6 word story

[JethBroh]

floor, dripping out from Orisons thight

[orison319]

who said reduce your SIG> PLEASE;)

[GLENGLEN]

then all of us will commence



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

to being late as usuall, but

[GLENGLEN]

the really hard part begins when



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

you start eating all that pudding

[GLENGLEN]

and haven't left room for the



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

last hour but dont post shit

[orison319]

and then feel asleep intoxicated again

[Creek]

Their Eight Track And Then SUDDENLY

[orison319]

it ate all the tape and vomited

[GLENGLEN]

up a gutful of electronic components



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

that became the lastest in home

[GLENGLEN]

technology,aimed at the ever increasing



Cheers Glen.

[chrisbagdon]

water balloon filled up with chocolate

[orison319]

cake thrown into the gapping mouths

[GLENGLEN]

of the assembled group of starving



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

canadian sheep farmers, apparently they love

[The manticore]

nothing more than to eat cake

[chrisbagdon]

filled with Chips Ahoy cookies, sometimes

[GLENGLEN]

they even get creative and add



Cheers Glen.

[chrisbagdon]

Raisin Bran on top of whipped

[Oneness]

husbands, though their wife is cheating

[chrisbagdon]

"What a shame," said Ricky, the

[GLENGLEN]

whole organisation seems to be at



Cheers Glen.

[chrisbagdon]

risk for diabetes, as a long

[orison319]

bongo solo was played out by

[chrisbagdon]

Ulysses S. Grant's grand-daughter's husband Phillip

[crummyrummy]

, who was known to wear garters,

[GLENGLEN]

and used underware still soaked in



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

blood. The human brain must destroy

[chrisbagdon]

all grease fires without water or

[Oneness]

psychic powers. You must use truth

[orison319]

or dare to get a girl

[GLENGLEN]

to enter the dark zone, where



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

you must makeout for 7 minutes

[flytothe_sky]

and then you will have to

[Oneness]

do ninja stunts, among the grass

[crummyrummy]

covered frozen bananas. Most stunt persons

[newcarscent7]

i smoked some weed got high

[crummyrummy]

and didnt know this thread's strategy.

[GLENGLEN]

Does This Thread Have A Strategy....:eek:



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

"squealed Glen in his high-pitched inside

[Oneness]

voice. 15 year old hippie kids

[GLENGLEN]

gathered round, with autograph books outstreached



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

but no one was there to

[crummyrummy]

sign them, Glen having already gone

[GLENGLEN]

into the local pizza joint to



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

cop a feel from the guy

[GLENGLEN]

:eek:.....who is the perfect bradpitt lookalike....:p................(turns out was quite the opposite actually)....:(



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

except for the giant moles on

[GLENGLEN]

bodyparts i cant bear to mention



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

. The tricky part about yodelling is

[GLENGLEN]

trying to keep calm whilst all



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

the sheep start kicking and trying

[Oneness]

their hand at marriage. Every shit

[GLENGLEN]

thinks he is gods answer to



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

boiled broccoli and shredded pork burritos.

[GLENGLEN]

Meanwhile.....back at the 6word storythread



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

god thinks hes the shit, but

[GLENGLEN]

the other posters have different views



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

regarding the rearing of children and

[Oneness]

being thrown. The doctor said you

[GLENGLEN]

need to take the red tablets



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

on the nightstand as he unzipped

[GLENGLEN]

fleecy lined winter jacket.Then started



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

to slowly prance around in circles

[GLENGLEN]

having forgotten to take his tablets



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

and accidently having swallowed seven dimes

[Oneness]

Then the coat come off revealing

[GLENGLEN]

a pink waistcoat and polkadot, v-shaped



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Monte Carlo SS that squeeled tire

[chrisbagdon]

fire! there is a tire fire!

[orison319]

Goodyear for a barBQ, said the

[Oneness]

witty patient, as his treatments then

[crummyrummy]

became extremely painful. Laser tattoo removal

[JethBroh]

is no game for yellow chicken...

[crummyrummy]

or any of his colorful cohorts.

[chrisbagdon]

Stumbling upon a block of chopped

[crummyrummy]

cabbages, the dynamic duo prepared to

[Oneness]

Remove the car from the office

[crummyrummy]

and return it to its rightful

[JethBroh]

owner, that actualy was Bin Laden...

[Oneness]

But how to ship it to afghanistan?

[crummyrummy]

"I have an idea" said Oneness,

[GLENGLEN]

why not use a postal satchel



Cheers Glen.

[Oneness]

or a big plane, but the

[GLENGLEN]

most important aspect of the plan



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

is loving it when it cums

[crummyrummy]

together, along with the big cigar

[orison319]

that explodes whipped cream all over

[GLENGLEN]

unlucky by-standers who may be standing



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

underneath a large oak or walnut

[GLENGLEN]

18th century dining room setting,with



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

a/an fancy lazy Susan that spun

[Oneness]

, metaphorically speaking. The second most important

[orison319]

word of the day, legs wide

[crummyrummy]

shut and crossed and duct taped

[Oneness]

was the movie of the year

[crummyrummy]

, or at least that is what

[orison319]

mister rogers said while feeding fish

[crummyrummy]

what was left of his slippers.

[orison319]

Its a beautyful day in the

[Oneness]

Aquarium, he sung, as slipper chunks

[chrisbagdon]

were being regurgitated by his antsy

[crummyrummy]

man parts by way of his

[Oneness]

fish. On any normal day this

[crummyrummy]

would be construed as tyranny or

[Oneness]

animal cruelty, but one man argumentatively

[crummyrummy]

gestured towards the setting sun with

[Oneness]

status, and forewarned that every man

[crummyrummy]

, at some point, must wear a

[orison319]

seat belt or else youll get

[chrisbagdon]

poked by tree branches, sticking out

[Oneness]

. No man would wish upon a

[chrisbagdon]

yellow jacket. No man wishes upon

[orison319]

a star either, thats like believing

[chrisbagdon]

that yellowjackets come from yellow jackets

[Oneness]

they really come from your grandma's

[orison319]

pink hats, with the bumble bee

[Oneness]

vase with sand in it. Its

[chrisbagdon]

chicken of the sea, said Charlie

[JethBroh]

and the flowers, realy big

[orison319]

in your hair, are you going

[Oneness]

all hippie on me again? You

[orison319]

cant find your way to the

[crummyrummy]

little boys room. Such is life.

[Oneness]

but one day youll be a man

[chrisbagdon]

who knows what to do when

[crummyrummy]

a clock falls from a truck

[Oneness]

Youll have to be a man

[Rasputain1]

Sometime later, right now I must

[crummyrummy]

bleach my eyes out because I

[Rasputain1]

Need a convient excuse not to

[Oneness]

look at the sun. Because youre

[Rasputain1]

Insisting too much on keeping those

[chrisbagdon]

lobsters and oysters under your armpits

[Oneness]

for safe keeping, safe until the

[Rasputain1]

Martians finally realize that we have

[Oneness]

Mr.Rogers in a safe that cannot

[chrisbagdon]

hold more than four strong, young

[crummyrummy]

looking but old smelling, lab rats.

[Oneness]

There Mr Rogers, Fantasizes about the

[crummyrummy]

Olsen Twins eating fudge and bacon

[Oneness]

off sparkling clean plates. Mister Rogers,

[mcsac223]

depressed and lonely, decides to hang

[Rasputain1]

A picture of a flower on his

[Oneness]

flour, trying to be cunning, witty

[crummyrummy]

but succeding only in burning his

[Oneness]

house down. Later that day, many

[crummyrummy]

bobble-head dolls looking like the Beatles.

[Rasputain1]

Decided on world domination using only

[subtle_riot]

his wits and the 'brown note'

[Oneness]

,another word for poo, traveling across

[crummyrummy]

the back of his knuckles. Suddenly

[subtle_riot]

the back of his knuckles. Suddenly

the brown note resonates everybody's bowels

[chrisbagdon]

leaving a disheartening taste for the

[Oneness]

mouth. Everyone looks to the sky

[chrisbagdon]

which is drizzling down drops of wet

[Oneness]

and like a bat out of

[crummyrummy]

a banana salesman's bag of tricks.

[Oneness]

A fat guy, stands alone on

[chrisbagdon]

top of a Greyhound bus terminal

[Oneness]

soaked in sweat from walking up

[shine_crazydiamond]

from the past nights wet dreams

[Oneness]

Only to discover what was on

[crummyrummy]

PBS. "WHAT THE FUDGE" he cried

[Oneness]

He inched closer to the screen

[chrisbagdon]

neverminding all the glass that had

[crummyrummy]

been etched with Bud Light logos

[farmout]

reached out and grabbed the knob......:-)

[crummyrummy]

with his mouth, just in case

[Oneness]

saliva dripped down the powercord towards

[crummyrummy]

the base of the falcon Sculpture

[Oneness]

which was electro-volted by the famous

[crummyrummy]

Sargeant Pepper and his lonely hearts

[Oneness]

club band. Then he got hurt

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

from attempting to walk through the

[Oneness]

Television set only to find out

[chrisbagdon]

that the tent, where he slepted

[Oneness]

had a bear in it with

[chrisbagdon]

his claws ready to strike at

[orison319]

a daycare center for internet addicts

[Oneness]

many years later this would be

[orison319]

even more funny cause the bear

[Oneness]

ended up becoming skilled in Linux

[orison319]

and then developed Skynet and started

[Oneness]

having a profitable internet based company

[chrisbagdon]

. First, he gave all his new

[Oneness]

money to worthy organizations such as

[crummyrummy]

Hooters, Suicide Girls and of course.......

[Oneness]

abused clowns foundation. Later he ate

[crummyrummy]

the scraps left outside a hotel

[Meretrix]

They tasted good. He then said

[crummyrummy]

Hey little thing, you better light

[orison319]

another doobie, get us all stoned

[Oneness]

To which I replyed with great

[BBAD]

pleasure "yes" lets all get hammered

[Oneness]

The jockey said "Ive got a

[BBAD]

itch that needs major scratching on

[Oneness]

you. I scratched myself and shouted

[BBAD]

at the top of my lungs

[Oneness]

This pot is good because that

[orison319]

crazy motherfucker knows his hydrophonics

[crummyrummy]

but refuses to have sex with

[BBAD]

under age fat chicks from hipforums

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

except for when they wear sexy

[BBAD]

homemade hallowe'en squirrel costumes and big

[Oneness]

asses. One day you will refuse

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

to never go down on a

[Oneness]

fat hipforums girl, but that day

[BBAD]

is not very far...actually it's

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

just about today. she'll be happy.

[BBAD]

Later tonight she will bury her

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

bacon strips in between her rolls.

[BBAD]

Then she'll fly away in a

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

penguin costume as the kids whack

[Oneness]

Self correcting blow up clowns, If

[BBAD]

you knock one down they pop

[Oneness]

only when struck by a sharp

[BBAD]

edged object or a red hot

[Oneness]

sauce. I began running, running, Ill

[BBAD]

run untill my feet swell like

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

a pair of inflatable floating toys

[Oneness]

Cause im better than you, im

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

an extremely difficult piece of pie

[BBAD]

And I like to walk hard

[Oneness]

all over my son of a

[BBAD]

preacher man boyfriend..his sister is

[Oneness]

a bitch, so I like to

[BBAD]

give it to her hard and

[Oneness]

smell flowers in the early morning

[BBAD]

rain,and afternoon clouds with small

[orison319]

houses falling from the sky occasionally

[Dead_Man_Walking]

And they lived happily ever after.

[Dead_Man_Walking]

Suddenly, before they rolled the credits...

[BBAD]

and went home with their new

[Oneness]

bong. They stepped in something sticky

[BBAD]

it was a used diaper from

[crummyrummy]

Pakistan. Some people were not happy

[Oneness]

some people were just plain morbidly

[BBAD]

weird and yet normal at the

[Oneness]

freak show. this proves the theory

[BBAD]

that blue cheese is really just

[StillMourning]

a myth created to control people

[BBAD]

and read their minds with surprising

[MaryJBlaze]

accuracy, in order to create a

[BBAD]

new world order ...cheese heads of

[MaryJBlaze]

Canada, Unite and take back the

[BBAD]

respect we deserve by being the