Random random thoughts

[Penny]

This sticky thread is for random random thoughts, in the collection "boredom thread", "venting thread" and the such.

Go ahead and empty your bag!

[redyelruc]

How do the guys who swallow swords and razorblades and the likes originally find out they can do it?

[Penny]

I think a lot of people are born deranged.

I like that word: deranged.

[redyelruc]

La Haine, with Vincent Cassels, is one of the french movies I've most enjoyed.

[Penny]

That is such a good movie. I had forgotten about it!

[redyelruc]

Yeah I haven't seen it since it was releasd in around 97 on video/dvd. I fucking loved that movie. there are so many great scenes. The cinematography was fucking great and so was the soundtrack.

living in rural Thailand makes me miss European cinema.

[stinkfoot]

I think a lot of people are born deranged.

I like that word: deranged.

Excellent linguistic particle there... I shall now view it askance...
What is "deranged"? Is it de-arranged? Was someone properly put together until another fine soul had the forethought and consideration to de-arrange them? Was it drunk people, after tiring of attempting to slur out the term "de-arranged", who originally coined the term "deranged"?

I think deranged, people serve a very important function in today's crazy mixed up society where everyone strives to conform- they dare to be crazy. Not only are they willing to admit that there are voices talking to them, but they have the bravery and brass balls to converse with them in public- with voices so shrill they frighten many dogs and set off car alarms. Who else these days has the class to risk becoming permanently relocated to an in-patient psychiatric service and warranty redemption center to acknowledge what the vast majority insists is a figment of their imagination.

They don't just toe the line bordering perfectly sane and prescription psychoactive medication vortex- they take hearty, jubilant leaps clear across it into the geographic center of the twi-looney zone- feigning obliviousness to all others who just smile, nod and try to slip away unnoticed. I shall now remove my foil headpiece.

Irreverently yours,
Napoleon Bonaparte

[Arlandis]

How do the guys who swallow swords and razorblades and the likes originally find out they can do it?
Well, I suppose you never see the ones that try and fail.

[Penny]

Excellent linguistic particle there... I shall now view it askance...
What is "deranged"? Is it de-arranged? Was someone properly put together until another fine soul had the forethought and consideration to de-arrange them? Was it drunk people, after tiring of attempting to slur out the term "de-arranged", who originally coined the term "deranged"?

I think deranged, people serve a very important function in today's crazy mixed up society where everyone strives to conform- they dare to be crazy. Not only are they willing to admit that there are voices talking to them, but they have the bravery and brass balls to converse with them in public- with voices so shrill they frighten many dogs and set off car alarms. Who else these days has the class to risk becoming permanently relocated to an in-patient psychiatric service and warranty redemption center to acknowledge what the vast majority insists is a figment of their imagination.

They don't just toe the line bordering perfectly sane and prescription psychoactive medication vortex- they take hearty, jubilant leaps clear across it into the geographic center of the twi-looney zone- feigning obliviousness to all others who just smile, nod and try to slip away unnoticed. I shall now remove my foil headpiece.

Irreverently yours,
Napoleon Bonaparte
I love that!

[MollyBoston]

Chris Daughtry makes perhaps the most generic music ever recorded.

[Autentique]

I love that!I love it too :)

[SonicYouthFan]

Chris Daughtry makes perhaps the most generic music ever recorded.
MollyBoston is very smart... Everything Green is AWESOME

[Penny]

my roommate is selfish and I'm way to complacent

[MollyBoston]

I know this is the random thought thread so I'm supposed to just post a random thought, like...Ice Cube's movie career has been better than Ice-T's by a long shot...but how come he's selfish and how come you let him? It's your forum, you might as well bitch on it :) and I promise I'm asking because I'm interested.

[redyelruc]

I wonder how many nationalities are represented in RT.

I don't know who Chris Daughtry is.

[MollyBoston]

OMG Red, you're so uncool.

Oh wait, it's me that's uncool for knowing who he is. Dammit!

[redyelruc]

OMG Red, you're so uncool.

Oh wait, it's me that's uncool for knowing who he is. Dammit!
I don't like to call it 'uncool', I like to think of it more as 'hot'.:)

[redyelruc]

I wonder how many bananas are eaten daily in the Artic circle.

[Penny]

I'm fascinated by coincidences.

Like how I just put a banana in my sig and decided to post in my random random thoughts threads, and the last post happens to be about bananas!

[redyelruc]

Don't wanna start another thread on RT and this is pretty random so...

I have no idea who just came into the internet shop but he has 15 armed policemen in fully decorated uniforms and a further 10 or so people in his entourage. He's middle aged and nobody else here knows who he is either, so he's not famous.

Being surrounded by people with guns makes me feel uncomfortable.

[I'minmyunderwear]

punk rock makes me warm and tingly in the genitals...

[redyelruc]

living room floor fully clothed sex with girls in short denim skirts hitched up around their waist is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[redyelruc]

There is too much chlorine in swimming pools.

[McLeodGanja]

".....178743389022892808347576476766574324567653... .."

That is an excerpt from the number Pi.

[redyelruc]

Why does bleach always smell like bleach, no matter how they try to scent it?

[Penny]

because the chemical particles in chlorine?

you know what I've realized after class today? that I'm really afraid of volacanoes.

[Karmalized]

^^^^i don't like volcanoes either, ever since i saw that damned made for tv movie, volcano. incredibly stupid, yet nightmare-worthy...
oh and:
i hate grapefruit. i'm in the process of hunting down whoever discovered that devil fruit and decided to call it food. once found, i'm going to beat the person to a pulp...

WHO'S WITH ME?

[redyelruc]

Karmalised, the guy who discovered grapefruits lives on top of Mt. Etna in Italy.

Still going?

Penny, volcanoes rock.

[Karmalized]

no, he's probably all old and helpless. it wouldn't really be a fair fight... and that would be quite the climb just to murder an old man. :( looks like i'm going to have to reconsider, although it would be funny to beat him with his own cane...hmmm...

[I'minmyunderwear]

grapefruits are amazingly good!

i'm afraid of made-for-tv-movies :(

[redyelruc]

One of the best kissers I've ever met was French.

[Penny]

I feel like playing video games today

[Olympic-Bullshitter]

Incorporate playing into your life every day. Let yourself Live, Love, Laugh and Play...Let your Spirit Soar. You deserve it.

[redyelruc]

I love both this and I-S's Confessions thread.

I hate the cold.

[mystical_shroom]

I'm hooked on staring into dead space lately and I painted my table and realized what a huge mistake that was...

I like gum....

[redyelruc]

Whet colour did you paint your table Shroomie?

[Penny]

I bought a lot of fruits and veggies today, I felt like a healthy person.. then I lit a cigarette.

[redyelruc]

I climbed onto the roof of my new house to reach a ripe mango from the tree and got attacked by red ants.

[mystical_shroom]

Whet colour did you paint your table Shroomie?

All different designs and stuff, eh, it didn't turn out the way I envisioned it in my head but it's okay, I'll love it and hump it anyway...

There is a bug trapped in my bathroom light this morning and I feel bad for it and have no idea how it got there...

[Penny]

aww that bug is gonna die.. hate it when that happens :/

anyways I passed a test with a C today and I was convinced I had failed with like a 20 or 30% maybe.. it seems to always happen! when I think I did real bad I always end up getting a good grade.. good for me, anyways! this is Geology.. it's hard

[Penny]

I have been eating a ridiculous amount of fish, lately.

[Penny]

I love pickles.

[Penny]

oh and mozarella is amazing. especially fresh!

[redyelruc]

oh and mozarella is amazing. especially fresh!only fresh.:) Deeelicious!

Less than 0.0001% of people will ever know I existed.

[Penny]

I don't like my dorm room's piss-yellow brick wall.

[Karmalized]

i love my nickelodeon-slime-green kitchen walls.
:D

can i paint your walls for you?
i love painting.

[redyelruc]

I don't like my dorm room's piss-yellow brick wall.Is it actually that colour because of piss.

People who piss in stairwells should have their noses rubbed in it like little puppies.

[Olympic-Bullshitter]

Yellowtail (hamachi) Jerk, with Mango Sauce. Jamaican jerk seasoning may be traditional with chicken, but it's also a great way to spice up tuna. The colors and flavors of this dish will send you right to the beach.

[redyelruc]

Olympic, that sounds delicious.

If I don't have any children, ever, I will be devastated.

[mystical_shroom]

I wish I still had my garbage pale kid cards...:(

I like to think and sometimes I will stay up in bed laying there thinking and thinking for hours and hours...And at times I get an almost giddy feeling when I go lay in bed because I can think..which is odd considering the idea of it...

[Olympic-Bullshitter]

I don't think it's a question that either scientists or artists will be able to answer. I think some things, some answers are meant to remain a mystery and might even possess shifting answers, with one aspect being true on one day and another the next.

[redyelruc]

'The Road Less Travelled' is one of the simplest poems in the world. But it's truth is astounding.

[Penny]

I'm glad this thread is now on preview instead if one of my depressing threads!

[redyelruc]

I think the photo in your signature has a very homely, girl next door kinda feel to it.

I like it a lot.

[Penny]

Thank you! I'm glad :)

I have an eye infection :/

[Dave_techie]

How do the guys who swallow swords and razorblades and the likes originally find out they can do it?


if you hiccup while swallowing a sword you will neatly halve your esophagus, there is one, at some british medical school, in a display case.... I think that's super cool.

[redyelruc]

People who are unreliable, really really annoy me.

[I'minmyunderwear]

so there was just a really bad 2-car accident in front of my apartment. the first car to arrive on the scene screeched to a stop, shouted "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS!?!?!" to the smoking car in the middle of the road whose front end was entirely destroyed, and drove on.

uggh, stupid assholes. :mad:

[Carlfloydfan]

Lately Laety has been eating a lot of fish...

...anyways, I did something I regret and need to admit it here, in this small corner of HF.

[Olympic-Bullshitter]

Swordfish shish kebobs with lemon-butter sauce on the side. They are colorful and the fish absorbs jucies from the peppers, tomatoes, and onions as they cook. They also may be served with grilled carrots, cauliflower, and broccoli, or any other vegetables you like.

[Americunt]

God, Theresa is so annoying on the phone.
She shouts into that thing and her voice always rises in pitch at the end of a sentence.

[redyelruc]

I cannot understand the obsession with stupid cat piktuz with horribly spelt textz.

[Face Eater]

I cannot understand internet gimmicks in general. Particularly facebook applications. Facebook reminds me of an Orwellian artificial world created to assist shallow people add meaning to their lives through tacky little games. I am not saying I am above it. I like the wall, and the chat, but not the pokes, hugs and likeness quizzes. They bore me.

I really like new order and their lame/brilliant brand of 80s techno.

I am feeling particularly unintellligent today.

[Face Eater]

oooh you've got green eyes, ooh you've got blue eyes, ooh you've got grey eyes. How gorgeous.

[BunnySuit]

i got complimented twice today.
which made me wiggley and happy, since i looked particularly lazy today.

AND i got a new car :)

[Faelixx]

I miss living in the city.
A part of me really wants to drop everything and go to San Francisco.
I could never be a stoner because I don't have the money, the time or the commitment.
Why do stubbed toes hurt so much? It's so random.
I hate paper cuts.
Sometimes I wish I could walk around naked. All the time.
The Offsprings new stuff sucks.
Raccoons can be really scary.

[Face Eater]

I told myself I was going to avoid posting in the forums for a while while my life is going so well and I have so much to concentrate on already. I don't feel bad, i'm too tired to do much else and I have accomplished so much good already.

[snake_grass]

i like soup and bannock


and


also

indian taco some chili cheese fries is also good

Edit: this one time i had alot of money and i thought to myself

hey i should go hit up a bunch of fast food resturaunts

and i was gonna order a bunch of crap from them

like 20 burgers 4 pizzas 20 burritos and 20 tacos etc

Edit Edit: i was driving around this one time i was trying to head to some store to buy some clothes (cloth) then i saw an arbys then i went there then took off back home totally forgetting what i was doing

[Faelixx]

Someone stole my soup.

[Dave_techie]

I want to be able to do violence with only minimal repercussions.

[redyelruc]

Do over-zealous conspiracy theorists have an explanation as to why they were born?

[Penny]

Did I hear it was snowing on Mars or no?

[snake_grass]

which made me wiggley and happy, :)


i wash on mushrooms once and i thought i was gummby

[snake_grass]

im gonna go play soul callibur four .... or not

just thought u might want some useless information

[redyelruc]

I will play tennis in the morning.

[Penny]

I bought a new awsome mouthwash that doesn't sting.

[redyelruc]

I suck at tennis.

[I'minmyunderwear]

i haven't showered in a few days, and now i've begun skipping meals as well. i've also been sleeping for about 11-12 hours a night lately. i think i'm slowly becoming an inanimate object.

[prissbaby]

lol

[Penny]

I really am rocking thigh-high socks.

[prissbaby]

I loveeeeee thigh high socks

[booshnoogs]

I don't feel like working today

[Penny]

I want meringue

[redyelruc]

Good kung fu movies are the greatest.

Bad ones are fucking terrible.

[booshnoogs]

I love badly dubbed king fu movies

[Penny]

I am in a shitty bitchy mood today. My period must be coming.

[prissbaby]

I am in a shitty bitchy mood today. My period must be coming.

same. just got mine this morning :toetap05:

[booshnoogs]

Are you feeling "Sour"?

aww crap, what if the two of you are syncronizing?

What if all the women at Hipforums syncronize?

This place could truly suck for a week

[Penny]

I'm VERY pissed off at my ex.

[booshnoogs]

Bastard!

Screw his father, that'll teach him

[Penny]

that would be homosexual incestual necrophelia.

[Funkateer]

that would be homosexual incestual necrophelia.

probably the most fucked up thing I will see all day

[booshnoogs]

is his father also your father and also a dead woman?

[Penny]

is his father also your father and also a dead woman?

hahahaha

[Carlfloydfan]

Listen to some heavy metal and head bang for a few hours, release that anger in a healthy manner by listening to blood, guts and gore.

[Penny]

my fucking headphones broke *desperate sound*

[Carlfloydfan]

That is why god invented speakers, to piss off your sister...

[Carlfloydfan]

Remember, this is an enchanted world.

[Penny]

my speakers are broken too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha

[Carlfloydfan]

Pen whats going on here? A music lover without speakers and headphones!

A crime against humanity!

Steal your sisters speakers! It will make everything even.

[redyelruc]

The older I'm getting, the more sex I'm turning down.

I wonder is it the same for everybody.

[I'minmyunderwear]

The older I'm getting, the more sex I'm turning down.

I wonder is it the same for everybody.

i'm turning down exactly as much sex as i always have...

[redyelruc]

i'm turning down exactly as much sex as i always have...
I am constantly amazed at your ability to make me laugh.

I also think you are not yet old enough to test my theory.

[Jaitaiyai]

My CGP maths revision book makes me laugh. :D
They split it into 6 sections. At the end of each section they have 25 - 35 Qs roughly. The last section, last question is
What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? And why do we have to do so much algebra?
Its got stupid stuff like that all throughout.
Then at the end it advertises their website as "the most fun you can have without laughing." I really did LOL.

[redyelruc]

I'm wondering how many threads one poster can make about another without starting to feel creepy.

[Dave_techie]

My CGP maths revision book makes me laugh. :D
They split it into 6 sections. At the end of each section they have 25 - 35 Qs roughly. The last section, last question is

Its got stupid stuff like that all throughout.
Then at the end it advertises their website as "the most fun you can have without laughing." I really did LOL.
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[Carlfloydfan]

I really wonder what it's like to be around me... people obviously see me very differently from how I see myself. I often complain about how bad I think I look or how bad something on me looks and people seem to think I'm crazy, usually they tell me that I "imagine" things looking bad on me or that I look beautiful... I don't know how that is possible, when I look at myself in the mirror I just think everything is wrong with me!

But the way I look is not what matters the most actually. What I'd like to do is to take possession of someone else's spirit and sit for a while to have a talk with myself - I'd like to judje my personality through the eyes of a stranger, it would be really interesting.

hmmmm

[prissbaby]

I cannot understand the obsession with stupid cat piktuz with horribly spelt textz.

red, THANK YOU, I'm glad I'm not the only one ;) :cheers2:

[redyelruc]

I really prefer dark nipples over pink ones.

In fact, when a find out a girl I'm dating has pink ones I feel a little stab of disappointment.

[Carlfloydfan]

I wonder if this isn't the coolest place to be, not because of popularity but because of that underground aspect and because no one seems to really even think about the cool factor, but to just go with the flow instead...

[I'minmyunderwear]

i noticed that my garbage was starting to overflow on november 12... it's now officially the 22nd and i have yet to take it to the dumpster...

[Autentique]

I firmly believe that every girl should have sex wearing sexy knee high black boots and being bent over a washing machine, at least once.

I felt like sharing, but didnt want to make a thread about it. This is supposed to be discrete :p

[Jaitaiyai]

I firmly believe that every girl should have sex wearing sexy knee high black boots and being bent over a washing machine, at least once.

I felt like sharing, but didnt want to make a thread about it. This is supposed to be discrete :pPfft.. Been there, done that-- uhh.. I mean.. Ew. :leaving:


Now what I wanted to say was I hate posts with terrible grammar... It's annoying.. I mean, I don't mind if you don't put an apostrophe at each point you need it but just make it readable.. Don't abbreviate every other word. And don't make it read like it was in a punctuation explosion. :rolleyes:

God dammit, its not that hard. :rolleyes:
EDIT: p.s. I cringe when reading some of my old posts from when way back. I really have improved.

[Jaitaiyai]

I wonder if this isn't the coolest place to be, not because of popularity but because of that underground aspect and because no one seems to really even think about the cool factor, but to just go with the flow instead...Its a sign from the heavens!!

This morning, my friend told me he saw the phrase 'keep on truckin'' on the TV.
Now I see the phrase 'go with the flow'.
Next Bomb vietnam. :cool:

[Dave_techie]

people don't know shit about phonology.

[redyelruc]

I can't decide what colour to paint the upstairs in my house. It's all wooden but really needs to be freshened up.

I also forgot how much I love DJ Shadow.

[Jaitaiyai]

I finally renewed my library books. :cool:

[redyelruc]

After reading Cherea's thread, I went to the barbershop today.

[I'minmyunderwear]

i just ate some hamburger helper that expired in october 2006. it was absolutely amazing.