Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

[DroopySnoopy]

If you already know the rules, then good, this should be easy. If you were living under a rock the last time this game took place, here's how it works:

You simply post something interesting about the person above you. Unless that person isn't interesting. (copyright Bird 2007) Or just post whatever you want as long as it is aimed at the person on top of you. If you have someone on top of you, please give them a hug, they are just trying to be friendly.

I can't post anything about the person above me because there isn't anyone on top of me. If you are hot and want to be on top of me, you can apply monday through friday between 2 and 4. Ask to speak with Swanky McMuffin.

Okay, now let's play. :H

[bird_migration]

The person above me likes to have sex on Christmas.

[DroopySnoopy]

The person above me likes to poke redheads on Myspace.

[crummyrummy]

he likes to pretend he is mentally challenged in supermarkets.

[Love Fest1969]

begs for spare change on his way to work

[PriceCheck]

Works at a gift shoppe as a ribbon curler.

[Love Fest1969]

dreams of being a pimp

[PriceCheck]

Asked Santa for 86 D cell batteries.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Traded in her saxaphone for a vintage typewriter.

[crummyrummy]

he's like a dog in heat, a beast without warning, his appitites for love and he so horny.

[PriceCheck]

Likes to be coupled to a sled and whipped.

[crummyrummy]

Made the nasty with an elf this holiday season.

[PriceCheck]

Is planning to spike the punch at this year's AA New Year's bash.

[crummyrummy]

Is going to her old pub to change in her 30, 60 and 90 day chips for free drinks on new years.

[PriceCheck]

Has already exchanged all his Xmas gifts for tins of imitation cheese.

[Love Fest1969]

gave everyone 20 dollar gift cards

[crummyrummy]

Has Auld Lang Syne tattoo'd under her lip

[PriceCheck]

Has a nekkid picture of Mrs. Claus in his wallet.

[crummyrummy]

Once, back in college, flashed a bus full of Japanese tourists. Pictures are still all over the net.....

[PriceCheck]

Is very upset that he didn't get the foot spa package he was eying and spent three hours locked in the bathroom sobbing quietly.

[crummyrummy]

Sneezed in the gravy, served it anyway.

[Love Fest1969]

Didn't share the egg nog with anyone.

[PriceCheck]

Poured the eggnog into the tub, got in and splashed around in it for a while, then shared the eggnog with everyone.

[crummyrummy]

Thought the ribbons were the real presents.

[PriceCheck]

Was thrown out of the mall seven times for creeping into the background of Santa photos and giving the thumbs up to the camera.

[crummyrummy]

Was disapointed with Santa, in the sack.

[GLENGLEN]

Was Disapointed That Anybody In Their Right Mind Would Want To Bonk Some Silly Old Fart In A Red And White Suit...Beer Breath...A Fake Beard....And Wandering Hands......???



Yours...In The Quest To Expose The "Dark Side" Of Xmas.....

Glen.

[crummyrummy]

Made the most delicious pie, and served it to those he cared about

[GLENGLEN]

2hrs..51minutes...After I Commented (on another thread) That Crummy Was A Hard Ass....Miserable...Ball Breaking ....Bas**rd....(or words to that effect)......GUESS WHAT..He Caved To The "Intense Pressure"...I Exerted On Him....... And Said Something Nice About Me....And My Pie.!!!..........I Ask You...Is It Possable For Life To Take A Greater "AboutTurn".???........Is There A Brighter Way To Face The New Year..???.....I Have So Much More To Live For Now........(and so does my pie).......(throws his hands in the air...and yells.)......MY SHOUT...EVERYBODY....ALL DRINKS ARE ON ME ...TILL THE NEWYEAR ARRIVES......

Yours...In A ..Fresh New...Rose Tinted Glasses.. Love You All.....Approach To 2008....

Glen.

P.S.....slice of pie..anyone.....????

[crummyrummy]

Dyed the eggnogg purple to match the Hipforums Background.

[bandbeyondescription]

likes santa's elfs asses

[crummyrummy]

Opened his parents gifts to each other, pawned the nice stuff and replaced them with charcoal and a lawyers business card.

[PriceCheck]

Made hot chocolate for everyone. With those little marshmallows in it.

[crummyrummy]

Went through all the pockets of the guest coats, filled the empty pockets with tinsel.

[PriceCheck]

Pre-licked everyone's candy canes for them.

[crummyrummy]

Xrayed all the gifts as the guests arrived, sucky gift givers sat at the kids table.

[PriceCheck]

Ran down the street in his underwear screaming at the stroke of midnight, as always.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Messed up all her hosts magnetic poetry into nonsense.

[PriceCheck]

Asked to leave the choir for slipping the word "appendectomy" into most of the carols.

[crummyrummy]

Swallowed the wishbone, dared any one to get it.


They got it.

[PriceCheck]

Hopes to be the dragon's butt at this year's Chinese New Year festival. Already has "horse's ass" on his resume.

[Idunno~do.you?]

told everyone to guess where her other hand is because she wants the world to know that she's masterbating.

LoL...
and thats probably the stupidest thing i've ever posted so far. XD
sorry. LoL...

[crummyrummy]

Spiked the punch with Milk of Magnesia

[PriceCheck]

Jingles when he walks. This is not a seasonal phenomenon.

[crummyrummy]

Is still trying to get to 2008, got stuck on seven during the countdown and didnt know what number came next. Just Kept going 10, 9, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8...........

[Idunno~do.you?]

is a guy ??? O_o

[crummyrummy]

Walked 15 miles in the snow on xmas eve night to hand deliver a handmade present to her uncle, who was flipped out on mescaline and Jack Daniels and shot at her with a shot gun packed with rock salt shells.

[Idunno~do.you?]

likes to eat pie.

[crummyrummy]

Gained respect from her cousins by finally telling her brother that his deviled eggs were crap and that wine he always brings would be best used as anti freeze in a pre-1883 Datsun.

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL....

was responsible for the great depression.

[PriceCheck]

Is planning a romantic dinner for 4 on Valentine's day this year. The guest list includes a cat, a stuffed penguin, and a jar of anchovy paste with an orange ribbon on it.

[crummyrummy]

Still has bruises on her wrists and ankles from her Valentine's date last year.

[PriceCheck]

Is celebrating his own holiday, Cheeto and Sweatstain Appreciation Day, next weekend.

[Love Fest1969]

Is still waiting for that dream gift.

[crummyrummy]

Still has the xmas tree from her first xmas in the closet behind the winter coats.

[PriceCheck]

Dreads taking down the animated reindeer, giant inflatable elves, illuminated candy canes, life sized snow globe scene with snow machine inside, 3,486 coloured lights, 2,034 white lights, and 40' waving Santa from his front lawn. And then there's the roof...

[DroopySnoopy]

Forgot to give me a complimentary gift basket full of gingerbread cookies for starting this thread, and also "allegedly" was caught stuffing "goodies" in her stocking. :eek:

[crummyrummy]

Googled mapped his house and stared at the satallite image all night waiting for St. Nick to land on his roof. Fell asleep shortly before 5 am and woke to an empty milk glass rattling on the mantle....

[PriceCheck]

Is 3' tall and makes toys. Sort of.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Script writer for Bad Santa

[crummyrummy]

has been cross breeding dwarfs in his basement to make a super small/ultra strong class of dwarfs intended for ultimate fighting.

[PriceCheck]

Battles seasonal affective disorder by hiring a receptionist to stand in the front hallway from January 6 until February 22.

[The Earth]

You rock a Christmas colours suit

[Balqis]

http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp236/Keefers_/Keffers%20Animals/puppy-3.jpg

[crummyrummy]

Favorite drink is a shake made from pistachio ice cream, pickled beets and vodka

[The Earth]

you work as an Elf and drink heavily during the holiday season.

[Balqis]

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt224/quotesandlyrics/earth.jpg

[crummyrummy]

Does her part to save the flying squirrells

[BBAD]

makes a "special" eggnog and saves it for visitors he doesn't like

[crummyrummy]

Successfully had his right arm transplanted to his left shoulder and his left arm transplanted to his right shoulder.

[BBAD]

has a reindeer stuffed and placed on the hood of his car to freak out the neighbors kids on Christmas day

[Balqis]

sucks and blows at the same time!

[crummyrummy]

Steal Jack in the box antenna balls from cars and uses them to make garlands for her Christmas Tree
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/holiday-jack-ball-2007.jpghttp://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/jack-xmas-antenna-ball.jpghttp://www.4antennaball.com/bin/img/product/0080304_jack_in_the_box_antenna_ball_topper_christ mas_xmas_topper.jpghttp://fastfood.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/10/beanie-jack_web-177x300.jpg

[Balqis]

http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq99/julliette_2009/funny-pictures216.jpg

[crummyrummy]

refuses to wear mittens

[Balqis]

has a hareem full of shop manikins.

[etherea]

sleeps with a 20 year old teddy that never leaves her side.