Dude, where's my _____ ?

[captainanarchy]

your honey mustard veggie burger is getting ate by a liger

dude...where's my shoes?

[BBAD]

at the hazardous waste depot

Dude...where's my watch?

[farmout]

on the cover of TIME magazine.....:-)

Dude, wheres my cheekin liver....:-)

[Son of Peace]

in captain anarchy's belly...
dude where's my hookah?

[captainanarchy]

getting smoked by me!

dude...where's my skin?

[farmout]

under all the pimples....:-)
Duhttp://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t341/BARDesse/Happiness.jpgde, wheres my pickle...

[BBAD]

in your wifey i hope



Dude ...wheres my pickle?.........

[Son of Peace]

i don't know where its at but its been round the world in 80 days...:D

Dude.... where's my anti death elixer?

[BBAD]

laying next to Isaac Hayes.....he fell...............and couldn't reach it in time



Dude....wheres my Boy George CD's

[farmout]

used em in the garden to as scare crows....:-)

Dude, wheres my golf cart...

[Son of Peace]

at the local junk yard. Figured they needed it more than you.:D

Dude where's my Grateful Dead albums?

[BBAD]

I gave them to someone who liked their music:eek::eek::)




Dude......wheres my lawnmower?

[Son of Peace]

same place as farmouts golf cart.

Dude where's my last post on the forums?

[BBAD]

I dont know..and Im too lazy to tell you to check all your posts by clicking on "your posts" up on the top bar


Dude....wheres my new shoes?

[farmout]

I traded them in on a nickle bag....:-)

Dude, wheres my peace pipe....:-)

[BBAD]

I sent it to Iraq


Dude...wheres my adapter for charging my cell phone?

[Son of Peace]

i sold it to sum cat in NYC....
dude where's my lawnchairs?

[BBAD]

I lent to the fat guys convention.....none came back



Dude....wheres my neighbor?

[farmout]

he moved after you started beatin on that drum after midnight....:-0

Dude, wheres my telescope....:-)

[BBAD]

Im using it to spy on my new neighbors



Dude......wheres my beer?

[GigglySunshine]

I was being chased by the cops and I crashed it into a tree

Dude where is the closet?

[Son of Peace]

In my bedroom ;)
Dude where's my death ray?

[GigglySunshine]

It's in the last person you killed..Member

Dude where is my Peace Sign Bracelet?

[Son of Peace]

I borrowed it so you'd ask
Dude where's my tye dye shirt?

[BBAD]

oops I ran out of TP


Dude...wheres my 10 gallon hat?

[farmout]

Had a good poop in it...:-)

Dude, wheres the fire....:-)

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/alec1018/CAVEMAN.gif

[Son of Peace]

Headin' toward that gas tank
Dude where's my guitar?

[farmout]

It flew away.....:-)
Dude wheres my corona...:-)
http://i336.photobucket.com/albums/n360/tammie1963_01/guitar.jpg

[BBAD]

Its in the sky where it belongs

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0e313LJ9ZL6kB/610x.jpg

Dude..wheres my cheese?

[Son of Peace]

I fed it to my killer rabbit.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fgfS_fMFHNVCKM:http://merbc.invigorated.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/robobunnyrabbit.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://merbc.invigorated.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/robobunnyrabbit.jpg&imgrefurl=http://merbc.invigorated.org/archives/2007/11/14/hardcore-robo-bunny-rabbits/&h=480&w=480&sz=13&hl=en&start=16&um=1&tbnid=fgfS_fMFHNVCKM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkiller%2Brabbits%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%2 6rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ADBF%26sa%3DN)
Dude where's my cow

[BBAD]

Its tattooed on Farmouts belly in the other thread...LOL


Dude...wheres my Tragically Hip CD's??

[Son of Peace]

The nazi rabbit fanatics took em when they raided canada.
Dude where's my leftover meatloaf?

[Glowstick]

I got the munchies and ate it man, sorry!

Dude... Wheres my dildo?

[BBAD]

Your boyfriends using it



Dude...wheres my ring pop?

[captainanarchy]

getting sucked on by YOUR boyfriend

dude...where's my nachos?

[Son of Peace]

I fed em to my killer nazi rabbit...
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:y8XOi_h-yCc0FM:http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii31/ryaniskewl/HitlerRabbit2.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii31/ryaniskewl/HitlerRabbit2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/9186264&h=325&w=400&sz=34&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=y8XOi_h-yCc0FM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkiller%2Bnazi%2Brabbit%26ndsp%3D20%26 um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ADBF%26sa%3DN)
Dude where's my fishin' pole?

[BBAD]

Captainanarchy's boyfriend is using it as a dildo



Dude........wheres my golf clubs?

[GigglySunshine]

I was playing with them [to hard] and I broke them

Dude were is my dignity?

[BBAD]

Stuffed in the corner of your brain


Dude....wheres my car??

[farmout]

sooo sorry to tell you, I loaned it to born25yearstoolate to drive back home to Texas.

Dude, wheres my bank card....:-)

[BBAD]

I used it to buy me a new car


Dude......wheres my computer??

[orison319]

I installed it on my go-cart along with the flux capacitor for my mini time machine.

dude where are my bachi balls..

[BBAD]

In your grass ...waiting for your lawnmower to find them...mwahwhahahahah


Dude....wheres my will to live?

[Son of Peace]

I sent it to your uncle's, cousin's, grandpa's, best friend's, girlfriend's, sister's, fiance's mom with your suicide note.
Dude where's my green crayon?

[BBAD]

Green???.....................that must be what my dog ate.....what a relief..I thought we had another problem with her



Dude...............wheres my chicken fingers??

[themnax]

Green???.....................that must be what my dog ate.....what a relief..I thought we had another problem with her



Dude...............wheres my chicken fingers??

stuck in the radiator along with your wings (that one was too easy)

dude...............where's my tardis

=^^=
.../\...

[BBAD]

Cancelled.....because that show sucked



Dude.....wheres my cordless phone?

[GigglySunshine]

Under the pillows...duh where you found it last

Dude where is my check

[BBAD]

Its at the bank....they couldn't cash it.....said you had "insufficient funds""



Dude....wheres my Olympic gold medal?

[farmout]

sorry man, melted it down for my toofers....:-)

Dude, wheres my green onions.....:-)

[GigglySunshine]

hehehe

[GigglySunshine]

Opps I thought they had spolied so I threw them away...

Dude where is my cinderella shoe?!

[farmout]

I planted some maters in the shoe....:-)

Dude, whare's my holograph pic....:-)

[BBAD]

Dude, whare's my holograph pic....:-)


It went from holograph to invisible..you dont see it??




Dude........wheres my wd-40?

[farmout]

hey, I thot that was bug spray.....:-0

Dude, wheres my pillers....:-)

[BBAD]

If you meant pliers ..I used them to pull a tooth and it hurt so bad I threw the pliers a half mile north


Dude....wheres my compass?

[Oneness]

looking around.dude where is my ancient Greek philosopher?

[BBAD]

he got old and died


Dude..........wheres shrimp dinner?

[Oneness]

You nuked it too long.

Dude where is my ciggarette

[farmout]

Pillers happen to be something you lay your head on at night, down here in WV anyhow....:-)

I think your cig got smoked.....:-)

Dude, whares my bloomers....:-0

[BBAD]

beside your bobbysocks and pennyloafers



Dude...wheres my Black and white tv?

[farmout]

Its still in Mayberry....:-)

Dude, wheres my penny from the penny loafers.....:-)

[BBAD]

I put it on the railway tracks


Dude.....wheres my cheeseburger?

[GLENGLEN]

On The "ICanHasCheezburger" Website...........Being Nom Nom Nom'd By A Hungry "Kittieee" Of Course.

Speaking Of Kitteahs.....DUDE Wheres My Pussey..???


Cheers Glen.

[BBAD]

Orisons offline at the momment


Dude.....wheres my skor bar?

[Oneness]

Hurting the teeth of an innocent bystander biting down into certain doom
dude, where's my whore?

[BBAD]

Married to your father ................you call her MOM usually...




Dude......wheres my warm summer weather?

[farmout]

down here in WV, man its 90 and huuuumid....:-) thats why were all neeked...

Dude, wheres my body paint....:-)

[Oneness]

BBAD borrowed it to paint his mom.

Dude, where is my mummy?

[BBAD]

It got sent back to Egypt you antiquities thief



Dude........wheres my favorite flannel shirt?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i gave it to goodwill

dude, where's my scar tissue?

[BBAD]

Its from one ear to the next....I told them removing your brain would affect your memory:rolleyes:


Dude....wheres my slingblade?....unhunh

[farmout]

I put it on the scare crow...:-)

Dude, wheres my needle nose pliers....:-)

[Oneness]

someone borrowed them to fix the engine of a Formula 1 race car!!!

Dude, where is my concept of art?

[BBAD]

It seems to have rolled far down the mountain



Dude....wheres my rythm

[farmout]

super white Canadians surely can't dance.....:-)

Dude, wheres my 7/16 open end wrench.....:-)

[BBAD]

I welded it into a box-end



Dude wheres my truck?

[farmout]

I took the bed off, took off the cab and made a mud buggy out of it...:-)

Dude, where my Massey Fergusen....:-)

[BBAD]

I traded it in for a better made Allis Chalmers


Dude.....wheres my Gravely?

[farmout]

I traded it on a nice DR professional grade power mower...:-)

Dude, wheres my honda four wheeler...:-)

[BBAD]

I stole it.....Hondas are the best


Dude......wheres my z50?

[farmout]

Not sure what a z50 is, but I think B25ytl borrowed it?....:-)

Dude, wheres my Gretch geeetar....:-)

[BBAD]

I sold it on Ebay........got a good buck for it too :-)......(honda Z50=minibike)



Dude......wheres my slimjim?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i hit a homeless guy over the head with it.

dude, where's my spinal cord?

[Oneness]

the super chinese absorbed it to feed their queen.

Dude, where's my bonfire?

[BBAD]

It was too big so a water bomber was dispatched to put it out



Dude....wheres my Bar-B-Q?

[farmout]

sorry bout that bbq, fed it to a homeless person....:-)

Dude, wheres my ice cream cone....:-)

[BBAD]

my dog ate it


dude wheres my dictionary?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

used it as toilet paper.

dude, where's my g spot?

[BBAD]

Lets meet up and we'll see if I can help you find it:eek::eek:....LOL!!




Dude....wheres my tackle box?

[farmout]

WHOA.....Go take a shower BBAD....:-)
Your tackle box melted.....:-0

Dude, wheres my fire hydrant....:-)

[BBAD]

Theres no hydrants high on the hill silly goose


Dude..wheres my brakes:eek::eek:

[Oneness]

the broke.

Dude, where's my Olympics?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

on tv.

dude, where's my ant eater?

[BBAD]

At his weekly "force" lesson

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/anteater-sith350.JPG



Dude....wheres my phonebook?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

threw it off the balcony to see if it could fly.

dude, where's my neighbour?

[BBAD]

The BC pigfarmer guy?...hes in jail



Dude....wheres my chihuahua?

[farmout]

ran off to be in the taco hell commercials....:-)

Dude, wheres my PBJ sandwich...:-)

[BBAD]

I fed it to the anteater


Dude....wheres my MAF sensor?

[Oneness]

Covered in grease under my car.

Dude where's my vomit?

[BBAD]

its in your shoe.....you didn't actually wear those today did you?



Dude...wheres vintage NES

[GigglySunshine]

If you can't find it what makes you think I know...
Dude where is my White out?!

[BBAD]

Orisons got it.....he likes to paint with white out



Dude....wheres my free pizza?

[Subliminal89]

i ate it sorry.

dude wheres my stash?!

[BBAD]

I ate it sorry:-)


Dude....wheres my favorite pen?

[Oneness]

tucked in my leisure suit shirt pocket good sir. and you may not have it back, allah ka zam!!

dude where is my ability to become animals?

[BBAD]

It was taken away when you got arrested for lewd conduct at the zoo......you beast


Dude....wheres my scrabble game?

[farmout]

took it to the flea market..... Sold for 99 pennies...
Dude, wheres my lighted disco ball....:-)

[BBAD]

I gave it to HippieIAm....she likes weird lights like that



Dude.....wheres my Charles Bronson movie collection?

[farmout]

I rented them all out to the Republican convention...:-)

Dude, wheres my musket ball....:-)

[BBAD]

Its loaded in the barrel......stop looking into that...it might go off


Dude..wheres my Jolly Ranchers?

[farmout]

BANG.....Dang it....

Dog et yer Jolly Ranchers....
Dude, wheres my wort chiller....:-)

[BBAD]

Its hidden in the woods...brewing up a new batch


Dude...wheres my firewood pile?

[farmout]

:DI used the wood to make some toothpicks....:-)

Dude, wheres my mannequin....:-)

[BBAD]

Ill clean er up with the pressure washer and get er back home soon




Dude...wheres my landcruiser?

[farmout]

I thot you said that landcruiser would float....:-0

Dude, wheres my point of no return....:-)

[BBAD]

It went too far and cant come back



Dude...wheres my garden gnome?

[farmout]

I planted it and now theres a hundred of em....:-)

Dude, wheres my coffee press...:-)

[BBAD]

Im using to presoak a dirty sock..before doing the laundry



Dude....wheres my garlic press?

[lilbear]

Its in my dishwasher,Im washing it for you.




Dude.....wheres my Rabbit?

[BBAD]

Its with Alice...shes ten feet tall



Dude...wheres my map of Russia?

[farmout]

Its in yer glove box in your truck...:-)

Dude, wheres my baseball cards...:-)

[BBAD]

I sold em...for pennies



Dude...wheres my science olympics gold medal?

[Dagaz]

Turn around and look down.

Dude where's my neck vibrator?

[BBAD]

MJBlaze is "playing with it"




Dude...wheres my $50 bucks

[farmout]

put in on the table games...:-)

Dude, wheres my kerosene lamp....:-)

[BBAD]

the fire department took it for their "incredibly stupid things to use in your home" museum


Dude...wheres my olive oil?

[farmout]

used it for the fish fry last night....:-)

Dude, wheres my onion rings...:-)

[BBAD]

I fed em to the dog.....I hate onions



Dude wheres my case of beer?

[PsyGrunge]

In my stomach.

Dude, where's my sanity?

[BBAD]

the LSD took it away


Dude...wheres my cheese?

[PsyGrunge]

Baking pungently in my sock basket.

Dude.. where's my red woolen sleeved shirt??

[farmout]

I put it out on the scarecrow in the pumpkin patch....:-)

Dude, wheres my yeller scarf....:-)

[Oneness]

my cat ate it.

Dude where's my piss jugs?

[farmout]

Uh-Oh, thot they wuz apple juice, took em to the local kindergarden school...:-0

Dude, wheres my pink robe....:-)

[PsyGrunge]

I though you had it.

Dude... where's my combine harvester??

[BBAD]

Its out in the field.....combining things



Dude ...wheres my LP collection?

[PsyGrunge]

I used them as frisbees.
Dude.. where's my big toe?

[Dagaz]

See that woman sitting next to you?

Dude, where's my roto-rooter?

[BBAD]

Its reaming out some pipes


Dude...wheres my sunglasses

[Dagaz]

You left them in Chicago.

Dude, where's my mind?

[BBAD]

Its with lucy...........up in the sky with diamonds



Dude ...wheres my patience?

[Dagaz]

In your Valium bottle.

Dude, where's my bunion pads?

[BBAD]

right next to your gallon of liniment


Dude ....wheres my weather forecast?

[Dagaz]

After nine hours of Obam and Palin.

Dude where's my false teeth glass?

[BBAD]

Orison drank that shit....Hahahahaha


Dude..wheres my razor?

[Dagaz]

above the unmentionables

Dude where's my unmentionables

[BBAD]

bras are hanging on the door...and grannypanties are in the second drawer


Dude..wheres my shoes?

[Dagaz]

The dog ate them

Where's my extra large polka dotted drawers?

[BBAD]

The fashion police confiscated them for public indecency


Dude...wheres my alarm clock?

[PsyGrunge]

Currently on a voyage to the bottom of the sea.

Dude... where's my box of spiders?

[Vliegende Hollander]

Dude, where's my Banana Hammock?
Oh good heavens that word is such a fun word to use. :cheers2:

[PsyGrunge]

You're lying in it dude;

Dude.. where's my psychedelic decor?

[BBAD]

I sold it all on ebay


Dude..wheres my toe nail collection?

[BlackReign]

On the carpet with mine

Dude...where's my stash?

[BBAD]

your porn stash??...the neighbor kids stole it



Dude...wheres my pen?

[Dagaz]

It's being used as a nose picker.

Dude, where's my interdimensional reality?

[farmout]

you left it in the brown paper bag...:-)

Dude, wheres my tennis racket....:-)

[BBAD]

Im using it to cut french fries


Dude..........wheres my airplane ticket?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

used it, paris is awesome. lol.

dude, where's my strawberry cheesecake icecream?

[BBAD]

ate it up....it was yummy


Dude..wheres my hat?

[green hell]

floating down the baraboo river.

dude, where's my pepto bismal?!?

[BBAD]

I used it ...and it made me throw up even more



Dude ...wheres my tylenol?

[farmout]

someone strange and sinister wanted to borrow them, said they would give it back, but the seal might be broken....:-0

Dude, wheres my mallow cup....:-)

[PsyGrunge]

It's out there under the rainbow collecting mallows that appear to be falling FROM said rainbow..

Dude.. where's my dinner?

[BBAD]

Im working on it.....those damn rats are hard to catch you know




Dude...wheres my gingerale?

[PsyGrunge]

Bubbling away down the drain. No one gets away with serving the PsyGrunge rats.

dude.. where's my leghair?

[BBAD]

you shaved it away


Dude..wheres my bag of sunmaid raisins?

[PsyGrunge]

The sunmaid wanted them back.

Dude... where's my pulse?

[farmout]

check your wrists...:-)

Dude, wheres my vanilla pudding...:-)

[PsyGrunge]

BBAD donated it to a charity for gamers.

Dude... where's my naturally occuring reservoir>?

[BBAD]

I dont know......what the heck does it look like???



Dude wheres my lucky rabbits foot?

[farmout]

whats lucky about a rabbit losin their foot?... it ran off on its own...

Dude, wheres my knob....:-)

[PsyGrunge]

covered in grease and hanging off your door.

Dude.. where's my contact lenses?

[farmout]

still in the case....:-)

Dude, wheres my laptop....:-)

[PsyGrunge]

I'm afraid the penguins stole it - one by one; piece by piece, just minutes before stealing my sanity.

Dude.... where's my house?

[BBAD]

the wind blew the cardboard away


Dude...wheres my house

[MaryJBlaze]

eaten by termites,

Dude, where's my cheese grater

[BBAD]

I used it to file down some giant warts on my arse


Dude...wheres my JROCK albums?

[MaryJBlaze]

stashed with my collection of jonovision vhs tapes

dude where's my chapstick

[BBAD]

I used it to stop the inner thigh to sack chaffing


Dude..wheres my cordless phone?

[MaryJBlaze]

I tried to see if it would float in the bathtub

dude where's my camera

[BBAD]

My mom had it and she got arrested for taking photos of tents



Dude ...wheres my antlers?

[PsyGrunge]

Rudolf liked the look of them and had off.

Dude... where's my wellies?

[BBAD]

Your Finlander friend is wearing them



Dude....wheres my boat anchor?

[Oneness]

at the kazoo factory.

Dude, where is my Dream Machine?

[BBAD]

you sold it to that gay disco place you work at



Dude....wheres my highschool yearbook?

[Indica.Skye]

my dog ate the pages

dude, where's my weed?

[PsyGrunge]

Erm... sorry man.

Dude... where's my herbal teabags?

[Indica.Skye]

I smoked them because you stole my weed

Dude, where's my shoes?

[farmout]

took em to goodwill...:-)

Dude, wheres my beer stein...:-)

[PsyGrunge]

On my leg!

Dude... where's my jack in the box?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i gave it to my grandpa.

dude, where's my magical spores?

[BBAD]

I ate them

Dude wheres my weedwacker?

[farmout]

it got all whacked out...:-)

Dude, wheres my bow tie....:-)

[PsyGrunge]

Tied around the neck of an Irishman.

Dude.. where's my bearings?

[Oneness]

busted them going down a mountain road in 1st gear.

..dude where is my bottle?..

[green hell]

i recycled it!

dude, where's my jade plant?

[BBAD]

It turn brown and died


Dude ....wheres my DVOM meter?

[green hell]

i used it to meter my DVOMs and while doing so, it accidentally flew out the car window and shattered into a million pieces on the freeway. sorry man.

dude, where is my great aunt sally?

[Indica.Skye]

i sold her for drugs.

dude, wheres my shoes?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i used it to step on some shit for no apparent reason.

dude, where's my cup of tea?

[PsyGrunge]

I poured it out because you poisoned it with milk.

Dude... where's my rocket propelled lawn mower?

[DerrtyJake]

I'm using it to mow everyone in my neighborhood lawns at the speed of light

dude where's my jetpack?

[BBAD]

Lee majors bought it at my yard sale


Dude...wheres my straight jacket?

[PsyGrunge]

On the back of a robbng scumbag.

Dude... where's my shed?

[Indica.Skye]

I used it to stash my weed.

Dude, where's my boca burger?

[BBAD]

It was stolen by a band of vegans



Dude.........wheres my Chinese milk

[Dallas14]

i used it to make a delicious meal.

dude, where's my manatee?

[PsyGrunge]

In the Ming Sing chip shop, they're selling it in hope of eventually retiring on the profits and maybe some day getting rid of that piss stained frier they're using at the moment.

Dude... where's my ice cream van?

[BBAD]

some guy is living in it...........down by the river



Dude..wheres waldo?

[Indica.Skye]

In the ice cream truck,

Dude, where's my continuum transfunctioner?

[BBAD]

I recycled it into a Transmogrifier


Dude....wheres my watch?

[PsyGrunge]

I used to to make a special watch that can stop, fast forward and (yes,) reverse time.

Dude.. where's my wireless house phone?

[BunnySuit]

at the neighbors.

dude... where's my sock?

[PsyGrunge]

You don't wanna know.

Dude... where's my stainless steel anorak?

[sdng]

it's in the pooper.

where's my detachable penis??

[BunnySuit]

your grandma borrowed it.

where's the dog?

[PsyGrunge]

it ran away when i took it for a walk

Dude.. where's my snazzy ZIPPO lighter?

[broony]

its in my pocket beacuse we were both high and forgot who had it.

dude where is my beer?

[PsyGrunge]

I gave it to the British Army as incentive for war.

Dude.. where's my multicoloured glow in the dark headphones?

[BunnySuit]

you left them in the 90s.

dude, where are my contacts?

[BBAD]

Soaking in that little shot glass right ther.......oops ....I drank 'em



Dude....wheres my wallet?

[DerrtyJake]

I stole it to reverse pickpocket someone.

dude wheres my box full of cats

[BBAD]

In Bubbles' shed



Dude wheres my purple horseshoe?

[farmout]

I put it on my horsie...:-)

Dude, wheres my banana's....:-)

[BBAD]

WarmhandedCanadian ate em all up


Dude....wheres my buck knife?

[farmout]

I'm sharpening it for you so your eyes won't twinkle....:-)

Dude, wheres my gorilla glue....:-)

[BBAD]

I stepped on it and im stuck to the floor


Dude..wheres my calzone?

[orison319]

I used it as a surf board.. Damn dude how old was that??

Wheres my post whore??

[BBAD]

He runs a business and is in and out all day


Dude...wheres my newspaper?

[orison319]

I ROLLED A DUBBIE with it.. :)


Wheres my false teeth..

[BBAD]

on the table beside your hair


Dude,,wheres my kung pao chicken

[fergley]

yum.. whate that was your chicken man im so sorry.

dude wares my question for the ansure 42 i was gona save the world and be famus but..

[BBAD]

Its wasted......like all the time spent teaching you to spell


Dude.....wheres my dehumidifier?

[farmout]

I sold it on e-bay for 10 bucs, we'll split the windfall....:-)

Dude, wheres my apple pie....:-)

[Indica.Skye]

some guy used it to masterbate.

dude, where's my blue fuzzy socks?

[BBAD]

Crummyrummy is wearing them


Dude wheres my helmet

[farmout]

I'm wearing it now on my mountain bike trips....:-)

Dude, wheres my writing stick...:-)

[PsyGrunge]

i used it to modify the exterior of my volkswagon camper.

dude... where's my bin bag full of tea bags?

[BBAD]

soaking in myu hot tub....im having a tea bath later


Dude...wheres my sweating to the oldies tape?

[PsyGrunge]

I donated it to the old folks afternoon now. I hear it goes down a storm on a Friday afternoon.

Dude.. where's my holy grail?

[BBAD]

Youve been using it as an ashtray on your table



Dude wheres my compound bow?

[farmout]

I sold it on e-bay too, got 15 bucs fer it, we'll split the windfall....:-)

Dude, wheres my french horn....:-)

[BBAD]

stop calling your wife that.....shes outside in the garden


Dude....wheres my hooka?

[farmout]

stored it away for further inspection upon future possible use against you in a court of law...:-0

Dude, where my mater's....:-)

[BBAD]

I canned them all for winter rations


Dude...wheres my lawnmower?

[farmout]

winterized till next summer....:-)

Dude, wheres my composting toilet....:-)

[BBAD]

It composted itself into nothing


Dude...wheres my leafs mulcher?

[farmout]

the goat is in the pasture field, where I need to be....:-0

Dude, wheres my croc's....:-)