stupid fat stoner

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

how come stoners can smoke weed, not do any exercise and eat twice their own bodywieght in munch, yet you dont see very many obese stooners?
do you burn of the carbs hunting for a lighter or something?

[SirTokesAlot]

Stereotypical....

Why are all black people uneducated and smoking crack?
Why are all Jews powerhungry money-chasers?
Why are all Arabs blowing themselves up?
Why are all Americans baby-killers?

Come onnnn

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

na i hardly do any exercise and pretty much only eat junk, 3 or 4 twixs a day minimumnm.
but im only 9 stone. same thing goes for every stoner i know

[+-Freedom-+]

I think when you get the munchies your body eats itself and burn fat faster cause when i started smoking more i lost more weight. Or it boost's your metabolism.

[makesmomcry420]

this is ridiculous

i know many many fat stoners. it all depends on you personal metab. it has nothing to do with weed

[AcidConspiracy]

scientific research had been done on the "munchies" and its supposed to be that when you smoke your blood sugar drops and so your body digests carbs at max effort. Cannabis is a natural herb and has many medicinal properties that we are just beginning to understand, thanks to the governments stranglehold on research. mood, metabolism, cardiac function, vascular activity, pain, cancer cells..... CANNABIS is good for humans.

[+-Freedom-+]

Yea if i were you i would change the title cause your gonna get alot of people angry.

[mr.greenxxx]

Stereotypical....

Why are all black people uneducated and smoking crack?
Why are all Jews powerhungry money-chasers?
Why are all Arabs blowing themselves up?
Why are all Americans baby-killers?

Come onnnn
haha wow, those are pretty aCCURATE LOLZ

[+-Freedom-+]

Oh snap! Mr.Greenxxx i havn't seen you in forever lol.

[Penny]

how come stoners can smoke weed, not do any exercise and eat twice their own bodywieght in munch, yet you dont see very many obese stooners?
do you burn of the carbs hunting for a lighter or something?
lmao

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

yeah ive seen people flip, but how do i change the title?

[Penny]

don't worry about the people who flip-out.. they're just touchy :rolleyes:

[SirTokesAlot]

You guys would be perfect for eachother..

[Penny]

yeah, we're sadists, obviously

[SirTokesAlot]

If thats what you call it :rolleyes:

[+-Freedom-+]

Lol here we go!

[Penny]

haha this is fun, to me, it is.. :)

[+-Freedom-+]

It bothers me i hate seeing people fight. I wish we could all accept each other for who we are and get along.

[Penny]

I am in no way fighting with anybody man.. people just.. get reactions.. get touchy.. start assuming shit and all.. and simply don't understand, that's all! I'm cool. You know? Don't take me seriously.. that's the problem. I'm just playing. Not fighting.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

wow just went for a smoke and came back to all this. ^ yyou look like my ex

[+-Freedom-+]

Lol alright. Well let's play a little softer cause idk what happened but people flip out about certain things. And yea you look familiar.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

did you date her aswel?

[+-Freedom-+]

I don't hate anyone. Hate is a strong thing my friend.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

that came out wrong...scrap that

[SirTokesAlot]

No ones flipping out.. Idk what your talking about

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

i dont hate anyone

[skierdood]

I'm a fat stoner.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

oh yeah? how fat?
chimp, sheep, cow, moose, blue whale?

[SirTokesAlot]

Shit I was a fat stoner..

Till I went on the Roofing-for-14-bucks-an-hour-all-summer-diet

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

ive always been a thin stoner. even when i ws on the teenth-and-twixs-only diet

[+-Freedom-+]

Haha this thread has contributed alot to the forums.

And my diet consist of soda and cereal.

[skierdood]

oh yeah? how fat?
chimp, sheep, cow, moose, blue whale?About the size of a cow if said cow weighed 250lbs sorry I dont know how many stones that is.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

its a multi-functional thread...like penuts

[+-Freedom-+]

lmao yea. It's also quite amusing.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

how many stones can you eat before you die, thats how you convert pounds and stones

[maddhatter]

i made a thread about this sort of thing. i don't gain weight when i pig out. like in a weekend i can finish off a couple pizzas, boxes of oreos, a tub of ice cream, a twelve pack of soda, and the list goes on. however if i ate that when i wasn't high i'd gain probably 5lbs. i don't know the science behind marijuana but it must have something to do with your metabolism.

by the way i have a few tips on getting rid of the munchy's:
-don't be lazy
-go outside
-don't keep any change in your pocket
-eat beforehand
-and i find coffee helps. probably doesn't work for everyone, but when i get high and drink coffee i find myself active and i don't get the munchys

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

having the munchies is one of my favorite side affects....the joy and relife when you get exactly what you desired. and even if it is really strange it will taste great

[maddhatter]

ya there alright once in a while, but when you smoke pot everyday you can't eat like shit if you want to maintain a bit of a healthy lifestyle. getting high before going to the movies is one of the greatest pleasures of life. having a big popcorn, big drink, milk duds, and an hilarious comedy = heaven lol.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

i remember once i got some bud one weekend and i planned to go to this spot i always used to smoke at. so me and three others set off walkin, smokin as we walked, with a packet of choc digestives for munch (the most organised ive been foodwise).
so we get to the place, a kind of medow thing, we were all really baked and were planing on just relaxing and then....

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

....i go thru the gate and to my suprise and delight i see a crowd of people and a table laden with food and wine. turns out it was my poetry teacher leaving party. :) :) :)

[ElectricRainMystic]

Haha I love how a discussion on fat stoners progressively moves to one of the munchies.

And maybe some stoners are thin because they smoke tobacco too, which can cause weight loss. Everyone that I smoke with at least puts tobacco in their joints.

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

yeah thats a point^

[Smoking420Buddha]

Oh snap! Mr.Greenxxx i havn't seen you in forever lol.
i didnt miss him

and in reply to the op yea ive actually lost like 12 pounds since i started smoking more but i also exercise more so it all depends on ur metabolism i believe

[SirTokesAlot]

/\ whats wrong with mrgreen

[+-Freedom-+]

Nothings wrong with him i just havn't seen him on here in a while haha.

[SirTokesAlot]

Wasn't talking to you.. but ok

[paperPlanes285]

There are lots of fat stoners I know.

[polecat]

I knew a fat stoner once, but he turned out to be a tool.

PS) This thread needs some ADD meds.

[WanderingSoul]

I'm not fat, but uh.... I do get the munchies like everyone else and I do gain weight from eating too much when I'm high. I really do believe it ups your metabolism, but if like me you like food and when you're high you want to eat a lot more than usual, and you DO, well, you are going to gain some weight. The only way I keep it off is with exercise and not eating as much as I do when stoned as not stoned. Make sense?

Although I'm trying to eat less when stoned. It's not hard, when you're broke......

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

i think for every £1 i spend on dope, i spend 50p on munch
^^whats an add med?

[mr.greenxxx]

man id totally snort coke for 6 months if i was as obese as say oprah, but im slightly over weight, and since im growing it is slowly evening out, in a few years i will be right for my size without any dieting. as for exercise, i get enough to burn off about all the shit i need, so no bonus weight - just the growth in height =)



as for oprah, yeah she totally needs to get some coke for a while, i hear rehab makes you lose some weight also

[maddhatter]

i think for every £1 i spend on dope, i spend 50p on munch
^^whats an add med?ritalin. i guess cause we keep going off topic in this thread.

[pushit]

Man Im a fat stoner... I dont even mind, Jerry Garcia was big =)

[mr.greenxxx]

yeah, and he died of heart failure at age 22.

[zilla939]

ugh fuck uppers.
personally when i smoke i don't munch too much. i mean, i munch, but i get full fast. the only fat stoners i know are the ones that smoke a bunch of swag. jk.

[Penny]

and then there's people like me who can eat anything they want and get nicknames like "Twig" and "two-pound-ass" :)

[Jadesmom810]

I gain weight really easily, but I also lose it easily too. I've already lost like 10 pounds since I quit smoking!

I just have to exercise and eat healthy, and the weight comes off like nothing. But If I lead a sedentary lifestyle, and just sit at home all day doing nothing out of the ordinary than I can gain 5 pounds in a week. That's whats nice about water pills.

[420hipman]

im the same way, im slightly overweight, but since i went veggie, ive lost alot.

back when i was in highschool i would gain and lost like 5 or 10 pounds a day

[zilla939]

haha yeah i hate when people are like... how are you so thin? and i'm like... how? i eat everything, that's how! that tends to be frustrating. i'm a veg, i eat pretty healthy. but i have my weaknesses.

[Jadesmom810]

man id totally snort coke for 6 months if i was as obese as say oprah, but im slightly over weight, and since im growing it is slowly evening out, in a few years i will be right for my size without any dieting. as for exercise, i get enough to burn off about all the shit i need, so no bonus weight - just the growth in height =)



as for oprah, yeah she totally needs to get some coke for a while, i hear rehab makes you lose some weight also
lol you british are so mean.