View Full Version : Everyone Post The Biggest Lie U Heard
Stonie
04-21-2008, 09:18 PM
its simple just post a stupid or a big lie u heard
i will go first,,
1_ Marijuana is deadly and its for the losers
Subliminal89
04-21-2008, 10:10 PM
1. u have a penis
TheLizardKingMike
04-21-2008, 10:13 PM
I told my friend that Mick Jagger was dead once.
crummyrummy
04-22-2008, 03:22 AM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman. ~ Bill Clinton
ChicosDeBama
04-23-2008, 02:40 AM
Anything that comes out of George Bush's mouth.
Subliminal89
04-23-2008, 05:16 AM
stonie will never come back
Oneness
04-23-2008, 05:30 AM
Fluoride is good for you.
WMDs.
Terrorists attacked the twin towers and the trains and bus in London.
Subliminal89
04-23-2008, 06:32 PM
bush is helping the country out alot.
neodude1212
04-23-2008, 06:34 PM
I am who I think I am.
usfcat
04-23-2008, 06:35 PM
"I don't know how that got there!!" Quoting my ex boyfriend, referring to a hickey on his back.
Subliminal89
04-23-2008, 09:52 PM
"I don't know how that got there!!" Quoting my ex boyfriend, referring to a hickey on his back.
on his back? lmao
usfcat
04-24-2008, 06:12 PM
I know right. Kinky, busted bitch.
farmout
04-25-2008, 04:44 PM
there happens to be this big fat guy in a red suit, he lives at the North Pole, who will bring you lots of goodies, if you are good.......:-)
My girlfriend tells me my penis is big - HAH!
Face Eater
04-25-2008, 05:02 PM
My mother: "You're not going off backpacking again only to come back and scab of us again"
Me: Fuck you, why would you say that?
Mother: "What, no I didn't say that, I don't even use the word scab.
farmout
04-26-2008, 03:06 AM
I promise you, this won't hurt a bit.....:-)
Helter-Skelter
04-29-2008, 10:45 PM
education isn't painful.
farmout
04-30-2008, 01:43 AM
dive right in, the water is fine......:-)
GLENGLEN
04-30-2008, 02:20 AM
This Is My "First Time"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif....Please Be Gentle With Me.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif
farmout
04-30-2008, 03:38 PM
there are thousands of weapons of mass destruction hidden all over Iraq.....:-)
Stonie
05-05-2008, 01:10 AM
lol yeah they got thousands of mass bombs ... the only thing they got right now is hash and we live on that iraqi hash here in kuwait
scarynickname
05-08-2008, 03:00 AM
This car belonged to my grandmother and she only drove it on sundays.
zihger
05-08-2008, 04:29 AM
Drugs are bad for you, he police are here to help you.
HippyLove9399
05-15-2008, 07:29 AM
The above the influence commercials.
usfcat
05-15-2008, 06:34 PM
The above the influence commercials.LoL +1...don't they realize THEY are trying to influence people to NOT smoke pot...influence is influence. Bastards.
Karmalized
05-15-2008, 06:48 PM
My high school principal:
"These are the years you'll look back on fondly."
cotopaxi
05-15-2008, 09:31 PM
KARMALIZED, you don't relly know till you're dead.
darthkacie
06-04-2008, 12:41 PM
90% of the penis size posts around here
hee
i_was_in_shroom_land
06-16-2008, 09:38 PM
my friend has cockroaches that are a foot big, and they come to you by calling their names... and sometimes they bring you the remote...
GLENGLEN
06-25-2008, 03:47 PM
Trust Me.......I'm A Doctor..;).
Cheers Glen.
SashaK
06-25-2008, 03:56 PM
NO, MOm thats not my pot...Im holdin it for a friend
farmout
06-25-2008, 07:06 PM
Just sign the paper son, the Army will make a man outa you.....:-)
GLENGLEN
06-27-2008, 03:49 PM
orison319......Is The Most...Hunky...Spunky...Desirable Slab Of "Beefcake" On These Forums..http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon2.gif.............:(..:(..:(
Cheers Glen.
Creek
06-27-2008, 04:07 PM
"Married? I'm Not Married. Wait, Baby! Okay, I Am. But I'm Separated And We're Getting A Divorce."
That Happened The Other Night To My Best Friend. He Still Had His Ring On, Too. She Kicked Him In The Knee And Walked Away. :cheers2:
GLENGLEN
06-27-2008, 04:30 PM
Ha..Ha..Love It....http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif...Pity The Kick Didn't Connect A Bit Higher......:D........:eek:
Cheers Glen.
farmout
06-27-2008, 04:34 PM
next time GlenGlen comes to visit, he promises to NOT bring any gun powder products with him....:-)
Creek
06-27-2008, 05:29 PM
Ha..Ha..Love It....http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon14.gif...Pity The Kick Didn't Connect A Bit Higher......:D........:eek:
Cheers Glen.
She Wouldn't Have Kicked Him If He Hadn't Grabbed Her By The Shoulders. And I'm Pretty Sure She Was Intending To Kick Him A Bit Higher, But He Was Standing Too Close. I Told Her She Should Have Kneed Him, Then Yelled Back "You Forgot To Take Off Your Ring, Jackass!" He Was So Far Gone, He Didn't Even Realize He Had Forgotten To Take It Off.
prissbaby
06-27-2008, 05:45 PM
Last summer, I went to my friends house, there were alot of people chillin in her backyard.. and everyone was like, "so and so (his name was mark) died lastnight. he took an E pill with some other drugs and ended up dying."
like a week later, in the same backyard, some kid was like "dude mark's not dead. I called his house and he answered, and he was like 'dude I'm alive. what is everyone's deal?'.."
apparently it was a rumor someone made up. thinking back on it makes me laugh because we ALL were shocked that he had died. and then rejoiced that he was alive. hahah.
GLENGLEN
06-27-2008, 06:02 PM
next time GlenGlen comes to visit, he promises to NOT bring any gun powder products with him....:-)
SO TRUE........ And Not Only Have You Had The Time To Rebuild The "Pallas De Farmout" After That Most Unfortunate Incident.......BUT.. Glen Has Enrolled Himself In A "University Course" Which Teaches Advanced Applications Of The Latest...(and almost undectable) Explosives....:eek:
Having Just Graduated...Glen Is Now Keen To Put His Newfound Knowledge To The Test....:D
BE AFRAID......BE VERY AFRAID.......:eek:
Cheers (and peace..to you and your cabin).
Glen...:)
farmout
07-03-2008, 10:59 PM
Sir GlenGlen is on his meds now and everything is cool.... I think....:-)
WynterFrost
07-03-2008, 11:20 PM
elvis is still alive
farmout
07-10-2008, 12:57 AM
the sky is falling.....:-)
Its just a kidney stone........................It'll pass in no time.......and then you'll feel better
farmout
07-11-2008, 03:26 PM
just a little teenie tiny incision, it won't hurt a bit, then you won't have to worry about condoms.....:-)
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-23-2008, 12:12 AM
the sky is falling.....:-)
the world is gonna end in the year 2000!
or
the world is gonna end in the year 2012!
neodude1212
08-23-2008, 12:14 AM
the world is gonna end in the year 2000!
or
the world is gonna end in the year 2012!
haha you forget when it ended in 2001 too. :D
farmout
08-23-2008, 01:04 AM
vote for me, you won't be sorry...:-(
Ivy_Intoxicated
08-23-2008, 02:33 AM
"Weed is worse for you than a ciggarette"
-reguarding the lecture i got by my parents AND their friends
junglejack
08-23-2008, 02:45 AM
"Oswald acted alone" - Warren Commission
"We are not spreading the war, we are only protecting American Sanctuaries on the Cambodian Border"- R. M. Nixon
"I am not a crook"- - R.M Nixon
farmout
08-23-2008, 02:52 AM
ain't ain't right....:-)
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-23-2008, 04:50 AM
jesus will return.
neodude1212
08-23-2008, 04:51 AM
he might :(
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-23-2008, 04:56 AM
you ruined my winning streak. lol.
okay fine.
we'll be together forever. - my ex. lol
JethBroh
08-23-2008, 05:08 AM
i love you....
Life gets easier as you get older
Ivy_Intoxicated
08-23-2008, 08:11 PM
"Life is too short"
-Fuck that im gonna live forever!!
farmout
08-23-2008, 09:05 PM
the grass is greener on the other side...:-)
deanmono
08-23-2008, 09:17 PM
every thing is bigger in texas..
:sad:
Faelixx
08-23-2008, 09:19 PM
Heroin doesn't do anything, it's just for rich rock stars to buy so they can show off.
read my lips......No new taxes
i_was_in_shroom_land
08-24-2008, 02:39 AM
Michael Jackson is innocent.
farmout
09-01-2008, 12:42 AM
If your good to everyone, everyone will be equally good to you....;-)
orison319
09-01-2008, 12:50 AM
elvis is dead..
farmout
09-01-2008, 09:54 PM
Mah name is John Smith....:-)
"I wiil not post on hip forums for 30 days...I will only check PMs".....members name withheld
farmout
09-02-2008, 12:34 AM
read MY lips....No new Texans.....:-0
TheLizardKingMike
09-02-2008, 08:16 PM
I am not Jesus Christ.
TheLizardKingMike
09-02-2008, 09:22 PM
Jesus loves you.
TheLizardKingMike
09-02-2008, 10:14 PM
blue cheese tastes good
TRUTH.
might be truth to you......but not to me
"I am not a crook"
TheLizardKingMike
09-02-2008, 11:12 PM
might be truth to you......but not to me
"I am not a crook"
Nixon was a "crook," so am I.
all Canadians live in igloos
farmout
09-02-2008, 11:44 PM
:cheers2:all Canadians have sled dogs....:-)
all hillbillies have ugly wives
TheLizardKingMike
09-03-2008, 03:13 PM
Ich leibe es.
TheGanjaKing
09-03-2008, 04:40 PM
"he's one of them there dopers"
TheLizardKingMike
09-03-2008, 04:42 PM
"he's one of them there dopers"
There's gold in them there hills.
farmout
09-03-2008, 04:59 PM
McCain't is the best man for Prez....:-)
TheLizardKingMike
09-03-2008, 05:09 PM
McCain't is the best man for Prez....:-)
I am.
I'm gonna be elected.
i_was_in_shroom_land
09-03-2008, 09:42 PM
My name is Julius..
x2! you bastard. lol.
BunnySuit
09-03-2008, 11:30 PM
john lennon was a founding father
farmout
09-04-2008, 03:11 AM
random thoughts thread is the best...:-)
David Hassselhoff has awesome singing talent
farmout
09-09-2008, 02:28 AM
the world is flat....:-)
orison319
09-09-2008, 04:17 AM
grey means wise?
Dagaz
09-09-2008, 04:31 AM
I love you unconditionally
orison319
09-09-2008, 04:42 AM
She gives good head..
Therese Aline
09-09-2008, 04:49 AM
God has chosen a mate for each and every person already, and if you have feelings for a boy, you are lusting after someone's future husband. -My parents when I was 12.
I like big butts and I can not lie
shushyazz
09-09-2008, 05:20 AM
"He found it an interesting book and a quick read," said White House spokesman Tony Snow, on President Bush's reading of Camus' The Stranger.
"I don't want to go too deep into it, but we discussed the origins of existentialism."
the government is the voice of the people
farmout
09-09-2008, 03:30 PM
You can totally trust your government....:-)
"your car has bumper to bumper warranty"
lostminty
09-10-2008, 02:13 AM
an education is the best way to get a good job
farmout
09-10-2008, 02:16 AM
eat all your carrots now, you'll have 20-20 vision forever...:-)
ex-lax.............its just like real chocolate
PsyGrunge
09-10-2008, 03:03 AM
Religion
"silly rabbit ...trix are for kids"
Dagaz
09-11-2008, 04:03 AM
I didn't pee in the pool.
Dagaz
09-11-2008, 04:37 AM
Your going to hell.
Dagaz
09-11-2008, 11:10 PM
Honey, we love you just like family.
OJ is .................................................. ..........not guilty
i_was_in_shroom_land
09-12-2008, 03:24 AM
my arm fell into the deep fryer, but now its completely healed.
Floating High
09-12-2008, 03:29 AM
Either
1. Hippies ended in the 80's
2. God does not exist
Both are HORRIBLY wrong
:peace:
i_was_in_shroom_land
09-12-2008, 03:41 AM
god is real (oh burn! lol) im just kidding. lol.
Dagaz
09-12-2008, 08:18 PM
I'm really not an internet psycho.
Im a 111 years old....
and yet still not able to be honest
polecat
09-12-2008, 10:21 PM
Jesus Loves Me.
Dagaz
09-13-2008, 01:15 AM
That dress makes you look so thin.
PsyGrunge
09-13-2008, 01:36 AM
If you fart on a match your arse (in it's entirety) will blow up.
farmout
09-13-2008, 02:17 AM
McCain't is all about change...:-)
the american elections are so quick
farmout
09-13-2008, 02:51 AM
believe in me....:-)
farmout
09-15-2008, 02:36 PM
everybody looks great neekid...:-)
Oops...call waiting....Ill be right back in a second
farmout
09-16-2008, 01:58 PM
the tooth fairy will bring you lots of cash for your rotten teeth...:-)
PsyGrunge
09-16-2008, 03:29 PM
Hunter S. Thompson committed suicide...........
PsyGrunge
09-17-2008, 12:37 PM
The 9/11 incident happened as we know it.
junglejack
09-18-2008, 09:02 AM
The Warren Commissions report of JFK,s assassination
(oswald acted alone)
DerrtyJake
09-22-2008, 09:59 PM
Obama will change the world
Amoite
09-22-2008, 10:07 PM
My ego told me I was "somebody"...
DerrtyJake
09-22-2008, 10:27 PM
Hunter S. Thompson committed suicide
brainDamage13
09-22-2008, 10:54 PM
Hunter S. Thompson committed suicide
he didn't???? how did he die then?
orison319
09-23-2008, 01:39 AM
ducks can breath out their ass..
DerrtyJake
09-23-2008, 01:41 AM
he didn't???? how did he die then?
theres quite a few conspiracy theories
google is your friend. unless of course you're looking for research chemicals.:mad:
farmout
09-26-2008, 12:48 AM
send me 50,000 and I'll make you rich beyone your wildest dreams...:-)
marvinartist
09-26-2008, 01:00 AM
i have a friend that i suspect may be making up that he has cancer cuz his gf left him and has their son and he lost his job and maybe is getting hooked on oxies and i duno its just possible but im not sure.
send me a deposit and ill ship it out right away
farmout
09-26-2008, 10:02 PM
gotta run to the white house to help bail out the economy, which was the dems fault in the first place....:-0
PsyGrunge
09-27-2008, 12:09 PM
hippies are a waste of space
farmout
09-27-2008, 05:42 PM
don't take baths together, you'll waste water...:-(
farmout
09-28-2008, 03:38 PM
the grass is greener on the other.......:-)
milk does a body good....all it does for me is make farts
farmout
09-28-2008, 10:31 PM
Gasoline prices will be back down around a buc seventeen by spring....:-)
Mc Donalds "heathy choices menu" is healthy
farmout
10-01-2008, 04:14 PM
send all your money, checks and bank account numbers to my address, I'll be sure all the funds go to god.....:-)
PsyGrunge
10-01-2008, 11:25 PM
pizza hut all you can eat 3.99
farmout
10-03-2008, 05:06 PM
free shipping, please read small print that you can't possibly see....:-)
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