6 word story

[MaryJBlaze]

black market throwing stars sold only

[BBAD]

in Chinese run convenience stores in

[junglejack]

NJ- where they,re called quickie marts

[BBAD]

and Toronto...where they're called Mikes-marts

[DerrtyJake]

when the clerk pulled out his

[BBAD]

footlong and started hitting people upside

[MaryJBlaze]

the head for no apparent reason

[BBAD]

....but he did have a reason..

[MaryJBlaze]

that had to remain confidential because

[BBAD]

he was the son of a

[DerrtyJake]

monkey that smoked crack on wednesdays

[BBAD]

sundays,thursdays,mondays,saturdays and tuesdays

[MaryJBlaze]

fridays they did volunteer work at

[BBAD]

the local food bank where those

[Dallas14]

dirty crack heads like to chill

[BBAD]

and sing crack and smoke rap

[junglejack]

One nite a surprise visitor arrived

[BBAD]

and showed everybody his oddly shaped

[DerrtyJake]

dildo that looked like a couple

[Dallas14]

of eggs under a big fat

[BBAD]

eggroll covered in plum sauce and

[farmout]

little white wiggly worms that look

[BBAD]

like the strangest little people you

[farmout]

saw in the wizard of oz....:-)

[BBAD]

and they sang Elvis tunes played

[crummyrummy]

harps, and shouted aloud for more

[BBAD]

cowbell.....more cowbell damn it.....and

[crummyrummy]

maybe a tad bit of reverb.

[BBAD]

but not as much reverb as

[crummyrummy]

the pacific ocean is deep, but

[BBAD]

about as much as a chicken

[farmout]

salad sandwich on toasted wheat bread

[BBAD]

with mayo and a dash of

[farmout]

fried frog legs that taste like....:-)

[BBAD]

chicken...only better..but some people

[farmout]

happen to be vegetarians and they

[BBAD]

eat like birds..and live healthier

[MaryJBlaze]

until they get eaten by cannibals

[BBAD]

who love their meat rare......and

[MaryJBlaze]

juicy which is why fat people

[BBAD]

arent usually vegetarian..and skinny

[MaryJBlaze]

people aren't very tasty, so instead

[BBAD]

of eating Twiggy....lets feast on

[MaryJBlaze]

star jones (pre surgery) and the

[BBAD]

vegetarians will outlive us all.....The

[farmout]

real result of all this is....:-)

[BBAD]

people having fun and not insulting

[MaryJBlaze]

each other's eating habits, because essentially

[mariecstasy]

its a bird its a plane

[BBAD]

nope...its just a bunch of

[farmout]

asparagus tips and pumpkin seeds that....:-)

[Dallas14]

don't taste very good at all

[BBAD]

....and make most people want to

[Dallas14]

vomit because they turn violently ill...

[farmout]

meat eaters like groundup chicken beaks....:-)

[BBAD]

and hearts mixed with gizzards, yummy

[farmout]

people eat dead animal parts because...:-)

[BBAD]

the sky is blue and the

[Dallas14]

grass is green, so that means

[BBAD]

all is good on the eastern

[farmout]

front, except in DC where everyone....:-)

[BBAD]

is as high as the mayor

[Dallas14]

The mayor, with pants down, said:

[farmout]

it ain't no BIG thang man....:-)

[BBAD]

just roll with the punches and

[crummyrummy]

battened down the hatches before he

[BBAD]

started to watch the gay porn

[farmout]

on his brand new lcd television....:-)

[Dallas14]

This new LCD TV is currently...

[BBAD]

putting out enough radiation to bake

[Dallas14]

a child's brain, a developing brain...

[BBAD]

is like an egg frying in

[farmout]

olive oil with mint seasonings that.....:-)

[BBAD]

make it taste a million times

[farmout]

better than oatmeal or something like.....:-)

[Dallas14]

that. even though oatmeal is pretty...

[HushBull]

glutenous, so is the matter inside

[farmout]

boring at times, most people prefer.....:-)

[HushBull]

to exist, enclosed in oneself. Only...

[farmout]

time will tell if anti-matter will....:-)

[HushBull]

sustain the masses. What once was...

[BBAD]

will never be again..and what

[Face Eater]

will be was once something else.

[farmout]

but may remain the same unless...:-)

[Face Eater]

his noodly appendages alter their form

[BBAD]

fitting ass hugging underwear showing through

[Face Eater]

(that makes no sense)

white Pants. Worn for their transparency,

[BBAD]

(It fits the six word rule :D....who says everything has to make sense?:))


and lightbulb-like appearance when chicks bend

[Dallas14]

over, it is actually quite astonishing

[BBAD]

and raises the ultimate question of

[HushBull]

where is the beef? Please sir,

[BBAD]

give me a steak...rare like

[Face Eater]

it hasn't even been slaughtered yet...

[BBAD]

and bleeds like a hemophiliac who

[Face Eater]

wears pillows taped to her body

[BBAD]

and then throws herself out the

[mariecstasy]

I came, I saw, I ravished

[Oneness]

the beer factory, monkey attention span

[Face Eater]

said above poster, for unknown reasons.

[stalk]

I came across a yellow glowing

[mariecstasy]

and I knew it was me.

[stalk]

huh?
gawked the paternal order of

[mariecstasy]

sitting in your own shit, dumbass

[mariecstasy]

a reference to that 70's show;)

[BBAD]

Which nobody watched....most people never

[Face Eater]

considered Ashton Kutcher with much esteem,

[mariecstasy]

it made me laugh very much

[BBAD]

so much that she shit her

[snake_grass]

pants while driving to her friends

[BBAD]

wedding at the pig farm in

[Face Eater]

Alabama. Naturally they served pork for....

[HushBull]

it tastes so much like carnage.

[Face Eater]

(is there anyone here committed to maintaining a sense of continuity)

Going on from my own post:

Dinner and banana spit for dessert.

[HushBull]

(is there anyone here committed to maintaining a sense of continuity)

Going on from my own post:

Dinner and banana spit for dessert.

Mine went along with it...
Anyways...
The saliva of a banana is

[Face Eater]

Alabama. Naturally they served pork for it tastes so much like carnage..

(Maybe, I guess I am a snob)

...revered as a potent medicinal substance...

[HushBull]

used topically on the most severe

[JethBroh]

and together with the pork it

[Face Eater]

(shakes head in annoyance)

...carpet burns. It also kills weeds...

[HushBull]

Please, can we actually have fun with this game. Completely pointless if posts are incoherent in respect to the previous post. This isn't the non sequitur thread...

[HushBull]

...very quickly. Rendering them without procreative...

[Face Eater]

abilities. When monstrous plants invade Earth...

[HushBull]

abilities. When monstrous plants invade Earth...

... the tides will turn, leaving only...

[Face Eater]

... the tides will turn, leaving only...

...banana saliva to quell their numbers.

[orison319]

"holy shit" he said "I havent palyed>"

[Face Eater]

(the 3 word story was so much better, it didn't allow people as much freedom to post irrelevant things)

my new song yet. Its titled...

[farmout]

Debbie does Mars but I changed....:-)

[BBAD]

my underwear when I noticed the

[farmout]

unbelievable stain left by the orgasmic....:-0

[BBAD]

pictures in some hip forumers albums

[Face Eater]

over which I choke my chicken

[BBAD]

and it shriveled up into a

[Oneness]

Ninja. I walked backwards on my

[snake_grass]

back towards where i first started

[Oneness]

the slidy floor dome. It was

[BBAD]

full of vegetable oil from the

[snake_grass]

full of vegetable oil from the

the night i needed a lubricant

[BBAD]

to put that lightbulb up my

[MaryJBlaze]

ass, to see if it would

[BBAD]

give me bright ideas about my

[MaryJBlaze]

house repairs, but it didn't so


^:D

[BBAD]

...it only hurt and was embarassing

[MaryJBlaze]

especially with my co-workers watching

[BBAD]

at the family run convenience store

[MaryJBlaze]

that my great great grandpa traded

[BBAD]

for a two-bit whore back in

[MaryJBlaze]

1912, which was actually expensive back

[BBAD]

then for a ten year old

[MaryJBlaze]

who was also capable of cooking

[BBAD]

donuts and making the finest coffee

[MaryJBlaze]

liquor, which is now called kaluha

[BBAD]

which is hawaiian for "dogs with

[MaryJBlaze]

rabies" it's funny that people dont

[BBAD]

walk around naked at the mall

[MaryJBlaze]

or make love in parking lots

[BBAD]

under the rainy sunshine of north

[MaryJBlaze]

eastern skies, they're more inclined to

[snake_grass]

posting nude pictures on the internet

[BBAD]

for all the shut-in pervs to

[snake_grass]

start touching thereselves during a blackout

[BBAD]

caused by homeless people stealing copper

[MaryJBlaze]

pipes to trade for crack and

[snake_grass]

monkeys to help smoke the crack

[MaryJBlaze]

because everything is more fun with

[stalk]

gurgling phosphorescent howls in the night

[MaryJBlaze]

that pierce your senses and chills

[stalk]

your slithering snake to the bone.

[MaryJBlaze]

leaving you feeling as if the

[stalk]

mandibles of a glowing entity formation

[MaryJBlaze]

have bitten right into your soul

[stalk]

but it's all just an illusion

[MaryJBlaze]

just like everything else we believe

[BBAD]

except the pancakes ....those are real

[MaryJBlaze]

too bad the maple syrup wasnt

[stalk]

real. It came from a laboratory.

[MaryJBlaze]

ran by aliens plotting to take

[BBAD]

straw and turn it into gold

[MaryJBlaze]

enslaving all the humans on earth

[BBAD]

as they build the ultimate army

[MaryJBlaze]

to conquer the entire universe and,

[BBAD]

make me breakfast in bed every

[MaryJBlaze]

friday afternoon after I wake up from

[BBAD]

a boring thursday...and i jump

[MaryJBlaze]

up and down trying to release

[BBAD]

my undescended left testicle from its

[Oneness]

chamber of commerce. I put my

[BBAD]

2$ lifes savings into pork bellies

[Oneness]

ended up broke, eating from a

[BBAD]

van down by the river ...near

[fergley]

a clif and just then i

[snake_grass]

a clif and just then i


decided to take off all my

[BBAD]

skin...but I could not because

[Oneness]

its attached by membranes. You son

[snake_grass]

of a bitch people need to

[BBAD]

have more sex and less war

[Oneness]

and I need a monkey said

[Face Eater]

Jesus. Disproving the theory of evolution,

[Oneness]

I mean creationism. God actually is

[Face Eater]

whatever one chooses it to be.

[stalk]

Down the nile and through the

[Oneness]

Irish. I realize im not just

[Face Eater]

Oneness, your sense of continuity astounds me.

various metal rods, solar panels attached...

[Oneness]

Im a fucking squirrel. Jesus then

[Face Eater]

made no sense whatever. This story....

(please say sucks)

[stalk]

sucks so much balls I can't even

[Face Eater]

fucking understand this contrived bullshit

[stalk]

it makes me fucking sick and

[Face Eater]

gives me the desire to slash...

[stalk]

the mother fucker who came up

[Face Eater]

with the nonsensical replies to suitable

[Euphorial]

subject matter, which has always been

[stalk]

Shit. Just plain shit. Shitty fucking

[Face Eater]

crap smothered vaginal discharge booger penis

[BBAD]

doctors are strange and probably gay

[snake_grass]

but you know what the say

[BBAD]

roses are red and violets are

[snake_grass]

roses are red and violets are
plants that have to much color

[BBAD]

and are really over rated like

[snake_grass]

that one movie i saw over

[BBAD]

at the porn shop back room

[farmout]

Debbie did Dallas as well as

[Dagaz]

Oh baby, oh, oh baby, oh!

[farmout]

mean while, back at the ranch....:-)

[BBAD]

the cows were jumping over the

[farmout]

fence tryin to get into the...:-)

[BBAD]

bush to frolick with the moose

[Face Eater]

. 'Mouse' said Phil, correcting the Scotsman.

[BBAD]

but he was more wrong than

[farmout]

right, since the only other way...:-)

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

was to eat one of them.

[snake_grass]

was to eat one of them.

and pray to the big figure

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

while completely naked and covered in

[farmout]

Aaaarrrrrrgggggg:d...:-)

[farmout]

chocolate cheeries and bannana pudding that....:-)

[BBAD]

was really cold and shrunk the

[Face Eater]

boy's twig and berries. "Shrinkage!" he....

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

said proudly, with a big smile

[Face Eater]

said proudly, with a big smile

(thanks shroom, you pulled that off really well)

although girls around the swimming pool....

[farmout]

were staring, pointing and laughing at....:-)

[snake_grass]

this one clown from that town

[Face Eater]

whom the boy hung around with.

[snake_grass]

well anyways i decided to

[BBAD]

piss my pants in the mall

[farmout]

and ignore the wet spot while....:-)

[BBAD]

while trying to hold in the

[farmout]

feces trying to force its way....:-)

[BBAD]

out...Turtle head !!!!!I screamed to

[farmout]

get attention, I got one crowning....:-)

[BBAD]

but i couldnt hold it in

[farmout]

so I quickly walked backwards out

[snake_grass]

into a door that lead into