fortune cookies

[jahmerimaka]

who has had a coincidential (or maybe not) experience with a fortune cookie saying something directly related to your life.

Todays my little bro's birthday. Hes 13 now and im 16, its not like we ever buy eachother gifts, but i have been somewhat ignoring him because hes been annoying the shit out of me lately.

Anyway, the fortune cookie said " Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today."

Just thought it was weird, kind of made me feel bad. But i dont know what to get him!

Who else has had something like this happen before?

[skierdood]

I like to add the words "In Bed" to the end of my fortunes it always makes it funny.

For example my last cookie read "Your love is unmatched" if you add in bed it makes it dirty.

[jahmerimaka]

haha. Nice way to lighten it up.

[hippieatheart]

i got chinese yesterday and my fortune said "your creativity will take you to great height"
and no, i don't have bad grammar, that's how it really is on the fortune.

[skierdood]

Now add in bed and its even funnier

[hippieatheart]

"your creativity will take you to great height... in bed"


haha you're right!

[Geneity]

lol -_-

[PharmaPhunk]

I would get your bro some dro

[Subliminal89]

i once had a fortune cookie that said you look pretty lol

[Mother's Love]

"your creativity will take you to great height... in bed"


haha you're right!^be careful swinging from the chandeliers! thats what my mom always says...

"Yes. Remember, open it before you eat it."....
YOGURT: Hello, boys. Well, you opened your fortune
cookie, so here's your fortune. Lone Starr, you know that medallion
that
you wear around your neck, but you don't know what it means?

LONE STARR takes the medallion out of his shirt.

YOGURT: Well, here's what it means: it's a royal
birth certificate. Yes. Your father was a king. Your mother was a
queen.
Which makes you a certified prince.

LONE STARR Hey, I'm a prince. I'm a prince. Which
means....

YOGURT Which means, if you hurry, there could
be a princess in your future. Now, if you want to get back there
before
she marries Sleeping Beauty, there's and special can of fuel in your
glove
compartment. Good luck, boys.

BARF Bye, Yogurt.

LONE STARR And, Yogurt, thanks.

YOGURT You're welcome. And my the Schwartz be
with you..... (starts to fade away) .....oh...oh....what a world,
what
a world. (completely fades out)

[makesmomcry420]

i do the in bed thing too

and during a time when i was being a man whore, i got one that said "dont grind your iron rod into a needle... in bed" perfect lol

[Autentique]

Fortune cookies are ALWAYS right!

[elover]

After you read your fortune cookies add "in your bedroom" to the end of it.

[aesther]

Hey I heard this one joke where you add in "in the bed" after reading the fortune cookie. Its fun!!

[hippieatheart]

Hey I heard this one joke where you add in "in the bed" after reading the fortune cookie. Its fun!!
hey i heard that you should read the whole thread before posting, because we've been talking about the "in the bed" thing this whole time.

[aesther]

I know , haha