Make up a lie about the last person to post in this thread

[Paul]

Someone posts and you make up some bullshit about them, the next person does the same with you and so on :p



(of course if you post without making anything up you open yourself up to more lies... Oh and nothing offensive please, maybe this was a bad idea. Worked on other forums though so why not this one?)

EDIT: I've just discovered that I can lock my own threads ... so if it gets nasty I will just close it. Play nice now boys and girls :)

[crummyrummy]

Aspires to be a prima ballerina

[Paul]

crummyrummy is my mother

[crummyrummy]

knows where osama bin laden is hiding and has fed him grapes using his own fingers

[matthew]

An old mate of mine was called Paul... He was a fucking melon and thought dance music was good. I hate paul..

Paul your a melon and i hate you :)

crummyummy i think your an ass.:)

[crummyrummy]

matthew once romanced a sock puppet.

[matthew]

'tis true..

[Paul]

Matthew lives in a building made from broken glass and mud, he is being forced to move because of planning permission problems

[showmet]

paul shaves his balls
No it's supposed to be a *lie*...

Umm... secretly desires carnal knowledge of myself...

[Bug_Man]

^ is a boy.

[showmet]

Is a valuable contributor to hipforums.;)

[Bug_Man]

Has proven himself worthy of being here.

[roly]

likes to wear meat helmets

[showmet]

Likes to look at men's helmets.

[Paul]

Showmet is really a Lesbian who models herself on Zippy from Rainbow

[Bug_Man]

A jolly 'ol lad from London who dumpster dives for disgarded panties just for the sport of it.

[roly]

jumps for joy when coutdown in on....MR WHITELEY.....BE MY BITCH......

[Paul]

Roly loves me and wants to have my babies, she phones me every night and pleads for me to come home :p

[showmet]

Spends a lot of time thinking about the contents of Paul's trousers.

[Bug_Man]

Likes girls^^^^^

[kier]

is smooth :X

edt-was for jon, but you'll do mr moo :)

[Bug_Man]

Slower than molasses and dumber than a box of rocks.:rolleyes:

[Jedi]

Slower than molasses and dumber than a box of rocks.:rolleyes:
Bugman is not really a bug man, he is a grass man.... actually he is not a man at all.

[Iago]

Runs an illegal gambling den where his patrons bet on wind-up toy races.

[showmet]

Is secretly Canadian.

[lakeoffire]

his birthday is not three days after mine;)

[Bug_Man]

Doesn't have that "fresh fucked look" in her picture.

[matthew]

never will and never has had that fresh fucked look..

[matthew]

is not 37 but 73 ...nothing wrong with that , but he wears nappies ...wich is wrong .

[matthew]

corrupts the english language with words like diaper and kindergarten

[lakeoffire]

sells crack to seven year olds

[Paul]

I've just found that I can close my own topics, and seeing that this one seems to contain a little bitching and a few snide remarks ... that's just what I'm going to do. :)