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Sunburst
05-09-2004, 12:54 AM
Woo! I went to Liquidation World with mum today and I saw the most amazing things and bought them:
Crappy, cheaply made barbie-type dolls! I bought them because they want to be together but were separted. I felt sad for them. I'll post a pic once my stupid webcam works again:cool:
I drew some chest hair on Soldier Rambo the peacekeeper (that's what it said he was on his package), but Joe is a bit of a fem surfer dude, and he waxes his body each week. He enjoys the silky-smoothness. He was also involved in a near-fatal surfing accident last year which involved him, a 12-foot pole sticking out of the water, and a great white shark. He lost his genetailia in the accident, which explains why there's just a weird plastic bit there now. They have to keep their relationship a secret because otherwise, sadly, Rambo may be expelled from the army. I tried to talk him into leaving the army because of destruction and pain, but he wouldn't do it. I suppose I have to let him do whatever he feels is right. I did manage to steal his plastic rifle, however, and hot-glue a plastic flower to it:D
Joe is currently trying to teach Rambo to surf. I'll let you all know how that goes...

Sunburst
05-09-2004, 01:10 AM
Joe! Stop touching him there! That's not teaching him anything about surfing!

thepixies
05-09-2004, 12:06 PM
hahaha you are crazy y'know that?

Sunburst
05-10-2004, 02:33 AM
No I'm not! Don't call me names! I'm allowed to have plastic friends! We have wonderful coversations, and they eat supper with me. They are real friends. Don't stifle me! AAAUUGHGGH!!:eek:

Willow-Bridget-Love
05-10-2004, 05:55 AM
you are so rad... ha man... i love my girlfriend, im really in love, i didnt know that itd happen this way, i thought, or i didnt know, but i love her sooo much, i didnt know that i could love someone soo much.. its like woow.. i love you.. and i really love her.. wow.. shes soo... oh.. yeah.. man... and since she slept over last night.. erm.. um.. oh yeah. we slept from 2 am to 9:30 in each other arms...

VanAstral
05-10-2004, 06:20 AM
what's going on here?

thepixies
05-10-2004, 05:03 PM
i dont mean to sound rude or anything willow, but we get the idea we know you love her we know we know dammit we know

borut16
05-10-2004, 05:07 PM
i dont mean to sound rude or anything willow, but we get the idea we know you love her we know we know dammit we knowand i put my signature under this! :) No offence, anyway, but please at least try to keep on the topic!

Haha, you sound silly with Rambo and Joe stuff, great for imagination, though. :)
I bet you could write a novel, couldn't you?

kokoyo112
03-31-2005, 02:32 AM
Ha I brought up the 2nd thread in this place!