Welcome filthmongers...

[JOsie]

The fogey's among you will remember a bygone age in the hipforums calendar...

an age when there was much discussion of wangs and norks...an age when sexual innuendo was reserved for one place in the UK community...UK filthiness..

that age has been and gone...and got high and sort of wandered off a bit...but now it has returned...bigger and better and (insert joke about cocks)

this might be an 18+ only forum...i'm not sure...but it doesn't really matter...children have no place in filth anyway...and anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a communist and probably owns a raincoat with special quick release handles so he can flash at old women more efficiently than ever thought before...

so yeah...anyway...

let the filth commence...

[Claire]

*Bows*

All Hail JOsie!!!

KIng of Filth!!!

Let the games begin;)

[Power_13]

It's been too long...



Make up your own cock jokes based on that, please.

Love and kisses,
Girth Brooks

[Power_13]

Yeah, children do have a place in filth. You'd be surprised how many awkward chilld and parent moments I've read about (there was a thread about it on another forum)


I could have sworn that I heard "Hey Johnny, did you ..." come from the upstairs. Dad would always yell down for a beer, a magazine, or a sandwhich as he had a bad knee that made going up two flights of stairs difficult.

I run up the stairs and swing open my dad's bedroom door to see what he needed.


He didn't need anything.


There's my stepmother on all fours with her face buried in a pillow. Dad is behind her and nailing her doggy-style. Good Ole Dad was driving steel like a white John Henry. He's yelling like a viking invader, she's screaming like a surprise sex recipient, and I've just had the living hell scared out of me.

Now, for those of you who don't know what the hell is going on here, this is A++ porn star quality fucking. Empires have been founded on a single performance of this caliber.

My dad catches me standing there, scared shitless, and he does what makes him such a cool dad.

He turns and cracks a George Clooney "I just won an Oscar" smile. The man raises his hand off my stepmother's hip, throws me a thumbs up, and slams his hand back down on her ass and screams "I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU TILL YOU CRY, YOU FUCKING WHORE."
Then I ran like hell.

[Fleassy]

hahahahaha!! thats a clasic!!!


thats even better than when my step mum walked in on her step daughter having under age sex (not me her ex's daughter). She said "Alison get out here now" ...and Alison replys calmly "can you wait untill ive finished"

ho ho ho :p

andyway

YAY FOR JOSIE!!

[xZx]

i would just like to be the first to say BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!! :D

[tulip]

Wehey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kier]

:eek:..........:eek:

[Raskalization]

...indeed you are sick, and filthy too! :rolleyes:

[COBALT_Blue]

I thought this said fishmongers forum. Ill go and check what I got wrong. Have a nice day....