avoid further mutation of genetics and

[orison319]

Wheelchair accessibility while shooting a/an bazooka

[GLENGLEN]

at your most obnoxious ex lover....................:mad:



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

This story kicks ass, So does

[GLENGLEN]

the rather cute....musclebound...tanned...superhorny....



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

lifeguard patrolling the alligator pond naked

[GLENGLEN]

and secretly hoping to meet glen.......;)



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

who didnt know that was going

[GLENGLEN]

to end with bloodcurdling screams..:eek:..and



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Anal plugging with front end loaders

[GLENGLEN]

all hoping to fill the bottomless



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

gopher hole that gerbils have been

[GLENGLEN]

known to inhabit in the winter



Cheers Glen.

[Creek]

Except For This Winter, The Lockness

[GLENGLEN]

monster....and other assorted ..sad marine-life



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

started a club, but wouldnt allow

[orison319]

any purple people eaters near the

[crummyrummy]

giant sand sculpture shaped like a/an

[Creek]

Giant Blue Footed Booby Bird That

[medlar]

terrified the throngs of sunbathers who

[orison319]

ate sunflower seeds while playing alot

[medlar]

of truth or dare games revealing

[orison319]

the most intimate details of underwater

[GLENGLEN]

marine life......and associated sexually arousing



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Starbucks employees brewing nuts in their

[GLENGLEN]

surburan backyard "meth" and "E" laboratory's....:eek:



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

now selling it at Toys R-

[PeaceAndRasta]

us in africa and in the

[GLENGLEN]

worldwide, McDonalds and kentucky-chicken outlets



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

are now serving the finest ground

[GLENGLEN]

coffee...with a side-plate of scones



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

what the hell is a scone?

[GLENGLEN]

A Small Baked Cake Type Thingy Whatsey Thing....About 2 inches Across By 1.5 inches high..............You Split It Almost In Half And Fill With Jam..Honey....Or Whatever Floats Your Boat.......Then Add Some Cream If So Desired..http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif...(it's A Very English thing).......:)......Best Consumed With Tea Or Coffee....Mid Afternoon....In The Garden....Accompanied By "Well Bred" Friends.....:)



Cheers Glen...:).

[orison319]

"I wasnt asking you" said the

[GLENGLEN]

the arrogant cop whilst reaching for



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

for her Pepper spray, about to

[GLENGLEN]

Tase Me....:eek:........."DON'T TASE ME BRO".......:mad:



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

such a shocking experience it was

[GLENGLEN]

and yet produced an "instant erection".......:p



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

but only lasted for a few

[GLENGLEN]

short....blissful....heavenly....orgasmic....sensu al..weeks.....http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif....:)....:D....:eek:



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

only to those that havent had

[GLENGLEN]

the pleasure of experiencing this out-of-this-world..:p



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

experience right before you die of

[GLENGLEN]

the obvious results of alcoholic poisioning..;).



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

they both induce passing out on

[orison319]

the deck of the Titannic before

[Oneness]

vomiting violently and relinquishing control of

[orison319]

the iceberg. Making Cubes for their

[JethBroh]

drinks , and the dead bodys floating

[orison319]

this is a supreme example of

[Oneness]

Canoeing accidents abroad. Never leave Canada

[orison319]

in Canoes made of Hemp, while

[medlar]

the rabid beavers suspiciously watch you

[GLENGLEN]

with their evil squinting eyes and



Cheers Glen.

[medlar]

being rutting season, the moose were

[orison319]

eaten by orcas as they swam

[Oneness]

with their evil squinting eyes

[orison319]

on the attack penguins from Miami

[crummyrummy]

, better known as the fabulous thunder

[orison319]

birds, wearing new jerseys made in

[crummyrummy]

detroit. Detroit, long a haven for

[chrisbagdon]

immune rockclimbers, who usually pawn

[Creek]

Their Stolen Rabid Beaver Artifacts To

[Oneness]

The evil squinters in return for

[chrisbagdon]

six gold shillings. Then, all the

[Oneness]

generations to come, embarked on a

[chrisbagdon]

six day journey to west San

[Creek]

Francisco To Hire Nineteen Of The

[orison319]

worlds stongest little women, who jump

[Creek]

Oceans In A Single Bound So

[crummyrummy]

frequently they actually have become couriers.

[GLENGLEN]

to some of the most evil



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

tall men in the history of

[GLENGLEN]

the italian mafia. Meanwhile back at



Cheers Glen.

[JethBroh]

the ranch, all rednecks preparing weapons

[GLENGLEN]

were drinking copious amounts of cheap



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Champagne, the kind GLENGLEN likes consuming

[GLENGLEN]

continuously whilst posting on "Hip Forums"........:D



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Geeze It took a long time

[GLENGLEN]

for GLEN's drinking problem to finally



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

wake up the wild animals in

[GLENGLEN]

the enclosure adjacent to "madam-lash's" bondage



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

lair, where there is a dragon

[GLENGLEN]

skackled to a torture rack containing



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

the most deviate devices for shaving

[GLENGLEN]

even the most sensitive areas of



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

of the wildebeest known as Darth

[GLENGLEN]

Presley.....who has always been suspected



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

of being one of those kinda

[GLENGLEN]

strange geeetar pickers that could never



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

stay away from grilled cheese and

[GLENGLEN]

double..triple..quadruple cheesburgers with fries....:)



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

while running from a tyrannosaurus rex

[GLENGLEN]

and texting on his cell phone



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

which can teleport you to prison

[GLENGLEN]

if you are unlucky enough to



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

to be wearing alot of jewlery

[Oneness]

and land on, "go to jail"

[orison319]

and dont collect $200.00 in frozen

[Oneness]

money, because it is stored under

[orison319]

nitrous oxide being used by many

[Oneness]

midgets in lava suits, that is

[GLENGLEN]

very hard to believe, but possibly



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

they make lave suits that small

[GLENGLEN]

so they can more easily dispatch



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

Midget firefighters to volcano catastrophes and

[chrisbagdon]

all six of GlenGlen's harshly-reviewed

[JethBroh]

on mtv, latenightshow, and opera, soo...

[orison319]

they changed the channel and watched

[JethBroh]

porn on cabel, and held hands......

[orison319]

while listening to Chocolate Rain on