The "Ban" Game. =]

[Idunno~do.you?]

ok. so! you've probably seen this somewhere else. but whatevers.
the object of the game is to "Ban" the person above you. not literally, but its just pretend.
Etc.
"I ban you because.... i think your hot"
idk... something like that.
kk, and... go!

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for staging a protest at the country music awards trying get people to Vote Sanjay best new artist award.

[Idunno~do.you?]

I BAN YOU BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHO SANJAY IS.

LOL....
opps.. sorry bout the caps.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for using all caps in a strictly non all caps area.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for using Secret insted of ARRID.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34854103

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for making fun of Idunno and all the horrible things you said about her in that PM you sent me.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for having such jagged hairy legs.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for overuse of Tanya Harding references.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for swearing off Pringles forever, and not a week later inhaling a can of salt and vinegar ones in front a priest.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for spending over $10K on a pyramid scheme involving footcare products which smell of licorice.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for Boycotting the 1984 Los Angeles Summer Olympic Games.
Commie!!!!

[Idunno~do.you?]

I ban you for making fun of Idunno and all the horrible things you said about her in that PM you sent me.huh ???

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for pretending not to understand the simple rules of this thread.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for calling your daughter a pig on her answering machine and broadcasting the message on the internets.

(Idunno: I'm just screwing with you.)

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for your insensitive use of the word "kraut" in your resume.

[stinkfoot]

I ban you for using a falsetto voice to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" on American Idol.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for belittling the music of ABBA while riding in a taxi cab on Long Island in 1994.

[stinkfoot]

I ban you for rolling around in your own filth before attending a formal banquet in your supervisor's honor.

[crummyrummy]

You get a double banning for making your last two girlfriends dress up as Mary-Kate or Ashley and call you Joey in bed.

[stinkfoot]

You get a double banning for making your last two girlfriends dress up as Mary-Kate or Ashley and call you Joey in bed.
They were supposed to keep that a secret!!!!!!

I ban you for wearing a ballerina tutu and marching in the local St Patrick's day parade.

[stinkfoot]

Just an aside- isn't this just a slight variation of "Make an absurd accusation..." thread?

[crummyrummy]

pretty much.
I ban you for pointing that out.

[stinkfoot]

I ban you for pointing out the fact that I pointed it out.

[crummyrummy]

sniff, you just locked my most successful thread ever...I ban you for doing your job!!!

[stinkfoot]

sniff, you just locked my most successful thread ever...I ban you for doing your job!!!
I ban you for bursting your pimples at my auntie.

[crummyrummy]

It has come my attention that my attention that you have been trying to organize underground "hippie" parties that people may attend and have good time socializing, and for this, I ban you !!!!!!

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for acting like The Fonz.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you your font and color.

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for not liking my font and color

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you on suspicion of being a co-conspiritor in the "finger-in-a-bowl-of-Wendy's-chili" scam a few years ago. Let me see your fingers.

[madlizard]

I ban you for not listing a real gender!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for not recognizing a "stinger" when you see one.

[madlizard]

Haha, still doesn't count.

I ban you for not using an avatar.

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for not having a 1000 posts.

[Libertine]

I ban you for banning a hot ass girl.

Unless, of course, You ARE a hot ass girl.

Then, I ban you because TWO are better than one.

[Bella Désordre]

Babe, that was the funniest thing I have read in my life.You get a double banning for making your last two girlfriends dress up as Mary-Kate or Ashley and call you Joey in bed.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for not listing a street address.

[PriceCheck]

You're banned for gratuitous ball jokes at this year's juggling competition.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for trying to genetically adapt tigers to snowy climates.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for telephoning the laundromat to ask if their dryers are running and then hanging up because he was laughing to hard to finish the punch line.

[stinkfoot]

I ban you for serving Northern Spotted Owl egg omelettes at your church breakfast.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for having a stinky foot!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for your cartoon preferences

[PriceCheck]

I ban you because you took the last oreo and I really wanted it.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you because every time I see your avatar I get your ass in my face.

(Maybe I should have put this in the "Hit on Poster" thread)

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for being a smart ass.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for having 69 in your username.....



(actually maybe you should be commended for that)

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for having a dirty mind.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for thinking I have a dirty mind

[Mr. Melty]

i ban you for not doing "The Dew"

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for not being more chemically stable.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because you were the last person to reply. LoL..

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not revealing your "sex"!

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because if you wanted to know my sex, all you had to do was ask.

LoL

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for having a squiggly line in your username.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for your anti-squiggly ideology.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because just saying Thank you is not allowed.
but i can say thank you then ban you.
LoL....

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for not knowing.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for your discriminatory policies against the Irish.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for blacklisting the suspected Communists from the television shows you produced in the 1950's.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for inventing potpouri.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because i should be asleep right now, but i cant...

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for staying up late and not inviting me.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for driving through toll booths in reverse to avoid paying the toll.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for having over 30,000 posts!

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i ban you for being 36

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for being under 20!

[PriceCheck]

i ban you for

[PriceCheck]

Crap severe technical difficulties involving several open windows...

I ban you for that.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for having a smart ass in your avatar!

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for failing to document your earnings stemming from moonshine production, distrobution and consumption betweenthe years 1987 and 1996.

[stinkfoot]

I ban you for sealing your farts in mason jars for later use.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for taking 8 items into the dressing room when it is clearly marked "6 ITEMS MAX".

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because sometimes when you ban people its totally random, and sometimes doesnt make sense, but to you it dos. then everyone is just confused.. i think. LoL...

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for going to a farmers market and sneaking glass eyballs into the grapes.

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL... i ban you, because maybe i DID do that. XD

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for sneaking into an r rated movie with an annoyingly curious 5 year old that talks at the top of her lungs at all times.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for banning me for taking you to the movies. LoL...

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for making "polenta" and calling it "grits".

[E-Rocc]

I ban you in order to distract attention off myself, while I gain more power

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for gambling with the devil using other people's souls.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because your soul now belongs to me. >=]

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for test driving cars you cant afford and peeing in the trunks.

[marbchic]

i ban you for wearing socks under your sandals

[crummyrummy]

Hey, that is only to work where I literally put on combat boots.

I ban you for telling your best friend's boyfriend that that she was writing her first name with his last name over and over and over in 8th grade.

[E-Rocc]

i ban you for wearing socks over sandals

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for suggesting that lawn darts was an appropriate leisure activity for the old folks at your grandparents retirement community.

[marbchic]

i ban you for using my curling iron inappropriately

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for intentionally misleading the FBI in their hunt for D.B. Cooper

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because your always here. LoL...

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for putting mustard on your curly fries.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for thinking eat curley fries.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for replacing tomato soup for your bathwater on each solstice and equinox.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for refering to soup and bathing in the same post

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because you've made a name involving flying food.

LoL....

[FlyingBurritoBro]

But it doesn't ... google me.

I ban you for being so easily deceived

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for donating toes to starving tigers.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because you still havent told me if your a girl or not.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for not doing your homework.

[Idunno~do.you?]

huh ?

there was homework. O_o
i ban you for being an ass, and not telling me i had homework.
LoL...

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for calling someone an ass who doesn't have an ass as an avatar. Clearly a violation of protocol.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for filling the church's font with tater tots.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because i was just now blinded by some nasty pictures. LoL...

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for not finding Nemo.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You just blinded idk. BANNED!

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for flying a Honduran flag from the zipper on your trousers.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for painting the living room that awfull color.

[stinkfoot]

I ban you for deliberately loading up on sauerkraut and chili for two days then spending an entire Thursday riding in crowded elevators, making faces at the other passengers as though they were the source of your toxic reekings.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you your amazing fingerstyle guitar

[Jadis]

I ban you for running naked through Hondouras.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for having such cold toilet seats.

[PriceCheck]

You are banned for hooking a kid in the forehead whilst fly fishing in the fountain at the mall.

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for not singing in the rain.

[GLENGLEN]

I Ban You For Not Helping That Poor Old Lady In The "I've Fallen And I Can't Reach The".........Thread..........The Dear Old Bag Has Been Down There Since ...Oct 22nd 2007.



Compassionately Yours...

Glen.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for mopping the floor with Listerine.

[marbchic]

i ban you for creating negative vibes.

[Mr. Melty]

I ban you for not eating your daily 5 ounce herring.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You are hereby banned for your general negativity and bad dispostion.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for peeing in the ocean.

[PriceCheck]

Banned because you don't make the best coffee table, but you are a decent ottoman.

[Love Fest1969]

I ban you for not eating fruit in over a year.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for inciting a riot in Aruba.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for his direct responsibility for fur seal hunting.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for burying stray kids up to their necks in the sand at the beach last summer and then stealing their towels.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for using Sheila from accounting as a hat.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not revealing where your other hand is!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I ban you for wondering

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for releasing not one , BUT TWO full length kazoo CD's this year already!!!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Those are instructional. Banned for your Kazoo-envy.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for impersonating a nylon cactus wearing a cowboy hat.

[polecat]

I ban you for having never eaten a bagel without a topping.

[Mr. Melty]

I ban you for not doing the twist and shout.

[PriceCheck]

I ban you for changing your age like you're some kind of magical time traveler or something. First 14 now 15? Chyeah like we're going to buy that.

[elover]

I ban you all for letting imaginary banning feed your ego

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for organizing a food drive that refused donations from people wearing pants, shoes or makeup.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for feeding gulls alka-seltzers

[polecat]

I ban you for picking all the pretzels out of the chex mix.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for closong your eyes when you make love.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

She said to close them or she'd poke them out. :)

Banned for your online philandering.

[crummyrummy]

You are subsequently banned for not adequately preparing for your prostate examination.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for trying to sell an egg carton caterpillar on eBay with a starting bid of $49.99.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for picking a pack pickle peppers.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because i'm sleepy.

[crummyrummy]

Banned for judging a pie eating contest and demanding there be an evening gown competition.

[madlizard]

I ban you 'cause your username has too many offensive repeated letters in it.

[E-Rocc]

smoking crack after 3am

[Idunno~do.you?]

judgeing someone on when they should smoke crack ?
LoL....
Ban!

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for doing underwear adds with Ron Jeremy and Urkle.
http://www.foulmag.com/images/image_69.jpg
http://www.realtree.com/img/500/urkel.jpg

[E-Rocc]

eating garbage!
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/060201/n_tucker_garbage_060201.300w.jpg!!!!!

[GLENGLEN]

I Ban You For......BEING A TOTALLY... INCOMPREHENSIBLE...INDECIPHERABLE... FREEKIN........ TWIT....!!!!!



Yours....In An Attempt At "Harmony" With His Fellow Man.....

Glen.

[E-Rocc]

Ban you cause this isnt the "insult the poster above you thread"

jackass

[GLENGLEN]

I BAN YOU....!!! .Because.........To Post On "Hip Forums"...The Most Important Things You Must Posess......Are An... "Absurd" Sense Of Humour...... A Very "Thick Skin"........(and too many other "warped" things to list here)



Yours.....In The Hope Of A Smile....And A Following Humourous Comment......

Glen.

[E-Rocc]

Ban you, cause no you dont

[GLENGLEN]

O.K......At The Risk Of Sounding "Seriously " Juvenile........I BAN YOU...CAUSE ........." YES I DO".........NAR ..NAR....NAH.... NAR..NAR..!!!...SUCK EGGS.....!!! (pokes tongue out in gesture of disrespect).........





Yours....In The Hope I May Oneday Act All Grown up...And Mature.......

Glen.

P.S.( have not used that one...since i was in preschool)............well...... o.k.... maybe more like.... (my late teens to early thirties..!!!!!!.)

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for your overuse of punctuation.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for claiming to be Anastacia Romanov

[Love Fest1969]

Banned for not drinking while driving.

[GLENGLEN]

Banned for your overuse of punctuation.Yes..Mr Burrito,
I Must Confess...After A Few Glasses Of "Dry Red" The Old Punctuation Keys Do Tend To Warm Up A Tad......Therefore, May I Take The Unprecedented Action Of "BANNING MYSELF"....As Punishment For The Unforgivable Forum Crime Of......"PREMATURE PUNCTUATION"......!!!!



Yours...In A Heart Wrenching...Soul Searching...Act Of Self Discipline...

Glen.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for throwing potato salad at the vicar.

[E-Rocc]

banned for not replying to my numerous pms!!!

[GLENGLEN]

Banned.....For Sending 400 Suggestive P.M's To The Sweet Young PriceCheck..




Yours....In A Gallant Attempt To Protect A Virginic......Innocent......Girl.......From The Evil..Mr E-Rocc.


..Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for mistaking PC for innocent, virginic, or even a girl for that matter.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for stretching out all of his wife's underthings and eating a ficus.

[Love Fest1969]

Banned for watching that lame ass Terminator show.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for running into a wall with pockets full of confetti, even if it did look pretty cool.

[madlizard]

Banned because every time you post we have to see your avatar with an ass on it.

[crummyrummy]

banned for cloning poison ivy.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for that hawkish beast in your sig

[lunarflowermaiden]

Banned for banning too much

[farmout]

Banned for being so young and a senior member......:-)

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for thumpin'

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED....For Intimidating Newer (and therefore more vunerable members....like myself)....With Subtle....Subliminal....Messages....Re Size 10 Work Boots.......And Their Possible Applications.....???



Yours..... Exhibiting Just A Hint Of Paranoia ....

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for being so timid.

[lunarflowermaiden]

Banned for being too cool for the rest of us :).

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for sarcasm.

[stonemaster]

Banned For Anti Sarcasmism

[lunarflowermaiden]

Banned for banning someone for lack of sarcasm.

Burrito, you're banned too for thinking I was being sarcastic!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for being so damned judgemental!

[lunarflowermaiden]

Banned for threatening the llamas.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Only the ones named dali. Banned for using the internet as a way of getting around dating.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED.....For Openly Stating He Is Prone To Partake Of The Occasional Drop Of That *Redneck* Drink....Bourbon.........When I'm Sure His Local Bottleshop Carries Many Fine Examples Of Australian Wines......




Yours.......Having Just Made.. A Very Dangerous Statement.... If Flying B.B Happens To Live In Mid..U.S.A......(or anywhere else in the U.S.A for that matter)..........Lets Face It.......From This Point On......"I'M PETFOOD"..


Cheers Glen.

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL... wow. for once someone besides Crummy. is the last person to reply to this thread.

and... i dont know you so! Ban!!! ;)

[lunarflowermaiden]

Banned for starting this thread and getting us all addicted to banning.

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/biggrinjester.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Right Behind You On This One "Miss Lunar".....It's About Time People On Here Stood Up Against The Likes Of "I dunno"...Who Come On Here......Start These Threads......Then Sit Back And Laugh Their Bloody Asses Off... As Average Simple Folk Like....You And Me.....Make Total "Tools" Of Themselves......Still It's Fun ......And Plays A Big Part In Keeping Undesirables Like Us Off The Streets..........However I Think Our Best Line Of Defence Against The Likes Of "I dunno"....Is For You And I To Rise Up.."En Mass" ........And Hit Him With A ...........Gasp...Shudder...Cringe.........ULTIMAT E FORUMS WEAPON...............The Until Now Unheard Of......

*****************DOUBLE WHAMMY BAN*********************

Yours.......In The Pursuit Of A Peaceful And Non Violent Ending To This Potentially Ugly Situation.......

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

As it happens Glen, I like several Australian wines. And Californian, German, and several more from my home state of Virginia. Winemaking here is an industry and tradition begun by Thomas Jefferson (who liked his wines French and his women black). I used to drink them with food but my ex-wife left with all the stemware and now all I have are old fashioned glasses. And bourbon neat is NOT redneck. Jack and coke, prolly. Pabst Blue Ribbon from a can or plastic bottle, maybe. And Moonshine, certainly. Illegal and of questionable lineage, it suits the redneck mentality perfectly. "They" make it an hours drive from me, corn mash and the easier brandy or apple jack. And please don't think I have prejudice against rednecks or anyone else, for that matter. Or their drinks. It's just bourbon and two foxy brown chicks (my chocolate labs, Barley and Littleless) have been my sole companions seven days out of fourteen thru a very hurtful time. And beer! But I confess to being a beer snob. Your Fosters just doesn't cut it. I like my beer like I like MY women. Bitter.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Oh. Banned for...cheating on your taxes.

[PriceCheck]

Banned for running into a nursery and swapping all the babies around.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED....For Slipping A 48 Pack Of Condoms Into An 85 Year Old Ladies Shopping Trolley...Then Calling..."PRICECHECK"...CONDOMS....IN THE BULK PACK.......Over The Stores P.A System......





Yours......Having Done This Many Times........Carefully Positioning Myself Behind The "Old Bag" In The Checkout Line...And Watching The Resultant Red Faces All Round............"HYSTERICAL"

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for shooting upskirts in the the glass elevator.

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL.... what ?

Ban!

hahahaha... XD

[GLENGLEN]

Dear...."I Dunny O"..


With All Due Respect To The... Esteemed...And ...Much Admired ...Founder Of This Thread.....(idunny o)......Without Whose Futuristic Vision.....We Would Not Be Here.........(bows from waist.....then gets down on knees .... and.. proceeds to "kiss" (Idunno's) ass )...............I Wish To Draw Your Attention To Post..No 184....In Which You Were "Hit" With A Previously Unheard Of ****DOUBLE WHAMMY BAN****.............So In Line With The Strictly Adhered To Rules And Regulations Of This Thread......( changed every hour )......I Hereby Issue You With One Last Caution..........**** 3 BANS..AND YOUR'E OUT..SUNSHINE ****...I Don't "Give A Stuff" Who You Are........No Further Warnings Will Be Issued......O.K.....?????????



Yours......Not Wishing To Sound In The Least Bit Disrespectful Or Offensive To He Who Created This **** Masterpiece Of Modern Day Literature ****....


Glen.

[lunarflowermaiden]

Glen, after hearing about your recent shoplifting spree (the trenchcoat full of chia pets apparently gave you away), I feel a well deserved ban is in order.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Banned for only posting one photo in your gallery. A mug like yours deserves to be admired.

[GLENGLEN]

BANNED....For Posting "One ".. Photo In Your Gallery..........A Mug Like Yours Should Be Kept Well And Truly Hidden......



Cheers...Glen.

[crummyrummy]

I ban you for staging gladiatorial contests in your basement and having the nerve to demand to see an I.D. for entry.

[Idunno~do.you?]

Dear...."I Dunny O"..


With All Due Respect To The... Esteemed...And ...Much Admired ...Founder Of This Thread.....(idunny o)......Without Whose Futuristic Vision.....We Would Not Be Here.........(bows from waist.....then gets down on knees .... and.. proceeds to "kiss" (Idunno's) ass )...............I Wish To Draw Your Attention To Post..No 184....In Which You Were "Hit" With A Previously Unheard Of ****DOUBLE WHAMMY BAN****.............So In Line With The Strictly Adhered To Rules And Regulations Of This Thread......( changed every hour )......I Hereby Issue You With One Last Caution..........**** 3 BANS..AND YOUR'E OUT..SUNSHINE ****...I Don't "Give A Stuff" Who You Are........No Further Warnings Will Be Issued......O.K.....?????????



Yours......Not Wishing To Sound In The Least Bit Disrespectful Or Offensive To He Who Created This **** Masterpiece Of Modern Day Literature ****....


Glen.
hahah... glen your a loser.
and your not allowed to write letters in this thread,
so your banned, for writing letters,
for trying to start a cult against me
and you dont seem all that nice.
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban. (1000X)
lol

[Rock Hard]

hahah... glen your a loser.
and your not allowed to write letters in this thread,
so your banned, for writing letters,
for trying to start a cult against me
and you dont seem all that nice.
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban. (1000X)
lol
You're right iddy, he is a tool.....
I ban you for pointing that out to everyone!

[Idunno~do.you?]

lollolol...

wow... my sister is fuckin weird.
she has a mustach.
hahahahahahaha....

and i cant think of a reason to ban you,
so i ban you for my pure randomness.
lololol

[Rock Hard]

lollolol...

wow... my sister is fuckin weird.
she has a mustach.
hahahahahahaha....


lololol
wtf? ha ha ha

I ban you for having a sister with a mustach....
Post a pic of the "Bearded lady" lol

[Idunno~do.you?]

lololol... i totally should.

but she wont let me.
haha...

i ban you because i want some toast. lololol

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for letting your toast come before the Ban Game

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for not being online right now.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for noticing that.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for banning me for noticing stuff.

lololol

[Rock Hard]

I ban you, for banning me, for banning you for noticing stuff.....

(I reckin thats enough of that)

lol

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for telling me what i had enough of.
*shakes Fist!*

lololol

[Rock Hard]

Don't shake your fist at me...I ban you for shaking your fist (in anger).

lol

[Idunno~do.you?]

lololol.

i ban you for making me laugh when i was angry at you.
hahaha... kk, so i'm not angry no more. =]

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for sexual innuendo about an innocent banana, and dirty orange.

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you because you should know that bananas are NEVER innocent.

lololol.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not revealing your face in your avatar.

[Idunno~do.you?]

hahaha... i dont even know what my face looks like.

kakashi(spelled wrong) Never takes off his mask.
altho... i was told he has some sexy lips.
i bet he does... lololol
i ban you for looking lost in your picture. lololol

[Rock Hard]

ha ha ha...I'm looking for Kakashi (spelled wrong)....
I ban you for using one of those squigly things in your user name...

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for wanting to hand me over to glen glen without a fight.

hhahahahaha

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not embracing GlenGlen's manly love.

[Idunno~do.you?]

oh gosh,

i ban you for making me vision the most horrible thing EVER!
lololol

[GLENGLEN]

I Ban You For Having No Appreciation Of "The Perfect Man"....



Glen.

[Idunno~do.you?]

hahahaha...

glen... it wasnt you.
its an inside joke really. lololol
so... eyah.... XD

[Xzei]

i ban you for not looking both ways b4 you cross the street

[GLENGLEN]

..I BAN YOU.....For Admiting You "Watched Me" Crossing The Street.................WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY....????......SOME KIND Of.....WACKO..... TWISTED....SICK MINDED.... STALKER........Who Gets Their "Cheap Little Jollies"..Watching Men Cross Streets...?????.......Piss Off And Leave Me Alone......Before I Call The Cops........You Hear..????????????



Yours........Exhibiting..A "Classic" Case Of Paranoia.........yes..~~ i ~~know~~ their~~ out ~~there~~..!!!! .............~~trust~~ me ~~iv'e ~~seen ~~em~~.........

Glen.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i ban you for making every word start with a capital..

[crummyrummy]

You are thusly banned for driving 600 miles to meet a Tears for Fears cover band at a pancake breakfast.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for having an iron on cartoon worm on the front of your Y-fronts that has a speech bubble saying "Hi I'm girl bait"

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you for not responding to my PM.

lololol

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not allowing me an opening to respond to your PM.

[Idunno~do.you?]

lololol.... i ban you because im addicted to posting. and i cant stop.

hahahaha

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for the same bloody reason.....

[Idunno~do.you?]

lololol...

i ban you because i gave you a 20 minute(if not longer) window to respond. and you didnt take it.
you kept posting... hahahaha
dumbass. lololol

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for the dumbass call.
(I always have loved that insult...DUMBASS - its a pearler)

[Idunno~do.you?]

hahaha... what call ?

i ban your for confusing me. hahahaha

[Rock Hard]

lololol...

i ban you because i gave you a 20 minute(if not longer) window to respond. and you didnt take it.
you kept posting... hahahaha
dumbass. lololol

This dumbass call....
I ban you for being easily confused.

[warmhandedcanadian]

You're banned for bringing smut into Random Thoughts

hahhahhaa

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for saying I baught smut into Random Thoughts when I was replying to a quote Aristartle....

(does that make sense?)

[Idunno~do.you?]

i ban you becaUSE AIM isnt working The Way i wAnT it ToO.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you because I dont know what the hell AIM is!

[Idunno~do.you?]

you see the orange lookin guy under my post number ???

thats the symbol for AIM.
and AIM stands for AOL Instant Message.
kk.. lololol
its like a chat... thingy. haha
and i ban you because my sister just now asked me how to spell DVD.
hahahahahahaha

[Rock Hard]

The one with the moustach?

I ban you for not telling me how to get the AIM thingy!

[DroopySnoopy]

I ban you for not realizing it's not that hard to get AIM. (and for not just googling it for an answer.) :D

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for always hitting on me on the "hit on the poster above you thread"

[DroopySnoopy]

I ban you for getting all the women in the hit on the poster above you thread.

[Rock Hard]

ha ha ha ha...timing mate.....
I ban you for having your toes in the sand!

[DroopySnoopy]

I ban you for not living across the street from the beach like I do. :D

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not living in Australia like I do

[DroopySnoopy]

I ban you because Austrailia is awesome!

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i ban you for having too many O's in your username.

[DroopySnoopy]

I ban you for somehow never bumping into me here before. :D

[piff~]

I ban you for calling snoopy droopy!

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for not revealing your gender!

[DroopySnoopy]

I ban you for having a cooler porno name than me.

[Rock Hard]

I ban you for making me laugh with that ban comment!