carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

[jrnyman]

Did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

[GLENGLEN]

Yes That Was Me Calling....And As You Can Quite Easily See......."Not Only Do I Have A Gun In My Pocket...But I'm Pleased To See You"....



Cheers Glen.

[jrnyman]

Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!

[DroopySnoopy]

Are you talkin to me? You must be talkin to me, cuz I don't see anyone else here. You talkin to ME? Are YOU talkin to ME!?!

[jrnyman]

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

[Rock Hard]

No...I was just drawn this way!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Every time I come in the kitchen.... YOU'RE in the kitchen! Eatin' up all the food!

[Rock Hard]

You'll shut your mouth if ya know whats good for ya!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

[jrnyman]

You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

[BLuECaT00]

Hold on I'm on my hamburger phone...

[jrnyman]

...no it was cordless....

[ESRUOS ENO]

Hey did you know I finished college.....

[BLuECaT00]

Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.
[grabs products]
Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

[Boogabaah]

you're really weird

[farmout]

What we've got here, is a failure to communicate......:-)

[rebelfight420]

E.T phone home?.....

[Boogabaah]

maybe he's a deformed kid?

[rebelfight420]

but one hell of a cook

[sunyatasamsara]

"i am Jill's nipples."

[jrnyman]

Good night, Pumpkin Tits.

[scratcho]

"I don't particularly think that's any of your----"

[Boogabaah]

frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn!!

[Zoomie]

"But he didn't get out of the fekakta CAR!!!!"

[wa bluska wica]

I put every damn pipe in this neighborhood. People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!

[Zoomie]

Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...

[BLuECaT00]

you're really weirdIs that a line from a movie or is it directed at me?
My lines are from the movie Juno. It is such a funny movie! Have you seen it?

You can watch it free here: http://www.watch-movies.net/

It is really a funny movie!

[Boogabaah]

Is that a line from a movie or is it directed at me?

charlie and the chocolate factory

[Boogabaah]

Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...


i like men now!

[GLENGLEN]

..Go Ahead....And Make My Day...



Cheers Glen.

[teenagewasteland]

That Barney Rubble, what an actor!

[BLuECaT00]

charlie and the chocolate factorywhew ok thats cool. I didn't remember that line. I liked the movie though http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Boogabaah]

spaceballs one! they've gone to plaid!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Yeah, well. Yeah. She's blacker than a mutherfucker too.

[Boogabaah]

Estaban Is Dead!

[jrnyman]

he should have been bobbin' and weavin'

[ESRUOS ENO]

We pass a goddamn gas station
every yards for miles!



But when you really need one,
you end up walking your ass off.



This is no way to run a desert!



Jesus! I'm going to die!




Taxi. Taxi!



I'm dead.



I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm finished.



Hot! Hot!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Either Al just found God, or Dolly just stuck her fuckin thumb back in his ass.

[sunyatasamsara]

"Death is the path to awe"- The Fountain

[Boogabaah]

i demand justice!!!

[jrnyman]

No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. soon to be living the rest of his short ass life in agonizing pain rapist here.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

lol! Baby, I had to crash that Honda.

[jrnyman]

:) well I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker!

[FinnishButterfly]

Just remember that I'm his father, you're just the guy fucking his mom.

[jrnyman]

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.

[nakedtreehugger]

just remember, i'm always right.

[jrnyman]

I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.

[Boogabaah]

The Mushroom, Of Course!!

[gesone]

Well, I do declare!

[jrnyman]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[ESRUOS ENO]

^ classic

When this baby hits 88 mile per hour your gona see some serious shit...

[jrnyman]

manure! I hate manure!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'll be takin' these Huggies and , uh... whatever cash you've got in the drawer.

[jrnyman]

Theoretically, people see money on the counter, and no one around, they think they're being watched.

[farmout]

"What the Hell was that"?

[GLENGLEN]

That...!!!....Was The End Of Civilisation....



Cheers Glen.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Mic: Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!

[GLENGLEN]

Highway...66...Heeeere Weeee Come.....



Cheers Glen.

[ESRUOS ENO]

So we finish the eighteen, and he's gonna stiff me...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.



Onga Galonga

[farmout]

If I were you, I wouldn't go down there.......:-)

[edenfield]

whats my destiny mama?

--forest gump

[scratcho]

Oh yeah?Where you gonna' be when the shit comes down?On the moon?http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[gesone]

Maybe. Maybe not. I still have to try.

[Boogabaah]

oh shit! spaceballs! there goes the planet!

[jrnyman]

the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force!

[scratcho]

Easy,man--there's a beverage here!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

We almost lost a 300 dollar hand cart!

[Boogabaah]

now that we're men, we have facial hair!
now that we're men, i changed my underwear!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Holy shit ! What a dream I was having! Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me!

[scratcho]

The dude will abide.

[Idunno~do.you?]

dont worry.its culture.

we give hive fives to the women, and we kiss our men.

lolollololololol

[farmout]

I have to go now......:-)

Simon Birch

[ChicosDeBama]

This is madness!

[szeretlek8]

No tears please.It's a waste of good suffering

[ESRUOS ENO]

Say Goodbye Mr. Anderson..........

[GLENGLEN]

Good Riddance...To Nothing More Than A Piece Of White Trailer Trash...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

"Forget about it" is like if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Abby, Abby Normal.

[crummyrummy]

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

[Luketrials]

"You're a smart morther fu*ker, that's right."

Samuel L Jackson

[szeretlek8]

Are they gonna hurt us,Walter?

[jrnyman]

He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'm the mutherfuckin' foot master. I got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'!

[Reigning Fire]

Yes it's true. This man ^ has no dick.

[ESRUOS ENO]

“Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!”

[Idunno~do.you?]

you cant have company! the keesh isnt ready.

gosh, you can be so random sometimes.

[ESRUOS ENO]

is this truck loaded with marijuana?

[Idunno~do.you?]

drugs are bad... mmmkay

[ESRUOS ENO]

hey im a real good mentor go ask your mama.....

[NightRose]

Franlky my dear, I dont give a damn.

[Idunno~do.you?]

cant we all just get along ?

[ESRUOS ENO]

The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

[szeretlek8]

Could be worse...could be raining

[Luketrials]

Your are not My frickin' Father! God dam the day my name was choosen to be Luke.

Lol

Oh yer my quote.

"Luke, I am your father"

[McLeodGanja]

"No your not!"

[Luketrials]

"Come to the dark side"

[ESRUOS ENO]

If anybody's anybody, I'm Hans and you're Chewbacca

[Luketrials]

So Lord, What's it ganan' be? Another widow?

[McLeodGanja]

"The white one, over there by the cheese stall."

[szeretlek8]

You know,I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open

[Reigning Fire]

The young boys whom you've seduced have left their scent on you. Remember who it is that you serve.

[ESRUOS ENO]

These arnt the droids we're looking for, Move along...

[szeretlek8]

It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy

[jrnyman]

are you stalking me? cause that would be super.

[edenfield]

say hello to my little friend

[ESRUOS ENO]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[szeretlek8]

You ever flown a flying saucer?Afterwards,sex seems trite

[yumyum2k5]

too infinity.........AND BEYOND!

[ESRUOS ENO]

just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt

[GLENGLEN]

What Part Of The Word "No" Don't You Understand...?.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif


Cheers Glen.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Is this heaven?
God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time. But I guess you can't now, being dead and all.

[szeretlek8]

Shut up and deal

[Naoki_ninja]

Ferris: pardon my french, but Cameron is so up tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'de have a diamond.

[szeretlek8]

Hello,gorgeous.

[DancerAnnie]

.

[DancerAnnie]

.

[DancerAnnie]

Get your patchouli stink outta my store!

[jrnyman]

Charlie, you fucking bitch, let's work it out!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Thing is ... without these glasses on.. everthings fine.... Put these glasses on.. And pow Formaldehyde Face....

You could use a Brazillian plastic lady...

[szeretlek8]

Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are

[scratcho]

New shit has come to light ,man.

[McLeodGanja]

You know, one of these days I'm gonna take a shot of that there whisky and bathe my eye balls in it.

[neodude1212]

Hi Im looking for Ray Finkle!

....and a new pair of shorts.

[crummyrummy]

What does Marsalis Wallace look like?

[scratcho]

num-nums----birdie num-nums.

[McLeodGanja]

I beg your pardon!

[neodude1212]

Run Forest Run!!

[McLeodGanja]

Look at me, I've got odd shaped legs, I can barely stand upright.

[ESRUOS ENO]

That reminds me, When I get home Im gona punch your momma right... in.. the.. mouth...

[scratcho]

Oh yeah-my neck--you got insurance motherfucker?

[ESRUOS ENO]

Kill Whitie.........

[szeretlek8]

I like to watch

[scratcho]

Now,get in your mouse and get on outta here.

[szeretlek8]

A man in my position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous

[Reigning Fire]

Did you just grab my ass?

[ESRUOS ENO]

Free your mind, your ass will follow....

[szeretlek8]

We're on a mission from God

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Well if it ain't the fuzz...

[scratcho]

Los hemanos Rodriguez - doesn't do drugs.

[Rock Hard]

What kind of name is Poon anyway?

[ESRUOS ENO]

best dollar and eighteen cents I have ever spent.

[szeretlek8]

The pervert is back!

[Rock Hard]

I guess we're gonna have to register you as a lethal weapon!

[ESRUOS ENO]

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Rock Hard]

And get on your knees and tell me you love me!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Attention all campers, it's 9:30.............

[gesone]

Good morning, Vietnam!

[crummyrummy]

Did they pay you to screw that bear?

[J311Mann]

No. Robin its not safe.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?

[crummyrummy]

Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

[ESRUOS ENO]

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, Kind uh... staggers me.

[crummyrummy]

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

[ESRUOS ENO]

Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.

[crummyrummy]

Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!

[Face Eater]

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.

[crummyrummy]

My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name?

[Face Eater]

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

[crummyrummy]

Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger

[Face Eater]

I don't mean any disrespect; I just don't like people barking orders at me.

[crummyrummy]

If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

[Face Eater]

Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

[crummyrummy]

Shut up! Shut Up! Shut the fuck up, I came here for one reason, to tell you that I'm out, and Danny's out too and if you come near him again, I will feed you your fucking heart!

[Face Eater]

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

[crummyrummy]

What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me, is he cooler than me? Is he bigger than me?

[Face Eater]

He's..He's..He's black...He's.. he's... he's bald...

[crummyrummy]

Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.

[Face Eater]

We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!

[crummyrummy]

What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again?

[Face Eater]

Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

[crummyrummy]

I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

[Face Eater]

You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out.

[Face Eater]

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

[crummyrummy]

Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Boy have no family. All killed.
You mean in the war? No, hit by falling star... Yes, in war.

[crummyrummy]

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

[ESRUOS ENO]

The price is wrong, bitch.

[GLENGLEN]

Good morning, Vietnam!
And How I Love The Smell Of "Napalm" In The Morning...



Cheers Glen.

[ESRUOS ENO]

I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him. :]

[crummyrummy]

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

[ESRUOS ENO]

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

[crummyrummy]

Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

[ESRUOS ENO]

I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. OK.

[crummyrummy]

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

[ESRUOS ENO]

I was jus' givin' the place an enema and this pile uh shit floated to the surface.

[crummyrummy]

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died. We just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT.

[crummyrummy]

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser

[ESRUOS ENO]

This is a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, it has killed a king, and changed the history of Europe. If anything happens to my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass.

[scratcho]

settle down pal--I'll handle it.

[Face Eater]

Fucking pussy man! He's laughing at you! That's the way the gook laughs.

[scratcho]

You hadn't oughta done that stretch--you mighta hurt me.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[crummyrummy]

You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Now Don't You Blame The Movies!! Movies Don't Create Pyschos,movies Make Psychos More Creative!!!!

[Face Eater]

Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.

[ESRUOS ENO]

I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?

[bekyboo52]

straight to hell!!

[szeretlek8]

Well,at least they got the address right

[Face Eater]

Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m...

[szeretlek8]

My dick may not function,but I have not lost my smile!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I got mind control over Debo. He says "shut the fuck up?" I be quite. He leaves? I be talking again.

[crummyrummy]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

[ESRUOS ENO]

I expect you have this little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

[crummyrummy]

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Important announcement - Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.

[crummyrummy]

Easy peasy japanesey.

[ESRUOS ENO]

We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.

[Face Eater]

Its fricken freezing in here.

[szeretlek8]

That's thirty minutes away.I'll be there in ten.

[Face Eater]

Can you bring me my chapstick?

[ESRUOS ENO]

Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.

[Rock Hard]

Now, You all know him, as Joe the Policeman, from the What's goin down episode, of Thats my Momma, so put your hands together, for Jackson Heights' own, Mr Randy Watson!

[ESRUOS ENO]

You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.

[Rock Hard]

Oh C'mon, you've been down on everything but the Titanic!

[ESRUOS ENO]

It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy..

[scratcho]

John Wayne was a fag,you boys.

[ESRUOS ENO]

What part of death match did you not understand..

[Rock Hard]

Don't fuck with the Wongs!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube...

[Rock Hard]

My Got...Vot a Vopper!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

[crummyrummy]

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

[ESRUOS ENO]

In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

[Rock Hard]

Be Advised, I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat consatina wire and piss napalm. And I can put a round through a flea's ass from 100 yards. So go hump someone elses leg mut face before I push yours in.

[ESRUOS ENO]

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

[crummyrummy]

We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

[crummyrummy]

No, wait! Doc. The... the... the bruise... the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor...

[ESRUOS ENO]

I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

[crummyrummy]

I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?

[ESRUOS ENO]

I love giving away all my possessions, it makes me feel real spiritual.

[gesone]

And when I write I escape for a brief moment from all the hassle of this city.

[szeretlek8]

You had me at blood and semen.

[scratcho]

Are you callin' me educated?

[gesone]

You gotta learn the best of both worlds, kid. It'll only make you wiser.

[scratcho]

And no more of that 50 percent bullshit--I want half.

[McLeodGanja]

Is that the lawnmower man over there? he looks like a normal person. You mean he is actually a psychopathic killer who wants to drink our blood? No........

Yes. That bastard would slit your grandmothers throat and then take the time to trim her hedges before he leaves.

Uhuh, yaha, I can't wait until the last autumn leaves are swept away by the October winds.

Yes I agree, he is a fucking bastard so he is.

[crummyrummy]

By the way, that's a flammable substance smeared on your body, so I would be careful with that candle if I were you... or all the people you've burned with your act just might have their revenge

[ESRUOS ENO]

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[crummyrummy]

You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.

[ESRUOS ENO]

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.

[scratcho]

No,we just needja' ta go in there and hold that spread-gun on them hayseeds while we get the money.

[ESRUOS ENO]

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

[crummyrummy]

You know that shit you guys do? You're fucking yourself up man. Fucking acid. Acid; it never leaves your body. It's in your fucking spinal cord forever. Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals man: You know that dude Napoleon? Yeah. Uh, he was banished to an island when the French got sick of him. That's right. He supposedly died of stomach problems, right? wrong! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time. Murdered by arsenic; a preservative. And you know how?

[ESRUOS ENO]

I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!

[crummyrummy]

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

[ESRUOS ENO]

You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

[crummyrummy]

I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver....