Three Word Story

[ShadowShifta]

Each person add 3 words to make a story. :)


There was a...

[Flight From Ashiya]

hot Sheila from

[crummyrummy]

the wrong side....

[EliWhitney]

of the mountain

[shine_crazydiamond]

who killed herself

[crummyrummy]

with a large...

[EliWhitney]

mouth bass carcus

[crummyrummy]

. She was found....

[GLENGLEN]

Naked And Frostbitten....

[Flight From Ashiya]

by t.v. host

[usfcat]

Jerry Springer and

[crummyrummy]

his talking parrot.

[Stubb0rnSt0n3r]

Shit happens folks!

[bandbeyondescription]

then Jerry went...

[crummyrummy]

scuba diving in.....

[usfcat]

a mud pile

[EliWhitney]

Filled with Flesh

[katyismename]

and very sticky

[EliWhitney]

man eating slugs

[crummyrummy]

. Suprisingly, these slugs.....

[ShadowShifta]

had special powers

[usfcat]

. They could predict

[crummyrummy]

... lotto numbers and.....

[EliWhitney]

toad talking abilities...

[crummyrummy]

when stimulated with......

[EliWhitney]

purple magic mushrooms...

[crummyrummy]

...administered anally. Jerry.....

[Rock Hard]

started buzzing out......

[usfcat]

and wanted to

[Rock Hard]

Stick his head.....

[crummyrummy]

...in a microwave....

[Rock Hard]

oven. Just then......

[crummyrummy]

..a woman with....

[usfcat]

a nasty mole

[Rock Hard]

in between her....

[WanderingSoul]

...thighs, called jerry...

[Rock Hard]

over, to have......

[green faerie]

wine and cheese

[crummyrummy]

. Jerry brought along.....

[Rock Hard]

A rather big.....

[WanderingSoul]

cheese wheel, that

[Rock Hard]

resembled a small

[usfcat]

rabid chipmunk with

[Rock Hard]

the biggest set......

[crummyrummy]

There was a hot Sheila from the wrong side of the mountain who killed herself with a large mouth bass carcass. She was found naked and frostbitten by TV host Jerry Springer and his talking parrot. Then Jerry went scuba diving in a mud pile filled with flesh and very sticky man eating slugs. Surprisingly, these slugs had special powers. They could predict lotto numbers and toad talking abilities when stimulated with purple magic mushrooms administered anally. Jerry started buzzing out and wanted to stick his head in a microwave oven. Just then, a woman with a nasty mole in between her thighs, called Jerry over, to have wine and cheese. Jerry brought along a rather big cheese wheel that resembled a small rabid chipmunk with the biggest set….
...of whitewall tires...

[green faerie]

she had ever

[bandbeyondescription]

and also a....

[Rock Hard]

a nasty little....

[dollydagger]

odor about her.....

[Rock Hard]

. The woman urged

[green faerie]

him to lick

[Rock Hard]

part of the

[GLENGLEN]

Tip Of His???

[Rock Hard]

nose, but he

[stonedmonkiwana]

could not see

[crummyrummy]

how this would

[Rock Hard]

benefit him or

[crummyrummy]

any monkey living

[ShadowShifta]

under the sea

[crummyrummy]

. After a long

[dollydagger]

hot summer night

[crummyrummy]

a banjo player

[stonedmonkiwana]

sat on his

[Rock Hard]

ass and began

[stonedmonkiwana]

playing dueling banjo's

[Rock Hard]

. <End of Paragraph>
The talking parrot

[GLENGLEN]

Copped A Bullet......



Cheers Glen.

[dollydagger]

between his fluffy

[stonedmonkiwana]

little rear end

[green faerie]

while trying to

[stonedmonkiwana]

strum a song

[dollydagger]

on an old

[bandbeyondescription]

acoustic guitar that

[crummyrummy]

resembled an igloo

[stonedmonkiwana]

but it wasn't.

[bandbeyondescription]

a very polite

[stonedmonkiwana]

or not so

[bandbeyondescription]

happining and it

[dollydagger]

turned into a

[crummyrummy]

popemobile. Then Suddenly

[stonedmonkiwana]

from out of

[Rock Hard]

the blue, came

[stonedmonkiwana]

something so sinister

[Rock Hard]

that would have

[crummyrummy]

been odd yesterday,

[GLENGLEN]

Is Now Accepted...




Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

as passe', virtually

[stonedmonkiwana]

but now is

[crummyrummy]

about to have

[stonedmonkiwana]

some sort of

[Rock Hard]

Wild sexual encounter.

[GLENGLEN]

With A Middle-aged......




Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

goat with three

[farmout]

horns and a

[stonedmonkiwana]

luscious full beard.

[crummyrummy]

After a short

[stonedmonkiwana]

detour to a

[crummyrummy]

sewage treatment plant

[stonedmonkiwana]

the smell was

[crummyrummy]

remarkably sweet, almost

[stonedmonkiwana]

but not quite.

[crummyrummy]

Three large, scary

[bandbeyondescription]

mice with three

[stonedmonkiwana]

large blades of

[crummyrummy]

the sharpest italian

[stonedmonkiwana]

steel, and were

[crummyrummy]

tinted a very

[stonedmonkiwana]

metallic color, but

[GLENGLEN]

Nevertheless Very Scary...



Glen.

[crummyrummy]

. Nobody knows why....

[stonedmonkiwana]

but it was.

[crummyrummy]

Suddenly, from the

[stonedmonkiwana]

floor arose a

[Rock Hard]

itchy and scratchy

[stonedmonkiwana]

little dirt devil,

[crummyrummy]

with cute little

[Rock Hard]

ears. When the

[GLENGLEN]

Room Erupted With...




Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

a mysterious goo

[Rock Hard]

the colour of

[stonedmonkiwana]

red, but slighty

[Rock Hard]

darker, with an

[stonedmonkiwana]

opaque appearance, but

[Rock Hard]

Shakes and wobbles

[stonedmonkiwana]

when barely touched.

[CSP101]

From this goo,

[Rock Hard]

emerged an irritating

[stonedmonkiwana]

but rather nice

[Rock Hard]

odour. This odour

[stonedmonkiwana]

was very pungent

[Rock Hard]

and smelt like

[stonedmonkiwana]

something that can't

[Rock Hard]

be described without

[stonedmonkiwana]

using a few

[Rock Hard]

words out of

[dollydagger]

Dickens' famous book

[Rock Hard]

A Christmas Carol.

[stonedmonkiwana]

Underneath the look

[Deech]

Underneath the look
Sorry to break the 3 word stories but i just had to say this guy completly shitty... Those 3 words didnt pertain at all to the last 3... and how are people gonna add 3 more to that... you cant be underneath a look anyway

[GLENGLEN]

Hi ..Deech
Yes This One Had Me Stumped Too....But "A Christmas Carol" Had A Full Stop After It........So I Assumed.......End Of Sentence!!!!..............After Much Head Scratching And Deep Thought (almost unheard of from me).......I Have Come To The Conclusion She Meant......"UNDERNEATH THE SURFACE".............Keeping That In Mind...I'll Give It A Shot....

"Underneath The Look"..........LIES MANY CONTRADICTIONS.............




Yours.....In An Attempt At Logic...In An Totally Illogical World...

Glen.

[crummyrummy]

....and physical abuses....

[GLENGLEN]

...ONLY ECLIPSED BY...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

the flying monkies.....

[GLENGLEN]

...WHO'S SEXUAL PERSUASION...



Cheers Glen.

[E-Rocc]

Charitable to All,

[GLENGLEN]

...CONFUSED STRAIGHTLACED PEOPLE...



Cheers Glen.

[E-Rocc]

and monkey leagues

[GLENGLEN]

...HAS NO HOPE...



Cheers glen.

[E-Rocc]

people, monkies alike

[GLENGLEN]

...RESEMBLEING TOTAL CHIMPANZEE'S...



Cheers Glen.

[rebelfight420]

^fucker

[crummyrummy]

...RESEMBLEING TOTAL CHIMPANZEE'S...



Cheers Glen.wearing golf shoes.....

[GLENGLEN]

With Ripple Soles..



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

to combat hunger

[ESRUOS ENO]

With Magic Mushrooms

[GLENGLEN]

And Canned Bakedbeans........(could get a bit windy in here)



Cheers Glen.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Unisef Has Taken.....

[GLENGLEN]

The Big Step...



Cheers Glen.

[kick-out-the-jams]

towards bigger sheds

[gesone]

to help out

[J311Mann]

the short children

[afowlking]

of africa america

[J311Mann]

become much taller

[ESRUOS ENO]

and play basketball....

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

without the ball

[J311Mann]

only their elbows

[dgdys90]

and their eyebrows

[J311Mann]

while riding a

[ESRUOS ENO]

green electric scooter.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

After I had

[neodude1212]

the nerve to

[crummyrummy]

shoot one up

[semi_computer-geek]

i began to

[J311Mann]

grow beautiful wings

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

and devil horns

[GLENGLEN]

Then Drift Away.....




Cheers Glen.

[semi_computer-geek]

slowly into the

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

cracks of the

[semi_computer-geek]

sidewalks of your

[GLENGLEN]

Empty Twisted Mind...



Cheers Glen.

[semi_computer-geek]

as they fall...

[semi_computer-geek]

(is there anyone bored enough to piece to gether this story so we may see what we have created?)

[GLENGLEN]

I..GUESS..NOT...!..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif.



Cheers Glen..

[Rock Hard]

Maybe there is!

[Idunno~do.you?]

atleast one person....

[crummyrummy]

There was a hot Sheila from the wrong side of the mountain who killed herself with a large mouth bass carcass. She was found naked and frostbitten by TV host Jerry Springer and his talking parrot. Then Jerry went scuba diving in a mud pile filled with flesh and very sticky man eating slugs. Surprisingly, these slugs had special powers. They could predict lotto numbers and toad talking abilities when stimulated with purple magic mushrooms administered anally. Jerry started buzzing out and wanted to stick his head in a microwave oven. Just then, a woman with a nasty mole in between her thighs, called Jerry over, to have wine and cheese. Jerry brought along a rather big cheese wheel that resembled a small rabid chipmunk with the biggest set of whitewall tires she had ever (seen), and also a nasty little odor about her. The woman urged him to lick part of the tip of his nose, but he could not see how this would benefit him or any monkey living under the sea. After a long hot summer night, a banjo player sat on his ass and began playing dueling banjos.



The talking parrot copped a bullet between his fluffy little rear end while trying to strum a song on an old acoustic guitar that resembled an igloo, but it wasn't. This was very polite, or not, happening and it turned into a pope-mobile. Then suddenly from out of the blue, came something so sinister that would have been odd yesterday, is now accepted as passé', virtually, but now is about to have some sort of wild sexual encounter with a middle-aged goat with three horns and a luscious full beard. After a short detour to a sewage treatment plant, the smell was remarkably sweet, almost but not quite.



Three large, scary mice with three large blades of the sharpest Italian steel, and were tinted a very metallic color, but nevertheless very scary. Nobody knows why but it was. Suddenly, from the floor arose an itchy and scratchy little dirt devil, with cute little ears. When the room erupted with a mysterious goo, the color of red but slightly darker, and with an opaque appearance, that also shakes and wobbles when barely touched, from this goo, emerged an irritating but rather nice odor. This odor was very pungent and smelt like something thatcan't be described without using a few words out of Dickens' famous book “A Christmas Carol.”



Underneath the look lie many contradictions and physical abuses only eclipsed by the flying monkeys whose sexual persuasion, while charitable to all, confused strait-laced people and monkey leagues.



People and monkeys alike, resembling total chimpanzees wearing golf shoes with ripple soles to combat hunger with magic mushrooms and canned baked-beans. Unicef has taken the big step towards bigger sheds to help out the short children of Africa America become much taller and play basketball without the ball, only their elbows and their eyebrows, while riding a green electric scooter.



After I had the nerve to shoot one up, I began to grow beautiful wings and devil horns, and then drift away slowly into the cracks of the sidewalks of your empty twisted mind as they fall. Maybe there is at least one person….

with a little....

[GLENGLEN]

Basic..Computer..Knowedge..




Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

willing to chuck

[GLENGLEN]

All Rational Thoughts ...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

into the abyss...

[Face Eater]

of my rectum

[crummyrummy]

as well as

[GLENGLEN]

Other Parts Of...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

a 1957 Buick.

[GLENGLEN]

God I Pray....



Cheers Glen.

[Face Eater]

As a result

[crummyrummy]

conjoined twins will

[Face Eater]

not sever their

[GLENGLEN]

Close Personal Attachments...



Cheers Glen.

[Face Eater]

with blunt axes

[crummyrummy]

but instead find

[Face Eater]

men with scalpels

[crummyrummy]

protruding from their

[Face Eater]

clenched fists as

[crummyrummy]

though they were

[GLENGLEN]

A Second-rate Subsitute...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

for the real

[Idunno~do.you?]

and he said...

[crummyrummy]

oooo, eeeeeee, ah-ah

[GLENGLEN]

What Tha F**k..??



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

Suddenly, from behind.....

[Idunno~do.you?]

and thats what she said.


lololol....

[GLENGLEN]

Appeared A Large..



Cheers Glen.

P.S.....Thats Five Words..........Nighty..Night...

[crummyrummy]

albino kangaroo wearing

[GLENGLEN]

A Leather Loincloth....



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

, two giant leathery.....

[GLENGLEN]

Hunks Of Men...




Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

tied together by...

[GLENGLEN]

Pieces Of Rope...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

made of bleached

[J'aime_hamstere]

hairy armpits from

[Face Eater]

the ghuangzou province

[J311Mann]

of the neverlands

[semi_computer-geek]

were used for

[ESRUOS ENO]

chocolate insect repellent

[GLENGLEN]

Specifically Formulated For...



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

giant bald guys.

[GLENGLEN]

With Rectal Prolapses....



Cheers Glen.

[Bonkai]

my stomach can't

[GLENGLEN]

Handle..Medical..Descriptions...




Cheers Glen.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Unless Vomiting Turns

[GLENGLEN]

To Total Dehydration..




Cheers Glen.

[Face Eater]

using medical marijuana

[InfernoMunky]

will result in

[GLENGLEN]

Total..Mental..Meltdown...



Cheers Glen.

[Face Eater]

and no sex

[semi_computer-geek]

for the rest

[crummyrummy]

of eternity. After

[semi_computer-geek]

you have some

[ESRUOS ENO]

Deer Penis Extract

[Face Eater]

which attracts bucks

[Bonkai]

to big bucks

[crummyrummy]

and loose change

[ESRUOS ENO]

Will Fall Out

[Face Eater]

of the sky

[ESRUOS ENO]

Ricochet Off Your

[Face Eater]

testicles while jesus

[semi_computer-geek]

jumps into your

[ESRUOS ENO]

Begins Shouting About

[GLENGLEN]

The Worlds Sinners..




Cheers Glen.