glassdildo
03-18-2008, 09:36 AM
Hi All,
I'm a person who really likes the backwoods lifestyle. I grew up in Northern Michigan on a small non-sustaining farm where we had a couple pigs, cows, a horse and a yard of chickens. Not to mention the dogs, of course. Spent my summers humpin' firewood to the 4-wheeler trailer and then stacking it back in the barn to season and then into the house when it would start to get cold. Was raised to do things for myself and if I had to pay someone to do something, it better well mean that either I had no idea how to, could have killed someone by not knowing how or didn't have the tools to do it. So in other words I've learned to build my own home, grow my own food, keep my own ass warm and provide a living to my family. Hunting and fishing was a way of life up until about 8 years ago when my wife and I moved to Detroit in search of "The Good Life". He he he... How naive we were. I was laid off back in 2004 and then transfered to Lansing, Michigan where we live now. I work for an IT company that supports the automotive manufacturing world. How'd I end up here??? YUCK!!!
I'm a profficient carpenter, I did it for 7 years as a living and plenty before that just growing up in life dealing with projects and watching the old man. I've been able to pick up some electrical, plumbing and mechanical experience along the way, too, of course. From computers to fixing your house to making your car go on down the road, I can probably help you out.
Basically, I'm a jack of all trades, master of one - Windows/siding, who loves nothing more than a secluded homestead with plenty of firewood around to be cut, animals to be eaten and fish to be fished! And I'm learning to blow glass. I'm a head too...
However - The past few years have brought some nasty little habbits to my family. Basically, my 4 year old will tell you that WalMart is his favorite store and my wife likes being 10 minutes from a SuperCenter - You know, just in case. ERRRR....
This leads up to a problem. I want seclusion and the backwoods thing, but she wants to be within 1/2 hour of WallyWorld (or something like it). She seems open to the idea of moving to Alaska (I've been pounding her over the head with it for a few years now) but she's apprehensive about the living conditions and not being too "Backwoods". In other words, I have to make sure that she'll be happy or I'll be getting served if I take her up there and she's 3 hours from town. (Perfect for me by the way)
What is the likelihood of someone with my "jack of all, master of none" backround being able to find work in a place that she would be ok living in that isn't obscenely priced? I've looked around at real estate prices near anchorage and Juneau, but it doesn't seem like you get a whole heck of a lot for under $200,000.00. Trailers in parks were what I found to be more reasonably priced, and no offense, but I don't want to trade a concrete jungle for a rusty steal one.
Any thoughts, ideas, etc???
My main concern is finding work up there. Some have said to sell off everything except the 4x4, guns and fishin' poles and go up there with enough cash to last a few months until I could find work/permanent home. That, to me, sounds a little crazy. 9 years ago w/o kids would have been easy to do that. But I've got too much to take care of now. Relocating half way around the globe is risque enough for her. And we all know that we need to keep the wife happy. So making the transition as smooth as possible with all bases covered is going to be the only way I can pull it off.
We've also got two boys. One is 4 and the other is 6 weeks. They are half the reason I want to get up there and away from the craziness of the lower 48. It's gone downhill around here so much that I just want to put myself in a place that doesn't really need a whole lot from the outside world.
Also, I'm looking more for an 'Alternative lifestyle' friendly place. I am attracted to Alaska's tollerant attitude towards personal cannabis consumption. I use it for anxiety, social anxiety and depression. All of which this shithole city has left instilled in me. I want to be able to heal myself in a place where I don't have to worry about going to jail for a year while my family starves because some hyprocrit politician thinks what I'm doing is somehow killing kids. lol, stupid fuckers. Any how...
Other than the pot, I'm pretty clean cut. I very rarely drink as I don't like the attitude I put on when I do. I show up every day for work because it's just how I am and I keep myself looking pretty straight - don't look like your typical pot head. Most people just about fall over in shock when they find out that I do burn. he he he... People will believe whatever big brother tells them to. So weak minded... It's worked well to my advantage though as I can avoid profiling while driving, hide it well at work and not raise an eyebrow for the neighbors. Basically, I keep it in my house and VERY rarely does it ever leave my front door. Got good grades in HS, good grades in tech training and have a regular old git er done attitude. Without the stupidity, of course. I suprise myself sometimes! I was looking at the State Trooper/Fish Cop jobs up there but it obviously wouldn't suit my lifestyle.
Thanks for any input and I'd really like to get to know some folks up there. I'd like to get her up there for a visit next summer and would like to introduce her to some possibilities.
Thanks all.
GD, GP, SC, PHI - whatever you may know me by...
I'm a person who really likes the backwoods lifestyle. I grew up in Northern Michigan on a small non-sustaining farm where we had a couple pigs, cows, a horse and a yard of chickens. Not to mention the dogs, of course. Spent my summers humpin' firewood to the 4-wheeler trailer and then stacking it back in the barn to season and then into the house when it would start to get cold. Was raised to do things for myself and if I had to pay someone to do something, it better well mean that either I had no idea how to, could have killed someone by not knowing how or didn't have the tools to do it. So in other words I've learned to build my own home, grow my own food, keep my own ass warm and provide a living to my family. Hunting and fishing was a way of life up until about 8 years ago when my wife and I moved to Detroit in search of "The Good Life". He he he... How naive we were. I was laid off back in 2004 and then transfered to Lansing, Michigan where we live now. I work for an IT company that supports the automotive manufacturing world. How'd I end up here??? YUCK!!!
I'm a profficient carpenter, I did it for 7 years as a living and plenty before that just growing up in life dealing with projects and watching the old man. I've been able to pick up some electrical, plumbing and mechanical experience along the way, too, of course. From computers to fixing your house to making your car go on down the road, I can probably help you out.
Basically, I'm a jack of all trades, master of one - Windows/siding, who loves nothing more than a secluded homestead with plenty of firewood around to be cut, animals to be eaten and fish to be fished! And I'm learning to blow glass. I'm a head too...
However - The past few years have brought some nasty little habbits to my family. Basically, my 4 year old will tell you that WalMart is his favorite store and my wife likes being 10 minutes from a SuperCenter - You know, just in case. ERRRR....
This leads up to a problem. I want seclusion and the backwoods thing, but she wants to be within 1/2 hour of WallyWorld (or something like it). She seems open to the idea of moving to Alaska (I've been pounding her over the head with it for a few years now) but she's apprehensive about the living conditions and not being too "Backwoods". In other words, I have to make sure that she'll be happy or I'll be getting served if I take her up there and she's 3 hours from town. (Perfect for me by the way)
What is the likelihood of someone with my "jack of all, master of none" backround being able to find work in a place that she would be ok living in that isn't obscenely priced? I've looked around at real estate prices near anchorage and Juneau, but it doesn't seem like you get a whole heck of a lot for under $200,000.00. Trailers in parks were what I found to be more reasonably priced, and no offense, but I don't want to trade a concrete jungle for a rusty steal one.
Any thoughts, ideas, etc???
My main concern is finding work up there. Some have said to sell off everything except the 4x4, guns and fishin' poles and go up there with enough cash to last a few months until I could find work/permanent home. That, to me, sounds a little crazy. 9 years ago w/o kids would have been easy to do that. But I've got too much to take care of now. Relocating half way around the globe is risque enough for her. And we all know that we need to keep the wife happy. So making the transition as smooth as possible with all bases covered is going to be the only way I can pull it off.
We've also got two boys. One is 4 and the other is 6 weeks. They are half the reason I want to get up there and away from the craziness of the lower 48. It's gone downhill around here so much that I just want to put myself in a place that doesn't really need a whole lot from the outside world.
Also, I'm looking more for an 'Alternative lifestyle' friendly place. I am attracted to Alaska's tollerant attitude towards personal cannabis consumption. I use it for anxiety, social anxiety and depression. All of which this shithole city has left instilled in me. I want to be able to heal myself in a place where I don't have to worry about going to jail for a year while my family starves because some hyprocrit politician thinks what I'm doing is somehow killing kids. lol, stupid fuckers. Any how...
Other than the pot, I'm pretty clean cut. I very rarely drink as I don't like the attitude I put on when I do. I show up every day for work because it's just how I am and I keep myself looking pretty straight - don't look like your typical pot head. Most people just about fall over in shock when they find out that I do burn. he he he... People will believe whatever big brother tells them to. So weak minded... It's worked well to my advantage though as I can avoid profiling while driving, hide it well at work and not raise an eyebrow for the neighbors. Basically, I keep it in my house and VERY rarely does it ever leave my front door. Got good grades in HS, good grades in tech training and have a regular old git er done attitude. Without the stupidity, of course. I suprise myself sometimes! I was looking at the State Trooper/Fish Cop jobs up there but it obviously wouldn't suit my lifestyle.
Thanks for any input and I'd really like to get to know some folks up there. I'd like to get her up there for a visit next summer and would like to introduce her to some possibilities.
Thanks all.
GD, GP, SC, PHI - whatever you may know me by...