Dude, where's my _____ ?

[ShadowShifta]

I start off by saying "Dude, where's my _____?". The next person will answer where it is and then they also ask "Dude, where's my ______?". and so on.

Eg;
Username1: Dude where's my car?




Username2: In a treeDude, where's my Wii?




Username3: I stole itDude where's my... and so on






So I'll start. Dude, where's my golf buggy?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i sold it to some old dude down my street..

Dude, wheres my cell phone?

[orison319]

I harvested the anti-matter from it.. "oops sorry my bad".


Dude, wheres my hairbrush?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i tried brushing some ladys hair on the bus with it because it looked like it needed a little grooming.. but then it turned out to be a wig... and got stuck in the knots.. ..

Dude, wheres my taco??

[ShadowShifta]

A hungry ninja ate it while it was digesting in your stomach

Dude, where's my spatula?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i cooked it.

Dude, wheres my wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man?

[orison319]

Hes playing his tuba in a one armed, one man band inside a bathtub.


Dude, wheres my flower pot?
____________________________________
btw How do you cook a spatula? nvm.

[ShadowShifta]

Garden Gnomes stole your flower pot to stock up on their flower pots used as ammunition againsts terrorising mutant nuclear turtles

Dude, where's my birth certificate?

btw How do you cook a spatula? nvm.A: with a magnifying glass

[Oneness]

ontop of your death certificate.

Dude, where's my monkey

[orison319]

currently the president of the united states.


Dude, Wheres my umbrella?

[Oneness]

opened indoors!!!

dudeskis, wheres my soul!?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

sold it to Satin.

Dude, wheres my underwear?

[GLENGLEN]

I'm Wearing Them On My Head.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon19.gif


Dude........Whatever Happened To My Morals.....? ? ? ?


Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ShadowShifta]

Your bible corrupted them.

Dude, where the hell is my fake moustache?

[perkyperks]

oh,,, ummm... :uhoh2: Well, we ran out of toilet paper and the only thing i could find was your mustache.

Dude, Where's my vibrator?

[ShadowShifta]

You were so drunk you sold it to a guy who stand outside stores in promotional baboon mascot outfit selling baby diapers.

Dude, where's my super powers?

[orison319]

I sold them to Lex Luthor.


Dude, wheres my Tomato.

[Oneness]

in my sauce... of DOOM!

dude, where's my Darth Vader helmet

[orison319]

I traded it for some for some POGS. Alf pogs in fact..

Dude, Wheres my Llama?

[Oneness]

at a comic book store buying a darth vader helmet

dude, wheres my burrito

[scratcho]

It would appear to be sticking out of my ass.Please watch where you lay things.----------Dude--where's my bitches?

[orison319]

in my garden cause they were a bunch of hoes.

Dude, wheres my Water Hose?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i used it as a shower.

Dude, wheres my t.v?

[orison319]

I turned it into a toaster.

Dude, Wheres my Drum set?

[ShadowShifta]

Being used for your inter-racial childs' science diorama

Dude, where's my disney dvd collection?

[Zhyppers]

I borrowed it.

Dude! Where's my love?

[Spiritawakening]

In Orisons Dvd cabnet.

Dude, wheres my alarm clock?

[Zhyppers]

In the motivation of your heart.
Dude, where's my Dude?

[Spiritawakening]

In bed asleep

Dude, where is my pot plant?

[Oneness]

it's in secret room in the basement, I heard some suspicious knocks, but it was your aunt Jemima.

Dude, where's my poncho?

[Spiritawakening]

You dropped in on the jungle floor and it is now the property of a mad tiger...sorry!

Dude, where is my warmth?

[orison319]

ask and you shall recieve. :hug:

Dude, wheres my French Fries?

[Subliminal89]

i ate them.

Dude, wheres my computer?

[Zhyppers]

i stoles it!
Dude, where's my search warrant?

[Oneness]

the cops have it, theyre holding off on it, in their attempts to unravel a major drug ring.

dude, wheres my catapult???

[Zhyppers]

pulting cats.
Dude! Where's my dog-a-pult?

[Oneness]

pulting dogs :rolleyes:

dude, wheres my cobra?

[perkyperks]

being viscously attacked by Taco!

Uh oh~Dude where's Taco?

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/517/jz1a40avzg.jpg

In the left ring is a Cobra and in the right ring weighing in at 4lbs, 3 ounces is the undefeated champ.....TACO!!! :hurray:

[ShadowShifta]

If taco is your dog, it was chopped and and thrown into a meat grinder to be used as mince in other tacos.

Dude, where's my "Where's Wally" Book?

[Spiritawakening]

In the grade 3 class at the local primary school

Dude, wheres my pen?

[orison319]

Its squirting ink cause I was holdin' it to tight..


Dude, Wheres my Upholstery Fabric?

[Spiritawakening]

Tying the neighbour to a tree

Dude, where is my heart?

[orison319]

Im keeping it in my Pocket.

Dude, Wheres my pants?

[Spiritawakening]

You burried them in the backyard, remember?

Dude, where in my grumpy, wet, bag-of-bones cat?

[orison319]

sitting right here. CHILLIN.

Dude, wheres my cat nip?

[Spiritawakening]

In the garden, planted near your pants

Dude, where is my ball gown?

[orison319]

being Im trading it on Ebay for a fortune telling iguana.

Dude, Wheres my plastic spoork?

[Spiritawakening]

In a rubbish dump somewhere is California

Dude, where is my toy drum?

[orison319]

Being played by the "Little Drummer Boy. "David Bowie".

Dude, Wheres my surf board?

[Spiritawakening]

A shark took a bite out of it

Dude, where is my apple?

[GLENGLEN]

Up The Bloody Tree......Right Where Mother Nature Put It..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif



Cheers Glen.


DUDE.......Where's My Favourite "Sex Toy".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[orison319]

Right up your ass where mother nature intended it to be.....


dude, Wheres my Batteries?

[GLENGLEN]

In My Sex Toys............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


DUDE.......Where's My Collection Of "Dirty Magazines"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif

[Spiritawakening]

Your best mates grandma confiscated them

Dude, where is my cd?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

aw - shit, used it as a frizbee..

Dude, wheres my mind?

[GLENGLEN]

You Looooooooooost It Many Years Ago......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif......Too Many Shrooomes.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where Is My Photo Of Glen.......So I Can Stick Pins In It And Do ???????????...To It....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[Oneness]

It's looking at itself in the mirror.. :eek:

Dude where is my boat?

[Spiritawakening]

Floating along the river nile

Dude, wheres my ears?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

ask picasso.

Dude, wheres my rooster?

[GLENGLEN]

In My Freezer......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



Dude...Where's My Cat..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif


Cheers Glen.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

in my oven...

Dude, wheres my stripper boots?

[Oneness]

On a Rockstar

Dude, where's my intensity?

[GLENGLEN]

Alas.......It Faded Away To Nothing......Many...Many...Years Ago...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif


Cheers Glen.


DUDE....Where's My Tube Of Lube.?.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif....Grrrrrrr....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

[orison319]

You used it all up....


Dude, wheres my Washing machine?

[GLENGLEN]

What Do You Mean "I Used It All Up".........Are You Calling Me A "Wanker"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.



Jeers.....Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.


P.S......I Don't Give A "Rats Ass".....As To The Current Location Of Your "Freakin" Washing Machine..........There That Told Him...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif.


DUDE.....Where's My Free Trial "Gift Voucher" To A Medically Supervised.... "ANGER MANAGEMENT COURSE"......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[orison319]

That got used to roll my last doobie..


Dude, Wheres my CAP LOCK^ KEY?

[Spiritawakening]

It was eaten by a flock of humming birds

DUDE, where's my foot?

[GLENGLEN]

That got used to roll my last doobie..


Dude, Wheres my CAP LOCK^ KEY?When It Comes To "Cap Locks".....I'm Da Man..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif...O.K!!!..Ya Got A Prob With That.?...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.


...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif's......Glen.


DUDE........Where's My.....A.K..47..??......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[themnax]

your a.k. got eaten by a flock of humming birds too. and not to be making a big deal of it or anything, but i'd keep my head real low the next time you see them comming by.

dude, where's my whole transit network, all the monorail pilons and vehicules and stations and almost everything?

=^^=
.../\...

[GLENGLEN]

I Bought The Lot.......At A Weekend Garage Sale.......They Are Now All Installed In The "Minature Train" And "Metro Transit" Display... In My Shed......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif



Toots......Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


DUDE............Where's My "Personal Rocket Launcher"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[ChicosDeBama]

In your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Dude...where's my sense of direction?

[Spiritawakening]

It was lost long ago

Dude, where's my shoes?

[GLENGLEN]

WHAT ARE SHOES...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif. Oh Thats Right .....I Remember Them.....Restrictive....Smelly....Uncomfortable Things You Wear On Your Feet...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif..Am I Correct...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif...Have Not Worn Them...(summer or winter)...For Years...........So If I May Ask......Why Do You Miss Them......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif.



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.........Where's My Collection Of "Toe Rings"....

[orison319]

They are toe rings? We thought they were 'O' rings and sold them to NASA.


Dude, Wheres my Tongue depressors?

[GLENGLEN]

DID YOU....Well May I Suggest....You Get Up Off Your Miserable....Boney Ass....And Get Them Back........NOW...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif 's.... Glen.


DUDE.......Where Did I Park My "Nuke Equipped"...."Laser Tracking"... Hummer....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Answer........Right Outside orison319's Front Door......(big smilie face)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


I'm Gunna "TAKE YOU OUT"....SUNSHINE.......(even bigger smilie face)

[orison319]

I destroyed it with my microwave popcorn maker.


Dude, Wheres my Monkey?

[GLENGLEN]

Sitting On Your Shoulder......You Silly.....Half Blind......Moronic.....Twit...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif


DUDE.......Where's The Politeness.....And Good Manners I Was Taught As A Child........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif

[Subliminal89]

out the window.

Dude, where's my homework?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

your cat pissed on it.

Dude, where's my pacifier?

[GLENGLEN]

You Accidently Sat On It......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif......Ewwwwwwwwwwww



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where's My Sanity....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif...One Must Seriously Question The Saneness Of A Person....(me).... Who Is Still Not In His "Virginal Bed" At This hour.....But Is Content To Play These "BLOODY GAMES"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

[Oneness]

It is in its relative nature.

dude, where'd my ASS go?

[GLENGLEN]

Only Your Boyfriend.....Can Answer That Question.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif..........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.


DUDE.........Where's My "Stunning Good Looks" Gone....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

[emelia]

It fell off when you got leprosy

:ack:

Dude, where's my virginity?

[Oneness]

In a drunken haze.

Dude, wheres my pussy?

[BillyX]

At the pound it was found roaming the streets late at night!

Dude, Wheres my Sanity?

[Oneness]

the evil troll under the bridge has it.

Dude, where's my sobriety?

[Spiritawakening]

In the dirt

Dude, where's my rabbit?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

down the rabbit hole..

Dude, wheres my alcohol?

[Oneness]

a bunch of hoodlums came and robbed your stash. Aka me.

dude, where's my fat chick?

[emelia]

Right here baby! *wobbles*

:H

dude, where's my weed? (seriously... :confused: )

[GLENGLEN]

Your Mother Found It In Your Room........And "Flushed" It....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where's My Car-keys??? (been searching for them for the last hour)....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.....Grrrrrrrr

[orison319]

I turned them in for scrap metal..

Dude, Wheres my coat hangers?

[Subliminal89]

i uses them to pick locks.

dude wheres my pot?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

using them as antennas for the tv...

dude, wheres my pet cockroach?

[GLENGLEN]

Whoooooooops.....Just Stepped On It......Sorry..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon15.gif



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where Has My...Ability ,To "Get Laid" Evaporated To...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

[crummyrummy]

Dr. Evil stole your Mojo.




Dude, where's my sense of style?

[GLENGLEN]

Never Had It............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon13.gif.



Have Not Got It Now..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon13.gif



Never Will Have It.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon13.gif



Cheers Glen.



DUDE...................Where's My Ability To Address Senior Members Of This Forum......In A Respectful Manner......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[crummyrummy]

In a mailbox on the corner of Goulburn St. and Castlereagh St. in Sydney.




Dude where did all the time go?

[Oneness]

Ah man the damn clock is set to run backwards..

Dude, where is my life :(

[ShadowShifta]

Death has it

Dude, where's my unicycle?

[nakedtreehugger]

right where you parked it of course.

dude, where's my bed? i can't seem to find it, it's been so long since i've been there.

[GLENGLEN]

It's Under That Massive Pile Of Dirty Laundry......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif..You Should Have Washed Today.......But You Spent The Whole Day Posting On "Hip Forums".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.......DIDN'T YOU........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif



Cheers Glen.

DUDE........Wheres My Telescope........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif.

[nakedtreehugger]

no.... i didn't... i didn't get on until the sun was down... and you're right, i found the bed underneath jrnyman's pile of dirty laundry lol!

your telescope is right where you left it dear glenglen... in the car you parked right across from my house... so you could spy on me... which is why you knew where my bed was...

dude... where is all the food i made the other day? it's all seemed to disappear

[GLENGLEN]

jrnyman......And Most Of Your Guests......Have Been Sneaking Food Across The Road To Me For Days Now..........On The Condition That I Share With Them.......All The Photos I Have Taken With My Telescope.... Of The "Goings On" In Your Bedroom...............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.



Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

P.S...........You Are A Very Good Cook....By The Way......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif......At This Point Gentle Readers.....Glen...Delivers A Horrendous Burp.......Followed By A Equally Revolting...Fart....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


DUDE.........Whatever Happened To My "Table Manners"..?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

the table-manners-stealing goblin stole them..

Dude, where's my door knob?

[nakedtreehugger]

i stole it, and i'm polishing it, just so i can say, shroomie, i'm polishing your knob.

dude... where did time go? it's 5:55 already!

[redyelruc]

Into the annals of history.

Where's my sense of humoue gone?

[Oneness]

up your ass.

Dude where's my duffel bag

[nakedtreehugger]

it disappeared into the newest black hole in the universe... the one where your duffle bag used to be.

dude... where's my sense of humor?

[GLENGLEN]

It Hasn't Gone Anywhere.........Confirming That Although You Look Terribly ..."Old"... In Your Sig......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif.....You Remain "Young At Heart"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif



Cheers Glen..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.


DUDE........Where's My Ability To Dissapear In A Hurry........Till Nakedtreehugger Cools Her Heels....

[orison319]

Your Ability To Dissapear was borrowed by me. As i was training other ninjas..


Dude, wheres my bulldozer?

[GLENGLEN]

If You Care To Take A Walk To The Front Window.......Draw Back The Drapes......You Will See Your Bulldozer........Engine At Full Revs.......Blade Down......And GLENGLEN In The Drivers Seat......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.Sweat On His Brow......Muscles Tensed......Evil Look In His Eyes.......And Even More Evil Thoughts In His Mind............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.........Where's The Instruction Manual For This F****n Thing....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.....I Don't Seem To Be Able To Find First Gear..........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[redyelruc]

Unfortunately if has been used to line the floor of the chicken coup, so I guess you're in the shit.

Dude, where is my childhood sweetheart?

[Subliminal89]

working the corner.
dude wheres my air conditioner??

[crummyrummy]

Homer stole it.

Dude, wheres my sense of accomplishment?

[bekyboo52]

what acomplishment

dude....wheres scooby doo?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

he's got some work to do now...

dude, wheres my holy water?

[GLENGLEN]

Is That What It Was??...:o....Silly Me Thought It Was Communion Wine And Sculled It.........Thought It Tasted A Bit Ordinary...:mad:.


Cheers Glen.

DUDE......Where's My Respect For The "Holy Sacrament"..?

[Didjerigirl]

it's hidden behind a sex-shop counter.

dude, where is my self-control?

[Oneness]

lost because of your Bi-Polar disorder

Dude where's my automobile?

[Subliminal89]

in my back yard.

dude, where is my 50 bucks?

[Oneness]

It's now 2500$ because i used it to buy and sell some crack.

Dude where's my arm?

[GLENGLEN]

Well You Insisted On Trying "Fisting".......So I Guess We All Know Where Your Arm Went.....;)...:D


Cheers Glen


DUDE.......Where's My Leg.......:eek:

[Zeroblue2]

still there...we mixed up the amputation with the sex change in the next room over...

dude wheres my board?

[duckandmiss]

its was totally trashed on that reef out there *points to reef* but you almost had that wave!

dude where's my birthday greetings at work this morning....?

[GLENGLEN]

If It Really Was Your Birthday Today...25-6-08....Then I Am Truly Sorry That This Historic Moment In History Was Allowed To Pass Without Due Celebrations...:(



Cheers Glen.


DUDE.....Where's My Shotgun...:eek:...Cause I Just Can't Stand These People Who Say This Is Their B-Day.........Just So We Will Shower Them With Love....Affection...And Best Wishes....In A Vain Attempt To Boost Their Sagging Ego's...................(pathetic)





P.S.......May I Take This Opportunity To Say.........My B-Day Will Be Celebrated This Coming Week..:o...And All Wishes Of Love And Affection Will Be Gratefully Accepted.....:D

[duckandmiss]

Your shotgun? Let's hope it's in your mouth! :);):D

Cheers Duck



Dude where's my ellipsis...:confused:

[GLENGLEN]

Oxford-Dic.....[Ellipsis].....QUOTE......(to fall short..or fail...:(....the ommission of one or more words in a sentence,which would be needed to express the sense completely)......UNQUOTE.


Sounds Lilke The Perfect Descipition Of Almost Every Post Glen Has Ever Made On "Hip Forums"........:D



Cheers Glen...

DUDE...........Where's My Basic Ability To "Grasp" The English Language.http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon5.gif

[Oneness]

You're German.

Dude, where's my broach?

[BBAD]

Probably on one of your fingers


Dude........wheres my cheese??

[Oneness]

under your pillow.

Dude, where's my quad iced mocha?

[farmout]

goat drank the dang thang...

Dude, where's my bong....:-)

[Oneness]

Dude I broke it i'm so sorry I got too stoned and knocked it off the table on accident, i'll get you a new one, we'll go out the head shop tommorrow.

Dude, where's my pencil?

[farmout]

you know by now, the goat et it....:-)

Dude, where's my false teeth....:-)

[BBAD]

fell into the outhouse hole



Dude wheres my dog?

[farmout]

not the outhouse again....:-(

Your dogs out chasin wabbits....

Dude, whar's my cumberbun.....:-)

[BBAD]

You left it in the bathroom when you attended Elton Johns wedding


Dude wheres my Banana seat bike

[farmout]

I had one of those!....:-)

Dude, wheres my lottery ticket....:-)

[BBAD]

I cashed it in



Dude....wheres my fatass daisy duke shorts

[farmout]

I'm wearin them, wanna see?.....:-)

Dude, wheres my motorcycle.....:-)

[BBAD]

Back at the real owners house where you stole it


Dude wheres my Elvis on velvet painting

[Oneness]

Sold it at a garage sale. Now its in Indonesia.

Dude, where's my underwear?

[BBAD]

At the Ripley's believe it or not museum showcase of longest skidmark



Dude wheres my nosehair clippers?

[ItsRiver]

At the Ripley's believe it or not museum showcase of longest skidmark



Dude wheres my nosehair clippers?

I used to it trim this cat's balls.

Dude where's my magic wand?

[BBAD]

In your drawer next to the used condoms


Dude wheres my lip balm?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i used it as lube. i'll replace it. i promise.

Dude, where's my stapler?

[BBAD]

I lent it to Orison.............good luck getting it back



Dude wheres my paycheck??

[farmout]

spent it on wine women and song....:-)

Dude, wheres my 5-16th wrench....:-)

[BBAD]

Lost while using it to pick my nose




Dude wheres my ballpein hammer?

[GigglySunshine]

At the Ripley's believe it or not museum showcase of longest skidmark



Dude wheres my nosehair clippers?

It got flushed in the toilet while i was shaving my legs

Dude where is my Couch?!

[zombiewolf]

Sorry, I thought it was a sofa. I threw it out.

Dude, where is my waxy build-up?

[BBAD]

In your ears


Dude wheres my itch?

[zombiewolf]

In your brain!

Dude where's my chingarera?

[BBAD]

I have no idea,but I can say its not in my dictionary..

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Dude where your education?

[GigglySunshine]

I got pregnant at 13 and ran off with the other Idiot...

Dude where is my pencil?!

[Oneness]

drawring.

Dude, where's my octopus?

[GigglySunshine]

opps I ate him....

Where are my keys?!

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i can't answer that... you didn't say dude!
... kinda like... simon says..................
nope! you didn't say simon!!
lol.

anyway..

dude, where's my pineapple?

[BBAD]

I juiced it and drank it all up


Dude,,wheres my favourite Snoopy t-shirt??

[farmout]

hangin out dryin on the line....:-)

Dude where's my cascade hops.....:-)

[zombiewolf]

Certainly not in Montana, since Anhauser-Busch sold to Inbev. (They grew 'em in the Flathead valley I believe)

Dude, where's my 6 row barley?

[BBAD]

I fed it to your neighbors horses


Dude ,wheres my favourite naked lady shaped toothbrush?

[Eskimo101]

i used it for other purposes other than brushing my teeth(you dont want it back now)

dude wheres my bong

[GigglySunshine]

I gave it to my neighbor.. He treathen to kill me [dirty cop]

Dude where is my underware?!

[BBAD]

You dont wear underwear......trick question!!!


Dude...Wheres my bag of pistaschios

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

fed them to the squirrels.

dude, where's my roof?

[BBAD]

under my feet you Hobbit


Dude.......wheres my kielbossa

[Oneness]

In your wife's vagina.

Dude, where's my night stand?

[BBAD]

She left early



Dude......Where's my bic lighter

[Oneness]

Pocketed by the pro.

dude, where's my piano?

[BBAD]

I dropped it on Wile E. Cayote

Dude wheres my moped?

[Oneness]

you lent it to your boyfriend, from "Seattle"

dude, where's my mongoose?

[BBAD]

killing my snakes


Dude...........wheres my pretzels

[Oneness]

killing my snakes.

Dude, where's my helper monkey?

[BBAD]

He out fetching you new diapers




Dude...........wheres my dog?

[Oneness]

on a "Homeward Bound" style adventure.

Dude, where's my door mat?

[BBAD]

At the C.S.I. undergoing DNA analysis



Dude.............where's my new chainsaw??

[Oneness]

at the C.S.I.

Dude, where's my barber?

[BBAD]

Still puking after you dropped your pants and requested a trim


Dude .......wheres my farmer friend that used to visit everyday??

[Oneness]

hes playing banjo behind turner's machine parlour and hootch nanny barn

dude, wheres my elephant man?

[BBAD]

Micheal Jackson is masterbating with him

Dude.....wheres my watch

[Oneness]

It upgraded to Big Ben.

dude, where's my ocean

[BBAD]

Your ocean??...you mean your CD of Billy Ocean??..I burned it


Dude ..........wheres my tv you borrowed last week?

[Diego_NM]

your father have it
dude.... where´s my cock?

[orison319]

Its on the windowsill...



Dude where is my viking boat?

[barefoot4ever]

its in the pacific ocean where there is a war featuring the vickings ane the pirates. dude where are my flip flops?

[Diego_NM]

on my feat :D

dude, where is my hair?

[orison319]

Im using it for pubes.....


Dude... Wheres my nunchucks??...

[Diego_NM]

last samurai is playing with em....

dude, where is my fish?

[Oneness]

gone fishing.

Dude, where's my sasquatch?

[BBAD]

Boogahbaah is probably in RT



Dude........wheres my abacus?

[farmout]

I'm usin it to help with Counting Crows.....:-)

Dude, wheres my cold frame....:-)

[BBAD]

Look up silly..........youve been living under it for months now



Dude......wheres my ATV?

[Oneness]

driving into the sunset.

Dude, where's my voice?

[farmout]

gone for now, you have laryngitis....:-)

Dude, where are my clackers.....:-)

[BBAD]

Hanging between your legs.....wear something more supportive dude...It'll pay off when your 80 and not dragging them on the floor



Dude........wheres my Bellydancing Hooker I ordered over an hour ago?

[farmout]

she decided to go to Orison's tree house instead....:-)

Dude, wheres my john deere....:-)

[Wormed]

some hick's using it as a ride to the grocery store!

dude, where's my sex drive?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

the last person you had sex with killed it.

dude, wheres my kitkat bar?

[BBAD]

Melted into the defrost duct of my 4x4 GMC

Dude.......wheres my jackknife

[farmout]

its in your 4x4 GMC's glovebox...

Dude, wheres my capo...:-)

[BBAD]

I dropped into the hole on your upright bass


Dude....wheres my thingamajiggywhatchamacallit?

[farmout]

Wow, thats totally not fair, but I think Orison took it to work....:-)

Dude, wheres my electronic ocillator...:-)

[BBAD]

Beside your metronome........... http://www.metronomeonline.com/


Dude.........wheres my new shoes?

[Boogabaah]

trash can.. shoes are for wussies!


dude where's my scarf my kid stole from me?

[BBAD]

You dont need it anyway.....you must be the only person in california to own a scarf


Dude ....wheres my bobble head of Lorena Bobbitt?

[crummyrummy]

Under your car seat, where you left it.

Dude, Where is my zeal for posting?

[BBAD]

I dont know but I shure hope you find it again


Dude....wheres my secret stash of Anthrax powder?

[Glowstick]

Dude, I like totally sold it to some little kids thinking they could get high man...

Dude .. Wheres my personal lubricant ?

[BBAD]

I used it to cure my sack rash

Dude...wheres my AC remote

[farmout]

I think the dog ate it, open yer winders man, your in Canada after all.....:-)

Dude, wheres the cap to my moonshine jug....:-)

[BBAD]

You really dont want me to answer that.....trust me....just wait a few days...follow your dog around the yard...and it will show up sooner or later



Dude.....wheres my apple peeler/corer machine?

[sanja_serbia]

I dismantled it and made electric toothbrush...

Dude, where's my space modulator?...

[BBAD]

I sold it to these guys
http://www.migrantweb.org/Portals/0/Resource%20Pages/Books/calvin%20and%20hobbes.jpg

Dude ....wheres my rifle?

[Padme]

I lost it in the forest...

Dude, where's my book bag?

[BBAD]

You dropped during your latest B&E

Dude ...wheres my Iced Coffee?

[farmout]

I must confess, Orison drank half & I drank the other half, then chased it with some fresh shine....:-0
Dude, wheres my mind....:-)

Calvin & Hobbs are my hero's....:-)

[BBAD]

Your mind was lost in the 60's


dude..wheres my Mastercard

[farmout]

UH-Oh, well, err, mayhaps we may have used yer Mastercard to purchase some little things fer the farm party, cheese whiz, lots of WHIPPED CREAM, some chips and dips, you know BBAD, STUFF....:-)

Dude, wheres my man hole cover....:-)

[BBAD]

I sold........scrap is worth almost 225$ a ton here


Dude.......wheres my UFC tickets?

[Chriss]

I stole them.
Dude, where's my conscience?

[BBAD]

Gone..............along with your youth



Dude..wheres my 52" flatscreen?

[farmout]

Well, we got it out back by the barn watchin some cool videos here at the farm party :-)

Dude, wheres my mornin after bloody Mary....:-)

[sanja_serbia]

You drank it last night....

Dude, where's my 2nd grade teacher?...

[BBAD]

I married her


Dude.......wheres my calzone?

[farmout]

I do believe it was eaten by munchy crazed folks....:-)

Dude, wheres my timepiece.....:-)

[BBAD]

it got old...ran outta time and died



Dude...wheres my sanity?

[sanja_serbia]

Gone with the wind.....

Dude, where's my naked angel tattoo?...

[farmout]

I thot I saw it on yer bum...:-)

Dude, wheres my amish paste maters.....:-)

[BBAD]

I used it as loghouse chinking

Dude....wheres those jelly beans you were planting in your garden?

[farmout]

I made jelly & jam with em after they sprouted up....:-)

Dude, wheres my cloaking coat you borrowed....:-)

[drew172]

I tore it a little...then dropped it on shoe polish...then I really ripped it by stepping on it...and finally shrunk it in the wash. Sorry.

Dude, where's my teletubbie doll?

[farmout]

I launched it on one of my bottle rockets.....:-)

Dude, wheres my skate key....:-)

[BBAD]

I must have thrown it out because I didnt know what it was

Dude...wheres my booster cables?

[farmout]

I got em hooked to my International Scout....:-)

Dude, wheres my old vw beetle.....:-)

[BBAD]

I turned it into a bushbuggy

Dude...wheres my puppy

[Meretrix]

Cruella DeVille turned it into a coat.

Dude, where's my cat?

[Son of Peace]

I gave him to the pest control center.
Dude where's my leftover tofu?

[farmout]

It disintegrated....:-)

Dude, wheres my outback inverter...:-)

[BBAD]

I put your outback inverter outfront upsidedown


Dude.......wheres my blueberries?

[farmout]

Sorry, ate them all....:-)
Dude, wheres my girly friend.....here's a pic of her:-)
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x93/dagu52/funny%20pics/ugly.jpg (javascript:void(0);)

[GigglySunshine]

The circus called and they asked for their freak back.. So i sold her for a pickle..


Dude where is my underware?

[farmout]

I think BBAD is wearin them or maybe Orison?.....:-)
Dude, wheres my boatswain whistle.....:-)

[Son of Peace]

You gave it to the cops to help find your girl...
Dude where's my moped?

[farmout]

I rode that thang all the way to town...:-)

Dude, wheres my crocs....:-)

[Son of Peace]

Hollywood borrowed 'em for the makin' of Batman 3....:D

Dude where's my pants?

[BBAD]

around your ankles ...I can see your .....



Dude..........wheres my ex wife?

[farmout]

Oh no, thats her pic, and I thot she was my girly friend....:-)http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x93/dagu52/funny%20pics/ugly.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:void(0);)


Dude, wheres my transciever....:-)

[BBAD]

did anyone else notice Gigglysunshine is always looking for her underwear everytime she posts??...I need to know more girls like that


Your transciever is in the repair shop...when it comes back it'll be a transceiver


Dude...wheres my spellcheck?

[Son of Peace]

Wherever you aren't.....:cool:
Dude where's my honey mustard veggie burger....?