6 word story

[MaryJBlaze]

sexiest mother fuckers there ever were

[BBAD]

in parkas and toques building igloos

[MaryJBlaze]

while smoking weed and drinkin timmy's

[BBAD]

,mmmm Timmy,s the nectar of Gods

[MaryJBlaze]

and the drink of true champs

[BBAD]

who elect idiots,just like their

[MaryJBlaze]

degenerate neighbour's, which is funny because

[BBAD]

they are almost just like us

[MaryJBlaze]

only less attractive and slightly less

[BBAD]

tolerant to criticizm of their global

[MaryJBlaze]

warming contributions, which are really quite

[BBAD]

small compared to our mining smelters

[MaryJBlaze]

and cattle gas, the real problem

[BBAD]

is scrap yards that dont reclaim

[MaryJBlaze]

the malfunctioning robots that they built

[BBAD]

to conquer the world and rid

[MaryJBlaze]

the land of neurotic people who

[BBAD]

think they are the second coming

[MaryJBlaze]

Christ, looking to convert people to

[BBAD]

listen to them....rather than themselves

[MaryJBlaze]

taking personal responsibility for their own

[BBAD]

lives and direction of the paths

[MaryJBlaze]

if only this was common knowledge

[BBAD]

like riding a bike or having

[MaryJBlaze]

sex on a rooftop, we could

[BBAD]

wear this game out if we

[MaryJBlaze]

keep going, I'm already having trouble

[BBAD]

keeping with BBad who is the

[MaryJBlaze]

best 6 word story teller, ever

[BBAD]

which is weird because he really

[MaryJBlaze]

doesn't even like stories, he just

[BBAD]

^^hahaha..7 words


to be himself and see where

[MaryJBlaze]

thought i edited quick enough to not be noticed;)

things go, never know who you'll

[BBAD]

want to murder some day in

[MaryJBlaze]

the heat of the moment, so

[BBAD]

beware the loons who think they

[MaryJBlaze]

can compete with bbad's story skills

[BBAD]

he aint bad at all,more

[MaryJBlaze]

good than bad, and getting better

[BBAD]

at typing with two fingers and

[MaryJBlaze]

masturbating with his free hand, simultaneously

[BBAD]

while looking at profile pages and

[MaryJBlaze]

wondering why MaryJ would post pics

[BBAD]

of strange guys on her fridge

[MaryJBlaze]

just to mock them every time

[BBAD]

she reaches for a Molson Canadian

[MaryJBlaze]

even though she prefers some gin

[BBAD]

mixed with Kool-aid and served in

[MaryJBlaze]

a bong, but she'll settle for

[BBAD]

warm piss in a pop bottle......ROTFLMAO

[MaryJBlaze]

(pretty proud of yourself there eh?! ;lol)

collected after jerking off a horse

[BBAD]

^ 7 words again

and a couple of homeless guys

[MaryJBlaze]

FUCKKKKKKK, glad i know how to count!

that she met at bbad's party

[BBAD]

for the squarest canadian ever convention

[MaryJBlaze]

where she took home first prize

[BBAD]

....warm piss in a pop bottle :D

[MaryJBlaze]

and then quit this stupid game

[BBAD]

and made a new hipforum friend..?

[MaryJBlaze]

and were happy forum friends after

[BBAD]

7 words^:D

they had sex on a rooftop

[MaryJBlaze]

and played silly little games, like

[BBAD]

sticking starships into black holes and

[MaryJBlaze]

strip poker with eskimos while eating

[BBAD]

cocktail weenies and chocolate glazed timbits

[MaryJBlaze]

and were never to be seen

[BBAD]

together in public without their clothes

[MaryJBlaze]

for the rest of their lives

[BBAD]

or until the restraining order is

[MaryJBlaze]

nulled by some empathetic judge

[BBAD]

^Five words :D

Judy wannabe who thinks she owns

[MaryJBlaze]

the courtroom and does whatever she

[BBAD]

damn well pleases..she even believes

[MaryJBlaze]

that aliens exist, and created us

[BBAD]

in their image...which leads me

[MaryJBlaze]

to believe that free will isn't

[BBAD]

as prevalent as most people tend

[MaryJBlaze]

want to believe it is, when

[BBAD]

Harry met Sally was a good

[MaryJBlaze]

wedge for my broken coffee table

[BBAD]

that I inherited from my great

[MaryJBlaze]

great grandfather who stole it from

[BBAD]

the son of Louis Riel...when

[MaryJBlaze]

my granfather was fucking his sister

[BBAD]

upside down and inside out until

[Dagaz]

she screamed, I am a lesbian! :wink:

[BBAD]

and proud of it...so get

[Dagaz]

dead aunt June in here and

[MaryJBlaze]

let's smoke the peace pipe, while

[Dagaz]

lost hippies show up in patchouli

[BBAD]

and stink up the place....there's

[Dagaz]

plenty of musk oil going unused

[BBAD]

because it stinks....and most people

[Dagaz]

really prefer sandalwood to cover up

[MaryJBlaze]

their natural body odors instead of

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

using deodorants, thats so last year

[BBAD]

like smartcars and toyota hybrids...Now

[MaryJBlaze]

people choose not to bathe or brush

[BBAD]

the dandruff off their shoulders ..they

[MaryJBlaze]

say natural means to be completely

[BBAD]

without thought for others who have

[MaryJBlaze]

been cursed with a sense of smell

[BBAD]

and good taste....back in Thailand

[MaryJBlaze]

they just behead smelly people which

[BBAD]

is actually a good way to

[Dagaz]

pass the time in Boga, Boga

[BBAD]

...which is the smelliest of the

[Dagaz]

ass cracks of the world and

[BBAD]

is totally bent on making the

[Dagaz]

people get tested for smelly disease

[lilbear]

So they dont spread to animals

[Dagaz]

but Pepe-Le-Pew was ahead of their

[BBAD]

efforts.....spreading his special french smell

[Dagaz]

of very concentrated eau de skunk

[BBAD]

on to unsuspecting little kids who

[Dagaz]

loved it and shared it with

[BBAD]

all their friends at school in

[lilbear]

New York City so they could

[BBAD]

fit right in to the American

[Dagaz]

dream of acceptance at all costs

[BBAD]

without thought of the actual price

[Dagaz]

of Old-Spice body spray going up

[BBAD]

up your nose with a rubber

[GreenMachineMike]

hoses being the main culprit of

[BBAD]

^^somebody did an edit:rolleyes:




and plenty of things to see

[Dagaz]

through windows at night when unaware

[BBAD]

people are walking around in their

[Dagaz]

birthday suits and nipple rings and

[BBAD]

enjoying a good movie with their

[Dagaz]

dogs and cats and birds and

[BBAD]

not updating their profiles on Hipforums

[Dagaz]

and laughing their pants off, stalling

[BBAD]

to avoid the weirdos who stalk

[Dagaz]

and need to turn in, goodnight

[BBAD]

and goodbye..tomorrow is a new

[Dagaz]

accept me day, I'm a multiple

[MaryJBlaze]

orgasm spreading the joy to all

[BBAD]

the horny young men who want

[Dagaz]

to drink and watch football instead

[BBAD]

of working for someone elses benefit

[farmout]

decide to go to the nightclub

[BBAD]

in their underwear and manage to

[MaryJBlaze]

be kidnapped by terrorists who actually

[BBAD]

think they are going to get

[MaryJBlaze]

ransom, but the joke is on

[BBAD]

them ...because they will have to

[Oneness]

get double ransom to pay off

[BBAD]

the local cops who are as

[MaryJBlaze]

shady as the terrorists, they have

[Oneness]

way more bombs then they do

[MaryJBlaze]

and a lot more fire power

[Oneness]

so why dont they kill them

[lilbear]

so why dont they kill them

after they beat all their asses

[BBAD]

at scrabble and boggle competitions in

[MaryJBlaze]

midnight games while drinking a lot

[crummyrummy]

of red colored water and coffee.

[Dagaz]

that turned out to be blood

[BBAD]

collected from the snakes that live

[Dagaz]

in the basement of the mind

[BBAD]

-melders association of America...located in

[Dagaz]

in a top secret underground base

[BBAD]

deep in the mountains of east

[Dagaz]

Two titty cocka's lumps, trenches, and

[BBAD]

what was that? I didnt hear

[lilbear]

I think they were talking about

[BBAD]

pig tails and pony tails with

[Dagaz]

dragon tails and true dragon tales

[BBAD]

of castles and princesses are always

[Dagaz]

making me want to go home

[BBAD]

and soak in the tub for

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

pleasurable purposes, only with the help

[BBAD]

of liquor and whores do most

[Dagaz]

puking when they know it's real.

[BBAD]

In a van down by the

[Dagaz]

the riverside, by dear old grande

[junglejack]

Where I Can Rest

[junglejack]

My Bones For Tonite

[BBAD]

and for the next two years

[farmout]

walked from town to town sadly...:-)

[BBAD]

playing guitar and harmonica for nickles

[farmout]

all the while dreaming of warm...:-)

[BBAD]

hands and beautiful tight bunned women

[MaryJBlaze]

who wore a tiger costume and

[BBAD]

danced around yelling "I am the...

[MaryJBlaze]

"DEVIL", she screamed so loud that

[BBAD]

she peed herself and had to

[MaryJBlaze]

dance naked instead, she then started

[BBAD]

to jump on my lap and

[MaryJBlaze]

whispered dirty little secrets that made

[BBAD]

my pants tent start rising till

[MaryJBlaze]

your mom walked in and started

[BBAD]

to take pictures to send to

[MaryJBlaze]

porn websites hoping to get some

[BBAD]

cash...but they were too crazy

[MaryJBlaze]

and resulted in the police showing

[BBAD]

up with warrants...she was charged

[MaryJBlaze]

with unlawful confinement and taken down

[Dagaz]

and experimented on to make sure

[BBAD]

to headquarters where they lawfully confined

[MaryJBlaze]

her to a tiny little cell

[BBAD]

with a butch inmate who looked

[MaryJBlaze]

like a cross between rosie odonell

[Dagaz]

and tied her up with soft

[MaryJBlaze]

touch and kind words ,but then

[BBAD]

massacred her rear end until she

[MaryJBlaze]

she passed out, then tatooed her

[BBAD]

name on the inside of her

[MaryJBlaze]

thigh and across her forehead she

[BBAD]

wrote "this bitch is mine ....bitch".

[MaryJBlaze]

then smoked a cigarette and put

[BBAD]

it out in her own asscrack

[MaryJBlaze]

then went for round two with

[BBAD]

the officer in the interrogation room

[MaryJBlaze]

and the cook from the cafeteria

[BBAD]

and the UPS guy with huge

[MaryJBlaze]

package to deliver within the hour

[BBAD]

just like dominoes pizza one hour...

[MaryJBlaze]

guarantee, which doesn't even exist anymore

[BBAD]

because the pizzas tasted like total

[MaryJBlaze]

garbage and people were not happy

[BBAD]

....in fact they often cried when..

[MaryJBlaze]

when MJB had to go to bed

[BBAD]

with her favorite little teddy bear.

[MaryJBlaze]

that was actually real and talked

[BBAD]

like a filthy old man who

[BBAD]

only to members who deserve it


EDIT:There was a post above ....but the member has obviously been erased:cool:

[MaryJBlaze]

because she pretends that she is

[BBAD]

a tiny dancer...dancing for money

[MaryJBlaze]

and singing for her supper because

[BBAD]

shes hungry and has no money

[Oneness]

feces, lots and lots of feces

[MaryJBlaze]

that she suspected was from the

[BBAD]

neighbors dogs and cats that were

[Oneness]

dead long ago, was all over

[MaryJBlaze]

when their negligent owners left them

[Oneness]

in a tree. Meanwhile in my

[BBAD]

car....the one that I live

[crummyrummy]

vicariously through, since I cannot go

[BBAD]

pee while people are looking at

[crummyrummy]

the sun, the moon, or even

[farmout]

watching the neighbors dance neekid while...:-)

[BBAD]

walking in Memphis..with my feet

[Oneness]

children. Thats what I call my

[BBAD]

guitars..and I call my harmonicas..

[farmout]

skin flutes, and sometimes I don't

[Oneness]

but all in all it was

[BBAD]

a good haul for my first

[MaryJBlaze]

kick at the can, next time

[BBAD]

I will kick a hell of

[MaryJBlaze]

a lot of tin cans around

[BBAD]

until they are recycled in to