weirdest/funniest/crazyest smoking spots

[paperPlanes285]

what's the weirdest place youve smoked weed?

some kid in my chemistry class got yelled at today because he was trying to smoke weed in class and blow the smoke in his backpack cause he thought the teacher wouldn't notice...
luckily she's pretty chill so he didn't really get in trouble she just told him to get his ass out of her classroom.

for me i'd have to say
this port-o-potty by my house i used to smoke there with my friend every day for like a month when it was too cold out to be outside, until we were like fuck this.
and once i took a few hits from a joint out the window in health class when there was a substitute.

[dxmer555]

I've mainly just smoked in cars and houses, but I guess if you call smoking weed in school crazy or wierd than ya. I used to smoke it during my math class because we have school issued laptops through the government that every school in the state has. So I would just light up my bowl behind it and smoke away. The other kids noticed things afterwards but the teacher was to retarded to notice. Never was caught though so I always wondered how retarded people have to be to get caught with weed during school.

[jo_k_er_man]

i remember when i was younger smokin out handicap accessable port-o-johns and smokin in the welding booths at school...

^^^^ btw... twiztid is gay.. im not one to usually go off about someones musical choices.. thats their own flavor.. but seriously? icp.. twiztid.. they are the lowest on the musical totem pole.. i'd rather listen to the spice girls

[jo_k_er_man]

we use to smoke in the walk-in freezer at work.. but then i started smoking in the keg cooler.. since its not as cold as the freezer.. plus it smells like beer in their.. so it kinda masks the pot smell.. the code is "can ya help me change the keg?" or "im gonna go change the keg" "did you bring the tapper for the keg?"

[dxmer555]

I guess each to his own personally I love this kind of music. Used to listen to alot of rap especially liked eminem. But I actually like alot of bands and different things twiztid is just one of my favorite.

[jo_k_er_man]

actually.. i guess its more of the "fans" of the group that i hate.. juggalos.. by far the dumbest people on earth.. cuz i do remember liking that "spin the bottle" song waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day

[TopNotchStoner]

I smoked a blunt in a parking lot across the street from a police station in broad daylight right before I went in to pay off a ticket.

[TopNotchStoner]

Also, I posted this the other day, but I smoked a joint in a dressing room at a Kohl's department store.

[CannbisSouL]

I smoked in a McDonald's bathroom...
Until some bitch told me out and they kicked me out xD

[Xora]

Lets see...
I climbed way up into a tree and smoked a ton. And it was really tall, i mean I could see the entire city beneath me.

[TopNotchStoner]

Me and my ex smoked a bowl in the sky bucket at Six Flags. That was pretty cool.

[mystery girl]

I did smoke once in the band room bathroom, and my friend and I almost got caught because the fucking freshman were too immature to realize there was pot and just let it go...But the weirdest place I ever smoked was in the bushes outside of the Starbucks my friend worked at...At 10:00 at night though. Actually that was the first time I ever smoked too. Lol

[Xora]

Actually I have one more, that back of a semi, while it was driving. That is a long story but it was really fun.

[schafer]

ive smoked in many weird places. idk why but i find it enthrilling to smoke in new neat or weird places. A porto potty at a oktober fest. in a tree. on a train. taking a shit in my grandmas bathroom at 1 am. in an abandoned metal building thing in the middle of absolutly no where. in a tiny cave which was amazing because me and my freinds blazed it up so nice and the cave was a smoke trap and we got so fucked. cant really remember any other weird places but yea

[Captain Cannabis]

When I was at wonderland we went on Drop Zone and then as soon as we were high enough up my friend brewed 2 chutes and we each took a toke and tried to see if we could hold it in until we got to the bottom.

btw this is drop zone http://youtube.com/watch?v=qV7bzQxHMDM&feature=related
And no we couldnt hold the tokes lol. They blew out instantly.

[nakilarx]

In the tunnel in the M&Ms factory in Vegas. There was like water shooting across in an arc and it was really trippy cuz a bunch of different lights were like moving through it, so i felt like getting high.

[nattylifejim]

iv smoked in a few weird places, me and my fried got high in a huge 350 year old tree yesterday and the grounds keeper for the place was shoutin at uss haha but we didnt care, that place was too cool to let go of. Another time we climbed on top of our school roof during the weekend and smoked a shit load

[hockeyfreak557]

Smoked on top of a ski mountain in the rockies. pretty sweet the way the landscape looked like a painting after a bit.

[johndoe000]

right behind the police station but ive done it alot of times there its not that weird in my town haha

[skierdood]

In an abandoned car behind my buddies frat house that we named the Abercrombie Ripper, due to a lanyard hanging from the rear view that said "Abercrombie Rippers"

[obs82]

i guess same as everyone else. in cars, in schools now and then when i used to go. when i lived with my parents, i'd smoke in the room right next to them. or in the bathroom.
probably more times than i can count with both hands, we've smoked in movie theatres when it wasn't too packed. either with a little pipe, or a one hitter, and a spoof. that was fun.
i used to work at an american eagle. the stockroom was about the size of the store, right underneath it. no one ever came down there, so i'd smoke in the bathroom, and let staff do it too. i've been caught once with a couple of ounces and a scale in the lunch room, but the store manager was a coke head so he didn't care. we had a mutual understanding/agreement.
while working in malls back in teh day, we used to smoke all over the place. especially when it was closed afterwards. it used to be fun actually. another time a bunch of us smoked and played in the fountains, then chilled ona display of beds.
i think a question that should be asked is where you roll too. this is a fun game i play with my friends. i'll roll anywhere. especially when ppl don't expect you to, cause that kinda goes along with the element of surprise. anyone else?


ooh also, in a mcdonalds playland. that was great. the thing kinda held the smell inside it too. lol.

[paperPlanes285]

damn i wanna smoke in the mcdonalds play thing.
and then buy some food afterwards lol

hah today me and a friend smoked in an abandoned school bus that we randomly found.

[crimsonbegonias]

randoms:

-time square ahahaha.
-whilst in the shower.
-someone else's fire escape/front stoop.
-the roof of Columbia University.
-a taxi haha.



at school:

-the back stage of the little theatre
-the first few rows of the auditorium
-staff bathroom
-this weird little landing called the 4th floor that leads to the roof
-one of those plastic wood play houses...hell yeah, we have one in the playground for the preschoolers
-the art room...but not during class haha.
-the dark room in photo...and yes, during class hahaha.


and what's all this about smoking like actually in the classroom, during class!? that's impossible/crazy.

[TopNotchStoner]

Oh I forgot.....me and two friends smoked a bowl in the movie theater when we went to see "The New Guy", because we were the only people in there.

[s0ma]

in the parking lot of the laundromat out of a bong. it doesn't sound that extreme but it was a really crazy experience. i mean, we had to walk out of the house carrying the bong in broad daylight, then drive with it sitting there on the floor. and being high in a laundromat is strange.
also on the school's roof. it was fun. i'd do it again.

[green hell]

some great places i like to smoke: on top of this abandoned pivillian on lake mendota, in trees, in cemeteries, abandoned houses, under a bridges, on boats/canoes (boat cruizes are the fucking best thing in the world), the employee area of a clothing store on state st, walking down state st in broad daylight around hundreds of people during harvestfest (marijuana law protest)

[wutthe4k]

i know it's kinda long but it's worth the read lol

once i was mad baked with my boys and we had like extreme munchies so we went to this rinky dink pizza place to get something to eat. the guy working was a jerkoff and he was taking a wicked long time. so after waiting about 20 min or so for the food i was like "screw it i might as well go have a couple more hits or something while i'm waiting." so i went in the bathroom, took out my pipe and threw a couple pinches of weed in the bowl and began to spark up. very shortly after taking my first hit, while in the process of ghosting it, all of a sudden i hear pounding on the door. at first i didnt say anything and was freaking out and then after hesitation i just acted natural and was like "sup" and he was like "GRAB YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!!!" i was like "what are you talking about?" and he was like "YOU KNOW WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT I'M NOT A FUCKIN IDIOT!!" the guy was geekin. so finally i was like screw it and dumped the remains of my bowl into my altoid case. i waited a few minutes and when i opened the door the guy was standing about 3 inches in front of me with this extreme look of fury on his face. he was fat and huge by the way. if i had to guess i'd say probably about 6'1 or 6'2 and big boned. from afar, one could probably mistake him for a monsoon gorilla. his hairyness added to this. obviously i kinda jumped a little when i saw him cuz i didnt expect him to be so close. i backed up a little and just looked him in the eyes for a minute and then was like "alright my bad man" and he was like "i dont care if you guys smoke but don't be doing it in my bathroom. have some respect." so i walked by my friends, who were laughing histerically (lol), and i was like "peace!" and threw them the peace sign haha and once i got a little around the corner i decided to jog to a different neighborhood just in case the dude changed his mind and decided to call the cops and tell them which direction i went in. about 5 minutes later they called and asked where i went so we could meet up again. once we did, they told me that literally RIGHT after the guy threw me out, the pizza came -.-

i ended up losing the 4 bucks i paid for the pizza too cuz he wouldn't give it to them and threw it out lol. before they left they asked how he knew i was smoking in there and it turns out, because the place is so tiny, the bathroom wall was extremely thin and he heard me flick my lighter a few times. he could tell we were stoned to begin with so once he heard the lighter i guess he put two and two together.

the guy wasn't as much of a jerkoff as he appeared at first tho. i'm lucky he didn't call the cops. i mean even if he did, if he didn't let us leave, we probably would have just knocked him down and ran. but still, it would have sucked having to go through all that and then worry about getting far enough away from the place without getting caught and charged with posession and assault lol we all got enough on our plates.

that day was hilarious tho. they were busting my balls after like "haha dude you couldnt even wait til we left the pizza place. thats sad!!" i was like "well come on i was mad hungry and after waiting so long i needed somethin to take my mind off my stomach." so after all of that and having spent most of my money because i didn't have much on me to begin with, all i ended up eating was i think like a bag of Combos or something lol. well until we got back to someones house anyway. you can bet your ass i pigged out once i made my way to the kitchen =D

a few weeks later my friend John, who was with me that day, went back to get some pizza. the first thing in sight upon walking in was this sign which was now hung on the bathroom door. he knew he HAD to take a picture of it as soon as he saw it:



http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3480/nosmokingmy6.jpg

[gaum]

-in a gondola on aspen mountain
-in a japanese hut in the arbouretum
-behind a dumpster beside a hotel on a class trip, right as their loading up the bus
-prolly many more, but my brains too fried to remember most

[infested_sinner]

in the bus on the way to school and in the bathroom
in the bathroom at chipotle, steak n shake
under a wheelbarrow
other places

and the only times i got caught was by my parents at my house
but that was b4 i stopped being really obvious about it

[Just a daily toke]

Bathroomss- Girls during saterday school with two chicks Guys during american studys and industrial tech
Portopotty during the 4th of july with another dude and when he were in the middle of a bowl someone said DAMN SOMEONE SKMOKING SOME WEED HERE!
On a roof across the street from a firestation
and finnaly when a cop was behind us when he turned his lights up, hey i had to cash out my bowl beucase there was about one hit left :p funny thing is i didnt even lose my bowl or anything else becuase we stashed it in the vents, but we did lose like 3 oz and the dude let us go :P

[nakilarx]

Yesterday in line for concert tickets. I rolled it up to look exactly like a cig so noone said anything.

[skierdood]

^That doesnt mean they didnt know it was pot. For the most part people dont care (especially if it means leaving a line for tickets) its when you encounter that one a-hole or a person of authority when shit goes downhill fast.

[A593]

i remember when i was younger smokin out handicap accessable port-o-johns and smokin in the welding booths at school...

^^^^ btw... twiztid is gay.. im not one to usually go off about someones musical choices.. thats their own flavor.. but seriously? icp.. twiztid.. they are the lowest on the musical totem pole.. i'd rather listen to the spice girlsOh my god. I thought this the other day, but figured it wouldn't have any merit to say this.
But seriously! These people are horrendous. I went on a downlad frenzy from Limewire the oher day and downloaded tons of Dark Lotus, and ICP before I had really LISTENED to their lyrics. These people make me feel crazy. I feel so unsafe listening to these pathetic people.
They ARE low.


Not to make this post pointless: I built my own treehouse in my yard SPECIFICALLY to smoke weed in there

[nakilarx]

^That doesnt mean they didnt know it was pot. For the most part people dont care (especially if it means leaving a line for tickets) its when you encounter that one a-hole or a person of authority when shit goes downhill fast.Nah, there were cops there. They come by when theres huge lines for ticket sales.

[MattB]

hmm tonight I guess my brother was behind a house at a party smoking up and he heard a fight breaking out, so he ran out front just in time to see some big ass nigger pulling a gun on the boys, he just started shooting into the crowd of brawling people, never saw my brother coming, so he just spears the dude and started pounding his shit. I guess one of my buddies got shot in the shoulder, but they fucked with the wrong white boys, after my brother got off him he wasnt moving and was bleeding like mad 3 more dudes jumped on him and fucked his shit up. My bro went out back to finish smoking and people started fighting again, so he tackled and started punching the first person that came around the corner, which happened to be a FUCKING COP. haha he said he beat the shit out of that cop. I went over there with a knife when I got out of work, but shit was already done.

Pretty crazy smoking spot though haha

[gaum]

sounds like a good party, why wasnt i invited?

[Captain Cannabis]

sounds like a good party, why wasnt i invited?
Im not sure they've invented a machine that allows you to go into other peoples dreams yet.

[Popularity]

That would be cool to smoke in a tree. I have smoked in a treehouse on many occasions. And i used to smoke in a fire escape thing coming out of my basement window.

This is a cool thread.

[skullkidnate]

Naked in my neighbors backyard so my clothes wouldn't smell. It was dark outside though. This was when I actually cared about smelling like pot around my house.

[obs82]

i saw this and felt like writing more.
hmm....there's this spot in these rich neighbourhoods in the city. it's a park nestled between quiet oldfashioned houses. on the top of a very tall, steep hill is a war monument. it's a mini lighthouse, flanked by cannons. the lighthouse is locked up, but we used to climb all over it. it's a semi-regularly used chillspot. done all sorts of things there. :P
or
in a clearcut forest where the bold line is drawn between destruction and life. it's cool because where the forest begins, it's all in pristine conditions untouched by man, meanwhile right next to it it looks like a bomb had just gone off.
anyway we're not talking just flat ground. some of the most beautiful things i'll ever see.
that's it for now.

[weedwhacker]

Actually I have one more, that back of a semi, while it was driving. That is a long story but it was really fun.lol i'd like to know how the hell you ended up in the back of a moving semi while smoking weed

[justice_windsong]

Back when I was living in panama there was this huge tree by my school that me and my friends would smoke up in after class or after a run scince it was in the middle of a park, it was massive, and had one branch that came out horizontally to about 4 feet from the ground and slowly made it up to about 15 feet in a way that you could literally just walk straight up the tree. In the middle of it theres a huge hole in the trunk where we could go in one at a time, we called it the smoke pit one of us would crawl in with the bowl and lighter and wed cover him up with a blanket, one random time some old people came by to take pictures with the tree while we were in it i heard them talking about it being 1000 years old and then something about smoke coming out of it, and when i peeked over to see what was going on they were taking a picture right were i was and a few days later i see in a local newspaper about a 1,000 year old tree and I could spot all three of us sitting in it.... anyways.... it was probably the best spot to chill take a nap and walk around 15 feet off the ground. and then there was this little cave behind a waterfall in the mountains around there, that was probably the trippiest place ive ever smoked, the sound alone was intense and watching the water made me feel like i was flying down a river really fast.... trippy times...

[maddhatter]

i smoked in a blizzard in a different city in a car parking lot at about 1:00am as my parents were sleeping in a motel (me and my sister were in a different room). i got high at a museum back last summer.

[stratface]

i've smoked in a cemetery, behind a church on an outdoor altar, and in back of a schoolbus. also in an abandoned car in a junkyard.

[polecat]

My friends and I had a smoking spot behind town hall on some picnic tables. This is literally right next to the building, there were windows, but they had screens so we could hear the meetings going on as we toked. We would also roll joints in the bathrooms there, and cops would come in regularly. To be 16 again...

Im not sure they've invented a machine that allows you to go into other peoples dreams yet.Never underestimate the Japanese entertainment industry. They steal all your ideas. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/paprika/#synopsis

[raindrop6794]

i've smoked multiple times in the town cemetary in the middle of the night with my friends...yes, kind of creepy but it works.

[Tanman35]

i have a couple weird places but nothing is much weirder than the time i walked a blunt down the main road in my town while 2 cop cars went past and in the parking garage of a mall while a cop and an ambulance walked past haha

[FreedomFighter1555]

I know some people who smoked up in this guys cop car. the copper was get some repairs done on it. that was some funny shit

[-beatnick]

palisades center mall. in it. kind of nerve racking but worth it.

[Xora]

lol i'd like to know how the hell you ended up in the back of a moving semi while smoking weed
It worked like this.
I had a close friend who said that he know a guy who smoked and owned a semi, and that since we couldn't smoke at home (at the time we were with some folks that didn't like) we could smoke in the back of his semi. So he took me on this long walk and there is this semi with the back open and he says "This is it". (to my credit I was all ready stoned). We climb in, my friend shut's the door, and we start smoking. After a while, we hear the semi start up and I look at him thinking he is just screwing with me...and that is when the semi begins to drive....well we were in the back for nearly...I would say and hour before the driver stoped at a gas station and we....banged on the door....
Luckily he was a nice guy...
But it was really scary. And my friend of course didn't know him. He just knew there was open semi in the area. And he is an idiot.

[sourdiesel06]

I once smoked a bowl while walking down the sidewalk on Madison St in Chicago in the middle of the loop. We were walking from the train station to Grant Park to go see Yonder Mountain String Band and really, what else can you do in that situation. Later that day one of the kids I was with started smoking right in his seat on the train on the way back but that was a little too crazy for me.

[Korey]

I've smoked inside school but I highly discourage it. Other than that I haven't really smoked anywhere crazy.

[High_Times_w_Kumar]

i broke into some kids house and smoked a blunt twice