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Several studies suggest that habitual use of marijuana can decrease testosterone production in men. However, some newer studies seem to contradict this.
If you guys thought you might grow lucious breasts and start watching Meg Ryan flicks, would you reconsider how much you smoked?
tothedome1
02-13-2008, 03:14 AM
id probably stop damn quick
skierdood
02-13-2008, 03:16 AM
I already have luscious breasts from being fat, so Ill keep smoking.
jo_k_er_man
02-13-2008, 03:18 AM
I already have luscious breasts from being fat, so Ill keep smoking.hells yea! ya beat me to it
dgdys90
02-13-2008, 03:19 AM
I need to gain some weight anyways and I am pretty sure that my boobs would be mostly fat so....
But seriously I would probably quit smoking as much as I do now.
jo_k_er_man
02-13-2008, 03:24 AM
and start watching Meg Ryan flicks, Meg Ryan is in the movie The Doors.. one kick ass fuckin movie
Blech... The Doors. Oliver Stones a fucking joke. Couldn't direct an escape from a paper bag.
Platoon wasn't horrible.
He ruined everything else with his name on it.
Sunny Jim
02-13-2008, 03:35 AM
If smoking weed makes your breasts larger, maybe Meg Ryan should smoke more weed, ya know? That's all I'm saying... Ya know?
maddhatter
02-13-2008, 03:38 AM
lower testorone doesn't mean bigger boobs. if it had estrogen in it maybe you might get boobs.
anyway, what are the new studies saying?
No you're right. Lower testosterone production won't stimulate mammary tissue growth. It was a joke.
The newer studies are disputing the idea of long term hormone disruption from chronic chronic use.
Sunny Jim
02-13-2008, 03:51 AM
Alright, but I still think Meg Ryan should smoke more weed, and nothing you can say is gonna change my mind.
Penny
02-13-2008, 04:28 AM
No you're right. Lower testosterone production won't stimulate mammary tissue growth. It was a joke.
shit! I became hopeful for a minute..
Steve Zissou
02-13-2008, 05:51 PM
This is a funny thread, because not too long ago I had a similar realization. I went bowling while incredibly stoned with a few friends, you know, the big ball bowling not that candlepin bullshit. Well, I was so stoned, I realized how vulnerable I felt. For some reason, I could barely pick up the bowling ball; let alone toss it down the alley. I felt rather 'dainty' so to speak, as if someone could have seriously taken advantage of me. I then came to a conclusion that weed can (not always) make men a lot more femanine, but only when stoned. Alcohol, on the other hand, tends to bring out the more macho side of men; think of hemingway in paris as he deftly strikes a gawking passerby while loaded on absinthe and tears. Or Fitzgerald pounding bourban as he ruminates on all his lifes failures. real men drink alcohol, hah.
Steve Zissou
02-13-2008, 06:37 PM
and then, seemingly out of no where, I grew these perfect breasts and all my friends started hitting on me!
mynameisjake07
02-13-2008, 07:11 PM
I always wanted tits so I could play with them all day so i guess I wouldnt mind
hailtothekingbaby
02-13-2008, 07:17 PM
I wouldn't mind. Chick flicks rule anyway.
freeinalaska
02-13-2008, 08:27 PM
As a chronic smoker for twenty-five years I present myself as a case study.
Typical symptoms for lowered testoserone levels and where I stand after all the pot I've smoked are:
Decrease in sexual desire - still always horney here
Decrease in erectile function - works well unless drunk
Changes in mood - still the same smart ass I always have been
Decrease in body mass - none
and more fat - This I attribute to a long term relationship with Ben and Jerry and Seirra Nevada Stout.
So men, smoke away I say. If you are or are becoming a chick flick watching, eyebrow plucking wuss it isn't the weed that's doing it to you.:)
eta You can still watch chick flicks as long as you are with a female and you turn away when crying.
Sunny Jim
02-13-2008, 10:39 PM
What if you have a male friend that always makes you watch chick flicks with him? Is that still ok?
wutthe4k
02-13-2008, 10:46 PM
hmm i'd probably just keep smoking and stare down at my tits all day lol
Ever since I started smoking the only thing I can drink are wine coolers... :jester:
thered
02-14-2008, 12:54 AM
Meg Ryan is in the movie The Doors.. one kick ass fuckin movie
Damn right. Great movie sober, fantastic movie stoned.
I'minmyunderwear
02-14-2008, 02:57 AM
If you guys thought you might grow lucious breasts and start watching Meg Ryan flicks, would you reconsider how much you smoked?
yes. i would smoke a lot more.
I'minmyunderwear
02-14-2008, 02:58 AM
What if you have a male friend that always makes you watch chick flicks with him? Is that still ok?
no. that person is not a friend, and should recieve vicious indian burns
young_deadhead
02-14-2008, 03:29 AM
looking at my dad ill have tits soon enough so if i end up getting them a little early its no big deal
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