2 truths, 1 lie

[Geonagual]

Okay, so there is this fun game I know. A person has to tell two truths about themselves and one lie and then the next person has to guess which one is the lie.
Wanna play? Guess the lie.
1)I grew up on a farm where we raised chickens.
2)I once dated a girl from Finland
3) I eat Mexican food almost everyday

[Naoki_ninja]

im guessing you never dated a girl from finland?

1) i eat candy and drink energy drinks for breakfast everyday
2) i traveled all across the country in a semi-truck when i was 8 yrs old
3) i have an older brother.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

An 8yr old should be in school, not roadtrippin' the country.

I'm 42 years old. I'm a car nut. I'm a hobby farmer.

[redyelruc]

I'm guessing you're not a car nut. But it's jus a guess.

1. I've been fined for marijuana possesion.
2. I've been arrested for indecent exposure.
3. I've been imprisoned for begging.

[nakedtreehugger]

my main color is purple, i've had sex with too many people to count, and i travel astrally.

[Geonagual]

I'm guessing you're not a car nut. But it's jus a guess.

1. I've been fined for marijuana possesion.
2. I've been arrested for indecent exposure.
3. I've been imprisoned for begging.
to the person that answered me..yes, i did have a girlfriend from finland..I didnt grow up in the country..and to answer yours..

I would say #1 is the lie..I dont even think you smoke weed..

[redyelruc]

to the person that answered me..yes, i did have a girlfriend from finland..I didnt grow up in the country..and to answer yours..

I would say #1 is the lie..I dont even think you smoke weed..
correct. But I do smoke. Not so much any more but...

[redyelruc]

my main color is purple, i've had sex with too many people to count, and i travel astrally.
I don't think you like purple. It's too sexually represive.

OK, another about me.

1. I have eaten horsemeat.
2. I shave my pubes.
3. I can surf.

[nakedtreehugger]

I don't think you like purple. It's too sexually represive.

OK, another about me.

1. I have eaten horsemeat.
2. I shave my pubes.
3. I can surf.i don't think you shave your pubes. and actually, i do like purple, but that was the lie... i was referring to my aura color rather than liking it, lol! it's red by the way.

i have eaten ostriches. i have lived in more than 5 different countries. i am in school.

[redyelruc]

i don't think you shave your pubes. and actually, i do like purple, but that was the lie... i was referring to my aura color rather than liking it, lol! it's red by the way.

i have eaten ostriches. i have lived in more than 5 different countries. i am in school.
CORRECT

I think you are a vegetarian, so ostriches is false.

I slept in a graveyard.
I've kissed a man.
I believe Jesus lived.

[nakedtreehugger]

CORRECT

I think you are a vegetarian, so ostriches is false.

I slept in a graveyard.
I've kissed a man.
I believe Jesus lived.incorrect. i am a vegetarian, but i ate ostrich meat before i became so. i am not in school.

i think you have never slept in a graveyard.

i am afraid of heights. i have bungee jumped. i have had sex with a grandmother.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You don't look like the bungee type.

I keep reptiles.
I can't see past the end of my nose without my glasses.
I hate the sound of running water.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'm guessing you're not a car nut. But it's jus a guess.

And you were exactly right. I'm A to B, economy class.

[nakedtreehugger]

You don't look like the bungee type.

I keep reptiles.
I can't see past the end of my nose without my glasses.
I hate the sound of running water.incorrect. i have bungee jumped. but i've never had sex with a grandmother.

i think you hate the sound of running water. cause that's just random.

um.... let's se. i'm about to go eat mexican food. i drive a red car. i love huge tits.

[redyelruc]

incorrect. i have bungee jumped. but i've never had sex with a grandmother.

i think you hate the sound of running water. cause that's just random.

um.... let's se. i'm about to go eat mexican food. i drive a red car. i love huge tits.
I'm not sure that you drive a red car.

I don't own a TV.
I don't own a refridgerator.
I don't own a DVD player.

[Geonagual]

I am sure you dont have a dvd...
cause why would you have a dvd if you didn't have a TV..
wait......
maybe you have both of those and no fridge..thats what I am going with..no fridge..ok

1. I have been to 50 countries
2. I do not watch tv
3. I have 15 tattoos

[Therese Aline]

I'm gonna say you haven't been to 50 countries, G

I bite my nails
I've done shrooms
I crochet

[Geonagual]

yeah your right I havent been to 50..only 17

I will say you havent done shrooms

I bite my nails
I have done shroom
I crochet

[redyelruc]

yeah your right I havent been to 50..only 17

I will say you havent done shrooms

I bite my nails
I have done shroom
I crochetYou were wrong about me. I HAVE a dvd player. It's hooked up to an amp, to play music. No tv, no fridge.
I guess you don't bite your nails. I don't think the military would have allowed it.

I have broken my nose.
I have broken somebody else's nose.
I have touched my nose with my tongue.

*edited; cos I messed it up before and only had one truth*

[nakedtreehugger]

I'm not sure that you drive a red car.

I don't own a TV.
I don't own a refridgerator.
I don't own a DVD player.incorrect. i drive a red car, and i really dislike huge tits. i like 'em small and perky :)

[nakedtreehugger]

You were wrong about me. I HAVE a dvd player. It's hooked up to an amp, to play music. No tv, no fridge.
I guess you don't bite your nails. I don't think the military would have allowed it.

I have never broken my nose.
I have never broken somebody else's nose.
I have never touched my nose with my tongue.you never broke someone else's nose. you're too nice for that.

i used to be a streetfighter.
i was once a beauty queen.
i draw on everything with sharpies.

[redyelruc]

you never broke someone else's nose. you're too nice for that.

i used to be a streetfighter.
i was once a beauty queen.
i draw on everything with sharpies.WRONG. I can't touch my nose with my tongue. I messed up and only put one truth and two lies.

I don't know what a sharpie is but I will say that you never were a street-fighter. Just a hunch.

I make the sign of the cross when an ambulance passes.
I have been robbed at gunpoint.
I once bought a $1000 suit.

[nakedtreehugger]

WRONG. I can't touch my nose with my tongue. I messed up and only put one truth and two lies.

I don't know what a sharpie is but I will say that you never were a street-fighter. Just a hunch.

I make the sign of the cross when an ambulance passes.
I have been robbed at gunpoint.
I once bought a $1000 suit.incorrect. i would shoot myself before becoming a beauty queen. oh, and a sharpie is like a permanent magic marker. and they come in all kinds of beautiful colors!

umm.... i just can't see you buying a suit that cost a grand.

i am shy. i love the taste of cum. i've hugged a tree naked.

[WanderingSoul]

I'm guessing you're not shy.

I have two beds
I don't own a car
My middle name is Lyn

[nakedtreehugger]

I'm guessing you're not shy.

I have two beds
I don't own a car
My middle name is Lynwrong. i've never hugged a tree naked (ok, so my name is thus hypocritical).

i don't think you have 2 beds... who needs 2?

i get off on being videotaped. i faint at the sight of blood. i orgasm sometimes when i take a poop.

[WanderingSoul]

The last one?
I do have two beds.... I recently changed beds and the other one is still in my room, taking up space. I don't usually sleep in it though. (I want to get a sectional sofa to put in its place. It'd open up my room so much more!)

I have a facebook
I have a myspace page
I used to work at a grocery store

[Therese Aline]

yeah your right I havent been to 50..only 17

I will say you havent done shrooms

I bite my nails
I have done shroom
I crochetRight on. :)
And I'm not gonna answer hers, since I know the answers. ^

[redyelruc]

umm.... i just can't see you buying a suit that cost a grand.
INCORRECT. When I first left college and got paid a fortune, I bought a 3 piece suit for 550pounds sterling. Oh how times have changed. I haveunfortunately been robbed at knifepoint but NEVER at gunpoint.



I have a facebook
I have a myspace page
I used to work at a grocery store
You prolly don't have a facebook. I don't know anything about this cos I have neither that nor myspace.

OK.
I've bought a porno movie.
I've had sex on public transport.
I've faked an orgasm.

[Geonagual]

INCORRECT. When I first left college and got paid a fortune, I bought a 3 piece suit for 550pounds sterling. Oh how times have changed. I haveunfortunately been robbed at knifepoint but NEVER at gunpoint.



You prolly don't have a facebook. I don't know anything about this cos I have neither that nor myspace.

OK.
I've bought a porno movie.
I've had sex on public transport.
I've faked an orgasm.
hmm..ok

I would say no to sex on the public transport

I wrecked a car and was chased by police at age 15
I once ran 13 miles barefoot
I came in 2nd place in a beauty contest

[redyelruc]

hmm..ok

I would say no to sex on the public transport

I wrecked a car and was chased by police at age 15
I once ran 13 miles barefoot
I came in 2nd place in a beauty contest
WRONG: I have enjoyed myself on trains,buses and the underground. I have never bought a porno movie. I've seen some but never, ever bought one.

I think you won the beauty contest, not came second.

Here ya go:
I haven't seen a family member in over two years.
I haven't had a hot shower in over two months.
I haven't had sex in over two weeks.

[WanderingSoul]

The sex one, Red. :)

And you were right about me not having a facebook.

3 more:
I once took nekkid photos of my sister
I haven't shaved in a week
I've never been asked to pose nude

[redyelruc]

The sex one, Red. :)

And you were right about me not having a facebook.

3 more:
I once took nekkid photos of my sister
I haven't shaved in a week
I've never been asked to pose nude
CORRECT: 12 days and counting...

The nude one. And if you haven't, I'm asking now.

Once again,
I have no aftershave
I have never bought a bottle of aftershave
I have never drank a bottle of aftershave

[Therese Aline]

I keep getting confused. I'm gonna say that not ever buying aftershave is a lie.

I shifted a bone in my wrist playing a lot of Guitar Hero
I used to bite my toenails
I'm the queen of DDR

[redyelruc]

I keep getting confused. I'm gonna say that not ever buying aftershave is a lie.

I shifted a bone in my wrist playing a lot of Guitar Hero
I used to bite my toenails
I'm the queen of DDR
CORRECT: but I have only ever bought it as a gift for somebody else.

DDR? I don't know what it is. I'll go for that. The rest sound plausible.


I've been blonde.
I've had sex with a blonde.
My brother's girlfriend is blonde.

[WanderingSoul]

You've never been blond man.....
at least I don't believe you have.

The lie in my post WAS the nude one. I HAVE been asked to pose nude, even offered money to do it (by a professional)!

[Therese Aline]

Lol, Red. Dance, Dance Revolution is a video game. You were right, that was the one. I'm just ok at it. (And for the record, I was 4 when I bit my toenails. :P)

[redyelruc]

You've never been blond man.....
at least I don't believe you have.

The lie in my post WAS the nude one. I HAVE been asked to pose nude, even offered money to do it (by a professional)!
NOPE: I've bleached my hair blonde and had it blue and green among other colours. I've never had sex with a blonde. In fact, I've only ever briefly dated one blonde. Brunettes are so much more my thing.

[redyelruc]

WanderingSoul, you forgot to leave a new one so here's another from me.

I smoke cigarettes in bed
I smoke cigarettes on the toilet
I smoke cigarettes on my motorcycle.

[WanderingSoul]

You're lying about smoking on a motorcycle. 'Cause I'm just thinking if you're riding the thing while you're smoking it's not likely to work very well at that speed. You might lose the ciggy or it could just go out. Or maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.

Haha, I can't believe you dyed so many times. Red is your natural color, right?

Brunettes are so much more my thing. For real. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[WanderingSoul]

I forgot to add new ones. Here they are:

I don't dream in color
I love eating ramen noodles raw from the packet
I need money

[redyelruc]

You're lying about smoking on a motorcycle. 'Cause I'm just thinking if you're riding the thing while you're smoking it's not likely to work very well at that speed. You might lose the ciggy or it could just go out. Or maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.

Haha, I can't believe you dyed so many times. Red is your natural color, right?

For real. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
WRONG: I don't smoke in bed. I once woke up to my duvet on fire. Freaked me out. I haven't smoked in bed for about 12 years. I do smoke on the motorcycle, on my way to school. I'm not able to smoke at the school and I need to fill up on nicotine before facing 100s of kids.

RED is my natural colour. when I was a late teen and early twenties, I had a funny experimental period, electric blue, bleached, green mohawk. I used to really not like the fact that I had red hair.

[redyelruc]

I forgot to add new ones. Here they are:

I don't dream in color
I love eating ramen noodles raw from the packet
I need money
I think you dream in colour. It's supposedly extremely rare, but maybe you are special.

I'm gonna burn in hell for telling all these lies but here goes.

1. I have an irrational fear of the colour pink.
2. I always sleep with the stereo on.
3. I have been crying today.

[WanderingSoul]

I think you dream in colour. It's supposedly extremely rare, but maybe you are special.

I'm gonna burn in hell for telling all these lies but here goes.

1. I have an irrational fear of the colour pink.
2. I always sleep with the stereo on.
3. I have been crying today.I dig redheads. :D

The number 1 is your lie.... or number 3.

Is it really rare to dream in color? I thought that was the norm, that dreaming in black and white was rare. My dreams are always vivid, but I can't always remember the details (I'm lazy with the techniques, but I know how to use them).
Anyway........
I'm not gonna post any more lies right now because I need to get offline soon.
So it's somebody else's turn..... for now.

[WanderingSoul]

WRONG: I don't smoke in bed. I once woke up to my duvet on fire. Freaked me out. I haven't smoked in bed for about 12 years. I do smoke on the motorcycle, on my way to school. I'm not able to smoke at the school and I need to fill up on nicotine before facing 100s of kids.
Haha, nice wake up!
I don't like to smoke lying down because I've dropped glowing ashes onto my chest and it burned!
I smoke on my bed though.

[Geonagual]

do we restart..

1. I wake and bake almost everymorning
2. I have had sex in a alley
3. I can swallow fire

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Someone that ugly is not having sex in public. jk, dude.

My cell phone won't stop fucking ringing. I masturbate. I'm planning on getting piss drunk tonight.

[GLENGLEN]

My Guess For The Fib....Is The Cellphone.....Correct..???



1..I Am Very Good Looking....Was Featured Once As A Male "Centerfold".http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon6.gif

2..My Close Friends Describe Me As A ..Painfully.. Obnoxious...Exccentric...Old Fart.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

3..I Haven't Worn Shoes For Years....Summer Or Winter.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen.

[redyelruc]

I dig redheads. :D

The number 1 is your lie.... or number 3.

CORRECT: I don't have any fear of the colour pink. lol That would be weird.

[redyelruc]

My Guess For The Fib....Is The Cellphone.....Correct..???



1..I Am Very Good Looking....Was Featured Once As A Male "Centerfold".http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon6.gif

2..My Close Friends Describe Me As A ..Painfully.. Obnoxious...Exccentric...Old Fart.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

3..I Haven't Worn Shoes For Years....Summer Or Winter.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen.
I think that you might have to wear shoes if you're working on a farm. Gum-boots at least. Too many snakes.

1. I've always believed that I will die before I'm 40.
2. I can play the violin.
3. I cannot sit cross-legged(in the lotus position).

[GLENGLEN]

Sorry But No 1 Was The Fib.......Snakes Don't Usually Bite Feet......They Aim Much Further Up The Leg...


Cheers Glen.

[Therese Aline]

Um, you can't sit crosslegged? @ Red.

I have been told before that my brains were leaking out.
I've been "proposed" to by a man in his seventies.
Two of my regular customers plan their shopping trips around my work schedule so they get to see me when they come to the store.

[Idunno~do.you?]

lol... i dont know what you look like, but i'm guessing #2 is the lie.


1. I'm typing upside down
2. I almost died from an overdose on water before.
3. I made out with a bearded lady when i was 15.
lololol

[szeretlek8]

i seriously hope 3 is your lie..:P
1.I'm a freak magnet
2.I loathe music
3.I have lucid dreams

[Therese Aline]

Right on, @ I dunno~do you. The guy is actually in his 50s, I think. :P He's nice though, so I don't mind that he flirts mildly with me all the time.

[Therese Aline]

You loathe music is the lie, szeretlek8?

I have two cell phones
I can't swim
I wasn't born with curly hair

[TattoedAquarian]

I'm going to guess that you were not born with curly hair...

I play 4 instruments.
I'm a virgin.
I'm blind in one eye.

[GLENGLEN]

Number 2 Has To Be The Fib....



1)... I Am Boogabaahs Life Long Partner..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif..We Live On A Deserted Island With 9 Blonde Haired Feral Kids...(and one on the way)..We Swim...Sunbake...And Sip Champagne All Day..(and most of the night)..

2) I Live Way Outta Town On A 800 acre Farm...I Swim...Sunbake...And Sip Champagne All Day..(and most of the night)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

3) I Hope In The Next Few Years To Be Able To Travel Overseas....And Meet Some Of The Delightful People I Have Met On Hip Forums...Swim...Sunbake...And Sip Champagne With Them..All Day..(and most of the night)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[WanderingSoul]

Number 2 Has To Be The Fib....



1)... I Am Boogabaahs Life Long Partner..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif..We Live On A Deserted Island With 9 Blonde Haired Feral Kids...(and one on the way)..We Swim...Sunbake...And Sip Champagne All Day..(and most of the night)..

2) I Live Way Outta Town On A 800 acre Farm...I Swim...Sunbake...And Sip Champagne All Day..(and most of the night)..

3) I Hope In The Next Few Years To Be Able To Travel Overseas....And Meet Some Of The Delightful People I Have Met On Hip Forums...Swim...Sunbake...And Sip Champagne With Them..All Day..(and most of the night)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifYou wish you were Boogs life partner! :)

A pin broke off in my foot once
I've never been in the hospital
I love getting "facials" (not the kind you get in the spa).

[szeretlek8]

of course,Therese:)

WanderingSoul you know,you have really nice complexion:P is it the pin one?

1)i think i'm masochistic
2)i'm like an open book,i express everything i have inside
3)i fucking love everyone:d

[Therese Aline]

I'm going to guess that you were not born with curly hair...That's true. Lol. Which one's the lie?

[Therese Aline]

Szeretlek8, I think masochistic is the lie.

I can drink a gallon of milk by myself in two days
My grandmother's name is Marie Therese
I'm a quarter Jewish

[szeretlek8]

Therese,the lie's 2.I'm the opposite of that
It's nice that you thought of that as a possibility though

[redyelruc]

Therese, you're right, I can't sit crosslegged. How very unhip of me.

[Idunno~do.you?]

Right on, @ I dunno~do you. The guy is actually in his 50s, I think. :P He's nice though, so I don't mind that he flirts mildly with me all the time.hahaha... did you just now say i'm in my 50's.
lololol... wow. and i dont think i flirt with you either.
haha... nvm.. i'm confused. hahaha

[Idunno~do.you?]

oh umm...

1. i know 3 different languages.
2. i've ridden on the back of the locnest monster. lololol
3. i think ppl are weird for thinking i'm weird, but sometimes being weird is a good thing. =]

[WanderingSoul]

of course,Therese:)

WanderingSoul you know,you have really nice complexion:P is it the pin one?

1)i think i'm masochistic
2)i'm like an open book,i express everything i have inside
3)i fucking love everyone:dThanks!

Actually a pin did break off in my foot. It got kind of infected and I went to the foot doctor and had him pull it out.

I hate getting facials. No lie. The one time I did have one it got in my eye and burned really bad. Fuck that shit.

[WanderingSoul]

hahaha... did you just now say i'm in my 50's.
lololol... wow. and i dont think i flirt with you either.
haha... nvm.. i'm confused. hahahaHey man, I'll answer for her. :) You know the guy that proposed to her? He wasn't in his 70's. He was in his 50's. That's why it was a lie.

[Idunno~do.you?]

oh... lol... kk

[Therese Aline]

Obviously number 2 is the lie, ^^. Lol.

I've never smoked a cigarette
I have a crush on my boss
My cat has a Myspace page

[redyelruc]

Obviously number 2 is the lie, ^^. Lol.

I've never smoked a cigarette
I have a crush on my boss
My cat has a Myspace page
I think you may have taken a few puffs on a cigarette.

1. I have performed in drag in front of 700 people.
2. I was at the beach last weekend.
3. I will shave my eyebrows in April.

[Therese Aline]

Actually, I haven't ever smoked. :P The lie is number 2.

Hmm. Is 1 the lie?

My eyes are brown, but part of one is blue.
I find doing dishes relaxing
I like my showers so hot I come out super red

[szeretlek8]

3,the lie??

1)I haven't watched TV in like 2 years,AT ALL
2)I hate being labeled so fucking much
3)I'm a people person

[redyelruc]

Actually, I haven't ever smoked. :P The lie is number 2.

Hmm. Is 1 the lie?

NO: I have performed in drag at a talent competition when I was around 21. There were about 700 people in attendance.
I also will shave my eyebrows and my head in April as I will be staying at a strict buddhist monastery for about 2 weeks.
I have not been to the beach in ages. Although I live in Thailand, I am about 10hours by public transport from the closest beach.

[Therese Aline]

3,the lie??

1)I haven't watched TV in like 2 years,AT ALL
2)I hate being labeled so fucking much
3)I'm a people personNope, it was number 2.

Um, I would say 1, but is it 3?

[szeretlek8]

Oh I thought so..
Yeahhh it's 3.You know me so well already lol..
And hm..you put 2 truths/1 lie:)

[Therese Aline]

I like to cook
I rarely cook
I do most of the cooking for my family

[redyelruc]

I like to cook
I rarely cook
I do most of the cooking for my familyI think the third one is a lie.

OK here goes.

I got drunk in a different country yesterday.
I'm friends with a gay mafia boss.
My best friend in Thailand is a ladyboy.

[Therese Aline]

Right on, Red. Very intuitive are you.
Yours is a tough one. Second one?

[woodsman]

OK here goes.

I got drunk in a different country yesterday.
I'm friends with a gay mafia boss.
My best friend in Thailand is a ladyboy.
I'll guess #2.

here's my 3:

I exorcised demons from a copper statue
I lost my virginity at the age of 30
My girlfriend doesn't want me to eat fish because she can't stand the smell.

[City Wok]

I'd say no.2 cause your 30 right now...LOL

1. I spent two weeks without leaving my house once
2. I've never been in trouble with the police
3. I've never smoked before in my life

[woodsman]

Actually, it was #3. I did have that problem early on in the relationship though, so maybe it was only a 1/2 lie. She's eased up on her objection to the fish since then.

As for #2, it's true, I was a bit of a late bloomer in the sexual sense, I waited a long time for the right girl to come along.

But like they say, the late blooming flower is the one that flourishes most.

[laurenq]

1. my middle name is fortune
2. i'm a black belt in karate
3. i hate asparagus

[City Wok]

Actually, it was #3. I did have that problem early on in the relationship though, so maybe it was only a 1/2 lie. She's eased up on her objection to the fish since then.

As for #2, it's true, I was a bit of a late bloomer in the sexual sense, I waited a long time for the right girl to come along.

But like they say, the late blooming flower is the one that flourishes most.
Dude...no offence but thats pretty sad...Im 17 & still virgin, Im also waiting for the right girl but thats understandable... 30 is a bit long to wait dont you think?... Well at least you were only a 30 year old virgin & not the 40 year old virgin...LOL (^_^)

laurenq Im guessing 3#, I think you love asparagus (^^.)

[smokin0matt]

^^^ i think you've smoked b4...

i've performed in an opera
my middle name is Gregory
i have 6 toes on one foot

[City Wok]

^^^ i think you've smoked b4...

i've performed in an opera
my middle name is Gregory
i have 6 toes on one foot
Me? Smoked? no...never ;)...nah I have:spliff:

LOL You dont have 6 toes on 1 foot, I'm guessing.

[smokin0matt]

yup, that'd be weird

my girlfriends name is the same as my sisters
im throwing a huge 420 party
im a millionaire

[Didjerigirl]

lie= you millionaire

i smashed into a glass door pane
i comb my pubic hair
i love george bush

[Xzei]

lol i dont know anyone who loved george bush

I have smoked with beans from even stevens
I work at burger king
I am drinking orange juice

[redyelruc]

lol i dont know anyone who loved george bush

I have smoked with beans from even stevens
I work at burger king
I am drinking orange juice
I bet you work at McD's or something.

OK, there's a massive midday thunderstorm happening right now.
The builders at the back of my room have seen me naked twice this week.
I had yesterday's leftovers for breakfast.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

#2 for you red

I've been in a relationship with a married woman for two years
I've grown pot 2 blocks from the police chief's house
I've been institutionalized

[redyelruc]

#2 for you red

I've been in a relationship with a married woman for two years
I've grown pot 2 blocks from the police chief's house
I've been institutionalizedWRONG! The builders have seen me naked because when I go to the shower, I have to walk past an open(no window) area to get to the bathroom. I forgot they were there and went to have a shower. They saw me naked. Then when coming back again, cos in my embarrassment before, I had forgotten to grab a towel.

The correct answer was #3. I had no breakfast. There were no leftovers.

As for yours, I hope you're not fucking somebody else's wife.

[redyelruc]

3 more for me.

#1 I earn less than $150 a month.
#2 I can sing songs in 5 different languages.
#3 I had a beer with my lunch.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

mine is I've never been institutionalized....

I'd say you earn more than 150 a month

[redyelruc]

Nope. I'm a volunteer teacher and I earn less than that.

The lie was #3. I have to teach in about 45 minutes so no beer for lunch today.

OK, the final three...

1. I haven't been to a hospital this year.
2. I haven't been to a brothel this year.
3. I haven't been to a funeral this year.

[Oneness]

you havent been to a brothel.


I dress up like Darth Vader for Sci Fi conventions.
My middle name is Dick
I dream of wearing two dogs like skis

[V_<3s_Sublime]

your middle name is dick <--LIE!

1. i once set some one's house on fire
2. i used to have tea parties with my stuffed animals
3. my favorite color is pink

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I doubt you've set a house on fire.

I was going to guess pink, but I looked at your sig.


I've been addicted to, and quit vicoden
I've crippled an equestrian (rider) by biting out the side of their knee during a fight
I've been struck by a semi

[nakedtreehugger]

i doubt you've been struck by a semi.

i consider myself lesbian
i haven't talked to my family in 5 years
i wanted to be a firefighter when i was a kid

[Born25YearsTooLate]

you are correct. Not semi strikage. and for you, I think it's not talking to your family for 5 years

uhhh...passing on questions this round.

[redyelruc]

you havent been to a brothel.Sorry, that one is actually true. I'm lucky enough not to have been to a hospital this year.

[redyelruc]

Ok three more, as there are none left inanswered at the moment.

I used to break the windows on random large houses and run.
I used to spend hours watching a girl play the piano, whose name I never knew.
I used to rob old people.

[V_<3s_Sublime]

I doubt you've set a house on fire.

WRONG. try again.

[nakedtreehugger]

you are correct. Not semi strikage. and for you, I think it's not talking to your family for 5 years

uhhh...passing on questions this round. acutally, you're wrong. it's been more than 5 years since i've spoken with my family, and i rather doubt we'll ever talk again. i never wanted to be a firefighter when i was a kid. i preferred to set the fires :)


Ok three more, as there are none left inanswered at the moment.

I used to break the windows on random large houses and run.
I used to spend hours watching a girl play the piano, whose name I never knew.
I used to rob old people.i don't think you robbed old people. doesn't sound like something you'd do.

1. i just took a poop so big it nearly ripped my ass apart.
2. i sunbathed in the nude today
3. i forget to return e-mails because i think i'll do it later, then i don't.

[redyelruc]

acutally, you're wrong. it's been more than 5 years since i've spoken with my family, and i rather doubt we'll ever talk again. i never wanted to be a firefighter when i was a kid. i preferred to set the fires :)


i don't think you robbed old people. doesn't sound like something you'd do.

1. i just took a poop so big it nearly ripped my ass apart.
2. i sunbathed in the nude today
3. i forget to return e-mails because i think i'll do it later, then i don't.
CORRECT, I would never rob anybody.

I'm sure that you do sunbathe in the nude, but maybe not today. The weather may not be good enough just yet. Shit, judging by your pretty new sig pic, I change my mind. I think you're a crap e-mailer, like me.

I will go to Laos to extend my visa on Sunday.
I drank a bottle of whiskey last night.
I've been having extremely vivid erotic dreams about a good friend lately.

[nakedtreehugger]

CORRECT, I would never rob anybody.

I'm sure that you do sunbathe in the nude, but maybe not today. The weather may not be good enough just yet. Shit, judging by your pretty new sig pic, I change my mind. I think you're a crap e-mailer, like me.

I will go to Laos to extend my visa on Sunday.
I drank a bottle of whiskey last night.
I've been having extremely vivid erotic dreams about a good friend lately.actually, in sunny cali it's been perfect for sunbathing for a couple months now. actually, last week it was TOO hot. i do sunbathe nude, but i didn't today. and yeah... if i don't remember to return e-mail immediatly, i forget all about it. and thanks for the compliment on the siggy... seems to have made waves around here tonight! :blush:

and i don't think you drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night... that's just excessive.

1. i wrote an entire fantasy novel a few years ago.
2. i have 2 bandaids on my legs from apparently being out of practice shaving.
3. i made beans and rice for dinner tonight.

[redyelruc]

actually, in sunny cali it's been perfect for sunbathing for a couple months now. actually, last week it was TOO hot. i do sunbathe nude, but i didn't today. and yeah... if i don't remember to return e-mail immediatly, i forget all about it. and thanks for the compliment on the siggy... seems to have made waves around here tonight! :blush:

and i don't think you drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night... that's just excessive.

1. i wrote an entire fantasy novel a few years ago.
2. i have 2 bandaids on my legs from apparently being out of practice shaving.
3. i made beans and rice for dinner tonight.
It is definitely not beyond the realms of possibility for me to drink a bottle or two of whiskey in the right situation, but you're right, I didn't last night. In fact, I'm abstaining from all spirits for a couple of months.

I don't know if you would have the dedication to write an entire novel, not many people do. That's not being slanderous of you either, it's just the least likely in my opinion.

I pick my toenails rather than clip them.
I bite my fingernails rather than cut them.
I pluck nasal hairs rather than cut them.
I

[nakedtreehugger]

WRONG... i actually did write the novel... and then i lost the only hard copy i had, and the laptop with the backup crashed and burned.... guess it wasn't meant to be. the incorrect was the beans and rice. i was lazy and did grilled cheese.

i think you don't pluck your nasal hairs... that hurts like a bitch.

1. i cried while reading a post tonight.
2. i almost shaved my head this week
3. i am starving, and thinking about grilled cheese made me hungry again.

[redyelruc]

WRONG... i actually did write the novel... and then i lost the only hard copy i had, and the laptop with the backup crashed and burned.... guess it wasn't meant to be. the incorrect was the beans and rice. i was lazy and did grilled cheese.

i think you don't pluck your nasal hairs... that hurts like a bitch.

1. i cried while reading a post tonight.
2. i almost shaved my head this week
3. i am starving, and thinking about grilled cheese made me hungry again.That's a shame about the novel. Something like that is hard to reproduce. Any plans for another?

WRONG: I don't bite my nails. I trained myself to stop as a teen.

I think you're hungry. I know you went through some hair trauma this week and this place can be emotional sometimes.

I haven't showered today.
I haven't shaved today.
I haven't had a shit today.

BTW, it's 3.30pm here.

[nakedtreehugger]

i actually didn't almost shave my head. i thought about it but decided it was a horrible idea. :) you pluck your nose hairs? ouch, you sadistic motherfucker! :) lol i'm goofy tonight.

i i think you haven't taken a shit yet. cause it's a weekday, so you probably taught school today, and i'm guessing you showered and shaved first.

1. i'm an insomniac
2. i dreamed of hipforums last night
3. since i'm hungry, i'm going to eat a cheeseburger.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

no way are you going to eat a cheeseburger

I can blend in within days of most cultures
I hate cheetos
I have a criminal record

[nakedtreehugger]

haha... dammit you guys are starting to get to know me too well, this is getting difficult.

you're too nice to have a criminal record. cause how can you hate cheetos? seriously. i might have to go get me some now.

i can pick up a new language within 1 month, and pretty much speak it like a native.
i am a closet introvert
i don't like tomatos.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I've just never been caught. I've done a lot of bad things. Especially in my early teen years. Stolen cars, shoplifted, was a package boy, theft, etc.

I've cleaned up, but Me having a criminal 'record' is the lie. I hate cheetos...they remind me of styrofoam.

I'd say you like tomatoes.

I speak fluent french
I taught myself to read and write greek and latin between 8th and 9th grade just for something to do (but I'm rusty)
I collect 'primitive weapons'

[nakedtreehugger]

ohhhh, so now you're trying to make me believe you're such a bad person? you're not! i feel your goodness! :)

jesus, i love cheetos. the nice little crunchy ones? mmm....

and no, i hate tomatoes. see, i didn't even spell them right in my post lol! and i just realized i'm an idiot and don't know how to play this game... cause none of those was a lie. oops. :D

well, i know you collect weapons... i've seen your spear (did that sound dirty lol), and since you just admitted to being a hellion in your early teen years, i'm doubting you taught yourself to read and write greek and latin.

i want to save the world
i hate a lot of my feminine aspects
i love to play sports.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I actually did teach myself to read and write greek and latin, and yes, I collect weapons. I speak pitiful french.

odd, I dont' see you being a 'sporty' girl

I've been known to eat frozen food frozen
I'm a lazy gardener
I didn't have a date until I was 22

[nakedtreehugger]

you're very perceptive.

i think you're a lazy gardener.

i had to discover the internet before i could figure out why i liked girls instead of boys
i grew up thinking procreation was the only reason for sex between men and women
i was raised in a fanatically conservative christian household.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

nope, I'm a lazy gardener, I use raised beds, newspaper for mulch, and never have to pull weeds.

I had a date at 20...I dated a 19 year old and her mother asked why she was 'running about with that 40 year old man'

I disagree with you growing up thinking that procreation was the only reason.

I've done a thousand crunches in one day
I've made a woman pass out during sex
I had a lesbian friend teach me to do oral 'properly'

[nakedtreehugger]

nope, I'm a lazy gardener, I use raised beds, newspaper for mulch, and never have to pull weeds.

I had a date at 20...I dated a 19 year old and her mother asked why she was 'running about with that 40 year old man'

I disagree with you growing up thinking that procreation was the only reason.

I've done a thousand crunches in one day
I've made a woman pass out during sex
I had a lesbian friend teach me to do oral 'properly'hahahaha!!!! too funny about your date at 20 (sorry, i didn't read that question properly... or i would have chosen it... i would have pictured you dating all through highschool and whatnot... you seem like a mac daddy)

and you're wrong... i grew up CATHOLIC (rather than conservative christian) and my parents just didn't give enough of a shit to tell me about the facts of life, so all i got was the basic "adam and eve laid down together and then they fit together and had a baby to populate the world with" from my catholic school. blech.

i don't think you ahd a lesbian teach you how to do oral "properly." i think you just knew how instinctively.

i used to know how to fly an airplane
i got beaten up in highschool
i look like my mother

[Born25YearsTooLate]

nope, my lesbian friend asked her girlfriend to teach me properly, so it wasn't a friend, it was 'the girlfriend of a friend'

I'm going to pass on account of I've run out of questions for the moment.

so the guessing's open on NTH...lol

[nakedtreehugger]

nope, my lesbian friend asked her girlfriend to teach me properly, so it wasn't a friend, it was 'the girlfriend of a friend'

I'm going to pass on account of I've run out of questions for the moment.

so the guessing's open on NTH...lolso which one was the lie? who did you practice on? lol... that's really interesting! :)

[Born25YearsTooLate]

it was 'the lesbian friend taught me' it was actually 'my lesbian friend's girlfriend' taught me, and I practiced on my lesbian friend and her girlfriend both.

[nakedtreehugger]

it was 'the lesbian friend taught me' it was actually 'my lesbian friend's girlfriend' taught me, and I practiced on my lesbian friend and her girlfriend both.gotcha. the fact that they did that with you is surprising to me. i know i sure as hell gave tips to my straight guy friends... but i would never fucking let one of them near my pussy... i had never been naked in front of a straight guy until about a year and a half ago... nor had i seen one naked (except as a patient in the hospital, and somehow that doesn't count). it just creeped me out to think about... but that's just me, lol! sounds like you had a cool experience! :)

[Born25YearsTooLate]

yeah, they were actually very cool about it, her girlfriend was bi, and thought I was the cutest thing since sliced bread, (I was 13, and oddly enough, I don't think of it as a date...lol!) for asking how to do things 'properly' and then told her girlfriend (my lesbian friend) that she should let me give it a try. She was a pretty good friend, so she said 'hey, why not, just nothing poky.'

so, yeah...by the time I was 15, I'd read every sexual manual and bit of advice I could come across, but didn't chase skirts, because (as I said at the time) 'women are crazy and complicated. maybe later.'

That made me 'mr safe boy' in high school. Also earned me the reputation of being a gay boy in a conservative souther baptist town full of hicks. (the hair down to mid-back didn't help, but I wasn't about to cut it...it was nice as girls wanted to put their hands in it. Too bad most of it's left me...lol)

[nakedtreehugger]

lol... that's an awesome story! sounds like you had some pretty cool friends for being in a town full of hicks!

[Born25YearsTooLate]

well, the hicks here....the guys didn't give my lesbian friends any kind of crap because they wanted to 'get in with them' if you catch my drift....so lesbians and bi girls were treated pretty well. Any guy they considered bi or gay, though...not good...and it was worse since I didn't go to church, so of course I 'had to be' a devil worshipper. (snorts)

[nakedtreehugger]

hahaha!!! lol... do you think anyone's gonna come back to this thread and make us get back on topic? :)

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I dunno...

[redyelruc]

i actually didn't almost shave my head. i thought about it but decided it was a horrible idea. :) you pluck your nose hairs? ouch, you sadistic motherfucker! :) lol i'm goofy tonight.

i i think you haven't taken a shit yet. cause it's a weekday, so you probably taught school today, and i'm guessing you showered and shaved first.

1. i'm an insomniac
2. i dreamed of hipforums last night
3. since i'm hungry, i'm going to eat a cheeseburger.
Wrong, I had to shave cos it was scruffy but the water was really cold so I didn't have a shower.

[redyelruc]

hahahaha!!!! too funny about your date at 20 (sorry, i didn't read that question properly... or i would have chosen it... i would have pictured you dating all through highschool and whatnot... you seem like a mac daddy)

and you're wrong... i grew up CATHOLIC (rather than conservative christian) and my parents just didn't give enough of a shit to tell me about the facts of life, so all i got was the basic "adam and eve laid down together and then they fit together and had a baby to populate the world with" from my catholic school. blech.

i don't think you ahd a lesbian teach you how to do oral "properly." i think you just knew how instinctively.

i used to know how to fly an airplane
i got beaten up in highschool
i look like my motherIt looks like I'll get the ball rolling again.

I don't think you look like your mother. There can't be two women that beautiful in one family.

One of my brothers is a street magician.
One of my brothers once stole my girlfriend.
One of my sisters tried to kill my mum's partner.

[nakedtreehugger]

^^ you're right... i don't look like my mother (thank god)

hmmm... this is hard. i don't think your sister tried to kill your mum's partner.

i once had an affair with my girlfriend's mother
i have lived on the street for a week
i used to think it was funny to kick boys in the nuts

[Oneness]

all I know is I hope the first one is true... RRRoowwwll!!!! (its hard to type the cougar roar)

[nakedtreehugger]

well you have to guess which one is a lie before i'll tell you. :) and then you have to post things about you for us to guess... cause otherwise the game's no fun. :D

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'll bite and say that you didn't live on the street for a week. Either you didn't live on the street at all, or you were there for longer than a week.

I can smell changes in a woman (fertile, pregnant, menstruating, etc) and can recognize people by scent.
I can feel the weave in silk
I can hear a heartbeat in the next room

[nakedtreehugger]

^^ WRONG. i never thought it was funny to kick boys in the nuts, i only ever did it for self defense.

i doubt you can hear a heartbeat in the next room... but you're pretty sensitive, so i think the others are true.

i can see people's auras almost all the time if i concentrate
i used to be a pathalogical liar
i have always been truthful to a fault

[Born25YearsTooLate]

huh, here I had you pegged for a nutcracker...

you're right. I can hear a heartbeat in the same room, if it's quiet, or hear things like a hum if there's electricity or a dog whistle.

I don't believe that you used to be a pathological liar

I collect stuffed animals
I'm an avid paper and pencil roleplayer
I live in my mental landscape as much as I do the physical one

[nakedtreehugger]

wrong. i was a pathalogical liar. but apparently i'm still pretty good at it! :)

i don't think you collect stuffed animals. just my hunch. but what's a paper and pencil roleplayer anyhow?

i run away from emotions most of the time
i used to be anorexic
i like things to be laid out in a neatly organized checklist

[redyelruc]

^^ you're right... i don't look like my mother (thank god)

hmmm... this is hard. i don't think your sister tried to kill your mum's partner.
WRONG: My sister did attack my mother's partner with a huge carving knife and he got some stitches from it. He now doesn't live with my Mum.

The correct answer was my brother never stole my girlfriend. He was too young to do that at the time I lived at home. He probably would now though, if I had one.

[nakedtreehugger]

WRONG: My sister did attack my mother's partner with a huge carving knife and he got some stitches from it. He now doesn't live with my Mum.

The correct answer was my brother never stole my girlfriend. He was too young to do that at the time I lived at home. He probably would now though, if I had one.

haha... the poor guy... i can imagine why he now doesn't live with your mum. :D

[redyelruc]

wrong. i was a pathalogical liar. but apparently i'm still pretty good at it! :)

i don't think you collect stuffed animals. just my hunch. but what's a paper and pencil roleplayer anyhow?

i run away from emotions most of the time
i used to be anorexic
i like things to be laid out in a neatly organized checklist

I don't think you used to be anorexic or a checklist type of girl but I'm gonna go with anorexia being the lie.

1. I once bought an ounce of cinnamon powder that I thought was hashish.
2. I have written an angry letter to the Vatican.
3. I haven't had sex for about 3 months.

[nakedtreehugger]

I don't think you used to be anorexic or a checklist type of girl but I'm gonna go with anorexia being the lie.

1. I once bought an ounce of cinnamon powder that I thought was hashish.
2. I have written an angry letter to the Vatican.
3. I haven't had sex for about 3 months.

ohhh, you're good. :) i could never go without eating...

i'm gonna guess you've never written an angry letter to the vatican.

1. i sat around all day waiting for hipforums to come back up
2. i chased a kitten around this morning, hoping to catch and tame it
3. i got a letter today saying my student loans are consolidated

[redyelruc]

ohhh, you're good. :) i could never go without eating...

i'm gonna guess you've never written an angry letter to the vatican.

1. i sat around all day waiting for hipforums to come back up
2. i chased a kitten around this morning, hoping to catch and tame it
3. i got a letter today saying my student loans are consolidated
CORRECT: I have written many angry letters to politicians and newspapers when I was younger, but never the Vatican.

It's funny but I can actually picture you chasing a kitten. I don't think you sat around all day waiting for HF.

I'm running out of stuff to reveal/lie about.

1. I spent an hour last night bringing a guy I just met around the city looking for a brothel.
2. I have a $20 bill in my pocket.
3. I still haven't had a coffee today and it's 11am.

[nakedtreehugger]

CORRECT: I have written many angry letters to politicians and newspapers when I was younger, but never the Vatican.

It's funny but I can actually picture you chasing a kitten. I don't think you sat around all day waiting for HF.

I'm running out of stuff to reveal/lie about.

1. I spent an hour last night bringing a guy I just met around the city looking for a brothel.
2. I have a $20 bill in my pocket.
3. I still haven't had a coffee today and it's 11am.

haha... yes, i did chase the kitten... and yes i did sit around all day waiting for HF... i'm such a loser. i did other stuff in the meantime, but i was checking at least every 20 min. i however did NOT receive a letter about consolidating my student loans... aparently because everyone's freaking out about financial shit, NO ONE will consolidate federal student loans anymore. FUCK!

i think #1 is the lie... you already know where the brothels are.

i'm running out of things too... i'll think of something soon.

[nakedtreehugger]

ok. here we go.
1. i've never been married
2. i have been (despite my polyamorous nature) monogomous for 1.5 years
3. i joined hip forums because someone else told me it was cool

[hippielover01]

I'm Gonna go with #2

1. I Love Led Zeppelin.
2. I have been arrested.
3. I'm Straightedge

[nakedtreehugger]

I'm Gonna go with #2

1. I Love Led Zeppelin.
2. I have been arrested.
3. I'm Straightedge

WRONG. i have been married. :)

well let's see... who doesn't love led zeppelin, what good hippie hasn't been arrested... so i'm gonna go with 3.

1. i was fingerprinted today
2. i'm an only child
3. i like spiders

[hippielover01]

WRONG. i have been married. :)

well let's see... who doesn't love led zeppelin, what good hippie hasn't been arrested... so i'm gonna go with 3.

1. i was fingerprinted today
2. i'm an only child
3. i like spiders


# 2 is actually the correct answer although that may change in a few years. http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon12.gif