Wow ups is slow

[dxmer555]

Just sittin here waitin for my gta iv game that is gonna arrive tomorrow when I noticed something. My package left its destination at 4:05 am and arrived at a palce 270 miles away at 4:45pm. Its glad to know there fast because according to this calculator it shows that at that rate they were driving 22.5mph. :O

[skullkidnate]

They make stops to get more packages. When I tracked a package from Texas it went to California first. (buy plane of course)

[jo_k_er_man]

well.. ya gotta consider traffic.. unloading.. scanning.. that shit adds up

[Xora]

Yeah it really does.
Im lucky
Modchip + demonoid.
= happyness.

[Sunny Jim]

Man, my friends sent me a homewrecker of Captain Morgan with UPS, he shipped it 173 miles and it took 10 days.

[orison319]

UPS, or OOPs' we dropped your package. Then to what can you expect from,
The United Pot Smokers..

[thomyorke]

fedex is the way to go

[orison319]

The last time I tried Fed-Ex, I was talking to a soccer ball for 6 months...while I waited for my bong to arrive..