Dude, where's my _____ ?

[BBAD]

The fashion police took them in for recycling


Dude wheres my leaf blower?

[Dallas14]

i sold it for crack

dude, where's my cell phone?

[farmout]

I took it in to the pawn shop....:-)

Dude, wheres my come-a-long....:-)

[BBAD]

It came and went


Dude wheres my xylophone

[Indica.Skye]

i sold it to the blue man group.

dude, where's my volkswagon?

[BBAD]

I sold it to the Scrap Crushers


Dude wheres my Lada?

[farmout]

OlderWaterBrother borrowed it....:-)

Dude, wheres my two meter tranciever.....:-)

[BBAD]

Its in the oven...I thought it was a ham


Dude wheres my woodpile?

[farmout]

Me a Ham...:)

I used yer woodpile to make some special moonshine....:-0

Dude, wheres my morse code bug.....:-)

[BBAD]

He couldnt understand your dits.....and made a dash for freedom



Dude...wheres my chinchilla?

[farmout]

we fried it up fer supper....:-0

Dude, wheres my flame thrower....:-)

[BBAD]

I used it when I couldnt find my leaf blower.....burnt up the neighbors farm and blamed it on the neighborhood kids...you want it back?


Dude wheres my alarm clock?

[farmout]

Nope, don't want it back now....:-0
I hear something ticking in that box that came in the mail...:-0

Dude, wheres my pumpkin patch....:-)

[PsyGrunge]

A bunch of teenagers raided it just before halloween.

Dude... where's my lasagne?

[Eternal Soul]

Oops was it yours? I fed it to the dog!

Hey where's my pants?

[BBAD]

at Shales house


dude wheres my backgammon set?

[farmout]

donated it to goodwill...:-)

Dude whars my cheese cake...:-)

[BBAD]

I ate it...it was good


Dude wheres my pile of scrap aluminum?

[farmout]

sold, to the highest bidder..:-)

Dude, wheres my boca burger....:-)

[BBAD]

It taste dlike sawdust so i pitched it in the fireplace

Dude wheres my chihuahua?

[enigma-the-one]

i saw roadcleaner sweep it off the road

dude where's my money?

[ShanaBanana]

I invested it with a drug trafficker who was leaving for Mexico to bring back a truck full of weed.

Dude, where's my salami?

[Dagaz]

Whoops! I sat on him.

Dude where's my taco?

[BBAD]

between your legs


Dude wheres my Whopper?

[Dagaz]

Waiting to be told to the next girl.

DWM nose ring?

[Eternal Soul]

Oh I used it for the curtains!

DWM big green book?

[BBAD]

I painted it yellow and now its blue


Dude wheres my lawnmower?

[farmout]

I put the engine on a go-cart...:-)

Dude, wheres my truck tires...:-)

[BBAD]

I put them on my lawnmower


Dude wheres my vacuum cleaner?

[farmout]

it sucked itself out of exsistance...:-)

Dude, wheres my hairy vetch...:-)

[veiled1]

Hey that was REALLY funny !!!!

[BBAD]

I dont know what a hairy vetch is



Dude wheres my arc welder?

[veiled1]

and silence...(it appears no one knows what that is )

[farmout]

hairy vetch is a cover crop for winter gardens or for quick growth on bare ground...:-)
I broke yer arc welder..
Dude wheres my frankfurter...:-0

[BBAD]

in your wifes over getting warm


dude wheres my box of mealworms?

[PeaceAndRasta]

in my blunt

dude wheres my bottle cap?

[farmout]

in the recycle bin...:-)

Dude wheres my crayola's....:-)

[BBAD]

my dog ate them

dude wheres my costco membership card?

[seizedbyanger]

in the fridge

dude wheres my hand sanitizer?

[BBAD]

I gave myself a bath in it yesterday..I hope it killed all her germs


Dude wheres my canned tuna?

[farmout]

made tuna salad of it....:-)

Dude wheres my finger food...:-)

[BBAD]

stuck to your fingers


dude wheres Orison319?

[farmout]

he's out jammin somewhere...:-)

Dude wheres Boogs...:-)

[enigma-the-one]

he's gone...
dude, where's my pixel? xD

[Oneness]

you left it in my digicam brah brah.

Dude, where's my leg??

[BBAD]

stuck in the stump grinder


Dude wheres my airplane ticket?

[Oneness]

you dropped it in the machine that gives you your ball back at the bowling alley.

Dude, Wheres my girlfriend?

[BBAD]

she was lured to california by an internet troll


Dude wheres my tire pressure guage?

[Dagaz]

You sat on it and it just disappeared :eek:

Dude where's my other half of my ass?

[BBAD]

bed sores took it away


Dude wheres my Daihatsu Mini-truck?

[orison319]

Running terriorist across the border from Iraq into Syria.

Dude wheres my Dvd of The Best of Granny Trannies?

[BBAD]

Shroomie borrowed it

Dude wheres my Partridge Family sound machine album?

[opel diamond]

i sold it to a hooded character down an alley

dude wheres my slugs?

[BBAD]

I cooked them up for the homeless shelter folks


dude wheres my nose?

[ShanaBanana]

In my butt.

Dude where's my rocket fueled flight boots?

[BBAD]

I borrowed em for the weekend

dude wheres my watch?

[ShanaBanana]

I sold it to buy cream of mushroom soup.

Dude, where's my ultrasonic tooth pick?

[Oneness]

Scraping out Mecha Mouth.

Dude, where's my *CANNOT COMPUTE*

[ShanaBanana]

I saw it last night on WARGAMES.

Dude, where's my turkey pot pie?

[opel diamond]

in my belly!

dude, wheres my friends?

[farmout]

they are in a forest hiding under some shrooms...:-)

Dude, wheres my warm weather...:-)

[Oneness]

Stuck in a cloud.

Dude, Where is my Icy Hot

[farmout]

it cooled off...;-)

Dude, wheres my fancy pants....:-)

[ShanaBanana]

I don't know but the ones you have on make your ass look mahvoulous, dahlink!

Dude, where's my g spot?

[opel diamond]

to the right of your f spot.

dude wheres my flock of sheep?

[does2]

My cousin has the herd of sheep..

Dude! Where's my crate of lube?

[ShanaBanana]

Next to the palet of condoms.

Dude, where's my organ grinder monkey?

[Oneness]

He's now a hooker in Mongolia.


Dude, where's my hometown?

[Dagaz]

It just went down the river.

Dude where's my zzz padded bra?

[BBAD]

I stole it...hope you dont mind...I streched it out a bit


Dude wheres my email box?

[Dagaz]

It got lost when the left side of your brain checked out.

Dude where's my bathing calendar

[BBAD]

I been using it to ..um....ah....read with



Dude wheres my box of legos?

[Dagaz]

I gave them away to the goodwill

Dude where's my pooper scooper?

[buttrfly)i(]

i used it to make the hamburgers i made for you that one time.

dude wheres my phone?



....i really lost it

[Dagaz]

Check your butt crack :D

Where's my pacifier?

[BBAD]

in my butt crack


dude wheres my guarana cola?

[Dagaz]

I poured it on your kitchen floor to feed the ants.

Dude, where's my chanel changer?

[buttrfly)i(]

in the black hole in the bottom of my purse...

wheres my lava lamp?

[BBAD]

It got too hot and erupted just like a volcano


dude wheres my plane ticket to somewhere warm?

[buttrfly)i(]

i ate it and it tasted like asparagus.

dude wheres my drum?

[BBAD]

It made too much noise....so I gave it away to a kid whos parents I dont like

Dude wheres my winter boots?

[orison319]

I put them on the cow.

dwim smiwwing pool. ?

[BBAD]

in ganjakings basement


Dude wheres my pants?

[Oneness]

I ground them into a fine powder and sprinkled it on a fire during the summer solstice.

Dude where's my warm beer?

[Donnyw]

I put it in the freezer and it exploded

Dude where my wrench?

[BBAD]

I dropped it down the storm sewer

Dude wheres my airmiles card?

[Dagaz]

I used them to plug up an enemies toilet

Dude where's my toilet paper?

[BBAD]

the squirrels took it


dude wheres my mountain dew?

[Dagaz]

I used it for a douche.

Dude, where's my printer?

[farmout]

I sold it at the flea market...:-)

Dude wheres my free airline ticket...:-)

[The Earth]

There never was one it was a scam.

Dude?! Where's my Rocket Belt?

[BBAD]

your terrorist neighbor took it and thought he was gonna martyr himself....it was quite a landing when the fuel ran out


dude wheres my supper?

[farmout]

Yer beans & rice and cornbreads ready and waitin...:-)

Dude, where is my spinal tap....:-)

[Dagaz]

Well, I'm kinda new here, but let me get my sledge hammer.

Dude, where's my back massaging attachments? ;)

[BBAD]

stuck in the couch


dude wheres my chopsticks?

[farmout]

used em to start a fire in the stove..:-)

Dude, wheres my missing cuff links....:-)

[BBAD]

Im using them as nipple rings


Dude wheres the daylight gone?

[Funkateer]

Straight to hell!

Dude wheres my cock?

[BBAD]

at KFC getting fried

Dude wheres my cellphone?

[Dagaz]

Look up your butt.

Dude where's my dude?

[BBAD]

ha was a she

dude where have all the flowers gone

[Dagaz]

You ate them baaaa,baaaaa.

[BBAD]

Dude ...wheres my christmas tree?

[Dagaz]

whoops! missed one.

I used it for firewood, smelled great!

Dude where's my elephant?

[The Earth]

He is now a War Elephant and he is marching to the temples of the Hittite Empire with the armies of Sethi I!!

WWYDWAM failing auto industries?

[BBAD]

let them fail...

wrong game BTW :D



dude wheres my google stock certificate?

[The Earth]

the money is being used to keep all your google searches on record.

Dude Where's my Failing auto industries?

[BBAD]

In the US....because they build crap...and pay their management crazy salaries


Dude whens the snow gonna stop?

[christyv]

Dude, where's my tv remote?

[spirit of the night]

its in my tv temple, along with all the other remotes i have stolen.

dude, where's my wet suit?

[BBAD]

drying out on the line


Dude wheres my coin collection?

[sanja_serbia]

your sig pic baby swallowed it

Dude, where's my Chuck Norris' poster?

[Topher D.]

roundhouse kicked its ass off your wall. thats for sure.

Dude, Wheres my self respect?

[sanja_serbia]

I killed it with an inappropriate joke about your sense for fashion...

Dude, where's my yellow brick road?

[BBAD]

follow your nose....it always knows

Dude...wheres my 8gig usb stick?

[The Earth]

Behind your Ear!

Dude, where's my Poo?

[BBAD]

between your ears


dude wheres my cell phone charger?

[FlyTrap]

in your mothers vibrator drawer,

Dude... Where's my amy whinehouse shrine?

[BBAD]

in the bathroom


dude wheres my xylophone?

[farmout]

I loaned it to the banjer picker...:-)

Dude where my nanner peppers...:-)