The Book of 100 ways to

[Rock Hard]

Please complete the phrase and add the top 2 ways to............

I'll start:

The Book of 100 ways to "Break your arm"
1) Have someone hit you with a bat.
2) Fall over awkwardly and look like a complete retard.

[GLENGLEN]

3) While Watching A 1 Hour Long XXX Movie..........Forgot To Change Hands At The 30 Minute Stroke.!!!


4) After Connecting "Cable TV" With 3000 Channels......Couldn't Take His Hand Off It !!!!.......(i'm refering to the remote control for the t.v.....you sick people)


Yours In A "Hands On" Approach To Life......

Glen.

[crummyrummy]

5. automotive compactor
6. horse throw

[PriceCheck]

See now this is WAY too complicated for the likes of us. We need simple instructions like "post a word that kind of rhymes with donkey". THAT we can do. Most of us.

[Rock Hard]

Sorry

[PriceCheck]

:tongue:

[crummyrummy]

honkey

[PriceCheck]

:lol:

[BBAD]

The Book of 100 ways to "Necropost"
1) Go to the last open thread on the last page of the forum.
2) Make a post.

[lunarverse]

100 ways to wipe
1)up
2)down

[Bonkai]

The Book of 100 ways to "Ruin a Wedding"
1. Karate kick the Bride
2. Perform oral sex on the bride
....this bitch is drunk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_avMIT7aouA

[BBAD]

The Book of 100 ways to "piss off a cop"
1. tell him he smells like bacon
2. kick him in the balls

[broony]

the book of 100 ways

1) How to write a book
2) How to drive a manual vehicle

[BBAD]

The Book of 100 ways to "get someone to understand the game premise"
1. make a sarcastic post about it
2. hope they read it and laugh instead of getting pissed off

[BBAD]

The Book of 100 ways to "kill weeds"
1. pull them out
2. piss on them

[farmout]

The Book of 100 ways to get laid....
1. Learn to dance just like Mikey Jackson....:-)
2. Stand on any corner with yer penis hangin out....:-0

[BBAD]

The Book of 100 ways to "get your ass kicked"....
1. Learn to dance just like Mikey Jackson....
2. Stand on any corner with yer penis hangin out...

[MissBHave]

lmao
i like this thread

[farmout]

The Book of 100 ways to get laid... (Cont.)
3. Lick your eyebrows slowly in front of your intended partner...:-)
4. talk with a fake British accent....:-)

[BBAD]

The Book of 100 ways to "get fired"
1.fart every two minutes
2.selective amnesia

[farmout]

The Book of 100 ways to get Laid....(Cont.)
5. Keep a couple of rolled up socks stuffed in yer crotch....:-)
6. Wink and growl when you are near your intended partners.....:-)