The Book of 100 ways to

[Rock Hard]

Please complete the phrase and add the top 2 ways to............

I'll start:

The Book of 100 ways to "Break your arm"
1) Have someone hit you with a bat.
2) Fall over awkwardly and look like a complete retard.

[GLENGLEN]

3) While Watching A 1 Hour Long XXX Movie..........Forgot To Change Hands At The 30 Minute Stroke.!!!


4) After Connecting "Cable TV" With 3000 Channels......Couldn't Take His Hand Off It !!!!.......(i'm refering to the remote control for the t.v.....you sick people)


Yours In A "Hands On" Approach To Life......

Glen.

[crummyrummy]

5. automotive compactor
6. horse throw

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See now this is WAY too complicated for the likes of us. We need simple instructions like "post a word that kind of rhymes with donkey". THAT we can do. Most of us.

[Rock Hard]

Sorry

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[crummyrummy]

honkey

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